>> ALL RIGHT GUYS, DENVER IS COUNTING ON US TO COME UP WITH NEW SLOGANS FOR THE CITY. >> HOW ABOUT DENVER, THE SKY'S THE LIMIT. >> THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S REALLY GOOD. I WAS THINKING DENVER, GATEWAY TO THE ROCKIES. >> ALL RIGHT, NOW WE'RE TALKING. >> WHO EVEN CARES. >> JANINE, YOU HAVE HAD A BAD ATTITUDE ALL MORNING. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? >> NOTHING, NOTHING, IT'S JUST THAT NOBODY NOTICED. >> NOTICED WHAT? >> NOBODY NOTICED I GOT MY EYES REPLACED. >> OH, YES, JANINE, WE DEFINITELY NOTICED. WE HAD AN EMERGENCY MEETING ABOUT IT THE SECOND YOU WALKED IN THE DOOR. >> ULTIMATELY, WE DECIDED THAT LEGALLY, IT WOULDN'T BE SAFEST IF WE JUST DIDN'T PRETEND WE SAW IT. >> EXCEPT YOU BROUGHT IT UP. WHY DID YOU DO THIS, JANINE? >> THIS IS RIDICULOUS. NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT HOW LOUANN GOT A HUGE FAKE RACK. >> I LITERALLY DIDN'T. >> OH, MY GOD, GOOD FOR YOU. >> JANINE, JANINE, I CAN'T HELP BUT FEELING THAT YOU MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE. >> OH, MY GOD, NO, IT IS TOTALLY REVERSIBLE. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS KEEP MY OLD EYES REFRIGERATED. OH, MY GOD, NO. OH, MY GOD, I FORGOT TO KEEP MY OLD EYES REFRIGERATED. OH, MY GOD. THEY ARE IN MY POCKET. OH, MY GOD, THEY ARE STILL GOOD, RIGHT? CAN YOU SMELL THEM AND TELL ME THEY ARE STILL GOOD, RIGHT? ARE YOU SMELLING THEM? I CAN'T SEE YOUR GUYS' REACTION AND TELL ME? WHAT IS YOUR FACIAL REACTIONS? >> WAIT, YOUR EYES ARE WORSE NOW? >> YES, 100%. >> THEN WHY DID YOU DO IT? >> TO IMPROVE MY APPEARANCE. >> BUT IT LOOKS WORSE. >> OH, MY GOD, NO. >> HEY, EVERYBODY, SORRY I AM LATE. >> HEY, CHARLES, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW EYEBALLS? >> AND I AM GOING STRAIGHT TO CHURCH. >> HEY, GUYS, SERIOUSLY, CAN WE FOCUS UP AND JUST GET BACK TO BUSINESS, OKAY. >> OKAY. >> HOW ABOUT THIS, DENVER, CITY OF ANGELS. THAT IS LOS ANGELES. >> OH, MY GOD, NO. ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> YES, THAT IS FAMOUSLY LOS ANGELES. >> NO, DON'T BE MEAN TO ME, I CAN'T CRY. BECAUSE THE TEARS GO BACK INSIDE OF MY HEAD AND THE BRAIN WILL DROWN. >> YOUR BRAIN WILL DROWN, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. TODAY, YOU PUT A WOMAN'S BODY ON TRIAL. >> YOU BROUGHT IT UP. WHEN I CAME IN THIS MORNING WITH A LOT OF GREAT PITCHES LIKE DENVER, CITY OF ANGELS. DENVER, KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD. >> YOU KNOW WE CAN'T DO THAT. >> I QUIT. AND I'M LEAVING NOT IN DISGRACE, BUT WITH DIGNITY, ELEGANCE AND CLASS, AND I'M TAKING WITH ME, MY PORTFOLIO. >> OKAY. THAT IS COFFEE CAKE. >> AND OF COURSE, I WILL BE TAKING MY JACKET. >> AND WITH THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I BID YOU ALL ADO. >> OH, ELLEN, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE IN HERE. YOU LOOK AMAZING. YOU SEE HOW EASY THAT IS TO PAY A COMPLIMENT TO A FRIEND. >> JANINE, THAT IS NOT A HUMAN BEING. IT IS A WATER COOLER. >> I WILL LEAVE YOU ALL WITH THIS, LIFE COMES AT YOU PRETTY FAST, AND IF YOU BLINK, YOU MIGHT JUST MISS IT. MEANWHILE, I'M NOT GOING TO MISS A THING. [ APPLAUSE ] >> SO, DENVER, IF YOU BLINK YOU'LL MISS IT. >> I LOVE THAT. THAT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD.
