Everything GREAT About Jurassic Park!

oh [Music] my God I've probably seen this movie a hundred times and I'm still hyped to start it just hearing the Crickets in the Universal logo get my blood pumping yes the Crickets are a win also the credits are stylized like the red and yellow Jurassic Park logo and even have a prehistoric typeface and speaking of the logo The Branding is extensive hard hats patches it's exactly what Hammond would do you might say they spared no expense and the first of many fake outs in this series what's that huge thing coming through the trees oh it's just human Machinery human the real monsters I guess he had to be there but as a kid I was never sure what genre of movie these were based on the trailers all I knew was that it was dinos my favorite thing in the world just slightly beating out the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but watching the trailer now it's definitely sold as adventure with a touch of the scaries and then when I got to see it as an eight-year-old at the drive-in this scene cements what it actually is a straight up horror monster movie also proof that Muldoon was always willing to put humans above the Raptors even if it was too late this time and I don't believe this one dies but where was Owen with a hand up when you need him say Wahoo I don't I'm not sure what this note means it's a me I don't what what is it I guess we'll never know I've already got Ian Malcolm but they think he's too trendy and that never ever changes because grants like me he's a digger yes they are entirely different worlds but I love the idea that Escobedo thought dinosaurs are way too dangerous so he started a Colombian drug cartel Glam present danger you're with me that doesn't look very scary I was around this kid's age when I saw this movie and even I was like kid reel it in clearly he has not seen possession or Event Horizon since it hadn't come out yet try to imagine yourself in a Cretaceous Period so it's not the movie or Spielberg who got the name of the park wrong Grant clearly knows about the Cretaceous Period so the error or deliberate simplification was Hammonds which totally makes sense Triassic Jurassic Cretaceous Park doesn't have the same ring to it or actually more like mostly Cretaceous Park and Jurassic is like an onomatopoeia for danger Jurassic that's when the attack comes not from the front from the side Muldoon getting cooked shadowing this movie is just the tightest cleanest script ever written and he slashes at you with this six inch retractable claw like a razor he slash as a cube here or here even more fun is now we know exactly what happened to the guard a few minutes ago yay horrifying you are alive when they start to eat you knowing how to deal with kids to be fair he hadn't yet met Ricky Baker I mean what's so wrong with kids they're noisy there's messy they're expensive they pester you about your book Choke you while repelling puke that kind of stuff baby smell accurate I mean he is not wrong but it's like heaven I own an Island an island really sounds like he spent no expense what fine you get this one Hammond a minute 16 long take with just dialogue just cuz our attractions will drive kids out of their minds what are those small versions of hell they aren't but some people treat them that way it's one of the kids from The Goonies wait that's weird I must have stolen his shirt you shouldn't use my name dodgson Dodson we've got Dodson here clearly someone cared because he had a complete and total facial reconstruction surgery before opening his sanctuary and locusting the world's food weird I really thought I was gonna like this guy but shaving cream on someone's pie nope not for me mister he's immediately a weirdo and I've never heard from anyone that he's a creep so obviously I'd never say that and I shan't be looking into it seems like a perfect gentleman again I'm not totally convinced I've seen this movie I guess watching legit is a different experience but the little knee squeeze especially for a mathematician chaotician actually I bring scientists you Rockstar didn't understand what a chaotician was as a kid so this line made me think Malcolm was an actual rock star which actually that checks out finding out how many women including my sister-in-law thought he was just the bee's knees was a formative moment for me as a youth obviously I get it now Dr Sapp all right I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction say about this theme John Williams stands alone Yahoo oh m g I think think we just National treasured Yahoo what a weird little moment where Grant uses two female ends of seat belts to make them function in an unconventional way can't imagine that has any payoff looks to me like they've already had some trouble with flying reptiles I have never ridden in a helicopter but just because everyone does it I'm gonna stand up straight like a boss to prove that the six feet of clearance you have from the blades is plenty in 48 hours I'll be accepting your apology technically you're gonna have to make multiple stops to talk to his legs and then his upper body you're just never gonna beat Spielberg for a shot like this what do you even call it a character sees something reveal the dolly zoom on Brody Now Grant an absolute awe about what he's seeing he even repeats the same camera move for settler it's it's a dinosaur and what a perfect choice for the first one on screen it's bigger than anything we have on land which would be terrifying in its own right but also docile and herbivorous what what a fake reach you didn't gain any ground stupid animal this movie sucks I love the dean is already beside himself about how stupid this whole thing is you're crazy son of a [ __ ] you dick we have a team appropriate reaction way more appropriate than you even realize yet Alan they don't move and hurts and that's gotta be some crazy wish fulfillment seeing your theory proven before your eyes amazing how many times we'll see this Banner again and never up like that are these characters uh Auto erotica that's mostly going to be up to you tomorrow Henry Wu how could we have known that he'd be the most prolific Jurassic character even being a villain for an entire season of Camp Cretaceous also I think I've said this exact thing before but it's even more important now because two years before Jurassic Park he played the role I will always know him as bad guy in Mystery Date still scary even the babies the Jurassic World movies really figured out some kind of magic because they somehow made Raptor babies cute how do you know they're all female whether somebody got in the park and pull up the dinosaurs cards get it he's kind of a creep like a rock star sorry rock stars life breaks free it expands to new territories and it crashes through barriers painfully maybe even dangerously but oh there it is there it is Hammond you have no idea what he's talking about so you just nodded and repeated his line back to him a true businessman I'm simply saying that life uh finds a way if only they'd given us a visual example of this platitude we bred Raptors man just the visual storytelling is amazing Grant finds out they have Raptors has a look of Terror and the next scene is them all trying to catch up to him outside the Raptor Paddock oh the captions say moving in fear I bet they should all be destroyed comes off like a joke but I don't think Muldoon's joking even a little bit and there's astonishing jumpers sure sure sure but what would they do against a tween gymnast even problem solving intelligence especially the big one and she looks at you you can see she's working things out it seems there's still a debate about whether this is the big one or if this one died I leaned towards her being the big one because of this eye contact insert they do shoot her at the end but who knows if the shots were just enough to scare her into the cage not like aiming through slots would have been super easy they were testing defenses for weaknesses systematically they remember I'm an animal lover but this this should be all Hannah needed to hear to start euthanizing Raptors are a no four TV screens in the dining room John really spared no expense okay this is getting weird we'll have a coupon day it's interesting that the money obsessed guy gets eaten there's a lesson in there see the lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here on staggers as we get I thought Malcolm was a weirdo and a buzz kill but everything he says in his diatribe is spot on uh it didn't require any discipline to attain it and now you're selling his objections really have nothing to do with what's about to happen he's correct of course his indictment of capitalism is fear of genetic engineering being used to make money but his issues go beyond T-Rex's ruining his shirts yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should Andy gets all the best lines not just quotable but like that's such a true statement when it comes to well you know I simply don't understand this love I'd attitude especially from a scientist fun fact did you know that luddites get a bad rap and that their issue isn't with technology progressing but with the technology being owned by a handful of people rather than benefiting the workers or you know wall of society that's a cinema one's history lesson of the week scars whether it explores what you call Discovery I call it the natural world we won't get to the Lost World this year but Ian's continuity holds over the course of this series he gives Sarah a very similar speech about how impartial observation is impossible because by observing we impact the only one I've got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer thank you 90s movies really hated lawyers just asked what to read in hindsight it seems pretty insane to bring kids to an experimental park with murder monsters but they are the target audience so you know electric cars Hammond you are starting to remind me of another guy who's smarter this is getting rude now hold on to your butts hey Lego movie reference crazy [Music] I get the feeling Spielberg just told Joseph Mazzella and Ariana Richards to just be yourselves because this would be the peak of 10 year old comedy what do they got in there King Kong ah just his main enemy back in the day we now know that no dinosaurs is actually poisonous yeah first it would be venomous and no we don't but I wouldn't trade historical accuracy for Newman comeuppance any day of the week allowing the carnivore to eat at its leisure also that's come up in shadowing that is more vengeful than you're actually led to believe when it actually happens file for half an hour all of you approaching the Tyrannosaur product I love how serious he is he hates everything about all of this dinosaurs eat man woman inherits the Earth well played Ellie he's gonna eat the goat excellent Immaculate sibling energy T-Rex doesn't want to be fat he wants to hunt you don't say if only had some good challenging prey the shorthand is the the butterfly effect I doubt this was the first time the butterfly effect was mentioned in a movie but it's definitely the reason I know it exists but my favorite part is that settler doesn't just nod along like Hammond did earlier like she knows what's going on smart people know that they don't know everything and are happy to admit it usually the smarter they are the more they know that they know very little you know a smart guy who builds planes isn't going to go like by Myspace or something and try to run it that would just be stupid chaos flirting here I'm now by myself uh talking to myself that's that's chaos theory still needs to finish his point I can relate and his book was a lot fatter than the nurse was like really this here's this fully Illustrated honey I love how much he's enjoying this and just going in on him I know there really wasn't time for a satisfying conclusion to their flirtation maybe they'll do another movie and say 30-ish years oh that's the cutest thing I've ever seen this is the moment that really sold me and probably lots of people forever the choice ceratops is really there and everything about this scene feels real it's not a showy scene she's sick which makes it feel like we're getting a behind the scenes look and appropriate reaction this is such a wonderful moment I feel like on paper it'd be hard to explain the impact but seeing it really is incredible [Music] and you can already hear the storm rolling in hey it's that other kid from The Goonies no still not him you're married occasionally I've been happily married for 13 years now but I can't believe I've never used that response before I'm going to now hey it's one more kid from The Goonies pretty sure that really is him it's just another example of great writing he's speeding because the ship has threatened to leave without him his glasses are fogged up because he went out in the rain he's not just doing dumb things to lead to the next scene excellent job at making this immediately annoying where did the vehicle stop boy what a fun cut even someone looking at their giant 90s cellular telephone would remember the goat it's okay I didn't ask why wouldn't they be I must be scarless just a little hiccup in the powers I didn't say I was scared I didn't say he was scared I know these two this banter foreign it's just a perfect shot it's the definition of iconic pure Terror of the Known Unknown and there she is making the goat look like a chicken nugget s he also left the door open just in case anyone was worried they'd feel bad about him getting eaten we just did Avatar which is amazing for 2009 but now we're in 1993 folks the T-Rex is still blowing mines three decades later a little smirk he's still a little excited about the T-Rex you said you've got a T-Rex say again it really never got any better than rexy's growl did it look at that pupil constriction when she shines the light in rexy's eyes [Music] and there was nothing like hearing this in theaters it really rumbles your bumbles there are a few iconic scary moments in this movie and this one was like Cinema changing there's just no way you won't feel stressed out watching this that oh no what am I doing moment [Music] to give in credit for trying to help but also dude has no clue what he's doing grant is standing still only moves the flare make sure rexy's attention is on the flare and then throws the flare while staying still Ian just runs guys again [Music] but Ian is clearly a dad when Grant checks on the other car he acts how the kids are and then this is a clear self-sacrifice but also let's not sleep on Grant who was the first to make the decision to risk his life to save the kids badass good guy if there ever was one Malcolm just riding that snoot like a cowboy this moment goes by so fast that it can be a little hard to understand what happened to Malcolm in a willow swinging to safety under the bridge to avoid the ebersisk sort of way should have shut the kid's door shouldn't have been a lawyer in the 90s what a horror scream I know I can't keep saying iconic but what a dang shot let's just say that oh boy the flat ground that became a cliff if you've never noticed this before good that's exactly how it was supposed to be there are a few theories but first here's the continuity error the T-Rex steps out on level ground between the two SUVs later in the same spot Allen and the kids are spun around by the SUV if the SUV has moved 10 feet I would be surprised but here they are standing on a 50-foot wall my favorite theory is that there's a moat and Rexy stepped over it or that it's flat where she exited but a few feet in this direction it's a cliff but the mere fact that they use the cables to repel all the cables that the T-Rex knocked down is enough to know that this is a choice that made the movie more fun like the T-Rex can't chase them because the place she just came from is no longer accessible there's no explanation and honestly that Spielberg 100 without question knew it was a continuity error but chose fun over continuity and no one noticed for decades says all I need to know gotta get some laughs in even when it's all falling apart yeah Tim's dead I'm glad he isn't but yet dead okay if that was either the goofiest prattfall sound inserted ever his shoe squeaked really loudly or he surprised the dilophosaurus with the fall going with one of the latter honestly for the doofus they make nedry out to be I'm kind of impressed he knows how to use a winch respect well nope never mind back to Doofus don't say hello run but you have to have some dino deaths in your Dino death movie and if you don't create characters like this you end up torturing innocent babysitters I thought you were one of your big brothers you're not so bad fun fact the real Dilophosaurus was closer to the size of a T-Rex but that would have made this encounter not nearly as fun also fun story I guess the one thing I remember about the Jurassic Park Book what you didn't know is based on a book is the description of nedry's death because it's way worse than what happens in the movie I mean like way worse stuck with me I just fell down a hill I'm soaking wet I don't have any food I love the phrasing so much you have food on you in you you're made of food friend seriously don't read the book it'll mess you up it's actually impressed that someone found this thing but that's not what I'm gonna do and he thinks he'd be bad with kids that's pretty much all kids want to know you won't abandon them okay throw up great moment of honesty it's just like coming off a tree house did you get a fulfill your treehouse commiseration never never look down this is impossible again the joke is that he's bad with kids but oh man is this just parenting say one thing do another be scared out of your mind and try to hide it while your kid trusts that you won't let them die all the while you're not even sure you'll survive and it's at this moment that you realize there hasn't been a piece of music for the last 17 minutes no joke the entire TRX attack was silent but for the rain bending metal and T-Rex Terror we're back in the car again comedy in the script doesn't get nearly enough credit for being as solid as it is I think this was Gennaro I think this was too look the rules were simple don't be a lawyer in a 90s movie unless your name was Vinnie I don't understand why this was so hard to understand remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend thinking ahead polite yes you have a chance moving him chances even Rexy has perfect comedic Diamond fairly alarmed here honesty how do you not win best supporting actor for this must go faster appropriate thing to say when fleeing a T-rex or aliens again a solid horror screen I forget she hasn't seen the T-Rex and actually Malcolm probably hasn't even had time to tell her what happened so this is all surprising I think they'll have that on the tour I think I never made it before they change it to world I hate trees they don't bother me oh yeah well you weren't in the last one can't live with them and you can't throw them out of trees the monsters come over here not monsters necks are just animals yeah tell that to this Gremlin I don't know what do you call it my dinosaur do you think you saw us oh notes what do you call blind dinosaur's dog do you think he saw his Rex still no notes and you haven't even met the Raptors yet and now I understand why I always wanted the Jurassic Park merch as a kid the design of the interior of the park is pretty great too with fossil and the pillar people would say they could see the fleas oh I could see the fleas mummy can't you see the fleas what three circuses don't have fleas having negative was a mistake he's not wrong everything that went wrong was absolutely nedri's fault and I'm not even about to blame him and for underpaying him since it was nedry's lowball bid to get the job but also tangentially related pay your workers more if you want to avoid this situation also don't take the lowest bid next time a little bit flawless but saying this crap when your grandkids still aren't back and could be dead yeah screw you guy and he says he doesn't like kids amazing what a life-threatening situation can do to you what up a light little gentleman the dinosaurs are breeding okay so all jokes aside this was set up with the two female ends of the seat belts then Ian sang life finds a way in response to Wu's question you're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will breed and it's just further proof that this movie is the best Jeff goldblum's workout routine again no clue even as a teenager that this man was a sex symbol and again obviously I get it now hold on to your butts he says it twice I didn't know it was a sketch phrase I thought it was just something that slipped out once the wheelie uniform Direction changes just like a flock of birds evading a predator you'd think that would have been a tip-off Alan blood and boogers they are the way to Children's Hearts it ought to be me really going we can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back it's a quick line but I love when old dudes try old school chivalry like my guy she could wreck you blindfolded well I'm being hunted he's just the coolest to the Hat the socks he's killing it and nothing will kill him hey Ian's daughter takes that move to the next level in the next movie this is one of those movies that doesn't been a lot of time reminding us we're on crazy Island but occasionally we get glimpses you know I want to chalk this up to Grant still not understanding kids but to be fair he's playing perfectly to 50 of his audience that's not funny that was great actually it's pranks blood and booger instead of the way to Children's hearts it's insane that in a movie where different sized dinosaurs chase people around the turning on the power set piece is one of the most tense I said one of is there a name for something when it's horrifying and deeply concerning but also hilarious because that's what this is I never noticed the light bulb smoking on her head another appropriate reaction people just really know how to feel in this movie [Music] one of the best shots in cinema right here and the best part about it is that Grant set the entire thing up in the beginning of the movie while trying to ruin this poor child's life fun fact Ruben the guy who writes with me for this channel likes to put clever girl into as many scripts as he possibly can knowing that I'll never use it and he's finally getting his wish I guess that makes him a clever girl come on either way a badass one-liner to die on I mean you're about to be torn to shreds and you just can't help but be impressed huh because they're reptiles that's what the snake is about oh my God the other Raptor I love that there isn't a moment of hesitation yeah I'd say you've earned as many desserts as you'd like and a classic line was born weird to consider but someone says it in every movie this should have been the jello commercial could have avoided a whole bunch of nonsense show this everyone's contained yes to figure out how to open doors hey yo what a jinx we already know they're smart but the Raptors calling out to each other was still a terrifying surprise purposeful communication screw you you giant turkey the terror that is this entire scene you can't even put it into words while the T-Rex scene had no score this one has a creepy one but part of me almost wonders if it was a choice to lessen the tension because the Raptors hunting the kids in the kitchen is the scariest scene in any Jurassic movie I'd put it up against anything indoor Raptor in the bedroom Child's Play T-Rex in the camp okay that one is a little scary but nothing compares to this moment it's well known now that the Velociraptors in this movie were based more on something like a Utahraptor or Deinonychus and that Velociraptors were a lot smaller but it was the right choice their size here makes them just an unbeatable foe plus Spielberg was right Deinonychus is too hard to say although Jude has been nailing Pachycephalosaurus and Parasaurolophus since he was four still not as much fun to say Raptor Jurassic oh that's some quick thinking from an excellent older sibling you're just one of the best fake outs of all time it took me a dozen times through to start remembering that she was in a reflection these shots through the legs oh nope absolutely not freaking Oppenheimer yeah I wouldn't say it was that bad but pretty bad we know Tim made fun of you for it earlier dang too bad both Tim's legs fell off in the last scene and therefore he couldn't possibly get the gun for Grant moral support is important guys but actually when you stopped to think about it the gun was pretty much useless one of the adults was going to have to stop holding the door even if he handed it to them and also he's a kid and there was barely enough time for them to even yell out to Him Gonna Come Through the Glass what a device to ratchet up the stress hearing the gunshots through the phone and then the slow pushing on a jammed cartridge yeah I don't blame you at this point Raptors honoring the three points of contact rule up the stepladder is not the question so good many have tried to capture moments like this but no one does it better seriously though there isn't a break to breathe in these last 20 minutes the kids barely get a bite of problematic gelatin before they need to start running and it just never lets up I like that everyone is just sort of doing their own thing at this point but I bet Tim and Lex never thought they'd get to touch the displays no one ever lets you touch the displays I just want to touch the displays that's the second time Tim has been saved by being small and in the right place at the right time again if only they knew the hand-up signal it works every time Rexy to the rescue and this has always been a non-error to me the Raptors are stalking them shrieking at them you wouldn't notice a monster truck crashing in through the wall plus there's no cups of water around to see shaking also kind of love that Rexy gets the main theme I guess she is on the logo after careful consideration I've decided not to endorse your Park so have I I got him you guessed it iconic shot that's iconic without the secondary meaning since this would technically lead to dinosaurs actually ruining the world again or at least messing up people's weddings and stuff not gonna lie the closing shot of the characters being the kids cuddling up with Grant is pretty sweet they wouldn't leave his side until they were in arm's length from their parents I can guarantee that this isn't the first dinosaur movie I've done but it is one of the only big mainstream dino movies so let me take this opportunity to say if you have a dino movie in your head make it as the father of a kid who loves dinosaurs and as I'm sure any parents with similar kids will agree there are not enough dino movies and it's only a matter of time before your five-year-old is just done re-watching The Land Before Time in sequels for the hundredth time and he notices the very realistic looking dinosaur on the thumbnail for a Jurassic movie and look I might get some judgment for this but Jude loves the Jurassic movies we fast forwarded for a long time Jurassic world was the first one he saw because he was obsessed with the indominus before even seeing the movie but the point of this little anime doubt is that after having watched this movie at least and I mean at least once a month for the last few years is that there aren't enough dino movies dinosaur is fine Walking with Dinosaurs is excellent even but once you start getting into the Korean redubs like Dino King where everyone dies you start to really question what Hollywood's problem is doesn't every kid love dinosaurs well you've got to about three and a half before Dinosaur Train just doesn't have the claws they desire and if you're lucky gigantosaurus will be an acceptable rerun until they start thirsting for the teeth with that rant out of the way hey I get it who wants to make a movie about dinosaurs when the perfect one already exists I enjoy all the sequels for different reasons I think jp3 gets a worse rap than it deserves but the truth is that none of them will ever truly compare to this movie and like I pointed out it's got some problems some gaps in logic but that's just a testament to its power look at Lex's face get pasted over this obvious stunt double but it's a Timeless story literally it's also got some weird modern day parallels with dudes thinking having enough money will solve every problem imaginable when actually one dweb can shut you down with a keystroke look there's not much else to say about it I mean I could probably talk for hours but you've heard it before the most significant Legacy this movie has is that 30 years later the actors who nailed each of their respective Parts wanted to come back and each fell right back in and I know it's a little weird that I'm skipping past the Lost World in Jurassic Park 3 now playing reptiles but I thought it would be fun to do the OG and Dominion back to back so yeah here's the teaser frame we'll have more to talk about next week when my voice doesn't sound like this see you then [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music]

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Length: 26min 38sec (1598 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 11 2022