ELDEN RING Shadow of the Erdtree DLC - Part 2

welcome back everybody to Bunk big adventure super bunk out in town in the finger sight of Ria or whatever this was called anyway I'm still sick my throat still hurts but we're going to persevere we're going to push through I didn't want to miss a day of playing the DLC I hate that oh my God is this whole place going to be full oh God so in the main game when everyone was like oh the fingers are so gross I hate them they were like you want to whole area of them again brutal ugly ew unabashed hatred I have for them Al these fingers are very interesting makes me want to lick them lick the fingers like are these are these actually part of a being or are they just crafted this way the [ __ ] is that what is happening to me this sounds like the start of the Disney is that Disney oh you're the worm guy e they were in the trailer and they were sucking someone off I don't want to get sucked off by a worm I'm the one that does the sucking that's not right anyway torrent come pick me up I'm scared I hate this I hate everything about this area it sucks it stinks it's awful I hate it two of them oh Bo I got to get the [ __ ] out of here man okay time it right time it right that was not timed it right cuz he did other things ow I ran out of stamina I won out I won off Mr wacky's wild R Sprint dude you're making me shout when I'm not supposed to be God oh I jumped right into it I am a foolish blubbering baby puss bag oh my God leave me alone stop fingering me Elden ring out of context be like hit him I hate hands who needs hands after this I'm going outside and I'm chopping off my own die you hairy knuckled [ __ ] bag oh the Disney [Music] intro is that Disney it's not Universal it's not 20th Century Fox which is just [ __ ] Disney now anyway oh my God how many [ __ ] hands do you want to get massaged by today how's the pressure awful there's too much pressure in life why do I keep rolling it clearly doesn't [ __ ] work kill him hyper armor and again hyper armor yeah right up your wrist hole I hate them I don't like fighting them I'm bad at it I want to go home the sun is in my eyes they were much bigger than me just should be fair they are much bigger than me where are we even going is there even anything in this part of the area I went up when I feel like I should have gone down there's nothing up here oh hold on there's something up here what are you oh I see well I won't do that yet um I'll mark it with this guy Shake Ratt and Roll Baby boogie wogie I'll come back there later cuz I might get a weapon that's really cool and I want to or defeat a boss that gives me a weapon but uh Ash of war or a magic spell or something at the same time and maybe they're really cool and I want to duplicate it I don't want to waste it just to get souls runes sorry sorry they're called runes and they're gray sights not bonfires [ __ ] off everybody knows you all them bonfire still are those all eyes all eyes on me huh well the start of [ __ ] Wall-E begins in the background ah Disney Pixar's Elden ring somebody these fingers are huge where you going to fit that are these like the bases of fingers like a bone going into the ground oh I can summon what the bloody hell does that mean ah wow hold on hold your horses I saw that magic spell in the distance and I was like well that's not going to reach me boom psych we have different plans for you loser man here it comes again ah what how how do you guys teleport oh oh I got sucked off whoa whoa whoa whoa sucked off outside of 7-Eleven no Sub sub [Music] him [ __ ] hate this yeah eat [ __ ] eat [ __ ] and die loser baby pearlescent scale you know what You' get if you killed me and picked something up the middle finger and a small piece of excrement nope nope nope double bunk double bunk double bunk you [ __ ] loser you [ __ ] missed oh sweet baby Jesus in his crib on Christmas Eve kill him kill him dead get him no get him double bunk see what you got there you go out a boy now if only you could attack with a frequency higher than that of a toddler whose [ __ ] neck can't even support its own head okay so crawling away from me wiggle man curly whirly in syn and we both [ __ ] missed you're definitely my twin it's like there's two of us but Mo both of us amount to zero so what's 0 plus 0 still [ __ ] zero also I'm going to pick a bone with the phrase two wrongs don't make a right cuz you've ever heard of a little something called math where they're like minus one and minus one create a positive two minuses are a positive that a [ __ ] [ __ ] does that make any sense who figured that out John math maybe his name was first name math like Matt and then his second name was atics the hell is this I got a thing like that before right um what menu is it [Music] in I menu I can't remember it was in one of these menus it was like a little spiky thing that I got too many [ __ ] things what are these say get off fingers futility resignation why is it always fingers huh what is that I don't like this place also these this is like a wall the hell does that mean all right bye double [Music] bnk I don't want it I don't want it I've decided not I have decided no and that is well within my rights to do it's okay to say no it's also okay to say [ __ ] off and die [ __ ] I mean some people are going to be mad about it but you can say it what is this finger mimic you mean like a secondhand finger mimic finger mimic what [ __ ] menu did that go into does it actually tell you what menu goes in and I'm missing it every time it would be cool if it was a weapon hold on I go to my equipment menu I'll find it faster nope can't be here oh this is the thing I found the blade of Mercy it kind of looks like that dried bouquet a giant bouquet of dried flowers offered to a small grave raises attack power when a spirit you have summoned dies the sorrow that flows from the untimely demise of a loved one is a constant across the eons of History that's kind of cool because then you could increase your attack power you could go into a fight with a level one like jellyfish and have the boss kill it immediately and then having this on increases your attack power does it last the whole fight then it's pissing me off that I don't know where that hold on I'll find it there oh it's right there exceedingly rare to find material used for crafting items light pink musroom resembling a wisened finger material used used by those who wish to become fingers to induce hallucinations they call these mushrooms the stillborn of the two fingers cool or horrible whichever you prefer and usually whoa that guy's all glowy those our eyes he's only glowing cuz you get more runes for killing him is there anything I can do with this wall usually they're in in an area in these games there's something at the end of that area like a mini boss or a chest rarely do you just go through an area like this without getting anything but I guess an Elden ring you kind of do there's also definitely some of these fingers you can climb to get to something there's like something in the middle of it it's this thing but like all the f ERS are around this I feel like maybe there's something you can do with this that I am not sure about yet might have to come back to it that's the thing about playing this stuff early so you can't really like get help on anything which is good I like that I like kind of discovering for myself and then I also like not finding everything the first time through and I'm not just saying that as a cop out for a let's play to be like look guys there's nothing here whoa seam between the textures I genuinely like not finding everything in these playthroughs cuz then afterwards I can come back to it and be like oh there was a whole area here that I didn't know and that always surprises me I was talking to vti about the DLC yesterday after I recorded the first episode and I was like oh yeah did you go get the Beast Claw from the guy in the right he was like no I didn't see him at all and it took him a bit to find him and then he was like did you go here into this building to get this past the troll and I was like I have no idea about any of the stuff you're talking about he's like it was in the starting area and I'm like clearly I missed it you guys go do your thing over there I'm going to climb this hill I want to get up to the Dragon you guys are annoying what's more annoying is that you're able to teleport to me we also use glint Stone sorcery that is glint Stone isn't it how did you guys learn that I keep seeing the rain fall weirdly oh that's just the way it is I thought those are some of the spirit walls that I haven't seen properly I haven't found one of those yet and now I keep feeling like I've missed them I have no idea why I'm fighting those what was that oh big hand no no no [Music] no creepy music it's a little hard to see in this weather condition oh I saw it I don't really know if I want to fight you especially since there's two more lying around here but maybe if I can get you one by one nope okay I committed I was like either keep rolling and keep getting hit or stand your ground and start fighting and you might kill him and stagger him ooh pretty flowers here's a shack finger Weaver's H what are you telling me aha my theory is proven true the finger creepers hail from these runes so now I must sound this one hanging bell and sweetly cradled shall I come to be at the bosom of the exalted mother are you talk is that thing that I was smacking that I didn't know what to do with is that a bell so the finger creepers hail from these ruins so the ones that we found in the lines between come from here interesting fingers of Ria I don't know people pointed out that they looked similar to the cuz they have rings on them that they had Rings similar to reichards so I don't know oh oh bear [ __ ] are you bear uh-oh second [Music] bear well that was easy yeah like these areas I'm like there's nothing here it's it's really making me paranoid in second guessing myself that I haven't found more things maybe there's a spirit well or something blocked I don't know what do they look like what am I looking for what's that who's that girl whoa I fought one of oh no I didn't I thought it looked like the one of the things I fought in a dungeon before Oh weird I came back down here I I'm going to go up to the peninsula area so I don't really know how to get to any of the other areas do you think if I do that here something will happen do I even have that emote no huh sweet I'm missing so many things um okay to the right okay can I just drop ski yeah we're good we're good don't even worry about it just drop it in oh right this is where the lightning was that wanted to kill me ow okay that really wanted to kill me hey guys little wores they're so cute okay troll man wait why are you guys on high alert what is happening I didn't hurt you whoa okay why did I dodge in real life to get away from that get off ow my god there you go there you go there you go and guess what more is going to happen nice hey you guys all still pissed though wow look at that that's so cool seen the dragon wing in the distance too my [Music] God what are they smoking over a trof and can I have some people are like H it's LSD Sean that's how you see weird [ __ ] great glove warts nice can I oh I'm so going to ig and review myself here oh come on can I oh no I'm going straight off that edge and it's not going to be fun for anybody named me it's going to be funny for everybody else do it do it in a safer environment do it where if you jump over to the side you don't die that's why they call me Johnny torrent I don't know what you're thinking Sean there's nothing up here that was pointless but ye foolish it was Pride that was up here and the fact that I did it I'm definitely going to have to fight somebody down here see this open area like I'm about to fight Gman or the boss in Metal Gear Solid 3 someone's down here for sure an NPC a dragon no one no one here deep purple lily maybe I should be reading these but I need that up to the brainiacs on the lower channels I am not fighting you like there's a lot of areas I'm going to and I'm like I don't know why I'm here I don't know why this exists I'm not getting anything at the end of them and it's it's bothering me because I know there probably is something up here but why am I not figuring it out okay there's something in this guy St Trina's disciples cookbook these might be worth reading um where did they go actually in here a record of crafting techniques left by a disciple who pursued the teachings of the saint of sleep yet what seemed a gentle sleep at first ripened into velvet acquired the knowledge the following Eternal sleep pot Eternal sleep Eternal sleep Greece does that mean it's just stronger but it's not as Eternal to me means last forever like you put them to sleep when you have this on or you put it on your thing and it lasts forever a record of crafting technique like same thing record of crafting technique of the greater potentate who roamed lands near and far is that potentate like a pope or a priest haunted by the grotesque practice of his village of birth he stuffed great pots with all manner of things okay a record of crafting techniques left by the nonhuman forager brood shared out a kindness toward Moore and his kin broh I don't know who these people be hey hey [ __ ] off I don't want it oh I can go down there I can go down there for sure what does this sign say likely down in short C okay yes this is what I wanted cuz sometimes I'm like can I just fall all the way down like some SEO Dark Souls 1 kind of [ __ ] they love doing that in those games [ __ ] Rainbow Stone I don't need rainbow Stones they disappoint me o there's a boss down here for sure but it's hidden behind a glyph so I need to do something else to be able to fight them yeah so cool that's what I mean you get to an area you know there's something down there keep pushing through at least I get a a rest site down here all right what does this say what do I need to do to accomplish this sealed and obscured by Micha so maybe after I get all the crosses you don't have the right oh you don't have the right try to stay C okay what if we go back to that guy where was he this guy Moore Moore's kin what if I go back and talk to this guy about the crosses I found maybe he'll say something else about them righteous tarnished verree armor oh you must mean some more samour is a kind and stalwart Ally okay he Provisions our little outfit some more traffics with the forager brood his Brethren who collect supplies from all corners of the land no doubt they find inspiration in his many virtues these are not your foes tarnished should you spot any forager brood be sure to mind your manners I don't know what they look like well I'm much obliged as suspected kindly Micha has visited the lands which hold the tower and appears intent on wholly dispossessing himself of his flesh he must be seeking entrance to the Tower of Shadow h rightous T well I am to think there was a cross left in such a far away place and the Deep Purple water lies would be blooming there this can only mean kindly Micha has divested himself even of that his adoring Other Self his Blossom of Slumber H St Trina righteous Turner right you here no reason sry hang out I thought you guys were cool let's just progress onward a bit there's two pieces of map over here that I want to get I I don't know how to get to anything in this game we're going to have to figure this out as we go um I should Mark them on my map though so there's one right there and another right there all right later guys there still many places to visit this is a pretty huge DLC [ __ ] should I have just gone to the I don't know whatever I'm here now I will face the music try ye Beast try ye foolish men of clumsiness Thou shalt not hit me for I am St stall wart hey this place is [ __ ] confusing let's just Barrel through skoo how did I miss this I ran off to the right like some [ __ ] egot yeah I am Str strong atith now oh can't bring you in there sorry T took you out to put you away oh Lord above oh this is what vatti was talking talking about castle Enis the carrying troll now you don't scare me why would I be afraid of anyone who smells like a ball sack yeah what up what up R your [ __ ] head yeah what up big [ __ ] baby oh what's that hold on oh hold on dude if you kill me I'm going have so [ __ ] embarrassed I am so it's not even embarrassment it's pure Agony oh my God what do I keep rolling away from guys go walk at him oh sorry Taran okay I guess I do need to upgrade my endurance a little bit God damn that was so easy that was free you had that you knocked him down you just missed cuz you're stupid bunk you're stupid I'm sorry I didn't mean that there you go there you go should have done that the first time did you drop anything ooh a very nice hey people of R lucaria you guys are in here okay let me attack damn [ __ ] are you guarding Shadow realm Rune 4 that is hoop thought I could hear someone playing music over here don't listen to me Lads I'm losing it furl calling finger remedy that's what you hide behind there I've always had that problem with this game that because there's a crafting system of which I don't really care about I don't even know anybody that really cares about The Crafting system in this game like it doesn't make that much difference it's fun but but every time now you go somewhere you just get like stuff for recipes instead of getting like weapons or items that have ah I guess in the other games you also got like throwing knives and [ __ ] but they felt more useful oh who are you fighting look at him flipping around I can do that too yeah [ __ ] your Shield everybody hides behind a shield until somebody with an immovable object shows up or an Unstoppable Force I messed it up I abandon here the Flesh of My Body he's like Jesus here is my flesh which I give to you message from Lea kind Mika is Bound for the Tower of Shadow if we are to reach him we must go to the ancient ruins beyond the High Bridge from the shadow keep and then burn the tree that seals the path I make for the keep okay go to the ancient ruins beyond the High Bridge from the shadow keep I'm just going to keep following [ __ ] that I think looks right and then after that let's just pray to M we get through it how much do I need for level 153k well I don't have enough for that how much is this going to give me not bad oh hello goodbye o still alive are we [ __ ] still even more still alive are we dude I don't know where the [ __ ] I'm going I'm just running through dropping down holes fighting Lads Royal magic grease these are all different from the base game oh that's some Parkour over there isn't it saw that jump at the very last second [ __ ] you cool spooky feel like I'm in Carri a royal manner right now okay I'm going to Parkour in these it's probably going to go badly ha I laugh in the face of danger dog ahead be worry of dog love it it never changes where the [ __ ] am I hey you hit a cave behind a waterfall well done that's what I'm talking about that's what we like to see from soft good job I assume this just leads back up to where I was I love this armor set looks like Shard plate uhhuh I said that like Lara coft and she finds a secret no I'm alive I'm okay woo I thought I was dead there for a second guys I don't know why I was afraid of that that's not a very big fall but for some reason in my mind I'm like well if you're knocked in your back you take more damage from Falls oh that's how I get in here so I actually was supposed to go that way and now I can open it oh joyous day I almost dropped a glass of water on the ground cool all right let me rest reset everything how many crosses have I found now one two three 4 four that was more than that three left I think cuz the guy was sitting at across and he said there's six others so I don't know I'm just trying to do the math but that has notoriously never worked out for me string wow what a bunch of [ __ ] be wary of right thank you I don't think I was going to be that worried about him ow these guys suck whoa okay hi you're like the one you fight before rala except you don't have a shield you're a great knight or you're a great sword version of that guy going to [ __ ] go dude I'm going to proc a bleed right now oh yeah no heals for you [ __ ] baby no heals for you you going to [ __ ] ground Moon ril's night sword [ __ ] can I get up there yes I do who the [ __ ] oh what are you guys God bless the Dual great sers hell yeah okay anything else no all good chill where' that guy go God damn you're so annoying all right all dealt with let me check out this guy's sword uh the favorite weapon of the steadfast carrying Knight moonl oh that was your name moonil was the twin Moon Knight's Chamberlain she was also a friend to the trolls who served the royal family and proudly wielded their weapons as she fought arm inarm with her gargantuan comrades tremendous fanks skill the ancient troll Knights steadfast the defensive AR enormous magic L blades overhead oh yeah they use used it against me so that I was right in thinking that I felt like I was in carer Manor oh America I beg embrace your child and give us a sign how long must this holy war stretch on Mesmer relana wait but we have renala and Rana enhances attacks executed after maintaining the same stance for a while oh cuz there's a sword that you can hold it out to the side and wait for enemies to attack very anime looking so I guess if you hold that stance for a while you get more attack power featuring a gallant portrait of Rana the twin Moon Knight that's just stupid we have ranana we have Rana we have melan Amica Melania God it's confusing enhan attack engraved as a reminder of the unparalleled devotion of those who left their homelands to serve Rolan by your leave we will accompany you wherever your lunar vessel takes you this game is a nightmare for dyslexic people you're not going to know whose [ __ ] name you're hearing or seeing I'm sure there's a lore reason for why these people are here right like somebody from Cara's royal family or somebody um somewhere from that area oh what weird maybe they left rala I don't know cuz part of me is like I'm just fighting these guys again I photos in the main game but there's probably lower significance to why they're here classic from soft gate ow my [ __ ] [Music] ass excellent excellent gets the job done and makes you look good doing it two Lads down there now there's three Lads down there all right everyone line up all right prepare to be boarded Let's uh let's use one of these why not ow Jesus 1,800 damage with that God what a [ __ ] over there it's so annoying oh didn't see you you were blocked time it perfectly look at this I did time it perfectly but he [ __ ] duked me I was outsmarted by an AI of a dog god damn you Elden ring all right you tricky [ __ ] I'm in that's all you had to say whoa precarious place to be fighting my le mhm nice all right what what else I got inner meat throw at enemies to inflict damage I don't want to do that oh I thought I was low on health I'm not let's use one of these why not use some of my [ __ ] and then this one will give me stuff for landing attacks gives me 10 whoa I don't know what the [ __ ] you drank okay I guess we can do that all day getting 10 per hit it doesn't really feel like a lot I guess if you put it on two weapons and they were like Fast scimitars or something or like fists the Beast Claws and you were doing a lot of hits I guess you would rack up runes oh I'm might hey crazier did I just hear like a someone's Rune sign be put down maybe that was a sound of my weapon I don't know that was weird unless there's a boss here oh that's where I heard it there's multiple who are you dry Leaf danne [ __ ] name needle Knight letter yeah you got to come up with a better name dude that sucks I'll summon Lea because she is like part of the lore she's the one that asked me to come in and fight in this place and she's the one leaving like hints of [ __ ] around so let's do that she seems cool I like her sword I want that sword I want her whole thing what's up needle Knight Lea Let It Go ha of Sullivan oh rolana what up you want to see double bunk okay maybe not want to see me Tri realize you damn she's fast she's like pontiff Sullivan mixed with the penetrator from Demon Souls waa that's cool I want that attack my God you have a lot of [ __ ] Health bully Buller wait willly oh what do a feeling there's a phase two oo that cut me in half like a piece of cheese you ha like Pon of Sullivan whoa [ __ ] [Music] yeah damn she's cool ow she's also a little [ __ ] I say it's three of us going up on her remembrance of the twin moonight oh that was cool oh wait sorry uh you going to [ __ ] gu do you think I can get her weapon well I'll tell you something for not and we're going to go find out I bet I can get those twin swords that would be a cool weapon to use I am Bonk though I got part of me wants to stick with the Bonk but part of me also wants to try [ __ ] out yeah rana's Twin Blade carrying light great swords embedded with blue glint Stone weapon of Rana the twin moonnight two swords is a single Armament when two-handing a straight sword engraved with Golden Flame will be carried in the left hand here and here alone where Moon and fire ever together that's like um the dancer of the Boreal Valley or there's a weapon in Dark Souls 1 that's kind of like that that Kieran gives you there's like twin blades who else it's kind of it reminded me of ponti Sullivan but also kind of like lady Maria um assume ready stance swords imbued with magic follow up with normal attack to cast Glenstone light waves or strong attack to perform a spinning attack that bathes the area with flame light waves can help or can have up to two follow-up casts with additional inputs rana's twin moons wait that means you're related to associated with a caran princess are you ral's sister incarnate overlapping twin moons which strike the ground one after another violently shaking the Earth with moonlight in her childhood she and her elder sister ranala met these moons overlapping as nestled against one another wow cool also I forgot that that means I can probably buy your armors right no oh yeah rana's Helm wait where's oh your armor okay it's hard to know who's is who's they're looking at the names who the other person I beat well it doesn't matter their stuff's not here cool cool ornate Helm of Rana the twin moonight fashioned from Silver steel ranala head of the royal family of karia was said to have given her younger sister who renounced her linear to chase after Mesmer a gift of lustrous black hair see youve Rana and rala in the same [ __ ] piece this is a nightmare um adorned with the lapis lazuli blue that is symbolic of carrier its Radiance is yet to fully fade gloves of Rand the twin moonight fashion from quality leather fashion from Silver Steel dope this is a cool armor set um what about the weapons wait so I can use this like this and then when I well I guess these don't go together at all but then when you two-hand it oh I want to try it out a little I mean I have enough [ __ ] to be able to boost all of these oh somra eight somra eight damn it's a strength deck intelligence Faith weapon you can't wield them properly though but it's cool to have I'm upgrading them because I I'm thinking about um some three four I one of all of these I'm thinking about if I want to Respec or anything these are cool to use Moon and fire stance that's such a cool thing and somra somra ancient I'm not going to do yet I also increased this one to plus 9 because I don't know if I can get more of those so I'll just leave it for now I do have black hair this is such a cool looking build like this outfit mixed with these swords the long braid um let me buy a bunch of stones wait how much faith and oh I only need three and one I mean I only have one level on me though let's see that'll be a [ __ ] long time before I am able to do anything with those um Castle Lord's chamber Castle instance checkpoint I have no idea which one of these I came from ooh [Music] ooh [Music] cool oh and that's why oh that is pontiff Sullivan stance oh I can't use it though cuz I don't have [Music] the I don't have the stats for it but that must be so sick what a [ __ ] weapon Dam damn okay I know I'm not using it right now but I do like trying it out I also do like this other armor better you know you just got to try out the new [ __ ] you just got to have fun wow sco Altus what's up my skoo why is all this black [ __ ] everywhere oh letter what up excuse me I got to read first I abandon here my heart where where's the heart hello again did you meet my compatriots they're quite the congregation from places as far and wide as you can imagine doubtless it have all come to blows at first glance were it not for the charm kimly Micha put upon us this is what allows us to serve together the work of a living God wondering about the horn sent are you true enough in any other the circumstance he be at our throats long ago Queen Marica commanded sir mesma to purge the tower f a cleansing by fire it's no wonder the Hornen holds the urr contempt that aside man is by nature a creature of Conquest and in this regard the tower folk are no different they were never Saints they just happen to be on the losing side of a wall but it's still a wretched shame okay monks missive May the best win that's cool Mika has said as much himself he wishes now to throw it all all away he says the ACT though undoubtedly painful will sear clean the Earth three's wanten sin the truth of his claim can be found at each cross it is evident enough to earn my belief okay there's a lot going on so maybe I'm not following but why we haven't seen why Micha wants to do all of this yet what happened like in the story trailer which I thought would play before you got to the DLC wow I wanted to walk out into the sun CU it was so beautiful looking uh micho was saying that marica's betrayal summon a God or something like that and you see her holding up the golden strands wa that guy looks so ominous in the distance oh hey one of these on a tree or a tree and a horse I was thinking of the tree Sentinels that were on horses everybody thinks they're cool on a horse until they get [ __ ] knocked on their ass everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth God this is so [ __ ] cool oh I love these so much I love fantasy settings so much sko alus oh my God this this is a DLC most developers would be happy to put this out as a full game it's crazy it's such [ __ ] value for money oh look at that over there sorry you're in my way way you're all [ __ ] Mesmer freaks anyway Mesmer stands Mesmer apologists who knows maybe he came and destroyed the land for a reason I mean obviously for a reason but I mean maybe when you hear the reason you're like or maybe not maybe it's just [ __ ] awful the scorched buildings are kind of cool though Church of the Crusade those stripped of the grace of gold shall all meet death in the Embrace of mes flame who are you oh Fire Knight queline do you like this jump L one spam whoa okay that's a cool spear though I want it you going to try and heal little baby want to heal words graceless Heathen Thou shalt not evade the flame of why is that voice so familiar I thought that was God speaking to me this is [ __ ] cool looking wait can that fire kill you did you die by fire no you got killed by Quine okay fire can't hurt me it's not even fire is it weird scoo um what did he give me he gave me an amulet didn't he or Talisman uh this one raises attack power after defeating enemy eh that's okay I guess blessed bone Shard whose bones I got to find out Shard of bone with a golden shine materially used for crafting items a bone fragment touched by the gold of the scadu tree broken from the remains of the Warriors who perish in the realm of Shadow a blessing such as this is said to be the greatest honor that can be granted to the Dead H okay says who the people in power will say a whole bunch of [ __ ] nonsense to make you die for their cause it's called brainwashing yeah it's the greatest honor it's like [ __ ] Odin telling people they will go to Valhalla if they die in battle it was basically like yeah go fight my stupid Wars for me and you too will get something amazing we don't want we don't want to IGN ourselves can I go left down here oh yeah to the big flame boy oh my God is he bigger than the last ones or am I seeing like a forced perspective kind of thing no he seems about the same okay anybody else trying to make moves on me from this Camp cuz you guys are going to be really annoying to fight if I start fighting this guy cool oh did you get grappled oh double bunk you got put in the furnace Bud wasn't very smart was it well I didn't mean to oh Christ please tell of you guys can be hurt by that guy oh this timed my jump and they sure can get him double bunk get him ow I jumped and I was [ __ ] hit midair and then my head hit the wall big knocky big knocky oh my God where the [ __ ] did your face go big knocky 66,000 damage is [ __ ] nuts oh man your shit's all up there okay now it's down that's good uhoh I almost had that guy two charged r2s are way more effective than jump l1's send those words to somebody who doesn't play video games see what they think it means what oh man did you see that camera all Tasmanian devil on me God he look like he's wearing Malik's armor maybe I'm just seeing things Twin Blade though pretty sick Black Knight armor well I guess we'll get to figure this out right now won't we armor worn by the Black Knights Servants of Mesmer the Impaler it's all Mesmer though the engraving above the heart is a sco tree design dude that sounds like a stucy or supreme or something it is etched in Gold a small consolation to those forced to wage a war without Grace or honor dude sucks to be you yeah I'mma pop one of these bad boys but if you kill me again pretty much nothing I can do about it except [ __ ] and moan um let's go around the music here is awesome [Laughter] oh oh hello just the man I was looking for uh-oh oh W ow I was going to say yeah I got moves here we go okay H here we go okay oh my God that almost killed me again that is [ __ ] bull shyer like how does this work uhoh Jesus that came out in like a big Fireball that killed me can't wait for this video to come out and everyone be like Sean doesn't realize all you do is this and the guy goes down yeah you're right I don't know that all you do is this oh double bunk okay now he went down okay maybe I should have to do it three times no there you go all right now I'm going to walk really far away cuz you're probably going to do a [ __ ] thing I'm scared I'm so scared okay I don't know what I'm doing ow I thought I dodge that uhoh when the timing's off the timing's off and you just know it uhoh Jesus Christ oh maybe I should just get on torrent and [ __ ] flee Flee for your lives at that point no into the furnace no the flame the heat it's too much don't kill me you [ __ ] hairy ball sack you were so close to being dead so annoying I'm going to go explore a little then I don't want to fight that guy again I don't want to keep losing my Rune ARS hello a [ __ ] a bear bye you [ __ ] a bear whoa that's a lot of sunshine Sun fight in my shadow realm it's more likely than you'd think [ __ ] bear didn't even know I was there he didn't know what was going on he was still looking for salmon o place down there that means I'm only missing like two crosses right maybe maybe I miscounted I wonder how I get down there also I realized that there's a way across over here that'll probably get me to the dragon so I was searching in the wrong area and oh and then that gets you over there o I should go do that there's also W bam Jesus look how much area there is this DLC is massive it's kind of overwhelming at the moment [ __ ] I remember playing the base game the first time and those bears were so [ __ ] scary I still have some of that sort of like PTSD in me from that Shadow sunflower guess what you're in the view of the Shadow Sun oh there's a castle down there what's all that what's down there wonder if there's even anything over here or if I'm just absolutely wreaking havoc on the bear population for no reason whoa that's a big bear [Music] you know we got to do it to him me when bear is huge do you have a Golden Crown oh no you have horns rala the great red bear okay so you're a mini boss there you go that's what we like to see that's what we like to see we got him on the ropes dude you may think you're strong but nothing beats bonab bill because you go a [ __ ] ground Pelt of rala ooh oh there it is the Pelt of rala the great red bear worn upon the head without modification enhances incantations of what is jokingly called bare communion this untreated hide one at the end of a bloody bout is just the thing to make a wild bear out of a warrior hell yeah it looked a lot bigger when it was on him do you think Bears won't face me now oh they will no cool if you had immunity to Bears what you doing standing up like the Power Ranger Megazord from the movie although it boosts incantations and I don't use those [Laughter] so this one's so silly wait what happens if jeez there a little cape on it anyway it's silly why are they doing that uh let me go back to this where am I I never [ __ ] know anymore ooh that was a risky bisy can I get down there with the greatest of ease this is high enough right oh why are the worms pissed at me I think there was one of these in another area that I didn't pick up I think I passed it while fighting [ __ ] and didn't go back whoa mini her tree minor her tree even as they would call them in the other area the lands between heal from AAR cool looks really [Music] weird what's out here [Music] wow so much to see I'm like a child discovering the world for the first time oh that changed a lot when I jumped out here dude I am so [ __ ] lost there's so many places to go it's like you know when you're in limb grave and certain areas it's like yeah it's just a big flat plane area like there's not a whole lot there oh hello oh you guys did the forager brood oh that's why he said don't attack they're not your enemy oh sorry I [ __ ] murdered one of them them I'm not fighting you bird [ __ ] I don't care yeah limb grave has a lot of areas that are just like big flat area well most of them but they compared the this DLC to like the size of limb grave but this is so much more vertical and dense and there's so much [ __ ] everywhere R base there's this is where you got to do a bunch of row oh and that's how I get over to that one oh see what I mean a lot of the other places in the main game are like yeah you can just get to there from here and there from here but this one is like you got to like loop around a whole bunch let me go explore back here and see what there is oh I have 196,000 on me maybe I should level up ooh ooh there's only two blessings every time now or was it always two blessings I think I needed three levels in faith yeah so two more and I should be able to do it the other swords even though I'll probably switch back to these anyway but I want to see the attack properly I'm putting more stuff into my regular stats now doesn't really do a whole lot [Music] H nice got some flasks back oh hey first time seeing one of those in here oh oh you're just miss begotten I don't know why you looked completely different when I saw it looked like old women in [Music] hoods wait where did that other one go there you are get back here you penis man dude destroyed his whole [ __ ] Legacy damn light work easy yeah I'm just cool like that hear another Scarab oh cave Tao's ruined Forge you can just say anything in these games swimmy gamma goo's house cool love that guy oh this is the thing from the trailer it's like piping lava up hit them where they're weakest in the booty hole okay I'm back in skadoo alus again but I guess turns out they're weakest everywhere something down there if I go down there can I get back up oh I can't I'm always nervous about dropping down to these places cool cool epic I didn't think that from the trailer would just be a ah a part of a cave though I thought it was going to be part of like a main structure nice cave you got here ow oh hit you were your weakest right in the [ __ ] back ow so weird looking so dead looking now what's the lore behind that why you got a weak SP a weaks point Smith script axe uh axe engraved with a Smith script throwing weapon created through the smithing Arts EX cute a strong attack o That's oh yeah these are like you can like throw them that's your strong attack but you just have infinite of them that's cool I wish it was a weapon art though I wish you could like hold it up as a weapon well not to use FP but like hold it up and just keep throwing them instead of having to do this animation like they chained together how's the scale on Jesus strength decks faith and intelligence as well okay cool do you think I can make that only one stupid way to find out oh easy easy bubble bubble toil and trouble oh they went down here in the trailer so I thought there'd be something down here but I guess it's just to look cool which I mean if I'm being honest does look very cool Smith script great hammer not able to throw that am I Gas Stone fart Stones um great hammer and Grave dismiss GP execute a strong attack or dashing strong attack to spin and fling the great hammer you can you throw it cool dude that's going to make some really [ __ ] dope PVP builds people are going to be like running away from each other and flinging axes at one another I can't wait to see that this reminds me of a dungeon in tears of the Kingdom um I go over there I have to jump back down to get across but I can do that ouch ouch Jesus okay I'll go down here then oh God it's so much worse I can fix it I can fix it oh my God oh my [ __ ] dizzy days bro oo ancient dragon oh my God anent Dragon smithing Stone hell yeah that was worth getting don't even need to fight them I also died right before that so I can't get my runes back 100K down the drain no problem I [ __ ] love that woohoo he's got some wrestling moves oh God who else is hitting me oh my God stop overshooting the jump there you go two too many [ __ ] this is [ __ ] annoying don't hit me again don't hit me again this guy's so close to being dead okay thank God H and then they just fall like dominoes don't you just love that oh [ __ ] Christ how you going to come down here with your [ __ ] crockpot my God hit them where they're weakest is so annoying there you go right do this so that actually does decent damage Mercy down down down down down down pretty woman walking down the street this is [ __ ] good Stones though good Stones can I just jump down here wee life's all about doing things before you even ask yourself should you be doing them and then regretting them all later much more of a doer than a thinker oh where are we going so many stones it's wonderful where am I shortcut a oh it flips it that's cool now do you think I can run down it to somewhere else possibly I think so oh can I even get down to it here now oh Lord no that's some pretty [ __ ] sick level design you think there's something down here there's a gap in the wall oh my God this must be so [ __ ] hot you know what would be cool is if it went down and there was like a door that went like in the lava and split the lava in half so it like spill down either side of the door and then you were able to go down through it through it so there was like lava either side of you what the [ __ ] did this do for me Isn't that just the start oh maybe over there I haven't been Jesus it's hard to see those stones maybe I turn off the lava nope tud the Golem Smith oo nice Stones I can't believe the end of the area was right next to the start of the area that was cool I think there's probably a couple of things I missed in there but that in terms of resources in terms of useful resources you get from something that's one of the best areas I've ever gone into in this [Music] game that was legit that was legitness yeah it was okay let's blow this Popsicle stand this place is tapped oh there's a lot of blobbies around it don't matter lobbies go bye-bye you had a weird like mole face I no you don't have like a mole on your face that's fine I mean you look like a mole the hell was that you do some [ __ ] [ __ ] over there it's a [ __ ] crazy blood magic hey you don't get to stand back there and not be oh formless mother they worship the same thing as MOG worships that's what he always does with his knee heel attack he stabs it into the air hello there have some sort of debuff on me or is it a buff what do I have on me hey guys what's going on dude who are you even fighting ow Jesus [ __ ] hell calm down daddy Blobby the big bobus the big cheese I need to Stager you yeah I do oh I have the thing on that when I cause bleed my attack power goes up that's the buff I'm getting blood fiend's arm dude I'll take a cheap fight anywhere I can get it oh cleaning up your sloppy seconds all right what is blood fiend's arm is that a weapon somebody still alive oh it's your weapon so you guys are called blood fiends um weapon used by the blood fiends an arm pulled from the corpse of one of their kin and wielded as a makeshift weapon having been Sanctified by a blood ritual this Armament is capable of spraying blood stored within when executing a strong attack skill endure well shouldn't the skill be something blood related thought that would be cool [ __ ] all right nice lots of cool new weapons to try out it's very different than their other DLCs though where like in in bloodborne to access the DLC you need to kill Vicor Amelia so you can get there relatively quick in terms of the whole game like the first third and like Dark Souls 3 how do you access the DLCs in that game I can't [ __ ] remember you get to the snow area anyway it feels like getting to the DLC in this game is way late and you have to fight a really hard boss to get it like mogs I know I kind of trivialized them at the start of this video but I'm also using a pretty stupid build um so Mug's not he's no pushover especially with the type of build you want to do it almost feels like you should make a build that's easy and then beat him and then resp to the one you want after you get the weapon in the DLC you want cuz that's really what it's all about is getting the weapons you want quicker oh I looped around cuz the great Stars I got them like right at the start of the playthrough I was still getting like my ass beat because I was there a bit too early but I didn't have to fight any bosses to get there hey I haven't seen one of these guys in a while how's it going bud dude I just do [ __ ] obnoxious damage even without having to oh come on that's silly that shouldn't have happened your legs aren't blocked are they nope here it comes okay there it goes nice dude having those characters fall over like that must be a [ __ ] to plan for in the coding like all the Collision detection that needs to happen with the size of the environment knock his ass over something still s nice and the shadow area is pretty cool huh item thought I saw a shiny thing mind I'm seeing things let me get my piece of map to see how much it uncovers how big this area is are you the blocked well the stones said you had to break the stones to get through do I have to huh do I have to find them I'm so confused and it's been ages since I read that guy's thing so I can't remember what it said may you have to look for stones that look like this somewhere else it's like the um getting into some of the towers and you have to find the invisible Turtles nice okay so not that much bigger over here ah that means you can't actually get I mean maybe I teleport there but I was I thought the tree would be like at the edge of the land I guess not me explore these ruins Temple Town ruins any need tiia Mariners in this place these guys are all so easy and they're not really posing a threat to me so feel like I'm just going to ignore them like killing them isn't doing much for me anything around here there must be something over in these places howdy boys could some a double BN and just let him loose the wolf is loose Spirit gravestone I need nicka crosses around nice haven't gotten one of those in a while either how do we get over there oh that's where I was did I go to that check yeah I must have it's uncovered on my map there's also an area further like down like a lower level at the start that I had seen and then didn't find a way down there th has to be more to this place than I'm seeing that would have been cool if I could accomplish that [ __ ] rder fruit really all right how do I impregnate the [ __ ] as Braun from Game of Thrones would say first off too high up piss off doggy piss off I'm a [ __ ] Legend I am a legend there's a hole in the wall right here oh man look nobody point that out I'm still a legend I did it cool way cooler than the game wanted me to uh-oh uh-oh this is bad oh it's so bad go double bunk fulfill my wishes oh damn he came in [ __ ] swinging all right I probably have to go up let me have a Goosey Gander around here first see this is why you check your Corners this is why you killed that guy all right let's go double bunk onwards upwards forwards Beast blood Beast blood is such a bloodborne thing oh there's a thing right there you know it's going to be decent cuz it's a different color I'll get it later or completely forget anything can happen oh there's a thing in the wall over there am I going there you think we're fighting a boss oh my cape's all red cool yeah the blood of my enemies it's nice sword you have would be a shame if someone pooped on it almost [ __ ] died Christ they have a cool sword I want a cool sword let's face it I'd get a cool sword and then not use it two-handed sword Talisman uh sounds like something that could be useful enhances attacks at two-handed weapons depicting a warrior two-handing a sword the horned warriors were fitting figureheads for the military might of the tower they kept watch over their DEA attacks slashing through any and all foes sweet all right Egon C down lad I'm coming in a second though like [ __ ] I have my own life or igon whatever your name is no more please spare me your cruelty huh please spare me please bro I'm not here to hurt you um there was a thing up here grave bird bracelets cool I want to see what this Tower is lighted on fire the Towering Inferno sorry bird [ __ ] you guys are just way too annoying suppressing pillar suppressing what suppressing everyone's Gay Thoughts in the shadow realm can't suppress mine ooh nice the very center of the lands between all manners of death wash up here only to be suppressed wow damn oh so that's the shadow Tower over there I guess it would be the center can I see that bowl thing from here oh it's the middle of the mountain cool all right I get down over there [Music] where's the dead Dragon over there okay jumping off yeah let's see how that worked [Laughter] out this fun though damn what a sick view what a cool looking game what a sick way to fight e I love that just a tower just a place to go look at pretty scenery pretty dumb scenery see it's just funny every time is that back to my great site yes okay so now I should come upon the church here right I don't know how I of this [ __ ] place connects Jesus Christ me har leap I still need to get there or maybe it's not even there maybe it's like down here that doesn't make any [ __ ] sense oh Jesus all right let's just scope it out you know just have a look see all right you actually just go down [Laughter] there [ __ ] me I'm I'm trying way too hard to get there and all I had to do was come back to the [ __ ] start area follow this road can't check my [ __ ] map now yeah I started the game over there oh that was that church I went to oh right that was the one at the start after I got the Beast Claws from the guy oh that's dumb what are these mushrooms red flesh mushroom I kept seeing them and I never picked one up up yeah cuz I came down here and I saw the mountain in the distance how did I not see all this [ __ ] so maybe over in this corner that makes so much more sense how I found that church yeah I even fought all you guys well this is definitely not it I am so confused about how to get to this area yeah that's the lower area that I was talking about I said there was a lower area near the beginning of the game that I didn't get to so how do we get down there I don't [ __ ] know this is going to be one of those things like when you get to Ronnie's the end of Ronnie's Quest at the Moonlight alter place and it's like actually it was really easy to get there you just didn't do the quest yet yeah I feel like the way to get there is completely different I think that's I think it's a red herring from this point I think he get to it from a completely different [Music] Zone have I just been down there already I'm going to kill someone is this just that area if I go left till I see the big fire guy what do we have down here Demi humans okay we need to get the double Bonks out okay maybe get rid of you first both of you [ __ ] okay we need to up the anti real quick demium Queen Mara another [ __ ] Mara type name you're weak as [ __ ] though that's so easy bye double bunk Starline sword oo I'll take that though causes blood loss buildup oh it looks so cool it looks like a sword Vampire Hunter D would have sword encrusted with a line of stars fashioned from small pieces of crude Glenstone weapon of the demium Swordsmen when bestowed with this Weapon by their Queen The Swordsman swear to find the truth that lies at the end of the procession of stars On's line of stars Imus sourc sorcerous energy into the Glenstone line for enhanced slashing attacks repeated inputs allow for up to two follow-up attacks each dealing greater damage than the last that's not as cool as I thought it would be it's still really cool but I thought it was going to be longer anyway I'm curious to see what type of builds people make with the new talismans I feel like those are going to double up really well with some weapons I think that's all to find down here there's not many landmarks to go by oh hold on can I get up on top of this aha cool it's the simple things great grave glove warart I did get some new spirit Ash guys who did I get this guy Asher remains in which Spirit dwells taou the Golem Smith Spirit of the stal wart Stone Golem who launches his own fists tou was sad or said to be the run of the litter and the first to stop moving he was K the deity of smithery H demium swordsman Yos is that a new one I got as well thought I got more than that oh well oh this is how I use the cross Maps oh my God maybe there's a million of them I don't know what this means one at the bridge one on the left and one to the right I think that means uh one on the bridge one on the left and one on the right okay so I got those then that's another one down there so that means there's one to the right of the bridge or maybe it's this and going that way I think this man has lost his [ __ ] mind and so have I trying to find how to get across to this area and I guarantee you I'm searching in vain like it's something completely different in a different area at a different time that I get to with like a spirit spring or something like that that I can't actually just get there from where I am now I need to stop [ __ ] looking okay I have enough stats now to show off this thing damn that's cool and what if I do this whoa my legs each lies a bloody ruin dude you are really harsh in the vibe right now ba V Ba OH oh Terror incarnate there is life in me yet I will soon Feast upon your heart mark my words you too shall know fear this dude sounds like he belongs in the lighthouse across Willam defo oh we've CM down now okay what's he talking about Bale Christian Bale did this to you I want you off the [ __ ] set you prick kind of [ __ ] let me unequip this and equip this ancient dragon man where's he at oh there he is oh he's got a tail oh he's got one of [Music] them dude that [ __ ] thing rules what about the attacks I mean come on that's sick what she give me oh was it ancient dragon man that's all you [ __ ] got pizza chit this weapon [ __ ] rules it's not very bunk but I don't [ __ ] care anything can be Bonk if you're brave enough ooh that looks like an important to Tower why didn't they go into that Tower it's right next to this wait or did I go into that Tower I can't [ __ ] remember it's only been a day and I can't remember [ __ ] of what I did oh I wasn't two-handing it yeah so the other one does enhances attacks with two-handed weapons so that means like one sword in two hands right it doesn't mean a weapon in each hand certain ailments are trigger this t uh raises attack power when a spirit you have summon dies raise attack power after each critical hit raises attack power after defeating an enemy whatever yeah sure did I go in there I miss this dragon's pit ooh Brad Pit's brother so I wonder if cuz the weapon is awesome but because I've have so much strength if I took some of that back to say like 60 and put 14 into decks would it be good I don't know I never know how these things scale yet be wary of surprise attack I'm always weary of surprise attacks oh the move set is chef's kiss on this thing dude you can put some [ __ ] serious damage down range with this thing real fast it's a cool oh [ __ ] cool charge R to as well and it's just doing fire damage anyway there's another route back the other way as well but I'm picking this one first whoa okay okay ow ow oh God heal I was worried one of those arrows was going to get me it's a shame you can't really do you know how my jump attacks I can slam with both you can't really do that with this oh what that boy a little taste of fire for you well that was [ __ ] I love that stance oh wait I forgot that that that's how they do it that's the sound they make too okay let's see what kind of damage this does like this [ __ ] so how long do I does it power up more the longer I hold it said as you hold your stances maybe I should put on the armor for it I mean it's worse but not by a whole lot just so we look the part so we can be Rana [ __ ] yeah that [ __ ] rules yeah that [ __ ] rules to the max I lay a ungodly fire upon you like I don't think it's as strong as the great stars together but and does have [ __ ] [ __ ] I was trying to dodge but for some reason it wasn't working I it doesn't have any stagger potential but I think in terms of like the two hits with the great stars does a lot of damage but I think because they're so slow that it's not doing as much let me get me roonies there's a lot of [ __ ] fire going on right now woo nice [ __ ] yeah that was awesome be brave show no fear for what time for jumping jumping off required a hit ooh ooh excellent It's been a long time be since they've done something like that uh let me replenish some FP without having to use a flask cuz you had areas like that going to fight the Four Kings or going into the abyss in seiro and it's always really cool I'm glad they put one in I missed those ancient dragon man dude ancient dragon man is pissed and I [ __ ] hurt a lot okayo that's so cool I also want to see double Bonk use it this is like Moon Veil on steroids yeah get him get his ass this is so anime what a [ __ ] sick move set ow what a bunch of [ __ ] if I had great Stars I would have won that but what can you say I go on the [ __ ] ground without it thank God there's a steak of Marica here get him boys get him boys here we go ult timate fire yeah [ __ ] him up ultimate fire here we go woo woo attack combo goes on forever get him double bunk don't let him heal woohoo nice [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] Dragon Hunter's great Katana well Dragon Hunter goes great into [ __ ] ground oh those are nothing o door where do this go ooh we're going further even further Beyond oh my God that's how I do it well you know what that's enough for now sorry I could keep [ __ ] playing all day but I need to be able to cut myself off so cool I'm so glad we're trying out a new weapon let me know what you think let's SC do that like button thank you for watching and I'll see you tomorrow

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Published: Sat Jun 22 2024