every episode of Attack on Titan - SEASON 1

oh the scouts man that looks so cool no aaron you're dense and also i'm in love with you oh hey armin what's up dude anyways i kind of want to go see the ocean with you yeah i would enjoy that armin hey aaron can i come shut up well i mean as long as my mom isn't eating alive that day mankind received a grim reminder go ahead [Applause] twice all right you whipper snappers time to uh whip y'all into shape or something you what's your name hi sir i'm connie springer i like sniffing glue and also not being dead meet me after class and you hi sir i'm marco and i like not being eaten by titans you're a good kid marco i'm sure you're going to live a long fruitful life are you eating a potato air you suck at this reiner bear boner how are you guys so good at this it's like you've already had like formal military training or something yeah uh we are good at this [Applause] hey aaron just because you suck at training really bad doesn't mean i don't love you anymore shut up idiot hey it's me john and i'm in love with you whoa back off that's my cannon fodder hey they're going at it world star oh god you're so strong annie it's like you have the strength of a titan or something oh well it's because i'm a titan shifter like i can turn into a titan you're funny that that's what i like about you congratulations on graduation feast your eyes on the top 10 of your class nearly all of the main characters except for you armin have the privilege of joining the military police hey cap wow everything is so great now if the colossal titan appeared behind me right now i'd be ready to fight him nah that'd be stupid oh okay i'm gonna make you uh get killed oh okay wow i i could have swore there was a titan there boom round two baby uh okay i'll save you oh my god that really hurts aaron hell my tiny puny pathetic weak body's being eaten by a titan oh okay uh i've prepared my whole life for this moment sorry about your boyfriend brother mikasa oh wait that titan's fighting another titan holy frank everyone shoot him he's a titan wait don't you don't listen to the twink uh because uh oh thanks guys yeah and he'll also plug that giant hole in the wall with a boulder in titanfall or something wait no no no no no no no friends commander i say hey yay job on the boulder aaron i'm good dammit why do i have to do clean up crew oh my god marco oh my god oh my god john oh wait no dude i'm like totally alive or whatever oh okay yeah wow yeah this is this this is how it should have gone order order aaron yeager what say you in your defense uh oy it's me levi oh my gosh you like boulders huh harder wait what innocent hey what's good it's me hanji and i'm super horny for titans that's awesome yeah hey we're team levi we're just as reliable as we are alive cool i can't wait to form super close bonds with you guys [Music] oyhanji your titans are dead what wow hey aaron do you think that annie could be an insurrectionist of any sort huh i'm sorry that was a strange thing to ask i've prepared a brief presentation as to why you should join the survey corps scouts whatever they're called next slide all right so keep in mind i said it'd be short and everyone's gone scouts yeah awesome oh my gosh thank you so much erwin okay everyone i've prepared 27 reasons why we're going to have a great time in the scouts okay awesome number one none of us are gonna die annie where where are you going oh me i'm just gonna go join the military police because i'm an insurrectionist did did anybody hear that armin i'm trying to give a speech and just like that we've captured the female titan who i knew existed somehow you're alive good where's my squad okay so based off of all of this evidence that i have i think annie's the female titan i mean i just don't think the evidence is there but i literally have it all right big is that what do you think well i mean personally i think they kind of look alike so also i love you aaron good enough for me aaron shut up mikasa there's no way annie's the female titan annie if you weren't a titan shifter you would follow us into this tunnel or whatever that's right i was a titan shifter this whole time have fun coping with this reality i just can't believe it it would take a boulder to crush me for me to believe this oh there we go meanwhile and it is on this blessed day brothers and sisters that i remind us the only thing that can tear us apart is us [Music] i understand why you guys are upset uh about you know me killing all these people uh but uh it was for humanity yeah i'm gonna go okay [Music] [Music] i can't speak japanese how am i supposed to do this if i can't speak japanese

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Length: 10min 32sec (632 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 11 2021

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Levi lmao