ellen bullying taylor swift for 5 minutes straight

american sweetheart is coming through and taylor swift is with me [Music] let's talk about your fear of sea urchins uh don't even see urtons we sent you to through the haunted hallway and we wanted to see how you do in our haunted hallway haunted things i don't want to go in it do you guys hear the music you're playing [Music] [Applause] my friend like the way it smells i don't have one i keep telling you that i don't have like even kind of a boyfriend not even kind i don't have someone that i'm texting that's a guy that might someday be my boyfriend there's like nothing going on right now that's pathetic yeah i'm gonna help you get over this fear tell everybody your new fear it's like a um bug that i found out about called an earwig that has pinchers i'm gonna help you get over that fear they live outdoors okay they're found under lawn clippings and compost or in tree holes and they're not i mean they're just earwigs [Applause] [Music] [Applause] i hated it i hated it i hated it it was funny there's like and the only reason i'm doing is because there's rumors out there that y'all are together and i guess people are constantly saying everyone just assumes you're together so i'm gonna help clear that up if you want them to know your lovers you wear that one you then you can change it if you're not you say we're just friends and then you can change it and say we only hooked up once ellen makes me feel so happy just joyful she what are you doing why do you do stuff like that all the time so taylor i'm gonna have you demonstrate some of the things that i taught you in order to be a cover girl okay okay okay first of all you have to squint so squint okay squint more like you're looking right into the sun the sun is blinding you're squinting right right and now pouch your lips your proof your lips out like that your lips like you're trying to get a straw and someone's moving it away from you squint squint while doing it squinting looking into the sun bright sun squint try to get the strong get the straw and cover girls never walk they don't walk they trot they trot like horses trying to avoid puddles so squint and try to get the straw squint and try to get and don't get in the puddle try five minutes later try to get the straw try to get the straw you're in a puddle get out of it trot out of the puddle good [Applause] oh [Applause] have you recovered from that i the fault there were there were bruises there were many reminders who were your scenes with uh taylor lautner hmm the guy from twilight yeah oh yeah he's cute yes he is yeah [Music] [Applause] it's happening there is that part of the movie yeah yeah it was so um is he a good kisser what so koi all right my favorite color is blank purple no mine i didn't say taylor's [Music] you so you continue to uh to write about ex-boyfriends you would think that people would be scared to even be near you because you there's a new one that people are speculating that it was about john mayer and because it's dear john that song kind of is what it is okay great we know the answer now it's about him so now uh we have to take a break and then uh we're going to come back and she's going to talk all about her boyfriend we'll be back [Music]

Channel: clouds

Views: 2,334,815

Keywords: crack, funny, interview, jokes, joke, comedy, taylor swift, ellen, ellen show, uncomfortable moments, awkward, folklore, evermore, scares, pranks, scaring, drama

Id: cxobGqTwDlE

Length: 4min 51sec (291 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 19 2021