-SpongeBob?
-Yes, Squidward? I need a triple
Krabby supreme on a kelp bun, with extra sea pickle,
and burn it to a crisp, okay? Coming right up! Listen Squidward,
I want to apologize for before. I was only trying
to make you happy. [groaning] [salivating] <i> We don't all have to
like the same things.</i> Don't go. While I strongly disagree
with your decision, I accept it. You know it's not often
I get to make one like this. I want to see the look
on their face when they take that first bite. Triple Krabby Supreme,
Triple Krabby Supreme? Did somebody order
a Triple Krabby Supreme? Oh, they must have left. Well, why don't you just
leave it out here in case they come back? Nope, Patty, this special
should be eaten fresh, and well. I haven't had one of these
babies in over 20 minutes, so... [scarfing] Well, whoever they were,
they have great taste! [trembling] [chewing] Ah, they don't know
what they're missing. Welp, back to work. Ahoy there! Krusty Krab,
how can I help you? Pizza? -Of course, we have pizza!
-Uh, Mr. Krabs! Our delivery squid
will bring it right over. Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizza! -We don't deliver!
-We don't deliver, but you do! Can't you just get
SpongeBob to do it? Great idea!
Take him with you. <i> ♪ The Krusty Krab Pizza,
Is the pizza, absolutivaly! ♪</i> <i> ♪ P-P-P-P-Pizza,
Do-do-chun-chun-chi-chi pizza ♪</i> <i> ♪ Do do ba ba ba da
Do do do do pizza ♪</i> <i> ♪ Do do do do do do pizza
Do do do do do do ♪</i> <i> ♪ Krusty-Kra-a-aa-yaaa
Yeah-yeah-ya-yab Pizza! ♪</i> <i> ♪Is the pizza, yeah,
For you and... ♪</i> <i> ♪ Me-hee-hee-hee-yee! ♪</i> Here we go, one of
everything for bubble buddy. [gasps]
Oh no Squidward, wait! There's cheese on these patties! And? Bubble buddy's lactose
intolerant, he can't eat cheese. What should we do? We? How about you
take these patties-- Mr. Squidward! Don't worry Bubble buddy, Squidward will make
a fresh batch. What, is he allergic
to bread too? Actually, he doesn't like
the crust, and Squidward, the ketchup should be under
the patty, and Squidward, the pickles should be
on the left side, and Squidward, and Squidward,
and Squidward, and Squidward, Here! One of everything. No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left,
four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non dairy lettuce
and farm raised tomatoes carnival style! And if there's anything else
I can do, please hesitate to ask. SpongeBob ready for launch! Mmm, mmm, mmm! Oh, yum, yum! Mmm, oh yeah. Mmm! Hey buddy? What the heck is that? Why this is a hole good sir. You see, I am a sponge,
and we typically-- Not that, that! It's just a little
old Krabby Patty smothered in jellyfish jelly. I call it a Krabby Patty
with jelly fish jelly. -Could I try some?
-Sure. Amazing! I've got to tell someone
about this! <i> ♪ Hey all you people,
Hey all you people, ♪</i> <i> ♪ Hey all you people,
Won't you listen to me? ♪</i> <i> ♪ I just had a sandwich,
No ordinary sandwich, ♪</i> <i> ♪ A sandwich filled
With jellyfish jelly... ♪</i> <i> ♪ Hey, man! You've got
To try this sandwich! ♪</i> <i> ♪ It's no ordinary sandwich! ♪</i> <i> ♪ It's the tastiest sandwich
In the sea! ♪</i> <i> ♪ Skee ba-da bob-a doob-a
Dob-a dab-a dee dow, yeah! ♪</i> Thank you! Top of the morning to ya! [laughing] [meowing] Krusty Krab, SpongeBob speaking? [laughing] Gary, is that you? Gary I know you're there.
I can hear you breathing. [gasps] Whoa! <i> One wiener later.</i> Mr. Krabs! This wiener tastes
just like a Krabby Patty. Maybe we can add them
to the menu. I'm not impressed. I made it with
leftover ingredients. Now I'm impressed. My, what an interesting shape. Are those for sale? Why?
Would you like to buy one? Well, that would
depend on the price. Would you pay the same
as what a Krabby Patty costs? Hmm, sure, I suppose so. How about double? -Now you're talking!
-Krabby Patties again? [sighing] If only there were
something else. Hey, what you got there, Frank? It's new, it tastes
just like a Krabby Patty, but its shaped like a wiener. [chattering] Hey, I'd like
to request a wiener. -Me too!
-Me too! Wieners! Wieners! Wieners! Okay Mr. Krabs,
prepare yourself. Don't bother sitting down
because you'll just stand up when you see this. Ta-da! Great Barrier Reef,
that patty's spoiled! [laughing] Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted
meat, it's painted meat. Pretty Patties, available
in six designer colors. [laughing] Mr. Squidward, come look! Don't that look appetizing? Mmm mmm, good, sir! [laughing] Squirrels can do
anything they want to. I bet you can't eat a Krabby
double deluxe in one bite. -Whoa.
-Give me that. They don't call me
cheeks or nothing. [laughing] Well, that's just one thing. Here you go, sir. A king size Ultra Krabby
Supreme with the works, double batter fried on a stick. Thanks. Barnacle Head. -Pardon me?
-You forgot your mayonnaise. Thanks. Look at them
eating that garbage. It's disgusting! [gargling] They're sickening. I hate Krabby Patties. [laughing] Good one Squidward! Red firetruck lemonade! [screaming] [groaning] -Here you go.
-Yum! [screaming] That's delicious! Welcome wild ones! They'll be drawn here like
a sailor to a tattoo parlor with the special biker parking, and authentic biker decor,
with real blood stains. And to top it off,
a custom chopper patty. And best of all,
I raised my prices 150 percent,
I'll make a fortune! [bell ringing] One patty, the right way. [cheering] It's a thing of beauty! What's so great about
a Jim patty anyway? Mmm, it's okay. Wow! That was amazing! -Hey, where's the toy?
-Oh it doesn't come with a toy. What? That's a rip off. I want my money back. [gasps] Money back? What's the problem here? My kiddy meal
didn't come with a toy. Hmm, and you'd like to upgrade to the toy package,
is that right? Mr. Krabs, the Krusty Krab
doesn't have any toys. Oh really? Then what do you call... this? [gasps] An official Krusty Krab
licensed toy? My purpose in life
is to have you as my toy. Disgusting. [sniffing]
What is that delicious smell? Ugh!
That doesn't smell delicious. No, not that, it's
coming from this way. [sniffing] Ha, that delectable odor
is coming from that shack. I must know more! -The Flabby Patty?
-Another restaurant, looks like Krabs
has some real competition, eh? Interesting. Wow, a Flabby Patty, T-minus three, two,
one, liftoff! That was fantastic! One monster
Krabby Patty, please. No one's ordered
a Monster Patty in ages. SpongeBob,
one Monster Krabby Patty. Did you say
a Monster Krabby Patty? Uh, one monster Krabby Patty. Monster Krabby Patty? Monster Krabby Patty? Monster Krabby Patty? -Oh dear Neptune.
-Oh boy. We can do this. At the count of three,
we flip, ready? One, two, three! [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [panting] [screaming] Mm hmm, mm hmm, go on. [screaming] So how big's this thing
supposed to get? Hey, who cares? It's an endless supply
of free patties! And cook them fast, boy! We got customers! SpongeBob, are you going
to cook that thing or just stand there
staring at it? Sorry Squidward,
coming right up! Order up Squidward! All right, keep 'em coming! You betcha! Oh my goodness! I almost
forgot to flip that one. There we go. Okay, that's great SpongeBob. But you don't have to
knock me in the-- [gibberish] Squidward did you make
that weird-- [screaming] Easy boy, easy. If that impostor
wants a Krabby Patty, then by Neptune
we'll give him one! You're dancing with
the Krab man now! Join me, boy, or you're fired. It doesn't seem right. But it feels so good! Seahorse radish, the gnarliest
stuff in the ocean. Oh, hold on, I've got a jar of
toenail clippings in my office. Oops, I dropped it
in the toilet. Well fish it out and I'll dry it
with my gym socks! Why, that's the most diabolical
Krabby Patty ever spawned! I call it the Nasty Patty. [laughing] Hey, hurry up with that Patty. Here you are sir, enjoy.
-Ah, hello delicious. Come to papa! [choking] Listen, he ate it!
Look at him choke! [laughing] Look at him suffer! [laughing] Hey, where are those weenies? Your weenies sir. What in the name of Davy
Jones's gym shorts are these? They're Weenie Patties! What are you, some kind of nut? You've ruined my weenies! You're fired! Hey buddy,
how's the pizza coming? Almost done, but I did
change the recipe a bit. Heh heh, no problem. A few extra toppings
never hurt anyone. Huh?
What have you done? You turned an innocent pizza
into a pizza patty! It's an abomination! Yeah, of deliciousness! You're fired. But who will make
the Krabby Patties? Krabby Patties?
What do you think this is, the Krusty Krab? Let's see what
you can do with a burrito. How about that? Interesting. It's some sort of
burrito patty, hmm. Who would like to taste it? I'll give it a go. You're fired! You're fired! And take your noodle
patty with you. Oh I'll take it all right! I'll take it to go! One Krabby Patty for me
and the pip squeak patty patty for the boy. Now wait just a darn minute. [jeering] I don't want
a pip squeak patty, I want an adult size
Krabby Patty. The Krabby Patty
is too big for you. You'll never finish it. Don't you see what you're doing? You're treating me like a child. The boy's eyes are
bigger than his stomach! [laughing] And that's another thing,
I'm not a boy. I'm so old
I got hairs growing out of the wrinkles on my liver spots. One Pip Squeak Patty,
and your bib and high chair. [laughing] I'm 68 years old
and I want a Krabby Patty! Your pip squeak is getting cold,
shall I feed you? Feed this old man! [ooo-ing] Huh?
It's a Krabby Patty. Eww, it's cold and hard. This could have rolled
under there years ago. There there little one. Your journey is almost over. [sirens wailing] What happened? [gasps] Someone tried
to throw away a patty! <i> Pinch-O-Matic
had saved you 5.2 cents.</i> But Mr. Krabs,
I found that under the grill. And tomorrow a customer
will find it under his bun. But it's old and cold,
and so very full of mold. You're not to make another patty until that one is sold,
understand? <i> The next day.</i> Order up Squidward. All right. [sniffing] Uh SpongeBob,
can I get one with less fog? Sorry Squidward,
Mr. Krabs' orders. Whatever. Here you are sir,
one Krabby Patty. [sniffing] [screaming] I don't understand. We haven't had
a customer in weeks! I wonder if it's
the new place mats. What, place mats? Have you lost your mind? It's that old patty you keep
trying to sell to everybody. It's gone bad! Gone bad? That's nonsense,
bring it here SpongeBob! Uh, why is it in a cage? Because it growled at me. [growling] You two would have never
have lasted in the Navy. Let's see how bad you are. [growling] No, no! [growling] Stay... That a girl. There there, see? Good enough to eat. [siren wailing] Oh, look, an ambulance. Now then! [groaning] Hello, welcome to my commercial. Would you like the convenience
of a Krabby Patty at home without the hassle of going
to the Krusty Krab? Well, now you can have
delicious Krabby Patties anytime you want. They are in your grocer's
freezer section, buy them, I want your money! The Krabby Patties, they taste so nice
that they taste nice! I am your boss, and I order you
to give me that patty! Now Mr. Krabs I will not! But I will give you
these, Nature Patties! [chattering] Dig in boys! It's like eating the inside
of a lawn mower. I think mine is mostly stone. Out here we call them
forest tomatoes. [groaning] There it is, your new patty! Wait, no, you can't
improve the Krabby Patty. It's perfect perfection
that cannot be perfected upon. Yeah, right.
Stands the test of time. Make me 200 of these, pronto! Here you go, gentlemen.
Two brand new patties. Hmm. Where's the love? SpongeBob, what
happened to the Krabby Patties? I tried to tell them,
but they wouldn't listen to me! This is obscene! Excuse me ma'am, Do you know what's in that
Krabby Patty you're eating? No. [screaming] See that? Without
all your smoke and mirrors, no one
would stomach this garbage! What'd he say? Garbage? [screaming] I'd like a Krabby Patty
with cheese, toenail clippings
and nose hairs. [gasps]
You've got to be kidding me! And I want it here
in five seconds. Yes sir! Here you are sir. Well, you got your
stinky sandwich, now eat it. Oh, I am not gonna
eat this, you are. What? You're out of your mind if you think I'm gonna
eat that! That's not really a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenails
and nose hair. Ooh, now I get you boy. [giggling] All right, Squidward.
[laughing] [laughing] SpongeBob! Sorry Mr. Krabs,
we were all out of cheese. Hooray! -Here you go Squidward.
-Now what? Oh, you're going to love this. -Spongy Patties.
-Spongy Patties? Yeah, I want you to start using
them instead of the other ones. Where'd you get them? They were the boxes of patties
we didn't have room for in the freezer,
they turned yellow. Gotta keep those SpongeBob
ice cubes somewhere you know? You mean to tell me
you actually expect people to pay $1.98
for a rotten patty? Squidward, you're right! This instant success
must be scrambling my brains! We'll make them $2.98! Uh, I ate this yellow Krabby
Patty and now I feel sick. Krabby Patty? Yuck!
[gagging] Man, you've got some
serious problems. If you're trying
to pass that off -as a Krabby Patty--
-It's a-a spongy patty! Mr. Krabs what have you done? You poisoned all these people! [sniffing] [screaming] Urchin! That's no urchin,
it's a Krabby Patty. Yuck, a rotten Krabby Patty. Wait Squidward, you can't
throw out a Krabby Patty. That is just wrong. But this one is rotten. Poor simple Squidward, no Krabby Patty
can ever truly be rotten. Here look. [screaming] [groaning] Oh that looks delicious. Why don't you take another bite? No thanks. It's so delicious I think
I'll save the rest for later. We're going
through that drive thru! [screaming] Triple Krabby Patty with
five scoops of ice cream please! [grunting] Squidward, you see me
struggling with this boat and you act like you don't care! It's not an act. [grunting] Whoa! I hate to do this to you Triple Krabby Patty with
five scoops of ice cream, but I have no choice. No no, stop, I don't like that. I'm starving! No problem, two patties
coming right up. [humming] Your doodle patty sir. It tastes weird. Yeah, they are a little dry. I miss real Krabby Patties! I miss Mr. Krabs! I miss Sandy. I miss Gary. I miss Squidward! And no more of that
daytime slop. Krabby Patties aren't slop. Gotta be something
they like in here. No, no, nope. No. Nope. [sniffing] [gasps] Oh no! [screaming] Woo, oh now lookie here. Night Patties, now you're
getting the swing of it! Night patties? -Order up people!
-All right, Night Patties! Tasty! Smooth! Smokey. [cheering] That ain't right. I will never spend money
here again. Come on guys, these patties
made worth the paper they're printed on. Wait, where you going? SpongeBob! What are you doing back here? Do you expect the customers
to eat this? And now, thanks to you,
they're leaving in boat loads! [chattering] And from now on, I want you
to fry up two patties for every Krabby Patty we sell,
one for the patty itself, and the second,
just for the grease, then slather the grease
from the second patty onto the first one
and voila! It's a deluxe Krabby Patty
with extra flavor. Mr. Krabs,
do you think it might be kind of unhealthy
to be feeding people all this grease? Unhealthy? Boy, didn't anyone
ever tell you? Tell me what? Questions are
A danger to you and a burden to others. Thanks for rescuing
us SpongeBob. But what are we going to do
with all this green slop? Heh, freaky clone jelly relish! Relish patties! Get your freaky clone
jelly relish patties! Only 4 bucks extra! Uh... I'll have
one relish patty. Hold the mayo. [yelling] <i> ♪ Things that bother you
never bother me! ♪</i> <i> ♪ I feel happy and fine, AHA!
Living in the sunlight! ♪</i> <i> ♪ Loving in the moonlight!
Having a wonderful time! ♪</i> <i> ♪ Haven't got a lot!
I don't need a lot! ♪</i> <i> ♪ Coffee's only a dime!
Living in the sunlight! ♪</i> <i> ♪ Loving in the moonlight!
Having a wonderful time! ♪</i> <i> ♪ Just take it from me! ♪</i> <i> ♪ I'm just as free
As any daughter! ♪</i> <i> ♪ I do what I like just when
I like and how I love it! ♪</i> <i> ♪ I'm right here to stay
When I'm old and gray! ♪</i> <i> ♪ I'll be right in my prime!
Living in the sunlight! ♪</i> <i> ♪ Loving in the moonlight!
Having a wonderful time! ♪</i> I'll have a Krabby Patty. How original. -And with extra onions
-Daring today, aren't we? One Crying Johnny coming up! First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup,
mustard, pickles, extra onions, lettuce,
cheese, tomatoes and bun, In that order. -One Crying Johnny, up!
-Whatever. 12 Krabby Patties on wheat buns! [gibberish] One dozen crying
cows on the farm, up! Thanks, Farmer Brown. It's been a thrill serving you. Can I get some extra salt? We're all out. -Could you check?
-No. I'll take a double triple
bossy deluxe on a raft, four by four animal style
extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze,
light axle grease, make it cry, burn it
and let it swim. We serve food here, sir. I got it already Squidward.
[gasps] Bubble bath. SquarePants. What can I get
for you, handsome? We're doomed! I'm going to need you
to bring me one of everything on the menu. Excellent choice, my darling. Coming right up! He wants one of everything. Then we'll give him
a smorgasbord! The future
of the Krusty Krab is at stake! Try the crunchy kelp dog sir! The butter barnacles
are a touch of heaven. The powdered
[INDISCERNIBLE] is exquisite! -Fresh sledge pudding?
-More diet red tide? Please, gentlemen! Leave me to finish
my work in peace. [burping] And to the voluptuous inspector
enjoy his meal? So far, so good. Customers may be hot,
but my grill is hotter. -SpongeBob, order up!
-Two salads. Never heard of it.
I gotta stay hip. I don't want to end up
like silly old Squidward. But what in the name of
Davy Jones's locker is a salad? Here you go, two salads! Eww, gross, those aren't salads,
take those back, remove the bun,
the patty and the condiments. But that leaves just
lettuce and tomato. Exactly. All right. Okay. No buns. That's hip, no patties. Happenin', Oh yeah, that's definitely
the coolest meal I ever saw. This is so cool. Two salads. From our menu tonight might I recommend
that Krabby Newberg, we take the finest cuts
of aged, imported kelp, stuff them with herbs
from our garden, Wrap them in parchment with our
award winning shallot tapenade. slow roast them
for six hours in our wood-fired clay-filled oven or kiva,
and serve them with a garnish of wilted coral
on a mahogany plank. -This is fantastic!
-Thank you sir. Bubble buddy's thirsty. How about a glass
of our finest shampoo? [laughing] Sounds great. Here's your
hair care product, sir. Uh, Bubble buddy
likes bendy straws. Huh, what's that? Bubble buddy
says it tastes funny. What do you think? Mr. Krabs! Think of the customer. Welcome to the Krusty Krab, sir. May I help you? Yes please, I'd like an order
of chili coral bits. You sure you don't want
a Krabby Patty? No thank you. Will this cover it? Sure. Here you go. Good day. [laughing] Patrick? How could they?
This is horrible! [crying] This is fabulous!
[laughing] Enough dilly dallying. Send out the blood sausages! All right! [roaring] [laughing] That pink dimwit
doesn't stand a chance with those sausages
around his throat. As soon as the smell of sausage hits that ravenous
lion fish's nostrils, he'll be all over Patrick
like mold on a shower curtain! Rip his sausages off! Whoa, nice kitty. Here kitty, want a sausage? Nice... delicious... tasty... [scarfing] [roaring] Spawn of a gefilte fish! Now prepare for a long,
merciless whooping! [groaning] Mm hmm, my favorite! [groaning] [laughing] Bye the powers of naughtiness,
I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be
really, really hot! [gasps] Sandy, wait! Victory is yours. I knew you'd come
to your senses SpongeBob. [gulping] So, typical day of failure
I see, huh darling? Oh can it computer wife. Can't you see I'm exhausted? Why don't you go
make yourself useful and synthesize me up some grub? Yes your majesty. What do we got here? Oh goody, holographic
meatloaf again. When am I gonna get
some real food? Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food. Just look at his daughter,
she's as big as a whale! Whoa, how many more trucks do
you think there'll be Patrick? Oh I don't know, I am
getting kinda hungry though. I'll catch up with you
later SpongeBob. Hello, you must be Hedvig. Hedvig? Oh, oh yeah, that's me, Hedvig! I have heard so much
about your [INDISCERNIBLE]. Can't wait to try it. One--
Ahem, one second! [INDISCERNIBLE] is to go,
so please, to go! Well, aren't your 12
little German children -gonna sing for me while I eat?
-I don't have children! I mean, ya ya, outside! I love outdoor concerts. A sundae! Whoops, looks like we're
out of ice cream. I guess I'll have to use
something else. Ketchup! [grunting] Hmm, bananas, cherries, boring. Ah, here we go,
onions, ready Gary. [meowing] [crying] Just one more thing! Peanuts! Gary, our peanuts jar
is totally empty. [burping] Hmm, wait,
I know one other place we can find peanuts. Good thing I still
have these peanut plants growing in the windowsill. A little texture never hurt.
There we go. This sundae's gonna taste great! Aren't you going
to help me, Gary? Gary?
Oh well, more for me! [sighing] Whoa! Gee Rusty,
quite a setup you got here. But where's all
the sandwich bread, the condiments, the cold cuts? [gibberish] A rye sandwich
carved entirely of driftwood? Mamma Mia! [humming] Shellac... [gibberish] Oh you want me to try it? [gibberish] Heh okay. [sniffing] Mmm, smells industrial. Yuck. Uh, I'm sure
it's an acquired case. Would you like a drink
with that order? Oh no thanks, I got me one of these new kelp shakes
before I came in here. That comes out
to two dollars even. Whoa, what a steal! What the? Why didn't that guy
order a deliciously overpriced fountain beverage
with his Krabby Patty? Mr. Krabs, we haven't sold
a single soda in days! What? Why not? All right boy, it's done! You're going to suck
the whole cup down your gullet if you're not careful. Sorry Mr. Krabs. It's just that this kelp shake
tastes so good. -Kelp shake?
-Look around ya. Everyone's enjoying
a delicious kelp shake. Mm hmm!
I'll be right back, Mr. Krabs. I'm gonna get a refill. Refill? Uh, what do you want
on your sandwich? -Karate.
-What did you say? Uh mustard, mustard. I want mustard on my sandwich. Ha, here we go. How many slices
of barnacle loaf do you want? One, just one. One for you and one for me! Oh uh, SpongeBob.
Maybe just one more? Uh, I am kind of hungry. Sure thing Sandy. -SpongeBob.
-Yeah? Do you think, um, do you think
I could cut this one? -Sure.
-Thanks. Hiya! Is that enough? Maybe just one more. -Or two!
-Or three! -Or ten!
-Ten, yeah ten! -Because we're really hungry!
-Right! Right! Time for buns! -How bout some tomatoes?
-And I'll cut the cheese! [yelling] -What else should we slice?
-More buns! And lettuce, yeah! [yelling] [sighing] Making sandwiches sure is fun, I know SpongeBob! Just do what I do
when I'm looking for a job. Kick back,
watch some TV, and chug down a carton of drinkable sausage. [meowing] [meowing] Gary! Now that my horrific
incident of terror is over, how about some breakfast? It's the most important
meal of the day? Servin' it up, Gary's way. Pop, enjoy, buddy. You know, I've been feeding
this to Gary for years and I don't even know
what it tastes like. [gagging] -What is it, Peterson?
-I'm not sure. I feel... a disturbance. Okay, let's begin
the experiment. Mm hmm. Okay, next. Oh boy, lunch! Ah! More, more! Very interesting, okay, next! SpongeBob, I almost
didn't recognize you, you look awful! What are you doing
with these here freeloaders? I got fired. Now I am fun-employed. Woo hoo! Whoa there.
You do not want to eat that. Why? What is it? Heck if I know. This here's
a psychological test to see how much weird
gunk folks will eat, if it's free. Who's for seconds? Me! Here you go, little buddy. Ah. Yes? Good afternoon, sir. We're selling chocolate bars. Why is chubby here
staring at me? Focusing. Back up, Jack. Nice place you got here. I can't understand
what we're doing wrong. I can't understand anything. There must be something
to this selling game that we're just not getting,
other people do it! -I mean, look at that.
-Eat barnacle chips. They're delicious! They are most certainly
not delicious, Not the way I use them. Yet they sell
millions of bags a day. Well, maybe if they
didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many. That's it Patrick,
we've got to stretch the truth. Chocolate! -Welcome valued customer!
- This isn't the chum bucket. Oh ho ho! Why go to the chum bucket
when the Krusty Krab has added tasty chum
to our menu? That's okay, I only eat
chum bucket brand chum. But we've developed
a special recipe for the most
discerning chum lovers. Besides, I locked down the exits
until you give it a try. So what do you say? [gagging] You like it? -It's...
-Yeah? It's... [gagging] Well, what do you think? It's the second foulest
thing I've ever tasted. [gagging] I'm going back
to Plankton's chum. What am I going to do? Behold! Three takes on chum
a la SpongeBob. The secret ingredient
in this one? Krabby Patties! -Well, huh?
-It's delicious, too delicious! Next! To capture the natural
bouquet of the chum, I made this batch entirely
from old snail litter. A little dry. Next! I think you'll like this one,
I know I do. [laughing]
It's made from wishes and love. [burping] [laughing] It's too sweet! Oh, none of these
are right SpongeBob! I think this old chum chewer
needs some time alone. Quick, get in front of that kid! [chattering] [roaring] You know, this stuff
is hideously inedible, but your decor is so amazing I can't resist
spending my money here. Two orders of
chum nuggets, please. [screaming] That certainly is chum. And such a steamy chumminess
deserves recompense. Oh, I'll take that! Eat your twisted,
blackened, money grubbing heart out Krabs, I'm even profiting
off your most loyal ally. I'm running out of space
for this stuff. Got an empty safe
I can borrow, Krabs? [laughing] But seriously,
this is getting really heavy. [grunting] Patrick, isn't
this place amazing? [gibberish] Here's your chum nuggets buddy. Oh, I almost forgot
your chum kebab! Uh, I guess you don't come
down here for the food anyway. You come down here to admire the subterranean splendor
of the chum caverns. That and the gift shop. I'm making
chum fricassee. -freak-a-what?
-See Plankton, there's a trick
to making chum edible. We just gotta
follow Grandma Tentacle's Secret Fricassee recipe. Secret recipe you say eh?
What's in it? Nice try tiny cyclops. You won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings
and spices that easily. But preparation
cannot be rushed. Each batch must simmer
for exactly 24 hours. <i> 24 hours later.</i> [snoring] Who took my blue blankie? Ah, this is the secret stuff. Doesn't look very promising. Oh just taste it already! Well, the smell
doesn't make me wretch. Hey, that ain't bad at all. It's actually amazing! This is gold
in the form of chum! Squidward, my friend, you'll be the toast
of Bikini Bottom. This recipe
is going to make you a star! -A star?
-A star. <i> Hello, hungry eaters.</i> <i> It's time for flavors
of the bottom,</i> <i> a delectable look at dining out
in Bikini Bottom with your hos,</i> <i> Perch Perkins!</i> Hey all you bottom feeders, if you've already eaten, well
you might want to make room for seconds because we are
tasting Bikini Bottom's sensational new upscale eatery, Le Chum Bucket. Look at all those classy diners. What's on the menu? It's called Chum Fricassee. Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles,
he shared with us why it's such a fricka-success. Actually, I can't share
the recipe with you. It's a secret. What? [laughing]
That's right Krabs, now we have a secret formula, and it's in a bottle
and you can't have it. Give that back, please! -Thank you.
-Secret! -Well, it's clearly no secret.
-Say fricassee! That Le Chum Bucket is a hit. Chef Squidward, Chef Squidward! Anything for my fans. This is mutiny! I am so happy that they changed
that old tired slogan, chum is fum. Yeah, that new slogan
fum is chum is way cooler. Way cooler! [gagging] Here's your chum bucket
supreme, enjoy! Patrick, my boy, you really
earned that promotion. Thanks boss! Nothing can stop me now! [crying] [chattering] You fellas look hungry. Here you go. [cheering] Ugh, pee ew!
What's that awful stench? You're not boiling
your underpants again, are you? [laughing] I told you to turn off
that laugh track. If you must know, I made sauce, but when I add
Patrick's DNA to it, it will become
salsa imbecilicous. Idiot sauce, heh heh! I'll serve it to Krabs,
and it will make him so dumb he'll just give me
the secret formula, huh, huh? I think I prefer
the boiling underpants. [laughing] Let me do it,
you always make a mess. -Leave me be woman!
- Don't tell me-- [laughing] Oh no. [groaning] [mumbling] Come on in there!
I want more sandwiches! SpongeBob look! -What is it?
-It's a liquid. No it's solid, it's a solid! It's a "lol-squid." All right,
what's going on in there? Hey, that looks like
a sandwich to me! Not just a sandwich,
it's a chum-wich! Mmm, now that's a sandwich! Anything else
before we shove off. I want dessert! Uh, we don't have desserts. Don't give another penny
to those fast food phonies! That's right,
they stole my idea! My my my--[screaming] Hey, a chocolate eclair. Now that looks like
dessert to me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! You got it all wrong, see?
Hey! -Plankton!
-How you doing! We would like to purchase
one large drum of chum, please. Extra organ-y. Say what?
How do I know this isn't a plot to steal my secret chum formula? [laughing] Yoink! Enjoy your chum drum, yum yum! Thanks Plankton, love you! Well all right! Let's put some kook
back in this crab. [groaning] [grunting] Hmm, we're still
missing something. Oh! Little zap-a-rooni oughta do it,
the spark of life! [gibberish] He's alive, he's alive!
[laughing] He's alive! Uh, Mr. Krabs
seems kinda done now. Well Patrick
he has had a rough day. We'll just have to remind him of everything
that makes him him again. Don't you worry Mr. K,
we'll have you right back up to speed
before your big date tonight, I promise. [groaning] Another bag of chum, yuck,
now to shape this into his Highness's dinner request. [chuckling] Almost done! -Here you go, eat up.
-What's this supposed to be? Chum seaweed, chum pot pie,
chum con coral, and chum tea, also known as dinner. Karen, your memory banks
are gummed up again. I did not request chum pot pie. I requested chum stir fry. Well I told you months ago
that my memory is full, but you've been too busy
with your latest project. So tell me, Plankton. How do you plan on
failing to steal the Krabby Patty
formula this time? Computer wife,
don't start with me. This plan is foolproof
I tell you, fool proof! [laughing] Not only will I soon
grasp the formula, but I'll be rid of your
bad memory as well. Hello gentlemen,
and welcome to the chum bucket. Would you like seating
inside or outside? -Seating for what?
-For the chum bucket! Where you can enjoy
a nice helping of chum! Oh boy, this is so... good. -The chum is--
-Wait a minute, eating chum? Do people do that? Look, are you going
to eat or not? Yeah, I'm going to have
two Krabby Patties. Oh yeah, two. We couldn't find parking
over there at the Krusty Krab. [growling] Chum on a stick! Get your fresh chum right here! Some chum for you miss? Well, all this waiting around for someone to get mauled
is making me a bit hungry. Here, take this one. It's fresh and warm,
like my hospitality. -Why thank you.
-Just ten dollars, please. Ten dollars? Why would I pay ten dollars when I can go across the street
and get a Krabby Patty for one dollar? Exactly! You don't get this kind of entertainment
with a Krabby Patty, do you? No, I suppose not. Ten dollars or the fights off! Fine, whatever! There you are. I'm sure I've made a satisfied
customer of you already. [spitting] That was appalling! -What was in that?
-Oh just the usual ingredients. Some jellyfish squeezings,
whale blubber, seahorse snout
and a sprinkle of anchor rust. [gagging] Oh barnacles, that's foul! [chattering] Step right up, gents! Get delicious
chum burger right here! Big Johnny will eat anything! Have a Chum Burger Johnny, sir. Plankton had pieced
together his own creation, using memory and science. Go on, sir. Tell your buddies
what you think! [spitting] I'm gonna try
one of rag boy's burgers. Here you are, sir. You are the first
to taste a Krabby Patty. Flavor! Edible! We can actually hold it down! This is the most
flavor-tastic sensation my still-developing taste buds
have ever experienced! [cheering] [laughing] [grunting] Huh? Don't you run dry on me, baby! [growling] Come on, blow already! Nice fishy fishy. I don't suppose
your like chum-sicles. [screaming] [gargling] Yeah! Thanks for the fish milk ugly! To the Krusty Krab, away! [chattering] Hey, everyone,
I made chummy joes! [screaming] Don't crowd, There is more chumbalaya
where that came from, unfortunately. [grunting] [groaning] It's worth it to live forever. This scheme is
working perfectly. And here comes
gullible Krabs now, Now to hand deliver
the secret formula. I promised myself
I wouldn't cry. [laughing] [grunting] -This crowd is impossible!
-Leave it to me Mr. Krabs! I'll make sure Plankton gets his
so you won't get yours. Hot stuff coming through! [panting] Don't worry secret formula,
I'm coming, baby! [yelling and grunting] [screaming] Me wants that bottle! [screaming] Here Plankton, Mr. Krabs
wants you to have this. [chuckling] Finally! [grunting] No! [screaming] I have had enough! Get out of my restaurant,
you mindless sheep! I wrote those fortunes,
they were fakes! Don't you get it?
Now all of you out! [growling] Let's go back
to the Krusty Krab. [cheering] I guess I didn't really
think that through. I figured the funeral fortune
was phony Plankton. Oh yeah? What are you gonna do
about it, Eugene? Nothing Sheldon, here,
have a fortune cookie. You will go on a long voyage where you will get
everything you deserve. Hey! [gagging] Hey! Oh, mommy!
