Family Guy- Brian Dates a RETARDED Girl

[Music] all right I want to be very clear about this you can meet her chat for a minute and that's it in and out don't worry Brian if she's as ugly as I think she is I look at her once and then I'll go yeah all over the place then you'll wipe it up and then we'll go hi Brian oh my god who's your cute little friend oh my hello Stewie Tom I'm Jillian come on in who wants a drink so you're gonna take back what you said Brian she's stunning okay you met her you can scram now I shall do no such thing now why in the world would you be embarrassed about dating her oh my god Brian I was watching something on TV about this guy named Hitler somebody should stop him uh her parents brother and sister can you please leave now oh now I get it she's a [ __ ] but a [ __ ] with large breasts you can use his mountains for your Matchbox cars or whatever it is grown-ups do with large breasts shut up that's not it at all say Jillian I love what you've done with the players what is it one bedroom one bath no it's a whole apartment Oh God outstanding so Stewie do you work with Brian at the detective agency y-yes it's a matter of fact I do at the detective agency that's gotta be a tough job I know Brian's work has him coming and going at all hours of the night I bet it does I bet it does okay well Stewie has to go now what are you talking about I want some more of Jillian's delicious lemonade I know it's good right I just wish they didn't have to kill so many lemons to make it oh this is fun what the hell Jillian what what are you doing here oh hi Brian it was so nice of you to invite your girlfriend over for dinner I invited her for dinner yes you did you wanted her to meet the family now come here Brian come sit by your friend Stewie and then think about this have you ever seen the Sun and the moon in the same place at the same time huh they're the same person I know right you're brilliant Hey so tell us oaky where'd you find there one huh you two meet at a Mensa meeting no at a Quiznos we both ordered the turkey ranch and Swiss no onions can you believe that now Wow what are the odds well hey what are the odds of finding true love anywhere in the world says this observer hey you want to know something cool I threw up a lot in high school so I don't get my period anymore wow this is the one you've been waiting for huh Brian serious are you serious Brian all right you know what Lois don't judge because you don't know what two people are like when they're alone come on let's go out dancing I don't know I'm feeling kind of cozy tonight kind of mellow I just really want to go dancing oh there it is again what is that so Jillian what are your views regarding homeland security do you think we should support what the president is doing well I just think for starters that sometimes the government has things they can't tell us and truly we should just accept that okay good night everyone oh hey Jillian before you go I forget do you know what the capital of this state is rhode island city

Channel: Cartoon Comedy

Views: 1,410,632

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Id: oTjy3WA96i0

Length: 3min 44sec (224 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 21 2018