SURPRISING MY ROOMMATE WITH A PLAY OF HIS LIFE.

when i decided to go to college i knew that i needed to find a great roommate i've heard tons of horrible roommate stories my mom had a roommate in college that used to smoke in the dorm that's that's horrible uh so i didn't want that and so i went to facebook and i found this kid kind of like me nerdy and he liked taking pictures i was soul it's been three years since then and i appreciate henry tons his birthday is january 13th and i wanted to surprise him for it the problem was i was very sick and also everything is closed a good birthday surprise is like with friends and like obviously we can't do it in person probably for the next month but at that moment kieran came up with the greatest idea of all time oh my god a play would be really funny so the plan was to write a stupid hyperbolized comedy about henry's life find a venue to perform it in kidnap him and then have our friend group perform i put together an invitation for january 29th that was the day we were going to perform it i sent it to him on his birthday his response was really funny and then we worked on the script introspective musical number zoe do you want to sing a musical number about what about meeting henry and falling in love with him oh for sure oh for sure oh god and so between the 13th and the 29th i worked on the script behind henry's back all the time one of the hard parts about writing this was casting people because uh none of my friends are actors i managed to figure out who was playing who except for henry and so and so i was thinking like who has like the most time to like memorize everything and then i realized you the day before rehearsals the costumes arrived and we finished up the script everybody step aside i'm going to put my hand inside your butt on this traffic what is that line everything was perfect i even found a place on campus we could perform there's a there's a place in the student center that's like a big um state and so our plan was to practice on the 28th and then perform on the 29th nothing could go wrong on the 28th we woke up got ready to go and then we begin this morning with a major winter storm that is battering part of the east coast with blizzard conditions could hit the eastern part of the country this weekend big storm moving into the area and just like that we lost our day of practice but it's fine because enzo hit this sick ski jump off of the back of our car so congratulations enzo instead of this being a fun thing for us to just perform it became a challenge to see if we could memorize practice and perform something in two hours sexy narrator walked in shut the [ __ ] up by the time everybody arrived it was 1pm henry was supposed to get here at 2. we hadn't started practicing thank you guys for coming to henry's 21st theatrical performance any questions before we try to run this thing dry well you don't have lines i had sent the script to all the actors about 24 hours prior some people studied their lines others um line and so with about 30 minutes until henry arrived we started practicing you're probably wondering why we dragged you here today this lovely sunday why did you drag this to you i'm asking him you don't have to okay and meanwhile we sent the braun of the group to do the dirty work [Music] stick my head deep into her butthole and extract the baby [Music] that's my life that's it although abducting henry was going perfectly is this hey is this hentai asmr [Laughter] look at all that cool stuff outside that you can't see dude it's like a tic-tac-toe board bro can you describe to me what you see outside uh yeah it's a dark get ready that murray look at all those chickens and i'm like i feel like i'm in a party this must be what broadway productions feel like before their performances broadway productions were filled with a bunch of childish and ill-prepared actors [Music] take it off naked welcome to your 21st birthday surprise tonight we have put together for you a theatrical performance like no other there's lots of sex and drugs and explicit language so without further ado i'd like to introduce tonight's narrator page [Music] [Applause] i guess there are a couple of things that i could say about henry but just so you know if we're going to do this right then we're going to have to start from the beginning and i mean the very beginning who's ready [Music] and so like any good birthday present it started out with graphic childbirth i'm now going to stick my hand deep so deep into henry's mother's butthole that was a c-section oh baby i realized that henry's adolescence was pretty boring and so i added some drama to spice things up is that a child i'm gonna eat you as you can see my writing is unparalleled this would only be the first of many crazy endeavors in the life of henry is this he taken yeah no is you good as he grew henry became an introverted child he spent many years to himself playing with knives i'mma stab someone watching anime he could go on for hours at a time we then made him sit through what can only be described as an uncomfortable amount of time to be listening to hentai asmr afterwards we made fun of the fact that he got circumcised at the age eight oh boy i love having my penis intact little did he know he was not just going to the doctors his entire life was about to change and by his life i mean his penis [Music] and yet i still thought the story needed a bit more drama henry and his dad over here actually took a trip to the cincinnati zoo on may 28 2016. wow i love this zoo i love being alive uh it is i harambe the gorilla the cincinnati zoo i sure hope no young child foolishly falls into my gorilla enclosure today a young boy oh my god a child has fallen into the gorilla enclosure at the cincinnati zoom botanical garden i'm taking good care of him i'll save you child you're safe now we then had him execute harambe directly in front of henry [Music] and what's a good play without audience participation take a shot henry what and that that was the saddest hour for henry wong oh wait there's another one after henry deep throated the nerf bullet paige was upset she wasn't the center of attention pay attention to the story damn bro bro you trying to do something nice for someone and they should be talking [ __ ] right um his incompetency had amalgam [Music] yo who wrote this script bro do you read that the stories were fun what his incompetency had amalgamated all right his incompetency had amalgamated into the tragic death of the world's most beloved and now we now oh sorry and now we invite janice a classically trained penis for a eulogy [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] honestly up to this point i was incredibly surprised that nothing had gone too wrong janice sat there playing cu again featuring charlie puth for about five minutes [Music] intermission so far i thought it was going great i still feel like there needed to be a bit more drama though who the [ __ ] is this virgin bro oh that's my bad that's henry henry was definitely loving it so far hand the cameras toward him look at this [ __ ] loser bro i'm done being a loser sup [ __ ] after that we showed off the best parts about high school henry like uh lifting and taking photos and also vaping and he even won his school's beauty pageant his life was perfect or was it i have all these material possessions yet i'm still not happy we'd like to invite anyone for an interpretive dance and then basically i went on stage and shook some ass i'd like to invite this man to shake some of us [Music] here let's hear it for this average white man [Applause] and now that henry was in college his life was about to change for the what the [ __ ] is up man and thus began the wacky antics of henry and anthony they did lots together they they filmed hey help me film this pencil in my butthole and after i self-inserted myself into the story it was time to get a little bit introspective there henry sat at that desk and thought a lot to himself about life about his relationships after a half-baked monologue it was time for the unpracticed musical number no distractions none no discussions can i say something crazy i love crazy [Music] i mean it's crazy cause like i've burned down some orphanages and committed white-collar crimes and ran over talks i lose all of my words whenever i talk to you [Music] we're like [Music] i couldn't believe no one had like thrown up yet or broken a bone or killed somebody i mean it's crazy what i would burn a whole village for you that's what i was gonna say i've never met someone who looks so much like me [Music] i [Music] can i say something crazy will you marry me can i see something crazier the fbi killed martin luther king jr that's not crazy at all don't forget folks the fbi did kill martin luther king jr and if i turn up dead in three months just know that the government did it and then henry moved into a house with antho kieran and colin and that's just like that's kind of where we're at now all right cool you can leave [Music] and just like every great birthday present it ended with a 10 person lap dance oh the past two months i've been sick so many times i've lost count but getting to experience days like this is probably the main reason my immune system keeps fighting in the first place i appreciate you henry have a happy birthday when i die all right this is how i want to be remembered i sure hope not bro you're trying to do something nice for someone and they just be talking [ __ ]

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Id: 9PmoauezQmM

Length: 14min 29sec (869 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 08 2022