EVERY SINGLE Raj Moment on Hell's Kitchen

and I suspended oh thank you sir yes sir chef right what's under that um under their drum eatenton off it help this is vachetta fish with grilled endive and blood orange fennel salad with a brown butter vinaigrette that sounds a very sophisticated dish okay which book did he copy out of I didn't copy out of a book chef no okay we be honest I don't really even read that often yeah [Music] the balance of the dish is beautiful and you've done something slightly unique because the fish is cooked perfectly big boy first name is Raj I am an executive chef and I began cooking when I was 14 years old show me a fish I was always the best cook in the kitchen so I can't see why this would be any different this is a seafood and vegetable pancake boy Josh I said what a seafood and vegetable pancake pancake yeah it's a pancake what that is a pancake it's a yeah does that look like a pancake oh he's going for a piss a pancake that pisses it's a shame cuz seafood actually tastes quite nice inside oh thank you however it looks a mess presentations shocked okay guys gnarlie do you escape cleaning up but there's a little surprise for you on the patio [Music] ROG is ready to put on a show holy [ __ ] we gotta miss the Miyagi I start drinking and I start doing karate it's a bad habit let's take it down a notch and let's put that energy towards your food [Music] I'm sure we have a news piece this evening of a yeah you know I want to always sincerely do my best for Chef Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen but I find myself lacking the abilities at some point table 3 guests for while you do this at the table as you told me to them that's very Thank You Chef Ramsay for that advice well ROG this is gonna be a long night Roz it was fairly abusive on his mark I'm a little bit worried about Chef Ramsay's you know carmine Russel yes yes sir I let these two work as a team Boris and Roger working together it's like watching two idiots do a Rubik's Cube there's no chance on earth they're gonna do it right mozzarella cheese they got the cheese all I'm asking you is to please help me roll the [ __ ] dough where the [ __ ] is it let's hear first shape it yeah put it here put it down shape it go so you can't roll it roll the [ __ ] pizza dough is more mozzarella I roll the [ __ ] pizza though what are you doing are you [ __ ] my partner was sent here to sabotage that guy is [ __ ] nuts where are you two working as a team we're doing the best we can chef we're screwed on a [ __ ] pizza no objection I'm sorry Raj honestly speaking you did things say that was totally out of character for any chef raise your hand everybody's just completely jealous of me and that's the only reason why they want to eliminate me because they know I'm gonna win Raj why should you stay in Hell's Kitchen now that I'm more familiar with everything I'll be able to jump in there really cook the food correctly I call you the most experienced chef in here yes you've been cooking longer than me yes [ __ ] that's right Ramsay I'm ready to fight last night service was memorable all the wrong reason who's breathing it's that you okay Raj was breathing a little bit creepy like it sounded like a bacon jerk slow down yes chef who did the nigiri tuna me chef Raj chef I know it's harsh nice first unit in no wasabi out it's perfect but what's all but yes or no yes no you left out the wasabi jackass full for Roz and Russell tell me this is wine tasting and this is really for education of the palate but for me it was like oh my god I need a glass of wine I try to really only drink once a week we supposed to sip it no golpes but you know I drink pretty heavily that once a week the path flying high don't you can't put the OL isn't every station needs this you cannot give us [ __ ] yellow parsley I just have zero expectations of Raj he has no clue what's going on you're not even cutting you're just patting it down and bruising I'm really psyched it like shine tonight I'll try one chicken three rib eye you come here you're standing here next to me I call that out you just turned your fat ass around you'd even acknowledge me I'm here yeah chef what do you need I mean what do I need what do I just call out what did I just call out Raj I'm talking to you the fact that Raj is 49 and still alive and not in jail or an asylum is a goddamn miracle what did I just call out I think I didn't catch it oh why that is not what I told what did you tell them exactly what I told them was this I said I'm telling you the truth sides are delicious but it's gonna take a lot longer if you want side so stop everybody now captain Vinny is telling the customers not all the sides come here did you tell him not to all the sides of course not why would I say that I'm [ __ ] shot at me [ __ ] you told him that don't push the side so why is you're not taking the orders I have no idea but look at these sides he's already yeah he's okay doing an old [ __ ] yeah I do want to know the truth the truth is I have no faith that he's gonna be able to get the sides out you better understand one [ __ ] thing you do not decide what goes out of this kitchen come in the big [ __ ] sack of piss and wins you're stuck in of your garnishes and it's getting longer and longer and longer and longer in about five minutes time you have all those [ __ ] garnishes right a Chinese shut up I don't know I don't know the situation I mean get out now I don't even know what the hell is going on or what happened away [Music] and we're gonna do it again tomorrow okay fellas yeah please please please kids how dare you condescend me 28 years old I've been a professional in this industry 14 years I work at a camp and I work my [ __ ] out there you [ __ ] condescend to me man you stupid [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up listen listen dare you condescend you could induce you're attacking me [ __ ] [ __ ] you man [ __ ] you ROG you're a waste of life [ __ ] you [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] waste of life Roger Thank You missus blame me because I'm an easy target for them you know Here I am I'm in that snake pit and I'm the Mongoose and the Mongoose is trying to fight the Cobra listen if you guys want to get out of this you listen to me okay okay yeah don't sell it show us what we gotta do a better job all right thank you lord thank you Jesus now I am definitely gonna win this competition now I know it real a karma baby can't get off these hands etosha Rogers you have now this year you no malice I don't have evil designs for you to tell the dining room customer not to order food because I'm working it I mean that is sick I did not tell those people do not order sighs I highly recommended it I want to win a restaurant guess what what you ain't depressed I know that the guys on my team have absolutely no chance so they're doing anything they can to get rid of me why the guy is here to be an anchor tossed I'm gonna have to learn to work with him somebody's got to get him in line and you guys aren't getting through to him he seems to listen to me ROG listens to you a few guys hasn't yelled and screamed in it if I can just get Rajan to focus I will we need to learn to work with the tools that were given he just happens to be one of those tools you have to handle him a kid looks we're gonna get this kind of works you can't rush where's the scrambled egg okay [Music] hey guys guys come in or didn't come in quick taste it taste it taste it taste it taste it taste it for do it again don't argue with chef don't pop back the chef he says something you say yes chef a move on that's it [ __ ] my face say that again say that again yes yeah there's not an ounce of [ __ ] seasoning in there these guys save life for a living yeah and you're about to [ __ ] up their breakfast from it yeah show Chef Ramsay asleep there's no salt there's no pepper and I'm like what of okay go go I thought I seasoned it chef correctly but no obviously I didn't why is he cooking scrambled egg when he can't even season it I try to make some sense out of this intense chaos cool off so Howard I tried to clear my head by sticking my head in the refrigerator but I couldn't rush maybe a fat [ __ ] ass he's scared Raj jump in once everybody's polishing you're just kind of standard you're blowing it with me but one guy that had your back you're blowing it with ease Trevor he's he's really not a nice person and he's also being very mean what do you want us to do with you leave me alone I'm a professional chef I'm working with a bunch of kids I'm in the situation where it's me versus them water marks water marks right seriously I mean can you not see that are you gonna look just do his glasses over that's not fair just do it over this is harassment Raj just give up halfway max is wanted to cover it in a [ __ ] ramp I've tried everything I can with this big dumb animal and it's just it's frustrating it's tiring that's [ __ ] that he's even still here hey you ready been cooking the longest obviously you cooking [ __ ] restaurants village 30 is unfair what's unfair about it you suck and you tank this Travers harassing me for no reason and he's being more of a problem than a solution you guys seem to be targeting me in a vicious Bastion oh you got something against me because I'm all day go home right just go home go home and stuff yourself with Twinkies so you have a [ __ ] heart attack on your recliner oh so now you're gonna make fun of my way we gotta figure out what you're good at you gotta be good at something right aside from sleeping and [ __ ] eating and running your goddamn joy you got to be good at something mister I'm a chef and I'm almost 50 I got more experience than everybody what the [ __ ] have you done so far you're [ __ ] stealing dalian [ __ ] pastry section ah [ __ ] you cannot even walk shut up shut the [ __ ] up for one thanks guys come on come on [ __ ] all you [ __ ] you guys are a bunch of snakes you [ __ ] snake yeah I'm being targeted I'm being harassed and I really am at the point where I don't know what to do Roger can I have a word one minute listen to me listen to me please Raj Raj we need to listen and work together I don't want to see anybody getting hurt I want to see anybody thrown off because we need every man on our team including Raj I got it listen to me alright but that guy is [ __ ] nuts deep breath chi it is comeback night yes yeah Raj I'm given up on you however push it tonight yes chef come back yes chef is there a [ __ ] fridge Roger good yeah yeah don't worry man Sheila Raj we got some serious issues about my team everybody hates me Lala but I'm a great chef I am an excellent plus and yay everybody loves my food everybody knows my food I've been written off just google my name Sam is ready has moved on to entrees it was perfect I personally cooked thousands and thousands and thousands of piece of salmon alike what's not in there oh what's that he's putting up someone he's supposed to be grilled dude I grilled it and I finished it with a little bit of sauce [Music] no sauce bro [Music] come on get another one going bro my personal techniques are not working for Chef Ramsay disgusting he's the chef it's his opinion and I have zero opinion start over in the blue kitchen where is this summer it's two second garage is ready with his second attempt on the salmon 2 seconds 1 2 I mean 30 second I mean I've one minute well almost ready sorry you say that but it's true what a [ __ ] bozo rush come here you it's raw it's [ __ ] ok wrong think I get changes on the way the right way we're inside the [ __ ] on track I need to get food out [Music] chef's can I would you mind if I said something Shepard notes a million though no don't say example a just finish your Dickens you know that the salmon I gave you that you smashed right I'm not this timid man who's just gonna sit back and just say okay chef you know I'm going to try to make a case for myself really chef really I mean we're in the middle of service right now I don't want food shut it but um it's it's hard this is a talk show no no joke your [ __ ] dish I'll show you a fat mouth yes chef I see all this food and it looks delicious so I just you know ate it Raj please don't do that okay he's eating though how do you going up in there but that's so good it's really a waste Wow no I mean I'm just a quick little bite it's really tasty [ __ ] you know how could chef ramsay blame me for eating this delicious food is fantastic [Music] so much delays this guy may be a little too eager how many cooks one two three god what I get a busy I'll just start firing everything so when they need it I got it what are you doing playing the odds maybe what will be good out of three but this is Chef Ramsay's Kitchen you can't do that why don't I try to fire three tables yes donkey dude you can't serve this to anybody he's not gonna take that Raj cooked three bovis holes before they were even remotely close to needing them so special we've been out of the so special what I've got free on order I ran it at Dover sole oh man this is gonna be real ugly this sucks embarrassing [ __ ] it's a very bad situation I don't know what we're gonna do I think we have to figure something out quickly to the customers and tell them you [ __ ] it up so I get left there with this jacket community if I tell you to get out there I think even [ __ ] if you got a thumb of your [ __ ] off out there with you couple of things going on my head oh my god look at this I'm a star I'm terribly sorry but we ran out of the soul specials then next thing you know it look at this I'm an idiot so let's this elation and then it's dis digression all at the same time we have other nice fish though that if you'd like to try that instead okay this is a very difficult decision the person leaving Hell's Kitchen is Ross do you also be you big boy are out of your league big-time I personally can't go an inch further jacket as a dog a big boy I can't believe it's just a shock I didn't get along with anybody I think it along with Chef Ramsay they get along with Scott I didn't like the menu but it was a great experience I had a great time I'm really glad I did it

Channel: Hell's Kitchen

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Id: CgqudioHmTE

Length: 19min 31sec (1171 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 29 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/TheOperaLovingGreek]

RA-AJ!

You just turned you fat ass around, didn’t even acknowledge me!

[u/ExpensiveFoodstuffs]

“The fact that Raj is 49 and still alive and not in jail or an asylum is a goddamn miracle.”

Russell’s delivery on this absolutely killed me 😂

Also:

Tired: Rolling the pizza dough

Wired: Indiscriminately cutting the dough with a knife.

[u/SleepyLabrador]

"I tried to clear my head by sticking my head in the refrigerator" - Raj. "Raj move your fat FUCKING ass!" - Gordon.