Everything Wrong With Baby Driver In 14 Minutes Or Less

[Music] forty-eight seconds of logos strolling synchronized mask lifting maybe a nice visual flourish but seasoned criminals put that down way before anyone gets a chance to spot their faces also this group of thieves are great they found the one area in Atlanta where there isn't any traffic that's some good high scouting right there I was going to go with my usual way too nitpicky observation here but seeing the obvious Joey in the scene put together by the music the actor whose name I can't pronounce and Edgar Wright I'm not gonna sit off dry wiping we would not be hearing this from outside the building you see fast in the Furious this is how you film a car doing a stunt I'm gonna knock another sent off and retroactively Lee add one to the Fast and Furious franchise somehow I mean this is probably the morning the bank was open and there were customers in there but we're in Atlanta can you speed to 80 at this hour this automotive shell game is supremely fun and clever but the chances of two other red cars that look similar from above with the exact same pink color exact same Sun roofs and exact same wear and tear happening to drive by at just the right moment is about the same as the chances no one in the comments will complain that we take this all just a tad bit too seriously sure this might work to get one car to the center exactly why did the other car slow down to stay even with them that third car would have been long gone by the time baby got back up to speed as they ditch this ride surely to be found by cops later now might be a good time to count each place baby left a beautiful on glove fingerprint as a gift for the police the steering wheel the gear ship the parking brake the rearview mirror the wiper switch the air violin side of the freaking car seriously look at that it's like he's purposely printing each finger just so the police can have a full set this building that simulates a road with a double yellow line up it is so clever and beautiful it had to be mentioned but if we stop every time Edgar Wright does something visually clever or beautiful we'd be here till the Avatar sequels come out so here's a sent off for this moment and for many moments like this to come for black hoss news media [Music] four coffees in less than five seconds movie apparently hasn't been to a coffee shop lately I'm pretty sure barista is Italian for it will be really when I say it's ready see the scar it's apparently part of baby's face except when it's not like mere seconds ago [Music] baby is addicted deaf people through some kind of magic trick Debra gets ready for work with her hair tied back in four seconds does she not hear this how did she just grab his recorder and start recording how does she know there isn't something important already on that tape I'm just saying my dad grabbed a VHS to record the Tigers winning the World Series in 84 and now my mom can't find the tape of their wedding ceremony coincidence yeah cute juice but solid Seoul raised heel shoes are another type of footwear worn by people who have jobs that keep them on their feet all day the drive is supposed to be the ass and it is I just I when Doc assembles the screws is it required to have somebody who hates baby immediately for almost no reason edgar wright calls this a double oscar shot i call it a Horrible Bosses reunion tomato tomahto he stole my Mercedes had a lot of merchants it I watched him do it too I didn't stop him though cuz I was just blinded by the balls on that kid yeah well considering what they're saying about you these days I'm not surprised this is Miss Austin Powers this is a funny cup with the Michael Myers Halloween mask that was part of the plan but why are they finding out about this just now in fact since doc is the one setting up this heist why didn't he already have the Michael Myers masks the plan is so meticulously thought-out I'm surprised doc even allows the robbers to buy their own masks who even is this guy we supposed to believe he's just a bystander who happens to have military experience who happens to have a loaded automatic weapon hiding in the front seat with a safety off also even if he had time to prep fine was the handgun still stow and why was he parked in the back of a parking lot like this this car seat chest buckle is already unlatched which means either bad job by mama or bad job by movie we know better than to blame mama this one's on you movie it's almost like doc picked the dumbest crew ever for this job how did these guys even get recommended wait a second let me get this straight you execute a guy for accidentally leaving a shotgun behind and in doing so you leave bloody fingerprints on the car and a bloody blanket hanging out of the trunk for any passers-by to see I already much also how do you not know that trunk didn't shut even just by sound everyone knows when a trunk is fully shut that car had more open trunk than elephant on antihistamines it's Debbie Debra damnit debbie Debra have you no boundaries keep your hands off my recorder there is no universe in which a pair of standard-issue iPod headphones stretches that far between two people except of course the universe where a romantic laundromat scene is needed Joseph wants baby to get a job delivering pizzas which is fine this is the only thing he thinks baby can do or is this the only mail spam Joseph gets that inspires job opportunities whoa that was that I get the joke that his driving skills get it there quick but the actual drive isn't really the part that takes a long unless baby is also driving the oven this is misplaced gratitude don't get me wrong Lilly James is captivating in this movie but her character is written with absolutely zero agency the women in this movie seemed to only exist in relation to what the men need and have characters as thin as CG Matt Damon in the last half-hour over the Martian oh no no no why are you telling me it's as if Edgar Wright heard that last sin and wrote one more line just to prove my point sheesh so go inside take note of the number of cameras and positions I know that doc just showed how much power he has over baby but does he seriously not have anyone else who can take notes about the post office doc made a point to say he never uses the same crew twice but I guess that doesn't mean he can't mix and match from other crews from time to time pick away buddy darling plays the that guy game so the buddy has to ask who the hell that guy is together robbed you the guy that called you a [ __ ] the guy that looked at you funny that's funny if buddy is so prone to killing people after stuff like that then why is Darlene talking about murdering bats in front of baby maybe we should infer that she always asked him to do that I can't believe she's so Cavalier to discuss it right now just because she thinks baby won't say anything even darling here only exists in relationship to buddy her tattoo literally says his for pete's sake let's go okay so bath just killed the convenience store clerk to steal some gum something that would have been easy to do without killing anyone and it establishes once and for all that bass is a psychopath but is he stupid too the store has cameras and he was in that store without a mask and while we're at it it looks like the clickers behind some late-night bulletproof glass or whatever if Batz has the capability of shooting the clerk somehow how did nobody in the car hear it as the smoking pigs never mind that Baptist partners had no idea he's going to start shooting but once they do realize it they are outnumbered and using handguns against guys with automatic weapons yet the entire crew survives does this guy doing nobody knew he was alive and he thought the best course of action was to make a run for towards the people who just killed everybody the Freeman and aren't there plenty of cars he could have gotten into that we're already running so what's your real name darling Monica okay so we were allowed to discuss news why would darling tell bats her real name didn't she want this guy killed a minute ago why doesn't she tell him Goff already that stop stop stop Oh in course of all the gin joints and all the atlanta's of the world bats wants to go into this King diner and Debra's working at this time of night haven't we seen her working day shifts all this time I guess baby has his don't talk to me or you'll get exposed as someone I care about which will put you in danger face off because Debra instinctively knows not to say anything to him as he walks in so they go through all this just to order some cokes don't even drink them and leave what kind of manufacturer plot bolt is this bat said he was super hungry I guess now he's gonna do a Southern tradition and hit up Waffle House sir crystal somehow baby is able to stop this true psycho from punching him in the face and shooting up the diner I disagree with this film's portrayal of what would have actually happened well you contacts was cops that I know they were my cops is there any reason why you wouldn't share that information with your crew and another thing if doc has these comps on the payroll then why can't he get somebody to just hand deliver the weapons to the crew why set up this whole thing in the middle of nowhere and waste everybody's time is that true they fired first despite everyone's body language in the scene and terrible poker faces doc believes the story enough to continue with the heist despite justified paranoia and why is this heist so goddamn important right now anyway it's not like the post office or the money order is going anywhere even if doc is convinced the police won't figure out who killed their boys why risk it now when you can just as easily do it next week why would you listen to this thing here of all places and man that tape recorder sure is awesome for being in his pocket and picking up doc luck he's speaking directly into the microphone baby who is a world-class getaway driver who sees every detail in front of him when he's car only notices buddy when we notice it discussed this oh you mean the recorder baby would absolutely never leave out of his possession unless it was convenient for the block yes let's discuss that also bats saw baby li and he thought I'll go to his room first trying to figure out this scenario we saw bats wake up but the first instinct was not to track baby down but rummage through his room and maybe he heard baby stupidly playing that tape recorder earlier and knew he needed to do something about it but maybe I'm so sure it would still be there maybe your new buddy was going down to catch him but buddy seemed super surprised to see bats show up so it doesn't appear they coordinated this Amy your call decision and we know this thing or not I also love how this recorder absolutely nails the start time on that phrase each and every time that brain isn't that the waitress from the diner I would believe bats remembering this name but I'm not buying darling remembering it bats was the one who bothered to check out the name tag and say the name out loud and while the movie made a big deal out of showing her nametag it's not like the whole crew was paying attention that much I'm your driver tomorrow I'm driving okay well we'll just forget all these tapes man that you were clearly trying to escape earlier we can see now that you're just a struggling musician who knows how to drive fast so sorry for the misunderstanding that's how bad guy stuff works right geez baby communicates to yet another person what he needs them to do simply by looking at them this postal clerk gets the entire message she needs from a look and a head shake and does she recognize baby from his visit the other day despite him wearing sunglasses and how convenient she's not in the post office right now and is just getting to work holy crap utility truck parked outside a post office with stabbing Ron's ex machina well wait a second what button did he just hit before sending bats to a pole dancing lesson passenger airbag off I could send it for thinking that somehow the airbag would have made any difference with his impalement but the real sin is thinking the audience would even know what button he pushed that quickly there's no way after all the [ __ ] that the cops knew what's door baby was in the guy I hopped three escalators and totally lost them and besides even if they knew which story was in why didn't they have someone at the exit to prevent an escape in the long hallowed tradition of movie car theft baby realizes all you need is something straight and metal to get a car started darling would be amazing at cinemasins good grief little early unless the police force is now 10 feet tall or bone decided to ascend into the trees you are aiming way too high ever notice in a gunfight how no one can hit anything until it's time for a character to die and then all of a sudden everybody becomes marksmen of the year we do the last time we saw buddy he was still in a shootout with the APD and the movie cut away from it he was almost certainly going to get shot or captured in that parking lot but through film Nisha he's here now like nothing happened what diner uses the restroom key the restrooms are open right it's an eating establishment where restrooms are there for easy access oh oh oh kiss that's enough for me we don't have a car or music and as if on cue two druggies drive their amazing sports car out into the middle of nowhere to facilitate this love story vaping is the new binding and Apple the shot is done 100% practically damn for you and I are a team don't feed me any more lines from Monsters Inc it pisses me off yeah if you're gonna go Pixar do a bug's life there's nothing I can do for you kid why should I after what you done to me wait is that a cue to come in though I'll deal with the cops did someone order a heart transplant how on God's green earth did the same guy who said this could break your legs and tell everyone you love all the sudden become mr. self-sacrifice I might buy that it lets him go but put himself in danger who he gives no character motivation for that in the slightest that's not the cop so buddy knew that baby would show up to the hideout what gave him that idea the script there's no way he thinks doc would be okay with baby showing up here car survives this okay two things here either he got out and baby should have seen it or he didn't get out and he should be dead there's no scenario by which buddy gets out of this and is able to get the drop on baby but that's what the movies gonna tell us villain won't die cliche movie continues to be kind of baby whenever he needs to escape a situation just a reminder none of the bullets that made any of those bullet holes even grazed either of our leads through my purse right at me and he actually said I'm sorry you mean after he put a gun to your head and stole your car yeah seems like a great guy let's take some years off the sentence for a little apologetic purse sorry I hereby students to defend it to 25 years in the federal penitentiary subject to a parole hearing after five years served no just now the minimum sentence for armed robbery in Georgia is 10 years without parole and that's per offense which the movie has reminded us is a lot and two that if someone is killed it's an automatic life sentence whether you do the killing or not with the earliest parole being 30 years pull to the I don't want to go in there and sucks think of a place that's really perfect your own happy place nobody puts Baby you got 30 seconds [ __ ] you buddy hello hello this killers are first-timers you want to pull off a brilliant murder you got to act like it's an accident if you do it right you ain't even gotta be there when it goes down I use a head detective if so you are probably the last man standing you need to sunset that ride we're going to a place called monster Joe's truck and tow no monster Jonah's daughter Raquel is sympathetic to our dilemma

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Length: 15min 24sec (924 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 09 2017