What do you think
of this, Mr. Krabs? I call it Krabby Pate.
Classy huh? Serve it while it's hot,
Patrick. SpongeBob! Were those jewels
on the patties? This is gonna be a heavenly day. Oh, I almost forgot. Bon-bons. Hello there,
heaven's little wonder. Take me on a chocolate vacation. Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo,
whoo, whoo, whoo. [grumbling] That reminds me Squidward. I need you
to unpack these boxes. - What's in 'em?
- Condiments. We got "Tangy Spongy Sauce"
and "Mild Bobby Sauce" for the not-so-daring. Oh, clever. I don't think I've ever seen
a donut this nice before. [laughing] Except maybe that donut
SpongeBob showed me last night. A donut this nice
could really make a guy happy! [gasping] Ooh. One wiener later. Mr. Krabs! This wiener tastes
just like a Krabby Patty. Maybe we can add them
to the menu. I'm not impressed. [music playing] [music playing] Ooh, fortune cookies! Vague prophecies baked
into delicious bite size snacks. These cookies
can see the future, Gary. Which means they knew we were hungry
even before we did. Let's eat. Mmm. "A great fortune
has fallen upon you." [gasping]
Did you hear that Gary?! The fortune is true. How many slices
of barnacle loaf - do you want?
- One? Just... one. One for you. Hmm. And one for me. Oh, uh, SpongeBob.
Maybe just one more. Uh, I'm kind of hungry. Sure thing, Sandy. No, I think I saw something. Oh, no, I was wrong.
Looks okay. Sure is a fine looking pizza. Yeah. What's that?
Is that the cheese? Yeah. And the pepperoni? Yeah. [humming] I am a culinary genius, no? Here you are, sir.
Ze specialty of mah house. Roast salad à la Squidward. [music playing] ♪ I'm right here to stay
When I'm old and gray ♪ ♪ I'll be right in my prime ♪ ♪ Living in the sunlight
Loving in the moonlight ♪ ♪ Having a wonderful time ♪ [music playing] [music playing] [grunting] [humming] [music playing] [grunting] Whoo-hoo! That's delicious! Wow! Come on, Stovie, pop that corn. Get ready, Gary! [panting] Incoming! [meowing] Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you
in some chocolate? Chocolate?
Did you say chocolate?! Yes, sir.
With or without nuts? Chocolate?! Chocolate?!
Chocolate! Here's a fresh batch of cookies. All right. Rewards, huh? Well, yeah, there's-- Let's see, we, uh,
we went over the jazz. So, Grandma, I'm full. [unintelligible] [shrieking] Don't worry.
I always carry a spare. [laughing] Oh, no, ya don't! I wanted to buy one. Wait! We were just kidding
about all that bomb stuff. That'll be 25 bucks, please. So what flavor is it? - Apple.
- Raspberry. Well, if it'll get
old man Mr. Krabs off my back. Mm-mmm. My favorite. [groaning] [laughing] By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop
of hot sauce to be really, really hot. Spackle. [humming] Shellac. [speaking gibberish] Oh, you want me to try it. [speaking gibberish] O-Okay. [sniffing] Mmm. Smells industrial. Uck. Here's a fresh batch
of a delicious new chum sauce. It's called
Spicy Chum Surprise. Uh. Patrick, what brought you here? Two words, SpongeBob.
Na... chos. [grumbling]
Two words, Patrick. Get lost. What's that? Oh, no, you don't Patrick. You stay away
from my backstage-- [mumbling] If you must know,
I made sauce. But when we add
Patrick's DNA to it, it will become
salsa imbecilicus. Duh. Idiot sauce!
[laughing] I'll serve it to Krabs
and it'll make him so dumb, he'll just give me
the secret formula. Huh? Huh? Okay, Mr. Krabs,
prepare yourself. Don't bother sitting down 'cause you'll just stand up
when you see this. Tada! Great Barrier Reef,
that patty's spoiled! [laughing] Mr. Krabs,
it's not tainted meat. It's painted meat. Pretty Patties, available
in six designer colors. Okay. No buns. That's hip.
No patties. Happening. Oh, yeah. That's definitely
the coolest meal I ever saw. This is so cool. Two salads. Just look
at my unfinished painting. And my unfinished symphony. And my uneaten strudel. My strudel! Just tasted like pie to me. It's a strudel, you barbarian. Just look
at those pastry layers. [groaning] Oh, yeah! - Hi, Mr. Krabs.
- What ya doing? I'm having an antique sale. Have a look around. Hey, Patrick,
look at this thing. Pretty cool, huh? Kinda looks
like the toilet plunger I threw out yesterday. Whoa! [laughing] Still want that ice cream? Boy, I do. Thanks, Squidward. Want some SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is
a rotten clam. Are you done yet? How 'bout that? Interesting. It's some sort of burrito patty.
Mm. Who'd like to taste it? I'll give it a go. Here ya go. Hot from the oven
and full of loving. [sniffing]
Ooh. Oh! Hot! Hot! Hot! [sighing] Mmm. Wow, this is great. So, how do ya feel,
kind of cranky? - No.
- Sort of surly? Um-um. [chattering] ♪ It's moving by itself
Ya ta ta ♪ ♪ Ghosts are in my bowl
Ya ta ta ♪ Ghosts... are in my bowl? Ghosts are in my bowl! [groaning] [music playing] [mooing] [music playing] [buzzing] Ah, there is nothing better
than the taste of natural jelly from a jellyfish. Hey, how's that
new executive treatment sandwich treating you? 'Cause
it's hitting all the quadrants of my hunger markets. Mmm. Quadrants. You know,
it reminds me of something I was saying about business
the other day. The satisfaction earnings
of the fourth quarter of my lunch are off the charts. [laughing] And I love the way it tastes.
[laughing] Why don't you
go make yourself useful and synthesize me up some grub. Yes, your majesty. What do we got here? Oh, goody.
Holographic meatloaf again. When am I gonna get
some real food? Intensive.
Hmm... I bet they won't have-- [gasping]
Wow, they have it! Canned Bread!
This town is great! Jackpot. Ice cream sandwich. [humming] [humming] [humming] [sighing] How ya doing over there, Gary?! [meowing] [meowing] "Send in the box tops...
before eating all the cereal"? Gary, you are a genius! And to top it off,
a custom chopper patty. And best of all,
I raised me prices 150%. I'll make a fortune! Hey, that ain't bad at all. It's actually amazing! [dish breaking] This is gold in the form
of chum. I'm so hungry,
I could eat anything. I could eat an entire sponge... [screaming] ...cake. I was just gonna share
my golden sponge cake with him. It's got
a delicious cream filling too. And who can forget
the hatty patty? The patty you wear as a hat. I wear it because I'm bald. Well, I guess any man who
invented the hatty patty can't be all bad. The howling rings are a scream! [howling] A little different
but I like it! Wow! Squidward,
this is the best souffle you have ever created. Uh. Congratulations, chef. [showering] [brushing teeth] [gargling] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [dinging]
Yee-hee! [music playing] One large sea fries. This is our latest product. It's pure grease
on a paper plate. I give you points for honesty. [distant chattering] SpongeBob,
get those seven orders of Wow soup
out to table three pronto! We gotta keep
these customers happy or Plankton
will steal them back! I hope I win so I can buy
all the Krabby Patties I want. Good thing I brought out
the heavy artillery, Gooey worms! But Patrick, those don't move. Sure they do.
Giddy up! Yah! See? [music playing] Whoa, how many more trucks
do ya think they'll be, Patrick? Huh? Oh, I don't know.
I'm getting kinda hungry though. I'll catch up
with ya later, SpongeBob. Don't crowd.
There's more chumbalaya where came from. Unfortunately. [grunting] [everyone]
Uh. It's worth it to live forever. What is that? [laughing]
I don't know. Some kind of bean paste
or something. Wrong, monsieur! It is ze Rare Fruit
of ze Kazook Tree. So, it's supposed to smell
like a rotten gym socks? Its naturally rancid odor
can only be neutralized by shredded gold. It's your own little slice
of Texas. Check it out, Sandy. We got square dancing... - giant barbecues...
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. homemade peas-in-a-can pie... and we got our very own
ten gallon hat.
