I'VE COME DOWN TO
THE L.A. SCHOOL OF GYMNASTICS AM I'M THINKING OF SIGNING UP MY
FIVE YEAR OLD SON FOR CLASSES BUT NOT BEFORE I'VE TRIED IT OUT
MYSELF TO SEE IF IT'S WORTH IT. LET'S GO INSIDE. HELLO. I'M JAMES CORDEN. >> NICE TO MEET YOU, ALLAH. >> NICE TO MEET YOU, ALLAH. I HAVE A FIVE YEAR OLD SON
CALLED MAX. AND I'M THINKING OF SIGNING HIM
UP FOR CLASSES. >> EXCELLENT. >> NOW HE'S NOT GOING TO DO IT,
I'M GOING TO DO IT. >> OH. >> AND THEN I'M GOING TO CONNECT
YOUR ABILITY. >> ALL RIGHT. >> IS THAT OKAY? >> THAT'S ABSOLUTELY O KK. -- OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT. WHY HAVE YOU GOT A THING FOR
MUSTACHES, IS THAT FOR KIDS WHO WANT TO COMPETE WITH ADULTS?
THEY WANT TO BE IN THE ADULT PROGRAM SO IS THAT WHY? >> YEAH. >> HOW DOES THIS WORK. >> I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T USE IT. OH GOD. >> OH, HERE WE GO. THEY'RE NOT EVEN MUSTACHES. THIS IS NOT EVEN A MUSTACHE IN
THERE. WHAT'S THAT? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> THAT CLARILY SAYS GIANT
MUSTACHES. IS THAT A MUSTACHE? >> NO. >> HOW CAN I SEND MY SON TO COME
TO GUESS NAM-- GYMNASTICS WHEN YOU DON'T PROPERLY DISPENSE
MUSTACHES. IF I SEND MY SON HERE I'M GOING
TO BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME IN THE PARENT'S ROOM, SO I WILL GO
UPSTAIRS. >> IS THIS THE PARENT'S ROOM. >> CHECK OUT SOME OF THE PARENTS
AND SEE IF THIS IS REALLY A PLACE WHERE THEY ARE CALLED. >> WHAT SORT OF VIBE HAPPENS UP
HERE IN THE PARENTS ROOM WHEN WE ARE CHILLING OUT, WHAT GOES
DOWN. >> I JUST LAY DOWN A FEW
JAEGERBOMBS FOR THE MOM AND DADS, LOOK AT THAT, MY MAN LOOKS
LIKE HE HAD A JAEGERBOMB LAST NIGHT. DO YOU EVER REENACT THE SCENE
FROM THE GRADUATE WHERE DUSTIN HOFFMAN IS BANGING ON THE GLASS. YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT? (LAUGHTER)
HI, GUYS. HOW ARE YOU? >> HI, JAMES. >> HI, JAMES, I'M COACH HEATHER. >> HI, COACH HEATHER. >> HE EVER DONE GYMNASTICS
BEFORE. >> I HAVE NOT. >> COME OVER HERE, MAKE TWO
LINES, HANDS OR THE FOR AND OPEN YOUR LEGS AS BIG AS YOU CAN. (LAUGHTER)
NOW WE'RE GOING TO BALANCE ON ONE FOOT. >> AH! >> NOW WE'RE GOING TO GRAB THE
INSIDE OF OUR FEET AND LIFT ONE LEG UP IN THE AIR. HERE WE GO. BOTH OF THEM. OH, THAT WASN'T IT. CRUSHED IT. BIG KICK OVER. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. THERE WE GO. TA DA. TEN, TEN. >> DO NOT TOUCH THE GLASS. I THINK THEY'VE BEEN SMOKING
MARIJUANA. NOT BAD, NOT BAD. >> THIS IS UNIQUE AND THAT IS
WHAT THE JUDGES LOOK FOR. >> YES. >> MY SON WILL IMMEDIATELY PUT
THAT IN HIS MOUTH. RIGHT, ARE WE CHECKING-- UP, GO. LOOK AT THAT, LOOK HOW HIGH IT
IS. THIS IS NOT WHAT ARE HAD WHAT I
HAD IN MIND. NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ME. NO! NO! I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT GETTING THE
PRAISE THAT YOU GUYS ARE GETTING. COACH HEATHER, WHAT DO YOU
THINK? WHY DO YOU THINK I'M STRUGGLING
IN THE GYMNASTICS. >> BECAUSE YOU'RE RUBBISH. >> WHAT HAVE I BEEN-- WHAT HAVE
I BEEN REALLY GLOOD-- REALLY GOOD AT? MALIK, MALIK, IS THERE ANYTHING
THAT I HAVE BEEN GOOD AT? >> YELLING AND SHOUTING. >> I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS CHAT, IT
HAS BEEN REALLY GOOD FOR MY ALL AROUND CONFIDENCE. >> I'M NOT FLIPPING. >> AAHH! I'M ACTUALLY QUITE HAPPY IN
HERE. THIS IS THE BEST PLACE YOU COULD
EVER BEEN. I'M SO HAPPY. I CAN'T GET OUT. >> THAT IS NOT HELPING. I LOST MY PHONE. I WILL GIVE $10 TO WHOEVER FINDS
MY PHONE. GO, GET IN THERE. GO. I DIDN'T DROP MY PHONE IN THERE. GUYS, IT IS A BLACK IPHONE 7,
THANK YOU. (APPLAUSE)
>> GOOD JOB, ALL RIGHT? AND FOR THAT YOU GUYS ARE ALL
GETTING MEDALS! YOU DID A SPECIAL GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB. YOU DID EVERYTHING SO GOOD. >> CRUSHED IT. >> MAYBE NEXT TIME. >> James: WHAT? WELL, NO, THE WHOLE THING IS
RIGGED. THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED. THERE IS DOPING GOING ON HERE
AND I'M NOT INTERESTED IN IT. DO YOU THINK MY SON WOULD GET A
METAL IF HE CAME. >> IF HE DID A CARTWHEEL, YES. >> James: OKAY, I'M GOING TO
WORK ON THAT. THANKS, GUYS T HAS BEEN GREAT
FUN. >> BYE, JAMES. >> BYE, JAMES.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
