MMA Fighter DESTROYS Cocky Tai Chi Master | Fake Martial Arts Masters DESTROYED

somebody to hook punch something in like this make a circle this kind of thing actually against a truly resistant partner um who has not given you permission to fight them and who is giving them for herself permission to really hurt you okay this is a real fighting complication i don't have permission to hurt him and he's given himself permission for me but in that situation this kind of thing doesn't very often work because the person is going to be like a wild animal okay so in order for any kind of fighting situation to work like that you have to shake okay you have to have shaken power your legs have to come up into your torso [Applause] [Music] hello everybody and welcome back to another fake martial arts masters destroyed this is episode number 655. today we're going to be walking through some more amazing frauds and they're very inspiring techniques to take down people foreign go days worth of preparation just for a few seconds of action they really did go and catch my sex life on tape like that now this is a tai chi versus mma fighter fight the keen eyed amongst you might realize that that is indeed xu xiaodong now i seem to have done a lot of videos about tai chi of late it's not a conscious decision i'm not on a holy crusade against tai chi there just so happens to be a big correlation between people claiming to be tai chi fighters and bulshido they seem to go hand in hand but for real though why they come out here looking like the main villain from an anime just to get heated into the next dimension he really was shocked to actually be punched by xu xiaodong they don't bounce away i don't have chi power i genuinely think he was shocked himself that this man actually punched him in the face you can only assume that xu xiaodong had his right toe down and the tongue on the roof of his mouth nullifying the chi effects of the tai chi mastery can you guess which one the tai chi fighter is here foreign and with the power of chi he'll kiss the heel of your foot real nice like but in the words of adam if you really want to be the best at fighting tai chi just be present in a real situation you're going to have to be shaking for one you have to be using the whole body at once and i'm going to have to issu i'm going to use gravity not not not power momentum and gravity so when i do something that looks like short power it's still the same it's exactly the same as the laundry it's exactly the same in my body now this fighting technique is actually very clever you see naturally able-bodied people don't want to hit people with disability because you feel kind of bad for beating up someone that struggles to stand so when you're in a fight if you start moving around like you have a genuine mode to disability you're gonna win because no one's hitting you like you don't want to be that guy that beats up the seizure kid if i always see potential this is what happens when you spend an entire weekend binge watching netflix's daredevil series and you don't beat your kids [Music] do it softly at first so that your brain works out how hard you can hit this thing without damaging your fingers you must have some give in your fingers don't go like this like that because your fingers are going to be forced back in they must be loose whoa that looks deadly if i suffered from a rare skin condition where my skin fell apart like paper mache i would be terrified of this man he is the anti-hero for origami man he would never stand a chance against this villain theoretically what i don't like [Music] [Music] i mean you've really got to give old man river credit he seized an opportunity to slap the youngster across the chops like a raging alcoholic daddy stellar in his left hand palm open on his right [Music] theoretically is this possible what i don't like is this yeah there you go the other way what if i come up this way because i've got 40 right here 40 right here 40 this that all right get them out absolutely [ __ ] deadly this video gave me permanent erectile dysfunction through its sheer chi power alone here we see jake the fake mace displaying what he does to anand when she's minding her own business baking some cookies in the kitchen but she didn't wash his best undies so now he's pissed off that's right he takes the old skank down quickstar yitzha to the ground gets up and [ __ ] off out of there before the local authorities arrive tai chi application as someone should do two quick punches to you and what you can do and today we have a special guest zachariah he'll be helping out so again from the tai chi how to defend against a fast boxer he looks like he's throwing punches after receiving chemotherapy that's the most lackluster punches i've ever seen this just kind of looks like how to beat up the nerdy kid when he's trying to stop you from stealing his pokemon cards it doesn't look like how to stop a box if i'm throwing two quick punches the two quick punches and it does not matter what hand they strike with it could it could be a a double right hand just just like this see and then coming up or it can be alternating of two two punches and there you have it you've learned how to deflect one you've learned how to deflect two but by the holy joke you better wish you better pray they don't decide to go for three or four because you're not at that advanced level of skill before engaging in a fight with the local mcdonald's worker please ensure that he signs a contractual obligation to never throw more than a combination of two because at that stage you will die and your chi spirit will never get to enter the halls of valhalla as you haven't died a glorious death first thing that you're going to do is just slap your hands together create a stinging sensation in your hands right this will help jump get the energy moving stretch the arms out pull the hands back elongate everything stretch out your fingers and then relax as you bring your hands together you just want to quietly move them around note that my fingers are fairly straight i'm not cupping anything and what i feel and it's not necessarily what you're going to feel is i feel like i'm holding a magnet each hand and i'm rubbing the like poles against each other so there's a repelling feeling to it some people will feel hot some people will feel cold [Music] someone needs to come and get their granddad okay he's misbehaving in the car park again i've warned him once okay if you come and sell drugs in my car park you're gonna i'm gonna call the police this now he's trying to teach him how to make chee balls i just realized that's a dojo i genuinely thought he was in a car park there it looks like he's in a car park learn how to control a t-ball what a little crack of [ __ ] did you catch that ladies and gentlemen the best way to display your martial arts skills is by slapping your nan's curtains again so this video really gets my little nippies in a twisty because this instructor claims to be a tai chi expert he invites one of his students up who didn't believe in it now the guy kicks him multiple times landing every shot despite him shaking his body like he's having a seizure and acting like he's winning the fight he then lands one little slap in the face and ends the fight as if he's absolutely destroyed the bearded kid and absolutely made him his absolute [ __ ] with his big alpha [ __ ] but all he done was get kicked multiple times what good fun we have on this channel i hope you enjoyed but before you go if you're new to the channel please like and subscribe i'm trying to reach 60 000 subscribers and we're so close so please just help me get over the hurdle and watch this video appearing on screen here it's so funny and i command you with my [ __ ] hairy cheese [Music] balls [Music]

Channel: TotallyPointlessTV

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Id: 32Gfu9KWeMo

Length: 11min 58sec (718 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 02 2021