Every Single Daemon of Tzeentch EXPLAINED By An Australian | Warhammer Lore

g'day guys and gal tits snitch is a bit of a uh interesting fellow we've been told to believe that each of the chaos gods is more or less equal in power which is why the great game has never ended but from a quick 24 to 48 hour scan through the law it's clear to see that this isn't the case tisnitch is very clearly the most powerful of the chaos gods at one point he was on the cusp of winning the great game before he decided that that would be boring hence he sabotaged himself to make it more interesting so being the strongest of the cows gods you'd think you'd have the strongest demons and uh yeah not really tits snitch is more of a work smarter not harder kind of guy which is a very effective attitude in a galaxy full of total retards that lack basic common sense that doesn't mean these demons aren't super interesting though after all they'd have to have some spicy abilities and you know some shadow genjitsu if they're going to compete with something like this before we get started you know the drill major kill minis they're clean they're cute and they get delivered straight to your door no matter where you live looking for a unique easy to paint but super detailed mini shark daddy got you covered looking to get a bit spiky the chaotic magic kill team or the terminator lord got you back plenty of models for plenty of situations with more on the way all prices are in australian with some of the cheapest shipping you'll ever see so if you wanted to support the channel in a way that nets you something more tangible than boatloads of hentai then this is the place to go link in the description today i will go over each and every demon of tits snitch talking about their strengths weaknesses and abilities as well as some variations of them let's get into it [Music] starting us off with the rank and file demons who are also the cutest or ugliest depending on your taste we have the pink horrors the pink horrors are very unpredictable and ecstatically happy and joyful all the time judging by the way their jaws swing i assume this is due to an insatiable addiction to mdma despite being happy-go-lucky dudes their constant screaming weird janky movements and all-round wacky appearance makes the horrors very unnerving to deal with they can run in and tear you apart with a knife or even their claws or their second attack option which they probably prefer is to sit back and fling random basic spells at you such as fireballs or bolts of change if you manage to kill a pink horror then it splits into two smaller blue horrors who are similar in physical might to a pink horror but due to their personality being split in two will generally be a bit [ __ ] at throwing spells hence they're more inclined to just shanking your ass then when you beat a blue horror it will split into two brimstone horrors who are basically just psychopaths that run around setting [ __ ] on fire so yeah congrats titsnich you have the most obnoxious frontline demon out of all the chaos gods some horrors have received favor from tits niche and have become incredibly powerful such as the blue scribes who know nearly every spell in the galaxy but also don't know what they do so fighting them is like fighting a [ __ ] admin from a gmod server who also has tourette's then there's the changeling who is also a horror who gained the ability to completely transform his form into anything he likes allowing him to pull pranks on even the other chaos gods the most powerful horrors who haven't been super sucked off by tits niche are the heralds of titsanich who are literally you know pink horrors plus although the pink horrors can also come in the upgraded exalted or iridescent variety not every demon of tits niche needs to be super complicated a flamer of tits niche proves this fact these ugly ass demons walk around the battlefield almost mindlessly while shooting out torrents of warp fire now generally wartfire [ __ ] sucks to get hit with it burns your body and your soul while also mutating you into an abomination as you die however a flamer wouldn't be a titsanichian demon if there wasn't some kind of self-sabotage going on here hence a flamer of titsnich's warp fire will have a completely random effect ranging from burning you to death all the way to covering you in sweet delicious and totally harmless wine the flamer doesn't get to choose what he sprays you with so it's a massive unnecessary roll of the dice they can also shoot out a gas that will either turn your living tissue into dust leaving your weapons and armor behind or turn your weapons and armor to dust leaving you butt ass naked so whilst the flamers are not to be messed with they definitely have a shitload of exploitable weaknesses the exalted flamers exalted mean personally empowered by tits niche do not have these weaknesses they are sentient and they can choose what effect they want their fire to have their fire is also much more powerful and as such they would generally be seen leading flamers or horrors into battle to top it off even more they often ride burning chariots of titsnich which turns them into little napalm bombers the next lesser demon on this list are the screamers which are evil ass stingrays [ __ ] you snitch for taking steve irwin from us their jaws are made of pure warp energy which allows them to bite through anything hence they are a massive pain in the ass during space battles as they can swarm your ship and bite through the hull causing a shitload of breaches the screamers have even been known to bite through geller fields which is [ __ ] hacks but i'll allow it as much as the champions of chaos have tried you can't ride a screamer you just [ __ ] can't but you can transform a screamer into an obedient and very writeable disc of tits niche this does tame their savagery and power a bit however discs are still lethal being able to shoot out warp lightning at close range in fantasy mortal champions who ride the discs are called the doom knights of titsnich which is a pretty [ __ ] cool name not gonna lie due the difficulty of summoning containing then transforming a screamer into a disc the doom knights that ride them are pretty rare and insufferably up themselves the burning chariots that i mentioned earlier that the exalted flamers ride are actually a disc pulled by screamers so you get the best of both worlds there due to the volatility of the chariots only the flamers and occasionally the heralds can ride them that wraps up the lesser demons of tier snitch so what about their greater demon after all every chaos god has at least one type of greater demon tits ninja's great demon is called the lord of change and whilst it is physically the weakest of all the greater demons that doesn't mean it's a [ __ ] they are wickedly intelligent always planning deep and complex schemes and manipulations most of the time if you want to fight a law to change you'll have to have jumped through all these obstacles to get there each one designed to test you teach the lord about you and weaken you so that when you finally confront the greater demon you are primed and vulnerable even looking at lords of change turned most people insane if you somehow get through its traps can look at it and are prepared to fight the hard part begins each lord of change is a master sorcerer as such you will get insta [ __ ] blasted by the warp incurring near instant death from the torrent of pure warp energy flung at you to survive this you'll either need to have a blank be a blank or have the psychic prowess to defend yourself if you are able to nullify a lord of change's power via a blank they are still a big ass demon many times taller and stronger than you sure they might not be able to boil you from the inside out but a big ass smack from their stuff will banish your spleen to the shadow realm what i'm trying to say is that even being incredibly smart incredibly willful either a blank or a very psychically powerful and a good fighter that may not even be enough to bring down a lord of change and let's say you do bring it down your victory was likely planned all along by tits niche as some weird aspect of one of his infinite schemes it's no wonder why out of all the cows gods it was titanic who was the one that actively [ __ ] over and outplayed the emperor when all the others couldn't the lord of change also comes in the exalted form which uh yeah good luck with that one on a similar level of power to a lot of change the demon princes of tits ninja are also a thing demon princess are hard to talk about as each one is so different magnus the red would have a completely different plethora of abilities and lore compared to jimmy the four-eyed [ __ ] but the general vibe is that a prince of tits niche will have to be really really really [ __ ] good at scheming how else would they have gained tisnitch's attention demon princes are generally weaker than lords of change however there are some exceptions to this rule as with all the other chaos gods titsnich has his own version of a soul grinder soul grinders are demons who wish to return from banishment earlier than usual banishment being when a demon's physical form is killed in real space and must rebuild itself in the warp this can take a long time often thousands of years however this process can be sped up if the partially reformed demon strikes a deer with the forge of souls they get to return to real space early with a powerful part mechanical body but in return all the lives they claim must go to the forge of souls and all machines they destroy must also go to the forge of souls until their debt is repaid on top of that as long as the demon is using its powerful part machine body it vows to return to the forge of souls if any of the chaos gods ever try to take over it if this happens every soul grinder must defend the forge of souls even if it's against their original god who created them the titsuchi invariant of the soul grinder focuses more on range attacks compared to the much more melee focused soul grinders of corn or slaanesh but beyond that it's pretty similar now for a few unique demons that may not even be canon anymore the doomwing and the firelord these older [ __ ] demon spacecraft are fast and potent having an array of weapons i add them to this list as it appears they are demons infused with spacecraft rather than just random ships like i said though probably not even canon so i'm not going to lose any sleepovers now for a couple fantasy-only tits snitch units even though you could probably play them on 40k tabletop if you wanted to first up is the gaunt summoner who are incredibly powerful there is only ever nine of these in existence at a time and they command and control the silver towers which in 40k are these demonic spaceships but in fantasy you know they're just they're just silver towers the gaunt summoners get erect for war crimes likely as a result of being angry all the time due to archaeon stealing various body parts from them as punishment for them trying to [ __ ] him over i mean they are agents of tisnitch trying to [ __ ] over their allies in their blood there is also the mutalith vortex beast which oh my god what the [ __ ] is that this would be a pretty fun boss battle in the 15 years or so it takes for gw to produce a good age of sigma game the vortex beast is very physically powerful but its true spice comes from its aura which will afflict its enemies with one of a number of ailments these include making you ugly as [ __ ] making you [ __ ] making you limp turning you inside out making you insane turning you into a chaos spawn turning you into a furry or my personal favorite empowering you with the ability to easily kill a mutilated vortex beast gotta love tits niche man no one beats tits niche harder than tit snitch tit snitch doesn't have a huge variety of demons but considering how much variety each demon has with their abilities it's no real surprise fighting tits in this seems like the most obnoxious [ __ ] ever and i for one am keen as hell to do it when total war warhammer 3 drops if you enjoyed the video and you want to support the channel then patreon is the place to be only 1 per month give you access to a boatload of hentai hit the subscribe button and hit the real subscribe button for more twisted content join the discord for more memes and i'll see you on the next one [Music] bow peace me [Music]

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Length: 11min 7sec (667 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 24 2022