Family Guy but it's a weird PS2 game

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and i am a family guy so i'm playing family guy for the ps2 what an exciting time to be alive i hope it's just like a 40-minute fight with a chicken that's all i want wait what the hell i think she was coming out there for a second she opened the door but the game just started saving now she's forever going to be inside and outside the house schrodinger's lois oh my god this already looks a bit disturbing oh my god his head is even worse wow marvellous i see you stop touching yourself long enough to learn how to play this thing is he going to be insulting me the entire game because i really play games to try and escape from that stuff not to get more of it footsteps jesus christ he's creepy he goes so [ __ ] fast for such short little steps i see this is the um more murderous stewie rather than the more flamboyant stewie i can relate to either it's fine ow okay i think that baby just got brain damage i just flew right into the [ __ ] wardrobe honey i'm doing the dishes apparently you're not okay i'm mind controlling her okay no no no my mind control device is intended for humans not canines sorry jesus christ i've never had a game get so angry at me it's usually the people playing them they get angry ah this is how i'll scare them away torment the poor fecker come here you little [ __ ] i don't know how to stop hoovering i think of some sort of addiction wait where the hell is this kid coming from what the [ __ ] dude where are you coming from i thought it was like an angel coming from heaven it's a demon oh my god that guy didn't even have any arms i feel kind of bad about shooting him not really though okay yeah i'm really affecting the value of these houses i've also killed like every kid in the neighborhood hey don't forget to put in these hooks wait there's a cutaway gag in the game wait what the [ __ ] am i doing what am i supposed to be pinning the the thing oh no i killed him okay uh that was an accident kind of i just saw i had a nail gun and my first natural instinct was to shoot the guy with it it reminds me of those therapy things where they give you like ink blots and they're like what's the first thing you see it's like what's the first thing you do shoot the man like they're using slingshots i'm using a death ray like if i have to glide and [ __ ] and grapple to get up here how are they getting up here you'd think at this point he would have stole the [ __ ] satellite it's taking a while fool i tricked you into destroying your own satellite dish what why didn't you just destroy it yourself then how are you funding this plan there are helicopters kids from all over the neighborhood flying in yeah look at that he just shot the thing he could have done that from the start and avoided this whole situation oh it's grim from my sim series wait why is he bringing people back oh wait no he didn't he killed him okay good it is grim from the series then we have a code brown baby with a ray gun what do you have a code for this is this a common occurrence well look on the bright side you're in a hospital if you have any hope of making it out it's probably here my silence that caught me behind the counter oh okay thank you stewie for helping me out how do i get back there oh my god all those men are just beating up that kid is that what they do with the newborns here they just beat the [ __ ] out of them okay you've been called off now [ __ ] off would you look at them all like excuse me i have a relative here in the hospital excuse me excuse me excuse me i'd like to check in please please what kind of hospital is this what a hospital has a laser wall oh well i'm dead for some reason it flipped me up into the air the nurse is still trying to kill me oh my god jesus christ like there's one thing about beating the [ __ ] out of a baby there's another thing about [ __ ] enjoying it it's an entirely different situation if you're enjoying it like that oh my jesus christ it's like a horror game all of a sudden oh dead you've been having a good time in here i'd be laughing too can i jump on the bodies oh [ __ ] gosh i can i can jump on the bodies great this is the best day ever oh my god i'm just jumping over this [ __ ] thing oh my god i'm gonna die like fast look how far i have to go this is not going to work avoid electrocution it says at this point i think it might be too late to be telling me that [ __ ] sake i died i should have just jumped in when i realized my health was that low look at this i'm a ninja all of a sudden ignore that ignore that ignore that edit this out blur the whole screen blur the whole screen wait i just realized something i can use that glidy [ __ ] right oh this is way easier oh i still got hit just go away oh my god it never ends jesus christ yeah this is making my job a hell of a lot easier i kind of forgot about this i don't know how important these things are but i'm kind of just ignoring them and the ones i even get i just go through apparently why is chris here i think he's glued to the table or something can't he do whatever i'm here to do okay i died i didn't know what to do okay i said hey [ __ ] it walk into the laser because i was confused oh i just gotta go over here okay i didn't really make that clear at all oh yeah baby i'm looking good why are you up here no one can see this thing finally i got the [ __ ] thing jesus christ i really didn't want to fall down i didn't want to have to repeat all that am i just leaving him glued okay i guess i am i'm out of here okay this is um this is not monetizable i want a cute little baby yeah look he already knows how to talk i have babies all over the floor i think it's oh wait that one's a little alien i finally riled her up enough to come out she was finally like i guess i'll come off my break to help what the hell what have you been up to oh my god look at this this is ridiculous i need to kill the nurses they keep bringing them back but i can't get to them okay i got one great can you not aim down please it's all just hitting right above his head okay good i got them all i think oh thank christ jesus christ the clones just wanted me dead they wouldn't stop punching that poor baby i keep dying but they just keep reviving me again this hospital just never learns maybe they just can't break the old habit of just reviving people the mri machine wait that's why i'm here well why [Applause] is he smelling her why is he allowed in here look at his head it's like a peacock it just keeps rocking they're blocking the power am i able to just oh wait i think i killed him no that works for me wait what why is everyone dancing what the [ __ ] what is going on why is there a disco when you turn off the mri what's happening you know what i'm just gonna accept this i'm gonna take what i need and i'm gonna leave he's lying and he's not caucasian ah america [Laughter] i have no idea what's going on this story i don't know why i needed that mri coil thing and i don't know why the dog is getting beaten up by police damn it a speed bump [Laughter] that's like the only thing funny in this game so fair jesus he looks so [ __ ] weird from this angle i don't like it it's scary i think that guy may have escaped i can see a hole behind him oh he's sneaking why is he sneaking oh that guy's also breaking out oh god that smells worse than meg's room i like him sneaking and then he's just loudly speaking as i pass everyone oh love is in the air look at that you scratch my back i'll scratch yours prison doesn't look that bad that's the second most disturbing thing i've ever seen dude you're breaking the fourth wall right now oh wait you're getting a cut away okay fair enough it's a bit of a weird cutaway isn't it yeah it's not that funny okay yeah thanks brian for cutting away for that really enjoyed it now i'm invisible peek-a-boo i see you oh no that's terrifying he's ready to run after me i know we we've done this we the cutaway wasn't great the first time to be honest i don't want to do it again peekaboo i see you dude [ __ ] off it's the same guy he wasn't even running at me that time i'm way down the bottom oh look at him they're having the time of their lives should we help him oh no he's skipping he's fine i'm gonna join in the chase too yay you know i don't think these guys are getting punished i think they're enjoying prison peekaboo i see you wait what what why were you in there what are you doing you know what i don't want to know actually don't tell me no no it's all a matter of our genetic makeup nature over nurture oh these guys are smart oh look another guy that escaped and a bear [Music] i don't think the bear is going to tell anyone i don't i don't see why it matters wait can this guy spot me i see you oh my god he was faking the whole time let's not ignore this cry for attention please wait this guy's breaking back into prison no wonder it seems so happy here they get along so well joe's desk has a wheelchair spot for him ah they're taking an interesting approach to interrogation just stuff them all in there until they were willing to come out and admit what they did god they're not the most alert of cops are they i wouldn't feel too safe if this is what was protecting me and my town don't move dirtbag i don't understand why they're calling me a dirtbag like the mayor is in here he's fine is it just no dogs allowed or what probably another police file in here wait what i missed a file what the hell i was just trying to get to the other side of the room oh i got you you've what is it to do with you why do you care why are you getting mad okay the file is by joe's desk i didn't realize that fact's sake i think he was scared of me there he must not like dogs i don't like the idea of a dog going around looking for clues it could never work i tell you never don't move dirtbag who spotted me who there was no one on my screen i'm so angry i'm like speed running the [ __ ] game now at this point jesus christ look at this [ __ ] i guess it's good that i'm actually able to but at the same time it's kind of depressing oh my god i made it past him i don't even really know how he just kind of looked away for some reason but i'm happy oh it's the happiest i've ever been wait what the hell happened when i was away from here what happened to the disco ah okay the liposuction machine is leaking fat who is leaking this much fat why are you continuing to suck fat if it's leaking this much this must have been going on for years oh my jesus christ there's so much of it oh my god this is frustrating as [ __ ] oh my god wait why do i need to repair the liposuction machines what's it got to do with me oh my god look at this okay this is where i draw the line you would think it would have been jumping on pregnant women but no this is where my line is all right well we're going to end it there i have discovered that i'm definitely not a family guy god it's a frustrating [ __ ] game jesus christ but i hope you enjoyed i appreciate watching as always and i guess i'll see you next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 1,827,230

Keywords: kevin, callmekevin, kevin1811, funny, moments, gameplay, lets, play, game, cmk, clips

Id: THA1qi6xByo

Length: 10min 15sec (615 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 12 2019