I HAVE COME DOWN TO MY LOCAL
LENSCRAFTERS TO SEE IF I CAN GIVE ONE OF THEIR EMPLOYEES A
WELL EARNED BREAK. LET'S GO AND SEE. HELLO. >> HI, HOW ARE YOU. >> James: I'M GOOD, I'M JAMES. >> WELCOME. >> James: ARE YOU MIAMI. >> I'M CINDY. >> James: I'M LIKING FOR
MIAMI. >> WHERE ASK SHE. >> SHE IS ON THE PHONE. >> THIS IS HER ON THE PHONE. >> YEAH. >> James: WHO ARE YOU ON THE
PHONE TO? YOU CAN TAKE A BREAK, I WILL GET
IN THERE, DON'T WORRY. HELLO, HI, THIS IS LEONARD. >> HI, LEONARD, THIS IS JAMES. MAIMIE IS GOING TO TAKE A BREAK
NOW. >> I'M COVERING HER SHIFT. WHAT'S UP. LEONARD? LEONARD? LEONARD? (APPLAUSE)
I KNOW, SHE IS SELLING GLASSES. >> YES. >> James: SHE IS ON THE FLOOR
AND I THINK THAT IS WHERE I CAN REALLY DRIVE PROFITS UP. >> WONDERFUL, DEFINITELY HAVE TO
GET YOU AN iPAD. >> James: I LOVE THAT. LOOK AT THAT. >> GET YOU A SHOPPING CART. >> OKAY. I'M JAMES. >> KERRY. >> LENSCRAFTERS. >> HERE WE DON'T JUST CRAFT
LENSES, WE CRAFT LIFESTYLES. >> ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT PEOPLE TO
FEEL WHEN THEY SEE YOU. >> I FEEL LIKE I WANT THEM TO
THINK THAT I'M SMART BUT NOT TOO SMART. >> I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO
WORRY ABOUT THAT. >> OKAY, GOOD. >> James: ABSOLUTELY, YOU LOOK
DISGUSTING. >> OKAY. >> James: I'M SORRY. DO YOU SEE YOUR FACE THERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> THEY DO LIKE KIND OF NICE
THOUGH. >> James: WE DO, HE'S AMAZING. WHY IS HE GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE
WHO IS WEARING THOSE GLASSES. WHAT ARE WE AFTER? NO SPECS FOR THIS GUY. >> I HAVE QUITE A NARROW FACE. >> James: YOU HAVE A NARROW
FACE. LET ME LOOK AT THIS FACE. NO, I'M, I CAN'T SEE HOW NAR YOA
YOUR FACE IS WITH ALL THIS. SO LET ME-- YOU'RE RIGHT IT IS A
NARROW FACE WHO ARE YOU. >> MY NAME IS JOHN. THE EYECARE SUPERADVICER. >> James: CLIP TIE, LOVELY
EYES. HOW LONG YOU HAVE WORKED HERE. >> FOUR AND A HALF YEARS. >> James: FOUR AND A HALF
YEARS. >> UH-HUH. >> James: WOW. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN. >> TWO AND A HALF YEARS. >> James: IT IS IN THE TWO AND
A HALF YEARS, ARE YOU AT THE END MUCH IT. >> IT IS A PROCESS. I'M NOT SURE WHERE WE ARE ED
HEADED. >> James: REALLY AM ARE YOU
JUST ON THE ROAD IN THE WAY ARE YOU GOING. >> YEAH. >> James: I LOVE THAT. >> DRIVING BLINDLY. >> James: IN A LENSCRAFTERS. >> GO AHEAD,. >> James: ARE YOU GOING TO
TRAIN ME ON HOW TO USE THESE WHEN CUSTOMERS COME IN, YEAH? >> YOU WILL SEE A FLASHING WHITE
LIGHT EVERY TIME YOU SEE T I WANT YOU TOIC CL THE BUTTON IN
YOUR HAND. >> James: UH-HUH. >> I'M ABSOLUTELY CRUSHING. >> YOU DID VERY GOOD. YOU GOT ALL OF THEM. >> James: WHOOO! >> LET'S GET ON TO THE VASH ALL
ACUITY PROFILER. >> James: WHO COMES UP WITH
THESE NAMES, OCCU LU S, CLAR I FIE, IT IS LIKE THE PART STRIP
CLUB, PART FUTURISTIC ARCADE. >> F, N, D, O, O, D, S. CRUSHED IT! DID I? >> YOU MISSED TWO ON THE
BOTTOMLINE. >> James: NO WAY. [BLEEP] WHICH ONES. >> YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL A LIGHT
PUFF OF AIR. PUT YOUR FINNINGER IN FRONT OF
IT. YOU CAN FEEL IT, THAT SAUL IT
IS. >> James: DO IT AGAIN. SORT OF HOT. IF YOU GIVE OUT ONE OF THOSE AT
BIRTHDAYS, SURPRISE, BLOW OUT THE CANDLES. DON'T NEED TO I GOT A SONOMETER. >> IT CAN BLOW OUT A CANDLE. >> James: NO, IT CAN'T. WAIT THERE. YOU ARE TELLING ME THIS CAN BLOW
OUT A CANDLE. >> YES, IT CAN. >> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S
FIND OUT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DEAR
SONOMETER, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. DO YOU WANT TO DO A HARMONY? SHOULD WE DO A HARMONY? >> I WILL DOT HARMONY AND YOU
JUST DO. >> OKAY. >> James: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR
SONOMETER, HAPPY-- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. >> James: SOK HAPPY
BIRTH-- NO, NO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. >> I'M A TERRIBLE SINGER. >> James: BIRTHDAY TO YOU. >> NO, CUZ YOU JUST-- HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO YOU. ♪. >> I REALLY CAN'T-- HAPPY
BIRTHDAY. >> YOU'RE SO CLOSE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. MAKE A WISH. DUDE, MAKE A WISH! >> YOU GOT TO TURN IT BACK ON. >> James: WELL, WE WOULDN'T
HAVE IF YOU COULD HARMONIZE. YEAHIE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! WELL, JOHN, I RECKON I'VE GOT
THIS. SO WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND JUST
SEND IN MY FIRST PATIENT. >> KEITH, YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT. >> James: HELLO, SIR, HOW ARE
YOU DOING, JAMES, OPTOMETRIST. WIPING, WIPING, WIPING, WIPING,
WIPING. GREAT. OKAY. KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT. AND JUST RELAX. CLAR I FIE. THE CLARIFYING-- APPROXIMATE
360. GET READY FOR CLARIFYING. KACEY CLARIFIED. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR THE
CLARIFY EXPERIENCE. KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT, AND ENJOY
THE RIDE. PLACE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE
YOU JUST DON'T CARE. THIS IS CLARIFY. ARE YOU READY! TO CLARIFY! IF YOU ARE READY, SAY CLARIFY. >> CLARIFY! >> James: SAY CLARIFY THE
EYEWITNESSES CLARIFY THE EYE. >> James: AND GET READY! CUZ IT'S GRIPPED, IT'S LOCKED. AND NOW I WANT YOU TO JUST FALL
BACK AND TRUST MEE, TRUST MEE, FALL BACK. >> YOU BETTER CATCH ME. >> James: THERE IT IS. BE CLARIFIED. >> ALL RIGHT. OPEN YOUR EYES WIDE AS YOU CAN. LIKE YOU-- PRESS THIS TOP ON. REALLY WIDE, STOP BLINKING, STOP
BLINKING. STOP BLINKING! STOP IT! >> I'M NOT-- . >> James: I CAN'T CONCENTRATE
IF YOU'RE GOING TO-- KACEY, MEET ME HALFWAY. OPEN YOUR EYES AS WIDE AS YOU
CAN. OKAY, SAY-- STOP BLINKING. THANK YOU FOR COMING IN, SIR. >> THANK YOU FOR-- . >> James: I APPRECIATE IT VERY
MUCH, GET OUT. I CRUSHED THAT. >> YOU THINK IT WENT PRETTY
WELL. >> James: HOW COULD HE NOT. HANG ON, YOU'VE GOT SOME-- WAIT
THERE, LOOK AT ME. I JUST MOVED IT OFF YOUR FACE. AND REALIZE HOW HANDSOME ARE
YOU. WHEN I CAME IN IT WAS ABOUT
THIS, AND I WAS LIKE WHO IS THIS DUDE. THIS GUY SUT O BE ON THE TOWN. THIS SAY DIFFERENT DUDE. I GOT TO TELL YOU. THIS GUY IS NOT CRYING ALL NIGHT
SAYING WHY HAVEN'T I GOT A GIRLFRIEND. OKAY. GET OUT THERE. >> HI, HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU. >> James: I'M VERY, VERY WELL. WHAT IS YOUR NAME. >> ARIEL. >> James: I'M JAMES CORDEN,
OG, OH GOD. ALL RIGHT, PUT YOUR EYES IN
THERE. OKAY. WHAT ABOUT THERE. >> YEAH. >> WHAT ABOUT THAT. >> WHAT DO YOU SEE IF I. >> A LOT OF POWER. >> James: WHAT DO YOU SEE ARE. >> E, S, T. >> James: ONE LAST TEST. AND WHAT I WANT TO YOU DO IS
READ WHERE IT SAYS HERE. >> JAMES CORDEN IS A HUNK, BONER
PATROL. >> James: YOU HAVE PERFECT
VISION, AND PERFECT TASTE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU SOON. DIDN'T SEE THAT, DID YOU. >> THANK YOU. >> James: THANK YOU, ARIEL T
WAS WONDERFUL. >> THANK YOU FOR GIVING ONE OF
OUR ASSOCIATES A NICE LONELY BREAK. >> YEAH. >> James: ARE YOU BACK? >> I'M BACK. >> James: YOU'RE BACK? THANK YOU SO MUCH. I HAD A BLAST. GET BACK TO WORK. SEE YOU SOON. >> James: CHEESIER GUYS, SEE
YOU LATER. >> BYE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> James: A HUGE THANK YOU TO
EVERYONE AT LENS CRAFTERRERS FOR BEING SUCH GOOD SPORTS. I AM JOINED BY JOHN, EVERYBODY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M DOING PRETTY WELL. >> James: RIGHT. I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU
HAVEN'T TAKEN MY ADVICE HAIRWISE. >> SO I DID TAKE YOUR ADVICE. >> James: RIGHT. >> I'VE GONE WITH THE
HALF-AND-HALF APPROACH. >> James: TALK TO ME N WHAT
WAY. >> I WEAR IT HALF THE TIME I
WEAR IT UP, HALF THE TIME I WEAR IT DOWN. >> James: I JUST NEED IT OFF
THIS FACE. BECAUSE LOOK, AM I RIGHT, GANG? LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN AND
WHEN YOU-- LIGHT THAT, I'M SORRY, JOHN, LIKE THAT, AM I
WRONG? EVEN OFF THE EARS. THERE WE GO. THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT
IS A STAR, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A
GREAT SPORT.
