Elaine's Mannequin Lookalike | The Pie | Seinfeld

hey oh hey elaine what go like this what what do it do it what this like like this oh yeah it's you what's me there's a clothing store downtown they got a mannequin in there that looks exactly like a lady oh get out it's not kenny it's like they chopped off your arms and legs dipped you in blasting then screwed you all back together again and stuck you on a pedestal it's really quite exquisite grandma what's the name of the store with the mannequin we're in etsy i'm going down there yeah wait i'm going to go with you i got to get a new suit i got a second interview with mackenzie and i think i'm really close they're all taking me out to lunch on friday all right you're gonna need this keep it [Applause] exactly like me it's like some pod landed from another planet to cook your body don't fall asleep elaine what's going on here how do you think this happened whoa look at this this is a beautiful suit huh you think that could be a coincidence george is is that possible you are perfect for that suit you think so um ex excuse me where did this come from i don't know you you really think this looks okay on me fabulous perfect fit and it's the last one we have uh i'm i'm sorry you you can't tell me where the mannequin came from i told you i don't know well um is there somebody around here i could talk to who would know why isn't it obvious this mannequin looks exactly like me did you just swallow your eyes at him because let me tell you something if anybody should be rolling their eyes it is me at him about you i think maybe you're flattering yourself that mannequin is wearing a 1200 gautier dress oh what what are you saying that that i'm not good enough for this hideous dress listen natasha i wouldn't be caught dead wearing your crummy little euro trash rags i'll meet you outside what is her problem ah what can you do so i made a little list of people who might have made the mannequin you know possible suspects yeah all right go ahead okay all right well there's this blind guy at a party i was at and he felt my face for a really long time you know to see what i look like he almost put his finger up my nose okay okay i'm not gonna tell you the rest of the list oh because i didn't think the blind guy did it because you have an attitude [Music] do i know you no you don't yeah you were wearing a g-string in one of those bras with points the mannequins oh i got to see this thing boy the resemblance is uncanny you think you can pose me however you want that's my ass in your window it's our store and our mannequin we can do whatever we want with it you take that mannequin down right now or or i am pressing charges yes this is my attorney oh yeah what law am i breaking uh well i believe there's some legal precedent uh winchell versus mahoney uh-huh uh the charlie mccarthy hearings uh-huh are you taking this down i'm getting the manager jerry get the car what are you doing just get the car elaine is your legal counsel i i must advise against this something i have to tell you what uh well there's someone else someone else yeah yeah who is she her yeah there she is that's my gal you're a liar i've seen her in here before she's not your girlfriend no olive look i'm sorry well why is she wearing her underwear uh well it's a style yeah okay well i guess we're gonna go for a drive now she uh really loves that [Laughter] so you

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Length: 5min 12sec (312 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 07 2022