>> James: THIS IS HOW THE
TBAIM WORKS. I WILL SHOW YOU A STORY WRITTEN
ONLY IN EMOJIS. YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT
NEWS STORY IS ABOUT. WHO HERE THINKS THAT THEY KNOW
THEIR EMOJIS? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
WHO KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS. YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJIS. COME ON UP. HOW ARE YOU. >> I'M GOOD. >> James: HOW IS IT GOING. >> IT'S GOING. >> James: GOOD, IT'S GOING. >> IT'S GOING GOOD. >> James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME. >> I'M TAYLOR. >> James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM. >> TORONTO, CANADA. >> James: YEAH. >> WHY DID YOU YEAH THAT? >> CUZ IT'S CANADA. >> James: WELL, I MEAN YOU'RE
NOT FROM THERE. >> NO, BUT I-- . >> James: MOST PEOPLE ONLY
WHOOO FOR A PLACE IF THEY ARE FROM THERE. >> Reggie: I GREW UP
UNDERNEATH IT. >> James: YOU WERE UNDER WHY
NEET IT. >> YOU GREW UP UNDERNEET IT. >> James: I WAS UNDERNEATH IT. TAYLOR, I LOVE THIS OUTFIT. >> THANKS. I MICKED-- I PICKED IT OUT
MYSELF. >> James: I DIDN'T THINK FOR A
MINUTE THAT YOU DIDN'T. NO BIT OF ME WAS THINKING I
WONDER WHO PICKED OUT TAYLOR'S OUTFIT. I WASN'T LIKE WOW, PIE GOD, WHO
IS TAYLOR'S STYLIST. NOW TAYLOR, DO YOU USE EMOJIS A
LOT. >> OF COURSE. >> James: DO YOU WHAT IS YOUR
FAVORITE GO TO EMOJI? >> OH MY GOSH, MAYBE THE TONGUE
OUT ONE. >> James: WHICH ONE, THERE ARE
A FEW. >> OKAY, THE ONE WHERE THEY
WINK, BUT THE TONGUE IS OUT TOO. >> James: SHOW US THAT. >> REALLY, OKAY. (APPLAUSE). >> James: WAS THAT YOU
WINKING? >> I DON'T REALLY KNOW. >> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I A
WINK IS. >> YEAH. >> James: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU
CLOSE ONE EYE, YOU SORT OF DID BOTH EYES, YOU LOOKED LIKE WERE
YOU HAVING A SORT OF REACTION BECAUSE YOU HAVE A NUT ALLERGY. IT'S ONE EYE, SEE LOOK
IT'S-- GO, GO ON, TRY AGAIN. >> OKAY. (LAUGHTER). >> James: IT'S ALL RIGHT. I WANT TO YOU TAKE A LOOK AT
THIS AND SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS WHAT THIS NEWS STORY IS, OKAY. HAVE A LOOK. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING ON
HERE. >> SO THERE IS A GUY WITH BLOND
HAIR AND HE WAS-- HE WAS WORKING WITH TOOLS AND BY ACCIDENT ONE
OF THEM, HE GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT WITH A TOOL BECAUSE IT FELL, SO
THEN HE HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND SHOW IT INVOLVED
HIS EGGPLANT. >> James: YEAH. >> HE GOES TO THE HOSPITAL, SEES
A GIRL BUT THE GIRL IS LIKE OH MY GOD, THAT IS MY EX. >> James: THE SHOW IS ONLY AN
HOUR LONG. LITERALLY, CHRIS BOSH IS WAITING
TO COME OUT. LIKE WE VERY MUCH HAVE GOT STUFF
TO DO. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR YOU TO CLOSE
OUT THE SHOW. >> I GOT IT. >> James: TELLING THE STORY. >> OKAY. GOES TO THE HOSPITAL SEES HIS EX
THERE AND SHE IS LIKE I NEED REVENGE, BOOM, USES OTHER TOOLS. >> James: TO WHAT? >> TO KILL HIM? USING THE NEW STORY WOULD BE A
MAN INJURED HIS EGGPLANT, WENT TO THE HOSPITAL, BUMPED INTO HIS
EX AND SHE KILLED HIM. >> YEAH. >> James: YOU THINK THAT WAS
THE STORY, TAYLOR, THAK GOD YOU ARE COOL. I WILL TELL YOU WHAT THIS IS. A 37 YEAR OLD MAN IN CHINA WAS
BROUGHT INTO THE HOSPITAL AFTER GETTING HIS PENIS TRAPPED INSIDE
A WRENCH FOR OVER 17 HOURS. AFTER A DELICATE OPERATION HIS
DOCTOR SUCCESSFULLY CUT THROUGH THE WRENCH AND FREED HIS PENIS. AFTERWARDS THE GUY WAS JUST
TELLING EVERYONE, JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT WAS A HUGE WRENCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING,
TAYLOR, YOU'RE WONDERFUL. WHO ELSE KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS. WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY. ANYBODY ELSE? WHO WANTS TO PLAY, DO YOU WANT
TO PLAY, COME ON OUT, COME ON OUT. HOW ARE YOU, SIR. >> VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD. >> James: WHAT IS YOUR FAME. >> PHILIP AYE. >> James: OH, NOT PHILIP. >> NO. >> PHILIPE. >> James: LIE. >> SURE. >> James: I LOVE THIS OUTFIT. >> THANK YOU. >> James: WHEN DOES YOUR
MOMENTUMFORD AND SONS COVER BAND PLAY. >> TWO DAYS AGO. >> James: ARE YOU NOT REALLY,
I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU WERE, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING. >> I'M AN ANIMATOR. >> James: ARE YOU? SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. WHAT DO YOU ANIMATE. >> I DO A SHOW FOR A CARTOON
NETWORK. >> James: OH, WHICH ONE. >> IT'S NOT OUT YET. I CANNOT TELL YOU. >> James: PHIL IPE, I ALREADY
KNEW YOU WERE MYSTERIOUS, BECAUSE OF THIS HE LAB RALT-- HE
LAT RAB, I WANT TO SAY COSTUME, I WANT TO SAY COSTUME. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU ARE
TELLING THE TRUTH. I THINK YOU'RE A SPY. ANSWER ME TRUTHFULLY, LOOK IN MY
EYES, ARE YOU A SPY? >> NO. >> James: OKAY, WHAT IS YOUR
FAVORITE GO TO EMOJI PHIL I A. >> THE POOP EMOJI. >> James: IS IT? WHY? >> IT JUST EXPRESSES-- . >> James: I GET T YOU ARE AN
ANIMATOR, SOMETHING HAPPENED IN YOUR CHILDHOOD, I GET IT. ALL RIGHT, TELL ME WHAT IS
HAPPENING IN THIS STORY JUST HERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK THERE COULD
MEAN? >> SO THERE IS A BRIDE THAT
BREAKS UP BEFORE THE WEDDING VIA TEXT MESSAGE. >> James: NO YOU ARE WRONG BUT
ARE YOU IN THE RIGHT PLACE. A WOMAN IN TIE WANT HAS BEEN
GRANTED A DIVORCE USING THE RED INDICATORS ON THE LINE MESSAGES
SHE SENT TO HER HUSBAND AS PROOF THAT HE HAD BEEN IGNORING HER. THIS IS ACTUALLY THE PLOT OF THE
EMOJI MOVIE STARRING ME,. THANK YOU, TAKE A SEAT. OKAY, WHO ELSE? OKAY. I'M COMING DOWN HERE, I'M COMING
DOWN HERE, BEFORE I COME DOWN YOU HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT THING
TO DECIDE FOR THE HE ROW, I'M COMING DOWN TO YOU ON THE ASS OR
THE CROTCH. >> OH, I WILL TAKE THE BOOTY. >> James: WHAT WERE YOU
SAYING? >> YOU WON'T BE LOOKING AT THE
FACE. >> James: ALL RIGHT, I'M
COMING DOWN. DRINK IT IN. NO, NO, NO. NO, ALL RIGHT, STAND UP FOR ME. HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M DOING GOOD. >> James: HOW IS IT GOING. >> PRETTY GOOD. >> James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME. >> DERON. >> James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM. >> I'M FROM CALIFORNIA. >> James: DERON, HOW DO YOU
SPELL THAT. >> DARROE. YOU GOT ME DEEP VOICE. >> James: SO DARRON. DARON. >> James: KIND OF DIFFICULT
FOR ME TO HOST THE SHOW IF I TALK LAKE THIS ALL THE TIME. >> YOU GOT TO GET USED TO DOING
THIS. >> James: I FIND MYSELF
BRINGING MY CHIN IN. AND IT EXPOSES MY OTHER CHINS. SO DO YOU USE EMOJIS A LOT. >> YEAH. >> James: WHAT IS YOUR GO TO
EMOJI, WHAT DO YOU LIKE FIRING OUT THERE A LOT. >> THE EGGPLANT. >> James: HANG ON A MINUTE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE EGGPLANT
MEANS. >> NO. >> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT
MEANS? >> NO. (LAUGHTER). >> James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME. >> PHYLLIS. >> James: WHAT I LOVE IS YOU
JUST SAID THE WORD PENIS THE SAME WAY THAT MY MOM SAYS PENIS. SHE GOES YOU WILL NEVER GUESS
WHAT, A GUY CAME DOWN AND SHOWED HIS PENIS. HE WAS OUT THERE COMPLETELY
NAKED, YOU COULD SEE HIS PENIS. SO NOW YOU KNOW. >> NOW I KNOW. >> James: HAS ANYONE EVER SENT
YOU AN EGGPLANT. >> NO. >> James: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
IF THEY DO NOW. >> THAT'S TRUE. >> James: PHYLLIS, I DON'T
EVEN WANT TO KNOW. OKAY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEWS
STORY, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IS GOING ON HERE. >> OH, HMMMM. >> James: THEY ARE NOT
EGGPLANTS, PHYLLIS, CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN, THEY ARE REGULAR
SAUSAGES. I ALREADY KNOW WHERE YOUR MIND
WAS GOING, PHYLLIS, GO ON. >> THREE SAUSAGES WENT DOWN IN
THE HOUSE. >> James: LANG ON, THEY WENT
DOWN IN THE HOUSE N WHAT WAY DID THEY GO DOWN IN THE HOUSE. >> WHAT HAPPENED WAS THE DAD
BOUGHT THE WRONG HOT DOGS AND THE DAUGHTER DIDN'T LIKE IT SO
SHE PUT IT DOWN THE TOILET. >> James: I CAN'T SAY ENOUGH,
THIS WAS IN THE NEWS. THIS WAS A STORY THAT WAS IN THE
NEWS. A NEWSPAPER HEARD THE STORY AND
WENT PEOPLE HAVE GOT TO HEAR THIS. >> THAT MUST HAVE BEEN BEYONCE
AND JAY-Z. >> James: SO THIS IS YOUR
STORY. ARE YOU SAYING BEYONCE, YOU ARE
SAYING JAY-Z BOUGHT THE WRONG HOT DOGS AND BLUE IVY FLUSHED
THEM DOWN THE TOILET. >> SHE WASN'T HAVING IT. >> James: I DON'T WANT TO
SHOCK YOU, THAT IS THE WRONG ANSWER. WHAT THIS IS, A SOUTH FOR DA
FAMILY IS PERPLEXED AFTER RECENTLY WAKING UP TO A LOUD
THUD ONLY TO FIND THAT THE MYSTERIOUS SOUND WAS 15 POUNDS
OF FROZEN ITALIAN SAUSAGE WHICH HAD FALLEN ON THEIR ROOF. I KNOW. NOW WE NOW WHAT EVENTUALLY
HAPPENS TO SANTA'S REINDEERS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING.
THIS IS HE MOJ EYE NEWS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHRIS
BOSH,. MARK AND JAY DUPLASS.
(APPLAUSE)
