Everything Wrong With Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom in 20 and a Half Minutes

what's going on guys it's your boys hey everyone really quick before the video starts I just wanted to spread the word - world does have its own channel now and what we do wanted is basically get together and hang out we sold hot dogs in Sweden let's talk about stuff we find interesting well basically it's just milk in a bag plastic thing play games together I hope if you wanna see what a bunch of my buddies are like unscripted that's the place to go I don't think I've ever heard you make that sound then we have Nico BB q hey I'm Nico I made a video called Mario's nutty he wrote five years ago and oh my god what do you do do you have to do a smash throw hope to see you there all righty on with show [Music] welcome to bikini bottom discount Jacque Cousteau I know that's a joke but what kind of person would I be if I didn't pull my own running gags if Bikini Bottom happens to get demolished in the process so well I mean what good is having the formula if the city are selling it it is destroyed people have no money to buy your food and that the plan why not destroy the city and sell chump you don't need the formula people have no choice but to buy your food how would an underwater robot army work I mean if a purely hydraulic it would make sense but we clearly see that the robots have engines and even work off electricity do people in the Keeney bottom even know what China is didn't really know what humans are how would they know that English speakers call delicate porcelain China because that's where it came from I don't even think they know what English is shouldn't it be robots and sea horses where did you even get an actual horse why are all shells in this world magical first the magic conch shell now this what a beaut these shelled with their magical powers I'm going to say the magic wishing words so okay is the magic wishing wood it used to be Alakazam ah alibi Louise that icky China push bar griddle bits but Venus no sir but I kept forgetting it so who has jurisdiction of what the magic wishing word is can you just change it to whatever you want look I know the shell is Bhushan this is Patrick start we're talking about but I just wanna understand Patrick's dumbass logic behind today ever this can came out about three years before the episode best day ever so I blame this game for that episode in that song how do I read the sign what up I'm spongebob but I'm 19 and I never can learn how to read I know that there's a lot of stuff that doesn't make sense when you think about in an underwater setting but how do they explain paper like where wouldn't even come from regardless why would a letter for mr. Krabs be on a typewriter you wouldn't let it from anybody be at your front door did you like break in and type it up for you ahoy there spongebob this Cal Clancy Brown that's right a promotion what how did you what there's nothing like the sounds of your own neighborhood what that's what it looks like in from a spongebob scooter and Patrick's houses it does not they've shown multiple episodes where you can't see anything but the terrifying emptiness of the sea well you won't get away with it I've got bigger fish to fry considering they're all sea creatures isn't that phrase kind of up like we use bigger fish to fry as an idiom because we're humans isn't that the equivalent of saying I've got bigger people to slaughter why we're never really given a reason other than it's a collectible tell why did you have to get one and leave your own house [Applause] spongebob if you can get me back into the Chum Bucket I'll give you a bucket full of golden spatulas maybe your dreams was funny but I'm not supposed to hear that cuz you didn't really say that - quietly that's where you've been I thought you left bikini bottom hey Patrick night back what sort one you're standing on [Music] well if that one's lost where are your other sacks well they're more lost the bunch of robots came through here and stole my whole sock collection I could use some help getting them back you just collect socks I mean you don't wear them why would you wanna where'd you get all those bandages you just get stung by the jellyfish according to the jellyfish your field manual severe jellyfish stings can be treated effectively by applying a thick layer of King jellyfish jelly to the affected areas well I guess you're off the scale sport mountain and die a horrible death under the vicious tentacles of Pig jellyfish wait why do have to get it from King jellyfish himself you would think that given that there's a whole field of jellyfish that jellyfish stings would be common in that if you know the cure a treatment would be readily available instead of having to get the cure by putting your own life at stake and if it goes away eventually why not just wait like if I had a cold and chicken soup would help me recover but to make that soup I'd have to fight an actual chicken I think I'd rather just wait until the cold goes away don't worry Squidward Oh bring back that King jellyfish jelly for you to rub all over yourself okay doesn't the concept of an airplane kind of not work underwater the religious concept of Heaven exists in bikini bottom I would have thought they believed in sea deities like Poseidon or something is the age in jesus H Christ ham for halibut some sea Hugh before it discounters no no what was I supposed to tell you that Patrick is surrounded by robots and needs my help how could you possibly know that you just got here [Applause] you're all alone Patrick you're safe patrik forsberg [Applause] [Music] what do you mean you don't know what it is you offered to give us one earlier granted you call it a turkey baster instead of a spatula but you know what this is Patrick sure seemed excited over an object he knows nothing about what the hell is the point of the npc's in this game didn't really make the world feel more alive they kind of just make you wonder what they're doing there unless they're a major character from the show they don't offer any dialogue and the objectives of anything sometimes they're kind of in the way you could take them out of the game and nothing would change I was in an undesirable position yesterday you have a knack to jelly fish pee follow the instructions and the signs that you see at the end of the caves you'll still be a big idiot but you'll know enough to help defeat the robots and get me back into the Chum Bucket who then will you be Bruce Lee I might spare your life so I can force you to work in my sweatshop making low quality designer knockoff wallets oh never mind the fact that plankton runs a sweatshop that makes knockoff wallets why would if you'll need to run a restaurant Patrick is scarily begging plankton to kill him what are the pressure plates have an imprint of human feet what underwater creature has those feet the human make these pressure plates play there Squidward tells me you're looking for the king jellyfish deuce are you and that spongebob ones as far as I know he never relay that information to you [Music] wait who set up those targets I get it with plankton you wanted to keep the whole robot thing hush-hush so was it the robots how do they know about spongebob Patrick and Sandy hell we don't even know about sandy being playable yet how does this shower work underwater this is just a jet stream is it even cleaning anything okay I guess he's leaving I don't know where he's going but he didn't have to leave he just wanted his jelly now we have it all so solidly stole the jelly or anything we probably could have just asked for it nicely he would have given it to us how we get anyone going to get across there Oh more robots how can you see all of us swells got some 4040 vision oh I guess I just had to get to the bus stop I was wondering where sandy was cuz the game told me I needed to play as her but I figured I had to unlock her first kind of like how I did with Patrick and jellyfish fields but nope you can just trade places with her no introduction [Music] you could have said shinier than a silver dollar bills don't shower right then all you have to do is swim out to the islands and turn the big reflector onto the robots I'll stay here and protect the babes but I can't swim you live in the ocean that's like being a burden not knowing how to fly the children's balloons have been overfilled they're carrying out of control whether they give all five kids all those balloons at the same time I don't know this just doesn't seem like an accident when it happened five times aa hundred waterFire a classic impossibility [Music] waitwhat how does me destroying a robot on one pure breaking the floor underneath me cause a ferris wheel on another peer to fall into the goo five dollars and 32 cents the team's little shop of dried fish flakes and flowers oh thank you it all means so much I I promised myself I wouldn't cry did you even know you'd be fighting this robot no not really damn Sponge Bob it's not like you're just flat-out say no to being someone's friend even Plankton's we're getting unconfirmed reports that the robot menace is emanating from the Chum Bucket the proprietor plankton has released the following statement hear me now I'll crush you all release my and now back to your regular programming retirement home girls gone wild mummy man please you're our retirement home Oh what am I happy to see you and not just the kind of happy you feel in the front of your knees but the kind of help you feeling the back of your elbow or you'll never believe what's been happening yeah yeah I've already been briefed on a geriatric duo those two old coots sent me in to get updated with the mermalair computer what the hell is Squidward you've been doing here the Merman layer is in somewhere you just stumble upon all so how is throw the throw fruit hard to say I just did it that was one take it's just quit which house from up here he's not wearing any pants how in patchi's cubes can you see Squidward's house if we're underground one order for me to regain control of the security system you need to press all the override buttons spread throughout the mermalair the first one is here when you have pressed them all you should return here to press the master shutdown button you newbie the border returned here got it are you that means repeating what you're saying back to you isn't he I know it's not indicative of him actually paying attention but he's still kind of absorbing the information oh this spatula sucks it's a bunch of waiting and waiting for the giant ball to reach where you need to go and if you mess up you're just gonna have to wait even more and it's particularly annoying when you're only flubbing up the last part the security system has been shut down and we got a good checkup hooray for justice and all its multi splendor glory yeah well dr. Khoi you also cut the power to the mermalair bcs that's villain containment system is that bad does mermaidman smell like sour milk yes yes I do Oh No it looks like one of the villains is broken free who is it no worse than that he's your arch enemy prong prime also I thought Man Ray was your guys's archenemy who the hell's is pran guy I appreciate the attention to detail and making spongebob the dehydrated version of himself when he first visits sandy's treedome but why wouldn't you just make him wear his water helmet what do you have to destroy robots while not being able to breathe so I know the museum was ransacked but did spongebob and Sandy lend the museum paintings of them or did they already have these paintings sandy but if that robot really is like Patrick telling us for dessert what should we do what button that's a piece of paper that says kick me here which why does it have a piece of paper that's just kicking me here who put it there my pants huh OOP [Applause] there and get those golden spatulas I'll never get back into the top book if you've regained control of my robots what was that oh I said will I ever get back into the Chum Bucket to stain all my pots yes something's fishy here get it because they live underwater all right good why is you don't look so good a question in the sub time rusty Krabs but more of a statement what's the point of this it becomes widescreen as if a cutscenes gonna start but nothing happens this is just a toilet joke it's me spongebob sir I don't need any cookies but I'm not a shelf scout no kid I'm too disturbed to scare the bejeezus sorry right now but Jesus you need to practice Christianity in bikini bottom don't you have a platinum wisp to get that's golden spatula whatever what do you mean whatever you've given us like ten of those things and you refer to them by name how do you not know their name ahoy there spongebob swab the poop deck oh I already did that joke with Squidward mr. Krabs yes well it's a good one the way it's really not I know there's a minor nitpick and it's not a jokey sin but normally cutscenes have more polygons or triangles on the model allowing them to a moat more animate more uniquely and making them look better but even during gameplay the flying dutchman had transparency that he doesn't have during these cutscenes which doesn't make him look more like well a ghost and the same goes with a bubble right now just look like a Texas model with a bump map applied to it yeah what are you doing here Wow Oh boring I know this is SpongeBob's dream and not Gary's but you missed the opportunity to bring back the eloquent groom Gary you know the one that could talk and had hands well the first thing I'm gonna do is bring myself up luck - oh thanks Gary it does make me look more rugged doesn't it why do the mustache not move in sync with Sponge Bob I know it's a separate model but I feel like it could have been an easy fix also it looks like cardboard II couldn't dream with a real mustache Wow your dream is massive wait this is Sandy's dream play with Sandy's dreaming inside SpongeBob's dream everything you Texas is babe even dreams so I'm guessing that these characters have no control over the dreams right and as dreams none of this is real correct so what the hell is the point of getting the golden spatulas in this world why would they be real how do we get them back out into the real world how did they get into the dream world to begin with okay well I know that's their name but you could have called them horned toads now I gotta live with the fact I've heard an animated squirrel from a cartoon nated children say the word horny and official licensed video game except cartoon what are you doing hard time boys or at least it feels like you jest but that's the legitimately good question why are mr. Krabs and Squidward in each other's dreams and well okay that's not even really the problem cuz Larry and plankton were in Sandy's dream but the thing is so was she matter question is why aren't Squidward or mr. Krabs in their own dreams great that hideous thing looks like me I always knew spongebob would be that database jump in Gila means a robot spongebob there's definitely something funny going on here and I don't mean you man if ever there wasn't metaphor more appropriate for any game also how did Squidward Patrick sandy and a mine get here before we did switch to obey and he wonders why all of his plans fail seriously this is the guy that built a robot duplicating machine that works what that just let you skip that fight okay real talk this is the first time I've ever played this game meaning that all this is new to me so I had no idea if that was just a unique bug or something that I happened upon but nope that is an actual consistent strategy used in speedruns and I performed it by complete accident that is way too easy to do so Robo plankton and Robo spongebob are in a romantic relationship or Robo plankton at the top heats the cat on my fanfiction [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] well you really did not end this game did you are you ready kids this is what I get for a hundred percent in the game the characters singing the theme song do you even know how long it took me to find those stupid socks Hilary's in the shiny objects for mr. Krabs didn't take as long as because halfway through grinding for them I found out about an exploit otherwise that would have taken even longer it's never the voice after singing you could have at least given us that this sucks [Music] hey everyone char I five-year thanks so much watching my cinemasins pastiche of everything wrong with SpongeBob SquarePants battle for bikini bottom I'd like to thank my supporters on patreon and my channel members if you want to be featured in future videos and consider helping me out a little bit each month or hit that joint button to those who do support stay awesome you guys should head on over to cinemasins the awesome people that I pastiche they also host sister channels that cover music videos brands and other topics if you have some time why not check out everything wrong with oh geez revenge until next time stay safe and stay awesome this is char I 5 signing off [Music]

Channel: Charriii5

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Keywords: EWW, Charriii5, Minus World, Spongebob Squarepants, Nickelodeon, Tom Kenny, bill fagerbakke, Roger Bumpass, Joe Whyte, battle for bikini bottom rehydrated, battle for bikini bottom bosses, battle for bikini bottom speedrun, SHiFT, Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, squidward, mr krabs, plankton, clancy brown, mr lawrence, my leg, spongebob meme, mermaid man, barnacle boy, larry the lobster, ripped his pants, spongebob theme song, patchy the pirate, stephen hillenburg

Id: rAvxwqvV7kI

Length: 22min 27sec (1347 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 13 2020