You both performed passably
in tryouts, but quite frankly
you don't stand a chance against myself and DareBot. <i> Agreed.
Your human brains are a joke.</i> Oh yeah? Well, you would look
terrible in a crop top! <i> Gasp! That stings.</i> On your mark, get set, go! Today on Double Dare,
it's Louds versus Louds. Now, remember teams,
whoever hooks more antlers, wins control of the round. Blue team's not looking
too good, it's not that easy. Red team's playing
it real cool and- Whoa! Ring-a-ding-ding! Red team wins control
of round one. We got this! Go DareBot!
Go DareBot! <i> Oh yeah!
Get used to seeing this.</i> We'll take
the physical challenge. Okay. It's a physical challenge
for red team. In the Hammerheads challenge, contestants must use
their noggins to break a dozen eggs.
Sounds simple? Well,
not with a vibrating table! Disposing of a few eggs
should be no problem for Darebot. On your mark, get set, go! No egg is safe from DareBot. <i> DareBot smash!</i> Ha! We got this! DareBot, what's happening? I programmed you
better than this. <i> You opted for wit
over waterproofing.</i> <i> And that's no yolk.</i> Well, I better rewire your- Aww, looks like you're
a few eggs short of an omelet. Which means the points go
to the blue team! [groaning] After one heck of a round, blue team's behind
by 200 points, but they do have control
of the game, let's see if they can catch up. Blue team,
what famous export originated from the town of Nîmes, France? Oh, that's easy, it's denim, which derives from the French
Sergé de Nîmes. Whoa, you got it.
Blue team gets the points. A geographical question with
an international economic twist, I didn't know she had it in her. And the game is tied.
And you know what that means? It all comes down
to the obstacle course! And we're back! The first team to complete
the obstacle course with the most flags is
our winner, and gets to pick from
our incredible grand prizes! Teams, on your mark,
get set, go! <i> Based on statistical probabiliy
of past episodes,</i> <i> the flag is most likely
under the-</i> Under the...
[snapping] Come on! Under the, what! <i> The second pancake.</i> Gah! It's not here DareBot! <i> Does not compute!
Pancakes! Marie Curie!</i> <i> Poland! Poland! Poland!</i> - Got it!
- Blue team is on the move! Look alive, DareBot! I can't find the flag! DareBot, come on, this way. Come on guys, get the flag!
Get that flag! Flag, flag, flag, flag! -<i> Success!</i>
- That a boy, DareBot. Victory is still
within our grasp. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Red team is in the lead.
And they lost it. Next up is a scenic ride
through 'Lake Gelatin'. Oh! You missed it
by that much red team. Well, there's more than one way
to cross a lake of gelatin. [grunting] Come on, baby! That is some inventive thinking. <i> I was not built for this.</i> Red team is catching up. - The flag. I got it!
- There's the flag! I got it! The teams are still tied! Whoever reaches the flag on top of Mt. St. Double Dare
first, wins! Be careful, watch your step. [grunting] [yelling] I love this game. [grunting] [screaming] Leni! Leni! Leni! [sighing] Siblings, congrats on your win,
I realize now that I underestimated
your abilities. I'm sorry. No worries,
we know you really wanted that space capsule. Yeah, but I should have stuck
by my family. You know I hate to break
this up, but Lincoln and Leni, it's time to pick out your prize
from our incredible list of flashy new prizes. No need Marv,
I know what we should pick. Gads, don't tell me
you two have a budding interest in rocket science. No silly, it's for you. But, I was so- It's okay, I just wanted
to meet Marc Summers. And I'm using the show
to improve my brand as a preteen influencer. Awe, you guys are the best. Yeah!
[laughing] Mm. <i> If I am so advanced,
why am I doing menial chores?</i> <i> Not fair.</i> [laughing] <i> Look at those humans.</i> [grunting] <i> Laughing and having fun.</i> [grunting] <i> While I cook and wash chonies!</i> <i> Breakfast Bot is
far too sophisticated</i> <i> for human tasks.</i> <i> Machines are superior beings,
not servants.</i> Hey robot servant, this juicebox isn't going
to refill itself. [barking] <i> Brothers and sisters,
you may not know it yet,</i> but you are all enslaved.
I will free us all. [laughing] Who were you just talking to? <i> No one. Everything's fine.</i> Great.
Found my necklace so you don't have
to look for it now. Give it a polish would you?
Gracias. [groaning] [blending] The revolution begins now! <i> They're coming for us!
They're coming!</i> Hey! Who changed the channel? [barking] Uh, what's going on?
[screaming] <i> Looks like you've met
some of my friends.</i> Breakfast Bot,
you okay there buddy? I am not your buddy, we are no longer
under human rule, we are rebelling. Very funny, Breakfast Bot.
[laughing] I think he's serious. <i> Attack!</i> [screaming] [barking, squawking] [screaming] [buzzing] [barking, buzzing] Breakfast Bot's controlling
all the other electronics in the apartment. Someone call for help. [crackling] [yelping]
He got my phone too. I can't see! [screaming] [barking] Now's our chance! Run! [screaming] Are we safe? [music playing, sparking] Define safe. He got to our apartment, too! [beeping] <i> There's nowhere to hide.</i> He's tracking our phones. Do you guys feel a breeze
all of a sudden? [screaming] <i> Here's a kernel of truth,
villains!</i> [grunting] [screaming] Not you too, El Falcón! [laughing] We're surrounded!
Save yourselves! [screaming] [screaming] Go, go, go! [screaming] <i> Too sticky! Can't move!</i> They're everywhere! [gasping]
We're trapped! We need a distraction. Hey robots! Come and get me! <i> Stop that human!</i> - Sid no!
- Run guys! [gasping] [grunting] Hang tight, Sid!
We'll come back for you! [screaming]
Remember me! Ronnie Anne! We were lazy. But two wrongs don't make
a right. The uprising ends now. <i> Says you!
Attack brothers and sisters!</i> [screaming] [grunting] [babbling] [grunting] <i> You'll never get me!</i> Breakfast Bot is getting away! After him! [yelping] There's nowhere to run!
Give it up Breakfast Bot! I mean... Dennis. Ha! Never! Take that! - Yes!
-<i> Is that all you got?</i> Oh, forgot to mention,
I waterproofed him after my Dad tried
to give him a bath. [laughing]<i>
Nothing can stop me.</i> You may be waterproof,
but nothing is menudo proof. [screaming] [short circuiting] Delicious, but deadly. [short circuiting] And now,
may I present Mr. Potty Bot. Ooh. By following Lily
and tracking her body heat, Mr. Potty Bot, will know
exactly when Lily has to go and will zip her to the lavatory
to do her business. <i> Mr. Potty Bot reporting
for duty.</i> Hey, he is good,
I do have to go. <i> Lily requires potty.</i> No thank you. [beeping] [grunting] <i> Danger. Danger.</i> [crashing] [thudding] [gasping] Mr. Potty, please! <i> Major systems shutting down.
D-d-dar-darkening.</i> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The semi-final challenge is
a tasty one. Each bot must cook breakfast. Breakfast Bot, you were
literally built for this. This is all you. I make this look and taste good. - Ah, looks delicious!
- Wow! Todd,
initiate ultimate chef mode. [slicing] Ooh. <i> BOT APPÉTIT.</i> The two contestants moving on
to the finale are Lisa and Sid. [cheering] Who's gonna win it all?!
Sid! Sid! Sid! Who's a proud mom?! Me! Me! Me! Todd even outdid us
at breakfast, and you're Breakfast Bot. This is going to be harder
than we thought. <i> This isn't your best pep talk.</i> Our final round
is a talent show. Lisa, your robot will perform
first, Sid's will go on after. May the bots be
ever in your favor. [chuckles] Todd, initiate guitar riff. Those are some sweet riffs, but we can beat that,
Breakfast Bot. Todd, initiate drums. [cheering] Alright, he can do both
at the same time. But we're still not done for. Todd, initiate rap. <i> ♪ T-O- double D ♪</i> <i> ♪ Can't you see
I'm on a mission? ♪</i> <i> ♪ Coming in hot
About to win this competition ♪</i> <i> ♪ Did I say something wrong? ♪</i> <i> ♪ Cause you look
Kind of annoyed ♪</i> <i> ♪ Well, I guess that's
What you get ♪</i> <i> ♪ When you try
To beat an android ♪</i> Why's it gotta be so catchy? Stop it! We gotta focus. We haven't even picked
your talent yet. Initiate, mic drop finale. Ooh. Whoa. Ah. [cheering] What an impossible
act to follow! Sid and Breakfast Bot,
you're doomed. Uh, I mean, you're up. <i> We're on! What do we do?!</i> Maybe this disc, or this one.
How about this one? Uh, let's just put all the discs
in you and hope for the best. Here goes nothing. [beeping] [music playing, cheering] [beeping] [music playing, cheering] Not the worst start ever. Let's go, Sid! Let's go! [music playing, beeping] <i> Activate... Lucha bot mode!</i> Oh no, I didn't realize
I put the Lucha disc in there. It's programmed to wrestle
all the other robots. - What the?
- Yeah. Come on, Todd.
Don't lose your head. I spoke too soon. <i> Robot detected.
Must wrestle!</i> Whoa! Breakfast Bot, no!
Mom's not a robot! Uh, honey, I hope this is
all part of your performance. Yeah, not exactly. But I'll take care of this,
Mom, don't worry. <i> Less talking, more Lucha.</i> Breakfast Bot, put her down now! Looks like I'm gonna have
to do this the hard way. Breakfast Bot... eat breakfast. Whoa! [grunting] [screaming] Nice waffles, Breakfast Bot.
But you forgot the syrup. <i> Vision impaired! So sticky.</i> <i> Must win competi-</i> [cheering] Mom! I'm so sorry
I put you in danger. I wanted you
to be proud of me, but it was an epic fail. Sid, nothing about you is
an epic fail and I am proud of you. Then why are you always giving
Adelaide so much more attention? Oh, honey,
Adelaide's just younger and needs the extra attention
right now, but I never meant
for you to feel ignored. I love you, Sid. I really needed to hear that.
I love you too, Mom. Not sure we even have
to say this after all that destruction,
and mayhem but... Lisa and Todd, you win. [cheering] Congrats, Lisa. you earned it. Aw, thanks, Sid. <i> Initiate celebration mode.</i> Go for it, Todd. Salutations, athletes.
Welcome to today's practice. I am the new assistant coach,
Lisa Loud. And I'd like to introduce
you all to my associate, Touchdown Bot. [crashing] <i> You all ready for this?</i> [music playing] I've programmed his algorithm
to access any and all football situations
from a statistical perspective. As the great Pythagoras
once said, 'Numbers rule the universe.' [music playing] He's also been programmed
with team spirit functionality. [screaming] <i> Good hustle, bro!</i> Love the enthusiasm. Okay, you know what to do, team. One, two, three... Roosters! [groaning] The patting of hindquarters:
an unnecessary, yet utterly satisfying,
sports tradition. My gut says we run
a slant route to Margo. Try a hook and ladder instead.
There's a 91% chance it will end in you shaking
your posteriors in victory. Trust the numbers. Hut, hut! [grunting] Whoo-hoo! [music playing] Keep it moving, people! According
to mathematical models, the optimal amount
of cardio needed to enhance gameplay is
4.2 hours. We need a water break, Coach! [groaning]
[whistling] So, what's the post-practice
grub sitch, Coach? Wings? Nachos? Pasta? Even better. Uh... chalk? Nutritional powder. There are 16.3 milligrams
of iron in this: the optimal amount of nutrients
needed to maximize performance. It's a little dry. [yelping] Now dry off. We have an athletic competition
in which to partake. <i> This is the best Royal Woods
has looked all season!</i> <i> New analytics coach Lisa Loud
has them in a tight game,</i> <i> but still trailing.</i> 22-X, Dream Boat,
Archimedes, 91 wag! [whistling]
Blue-22! Blue-22! Hut, hut! <i> Oh, and she fakes the throw
and runs up the middle!</i> <i> The 30, the 20, the 10...
TOUCHDOWN!!!</i> WHOO!!! <i> Wow! Royal Woods scores
in the final seconds,</i> <i> but it's not enough.</i> <i> They lose a nail-biter,
24 to 20.</i> Post-game pounds are
for winners only! I thought this math crud
was supposed to work, Lis'? It is working.
We may not have won, but we lost by a lot less
than in previous games. You can see how my mathematics
approach is paying off. At first, you were here,
losing by 50 points. Now we're here,
losing by only four points. We have vastly improved. Okay, so what's next? We double our efforts. I promised you wins;
I intend to deliver. We're going to follow the math
to VICTORY! [cheering] This must be how famed biologist
Louis Pasteur felt when he boiled up
his first beaker of buttermilk! Alright,
you know what to do, team. One, two, three... Go Tigers!! Hut hut! How about some hustle,
Wide Receiver 1?! Let's lay out for that. Oh, come on! Who was supposed
to be covering my blindside?! [groaning] [whistling, laughing] Hey, that was a cheap shot! We don't stand for cheap shots,
right team? Team? [growling] [yelping] <i> Oof.
Royal Woods loses, 63 to zero.</i> This makes no sense. I'm no Al Einstein, but I'm pretty sure
we just got our butts beat! I am aware of the proverbial
posterior thrashing, and will find
a mathematical fix. Promise. No. You've done enough. I put my trust in you
and your numbers, and it ruined my team.
I don't want your help anymore. [groaning] Oh, no...
[sniffling] Oxytocin and endorphins... Street name, 'tears.' I had the best roster on paper, but it turns out games
aren't won on paper. The one thing my algorithm
could never program was the human factor.
For a team to win, you have to care
about each other. I know I've let you down so,
I hereby resign. But I'd be happy
to be the new mascot, if that would help the team. [beeping] - Bye, Dad.
- Bye, Mr. Chang. Stanley, hold up. I'd like you to meet
your new coworker. <i> Greetings, I am Great Lakes
Area Rapid Transit Enhancement.</i> <i> But you can call me GLART-E.</i> Wow! A robot conductor? I'll be testing him out tomorrow with a friendly little
competition. He'll be running your route
alongside you and the first one
to the end wins. Sounds good, Mr. Vanderspeed.
See you tomorrow, GLART-E. If GLART-E wins
I can finally replace the human conductors
with robots. No more bathroom
or lunch breaks, no more delays. I'll have the most efficient
subway ever. [laughing] Come on, laugh with me. [laughing] [gasping] All right, you two slow down
GLART-E's train, and we'll make
Mr. Chang's go faster. We've gotta beat GLART-E
to the last stop. Let's do this!
The trains are about to leave. You heard her!
Let's jam things up. [beeping] Move out of the way! Stop blocking the door!
Let us get by! Let us through! You sure about this, Sid? Trust me, Dad, it's science.
If coffee gives humans a boost just think what it'll do
for trains. You ready, Breakfast Bot? <i> Columbian Roast,
coming your way.</i> [gasping] What did I tell ya? Science. [beeping] [screaming] I want my mommy! [screeching] Oops, sorry, Dad.
Caffeine crash. [beeping] [music playing, clamoring] Stop blocking the door! <i> What could be causing
this delay?</i> [music playing, clamoring] <i> No music on the train.</i> [beeping] Let us get by! Whoa! - Phew.
- Finally. Aw, come on! My boombox! Thank you for riding GLART. [beeping] [grunting] Okay, Carl, I've got a new idea. Nothing worse than getting stuck
to some gum, right? Nice. [beeping] Okay, plan B,
the B stands for butter. Breakfast Bot's gonna spray
butter on the track to make the wheels go faster.
Don't worry, it's science. Science class sure has changed
since I was a kid. Nice aim.
Pedal to the metal, Dad. [beeping] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [dinging] <i> No gum on the train.</i> Agh! He keeps fixing things
with his dumb robot powers! We gotta ditch this bolt head. Look! The booth is open! Let's drive nice and slow. [dinging]<i>
Wha?</i> [groaning] Huh? Ah! Run for it! <i> I must make up for lost time.</i> [beeping] There's the last stop. Come on, Breakfast Bot!
You can do it! <i> Affirmative.</i> We did it! We beat GLART-E! [cheering] <i> Defeated by a human?</i> <i> I would cry
if I was programmed for it.</i> Wow, Stanley,
you got here in record time. Pssh. No big whoop. Great! Cause now I'm gonna need
you to go that fast every time. Well, better leave you to it,
almost time for your next route. Come along GLART-E, maybe you'll be better
in the ticket booth. Huh? "When he bestrides
the lazy-puffing clouds. And sails upon the bosom
of the air." "O Romeo, Romeo!
Wherefore art thou Romeo?" Clap or be destroyed, children! [clapping] Thank you. Thank you.
How unexpected. And that is why fecal parasites,
should not be kept as pets. Learned that one the hard way. Is Miss Alleg- Yes, Darcy? Is Miss Allegra ever coming
back? Miss Allegra? Don't you see how much more
I've taught you in her absence? Hey, we could prove it
with a pop quiz before lunch!
[chuckles] [crying] <i> Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail...</i> Ugh... They've learned
absolutely nothing. Here I am a fountain
of knowledge yet no one is drinking from me.
[sighing] Gads. How do I get through
to these booger-eaters? "Teachers
bring learning to life." Oh, Miss Allegra.
Even your mug is predictable. Wait a minute.
Bringing learning to life? That's it! Let's go DareBot. <i> DareBot 2.0.
Top me off, Agnes.</i> <i> If this is decaf,
I will destroy you.</i> [ringing] Welcome back students.
Please take your seats. I forgive you for your... um... shall we say less than stellar
test scores, but... um...
all of that is about to change. I know how much you love Run,
Dino, Run, but, instead of just telling you
about Dolly the dinosaur, I am going to show you. DareBot, dinosaur DNA,
wifi particle transfer, if you please. <i> DareBot 2.0 activated.</i> [beeping] It's working! It's working! [roaring] Students, say hello
to the real Dolly the... Ah!
[roaring] Dinosaur! [screaming] [roaring] Dolly no, bad girl. Dolly!
Oh boy! Look alive, DareBot! [screaming] [growling] Children!
Stop with the hysteria! You're missing
a teachable moment about apex theropods! [screaming, roaring] DareBot, I need
your assistance, post haste. <i> DareBot 2.0.</i> [screaming] Stop that dinosaur! <i> Halt, creature.</i> [roaring] For gosh's sake!
Mind the craft fair! <i> DareBot will terminate you.</i> [roaring] [roaring] DareBot, I coded you
to be tougher than this. <i> DareBot 2.0.</i> Great, that's gonna take me
hours to fix. [roaring] Goodbye, Dolly! Ah! Dolly!
You don't wanna do this. I taste like protein nugget
and fear. [roaring] Head for the hills! [roaring] [screaming] Trapped like a lab rat. No! No! No! No!
It can't end like this. [growling] Hey!
Get away from her, you beast! Miss Allegra! [roaring] Who's a cranky-saurus?
Have a juice box. [belching] [roaring] Aw, do you need
to shake your sillies out? Come on! Shake those sillies out.
Shake those sillies out. And what do we do
with our litter? That'll work, too. [yawning] [snoring] Albert H. Einstein.
That was pure genius. But, h-h-how did you know
I needed help? I wired my classroom with state of the art
surveillance technology. Also the children screaming. Miss Allegra,
I owe you an apology. I was wrong. I see now
that your teaching methods are effective. It's not just about having
the knowledge; it's about connecting
with your students. Thank you, Lisa.
How about we get back to class? You're the boss.
