>> James: WELCOME BACK! JASON SUDEIKIS AND ICE CUBE ARE
STILL HERE. I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO BRING
THIS UP BECAUSE NOT MANY PEOPLE WOULD KNOW THIS BUT IT'S
ABSOLUTELY FASCINATING. I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT THE BOTH
OF YOU SHARE QUITE A KEEN INTEREST. THE TWO OF YOU,
YOU PAIR OF SALTY OLD SEA DOGS! YOU ARE BOTH MASSIVE BOAT
ENTHUSIASTS! >> I'M SORRY, WHAT? >> NO, I'M NOT. >> JAMES: NO, YOU ARE! YOU ARE. YOU LOVE BOATS. THE PAIR OF YOU, YOU LOVE
BACKOUT ON THE WATER. >> DUDE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. >> I DON'T KNOW MIND WATER. >> James: JASON, IT SAYS HERE
THAT YOU FIRST CAUGHT THE "BOATING BUG"
IN COLLEGE WHEN YOU MADE THE ROWING TEAM AND THEN FAMOUSLY
RACED AGAINST THE WINKLEVOSS TWINS IN THE I.R.A. CHAMPIONSHIPS. >> WHAT? I HAVE NEVER BEEN ROWING IN MY
LIFE. >> James: YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
ROWING IN -- >> NO. >> James: BUT CUBE, CUBE, YOU
HAVE A MARQUIS 720 TRI-DECK, AND YOUR DREAM IS TO ONE DAY
CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE GLOBE. YES? >> ARE YOU (BLEEP) WITH ME? ( LAUGHTER )
>> JAMES: NO. I'M NOT. OKAY, BUT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN
BOATS? >> NO. >> NOT ESPECIALLY. >> James: NONE OF THIS IS TRUE
BECAUSE THIS NEXT BIT KIND OF HINGES ON YOUR
LOVE OF BOATS. WHAT SHALL I DO? SHALL WE? OKAY, WELL, WE'RE GOING
TO PLOUGH ON. UMM... JASON, ICE CUBE, IF YOU COULD
FOLLOW ME DOWN TO THE STAGE. HERE WE. GO
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT'S TIME FOR OUR BRAND-NEW
NAUTICAL-THEMED GAME SHOW, SHIPS AHOY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING ) WHO DID THE RESEARCH ON THIS? IS IT KAREN? ♪
♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: THAT'S RIGHT, GOOD
EVENING, AND WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO THE ONLY NAUTICAL THEMED GAME
SHOW IF LATE NIGHT, IT'S SHIPS AHOY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
LET'S HAUL ANCHOR AND MEET OUR TWO RESIDENT BOATAHOLICS
JASON SUDEIKIS AND ICE CUBE! CUBE, HOW ARE YOU DOING? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE! CUBE, HOW ARE YOU? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON. >> James: OKAY. JASON, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. >> JAMES: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. SO OUR FIRST ROUND IS CALLED
"I HAVEN'T THE FOGGIEST." ♪
♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OKAY. IN THIS ROUND WE'RE GOING TO
PLAY YOU A SERIES OF FOG HORNS, AND WE'RE GOING TO ASK YOU TO
IDENTIFY WHAT FAMOUS SHIPS ARE SOUNDING THEM. FIRST UP, ICE CRIEWB. FOR 10 POINTS, IDENTIFY THE
FOLLOWING FOG HORN. (FOG HORN)
THERE IT IS. ANY IDEA? NO? ( LAUGHTER )
LET'S PLAY IT ONE MORE TIME. MAYBE THAT WILL HELP. (FOG HORN)
OKAY, WELL, JASON YOU CAN SWING ABOARD AND PIRATE THIS IF YOU
WANT. ANY GUESSES? >> NO, I'M GOOD. >> James: OKAY. WELL, YOU'RE BOTH GOING TO KICK
YOURSELVES WHEN I TELL YOU. THAT, OF COURSE, WAS THE FAMOUS
QE2 CRUISE LINER. THE QE2, WAS THE LAST OIL-FIRED
PASSENGER STEAMSHIP TO CROSS THE ATLANTIC. BUT I'M SURE YOU ALREADY KNEW
THAT. RIGHT, JASON, TIME TO SEE IF YOU
CAN GET BACK INTO THIS GAME. FOR ANOTHER TEN POINTS, CAN YOU
IDENTIFY THE FOLLOWING FOG HORN? (FOG HORN)
>> James: ANY THOUGHTS? NOTHING. THETY TANK! >> James: IT'S NOT GOING TO
BETBETITANIC, IS IT? THAT'S A STUPID ANSWER. ( LAUGHTER )
HOWEVER, YOU DO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO THROW OUT YOUR
LIFE SAVER AND HAVE ANOTHER GO. DO YOU WANT TO USE YOUR LIFE
SAVER? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. >> James: I THINK YOU SHOULD
USE YOUR LIFE SAVER. >> I'M NOT GOING TO. >> James: THROW OUT THE LIFE
SAVER. >> I SAID NO. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: WELL DONE. YOU'VE THROWN OUT YOUR LIFE
SAVER. WASN'T SO DIFFICULT. LET'S GIVE HIM ANOTHER GUESS. >> JAMES, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT BOATS, LET ALONE FOG HORNS! >> JAMES: LOOK, JUST HELP ME OUT
HERE GUYS. MY RESEARCH TEAM HAS CLEARLY
(BLEEP) UP, OKAY? ( LAUGHTER )
>> I'LL FIRE THEM. >> James: SOMEONE ON MY SEARCH
TEAM HAS CLEARLY (BLEEP) UP, OKAY? BUT WE'VE GONE ALL OUT HERE. THIS IS THREE MONTHS' BUDGET FOR
US. >> THIS IS REMARKABLE. >> James: I KNOW YOU DON'T
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BOATS, OKAY? GIVE ME A BREAK. >> I GOT IT! >> James: OKAY! KEEP IT UP, KEEP IT UP. >> OKAY, HERE WE GO! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: THERE WE GO, SAILING ALONG TO THE NEXT ROUND
AND I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. IT'S TIME FOR WALK THE PLANK! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING ) FOR THIS ROUND, I'M GOING TO ASK
EACH OF YOU TO STEP UP TO THE PLANK. I'LL ASK YOU A SERIES OF
THREE QUESTIONS WRONG AND YOU'RE IN THE DRINK. SOUND FUN? OF COURSE IT DOES! CUBE, IF YOU COULD TAKE YOUR
PLACE UP HERE. IT'S TIME TO WALK THE PLANK! ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) CUBE, IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR WAY
TO THE SPOT PLEASE. >> I'M NOT WALKING NO DAMN
PLANK, MAN. ( LAUGHTER )
>> James: SUIT YOURSELF. JASON, IT'S OVER TO YOU. IF YOU COULD TAKE YOUR POSITION,
IT'S TIME TO WALK THE PLANK! >> I'M NOT DOING THAT, EITHER. NO. >> JAMES: OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
WHY ARE YOU BOTH BEING SO (BLEEP) DIFFICULT? >> I DON'T WANT TO --
>> James: IT'S JUST A BIT OF WATER! IT'S WATER! >> I DON'T CARE, WE'RE NOT
GETTING WET. >> JAMES: OKAY, LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO ME! WE HAVE HIT AN ICEBERG HERE AND
WE ARE GOING DOWN IF YOU DON'T HELP. OKAY? I MEAN YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE ME
SOMETHING. ANYTHING! IS THIS A GAME? IT'S NOT A GAME TO ME! THIS IS MY JOB ON THE LINE! MY CAREER IS ON THE LINE HERE. YOU'RE FINE. YOU'VE GOT YOUR BASKETBALL,
YOU'VE GOT YOUR (BLEEP) GOING ON! THIS IS IT FOR ME! THIS IS IT FOR ME! I'M DROWNING! >> JUST CALM DOWN. WE'RE DOING OUR BEST. WE'RE JUST NOT GOING TO DO THIS
BIT HERE. >> James: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! >> GET RID OF IT. >> James: GET RID OF IT. THANK YOU. >> James: LET'S GET RID OF THE
POOL AND THE PLANK. PROBABLY DO THIS QUICKER. >> THANKS, GUYS. >> James: PROBABLY DO THAT
QUICKER. >> YEAH. >> James: THIS NEXT ROUND IS
CALLED SHIPSHAPE! ♪
♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
FOR THIS ROUND I AM GOING TO TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF A SHIP'S
ANATOMY. WHEN I READ OUT A NAME OF A
SPECIFIC PART OF THE BOAT, YOU HAVE EIGHT SECONDS TO PLACE
CAPTAIN CORDON ON THE PART OF THE SHIP THAT YOU THINK IT IS. CUBE, YOU'RE FIRST, AND THIS IS
AN EASY ONE. FOR THREE POINTS, WHERE IS THE
STARBOARD SIDE OF THE SHIP? IF YOU TAKE THE CAPTAIN CORDON. YEP. IF YOU TAKE THE CAPTAIN
CORDON -- YEP, THERE WE GO. >> BACK'RE? OR --
( CRASHING SOUNDS ) PROBABLY RIGHT THERE. ( LAUGHTER )
>> OOPS, OOPS. SORRY. OOPS. DAMN. SORRY ABOUT THAT. NOW, WHAT ARE WE DOING? >> James: WELL, NO, ICE CUBE,
THAT IS THE WRONG ANSWER, SO YOU LOOK STUPID. ( LAUGHTER )
JASON, YOUR TURN. FOR THREE POINTS, PLACE YOUR
CAPTAIN CORDEN ON THE BOW OF THE SHIP. OOOH, WHERE'S THE BOW? WHERE CAN IT BE? WHAT'S HE GOT? ( CRASHING SOUND )
( LAUGHTER ) OH, IT'S FUNNY IS IT? REALLY FUNNY! YOU THINK THAT'S A JOKE? IS IT FUNNY? >> KIND OF FUNNY. >> James: OH, YEAH, IT'S
HILARIOUS! I TELL YOU WHAT SELLS FUNNY,
YOU'RE PATHETIC! TOO MUCH WORK WENT INTO THIS! LOOK AT IT! WE GOT THOSE FROM SANTA MONICA
PIER. WE'VE GONE COMPLETELY OVERBOARD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> YOU TOLD ME TO THROW WATER ON
YOU ANYTIME YOU SAID "OVERBOARD." >> James: NO, NOT NOW! I'M JUST SAYING THE WORD
"OVERBOARD"! NO! WHAT, REG -- STOP IT! THE GAME'S OVER! WE'RE NOT PLAYING THE OVERBOARD
PART OF THE -- ( LAUGHTER )
OR ARE YOU DEAF? OR ARE YOU DEAF? ( LAUGHTER )
THIS IS A DISASTER! ♪
♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: JASON SUDEIKIS AND ICE CUBE. WE HAVE FALLOUT BOY" AFTER THE
BREAK!
