Woman has Mental Breakdown During Martial Arts | FAKE MARTIAL ARTS Masters DESTROYED

fake martial arts is the gift that just keeps on giving now we've all seen the Crouching Tiger but let me present to you the screaming period woman suffering from pre birth contractions is a visual representation of a Karen when you ask her to calm down after she's asked to speak to your manager needless to say if being a loud [ __ ] made you a good martial artist there'd be a lot of women out there that could kick a lot of people's asses would have the ability to affect a person in that way what's even stranger is the idea that using the sound and projecting energy can actually knock somebody out Samantha's going to try for her first time to actually knock me out using just the sound and the energy projection so here we have another morbidly obese fake martial arts master claiming that his student could not come out using Chi the irony in this video clip being that he looks like he's already going into cardiac arrest before she even begins I feel like he was going into heart failure when it began and she really just it was the final blow [Laughter] [Applause] well you just witnessed is a new form of martial arts when you want to engage in enraging your little brother but don't want to get in trouble with your mum for actually hitting him it's called no kicky pissy with you now what you thought your mother saw was a drunk man doing nothing but what he was actually doing was using his Chi to open doors to alternative realities the wind noise is also just the back draft from the power exuberant from his knuckles as it glides through the air creating immense amounts of torque I'm saying is everyone tough but if you're ever on the floor lying down to the left of someone you're attacking and they kick you like that you're done are you done I hear its own time for you boy yo for real who stopped their granddad from taking their meds alright this is [ __ ] up you took his medication away from him and you set up a camera take back everything I said that move was badass that's right when Cerebral Palsy get their [ __ ] protein on this is Gregory Gregory came over to drop off the milk now he's helping this [ __ ] [ __ ] practices martial arts Gregory scared there's even a gun on the mount a place no wonder he's pretending he can't hit this [ __ ] he's got a sword and a gun and a McDonald's balloon on there this man is schizophrenia personified these are actually very useful strategies for those frequent occasions when people come up to you with thin twine wrap it around your ankle and stand away and scream c'mere boy like rogue cattle rustlers in in the town center very frequent occurrence nowadays it is pretty unsettling Steve didn't even bother taking the towel off they was like [ __ ] it I'm wiling out here and my gown i'ma make a cover I will lay down some justice in between I've heard that Universal cinema in the works of making a movie about this man's life called Crouching Tiger Hidden disability good now I'm gonna try and pull you I want you to resist as much as possible do not get down good stance don't let me pull you resist but the sound okay thank you but the sound to get the energy in the room moving towards me is actually the word me so if he resists resist and I say me he's not able to resist me any longer this the energy actually forces him towards me it's your years of overeating my friend that allows you drag that skinny man towards you not by saying me by saying me wants to eat more cheeseburger this will achieve this hey yes 20 1.2 pounds that's the brick right there okay and why the glass I'm gonna break that concrete slab with that glass without breaking the glass are you ready I'm ready all right let's go that's a crippled great night to be honest I actually felt these bricks these are real bricks I mean there's there's no joke check it out baby [Music] okay okay what is this over here okay go for it don't you know what either way that was impressive - good job okay so um lots of discipline goes into martial arts if I was a TV presenter and I just [ __ ] exposed him mid-show I would rip him so bad he'd go home and he'd burn his black belt he would be ripping people's belts off and just burning them as they were walking past out of fear of ever wearing a belt again is how bad on ripping if I had managed to expose him like that in live television wasted squandered potential that is so I'm gonna show one more clip here of a fake martial artist I found online but before I do if you're not already please consider subscribing to the channel I make regular content a lot of it about fake martial artists or just fake people in general it's all pretty consistent and I enjoy making it so if you haven't already in you need to the channel like and subscribe if you are a returning subscriber just like the video also if you've seen any fake martial artists you'd like me to make a video on just leave them in the comments below and I'll check it out and I'll shut you out if I do make a video about them the jingles were optional they opted for the jingles but you could appreciate the practical effect now in general is probably not a good idea to trust the martial artist that looks like a mixture between dr. evil and King John moon because that whole outfit he's wearing screams evil villain it does not scream trustworthy martial arts master goddamn my hair academia is based off of this man's alive he didn't even bother wearing martial arts gear he comes into the seat alright he's beating up bad guys by day selling stock shares by night [Applause] yeah that shit's worth a round of applause you [ __ ] imbeciles now as a general rule of thumb and it seems to be true across every video I've reviewed the more spasticated the movements the more fake the fight style if you look at regular MMA you look at Krav Maga kickboxing most of these will have just basic compound movements you know not getting enough don't doubt do I bet that man's able to pull his breeches down take a big steaming [ __ ] on the floor pick it up smear in the opponent's faces and then all his students surrounding it will clap and give him a little pat on the back for being such a big brave martial artist that carries a pen in his front pocket two training sessions but look I'm gonna end the video there it's been another fake martial arts masters destroyed favorite video series of mine so like I say please be sure to likely subscribe show your support and all that jazz and I'll see you next time on the next totally pointless video [Music]

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Id: WKYyGV_Yobw

Length: 12min 51sec (771 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 23 2020