Eating at the Worst-Rated Buffet I Could Find on Yelp | One Star Reviews

mysterious rolls sushi oh man I did sound good man I don't know if I get you doll of this man so quite often during the week I meet my friend cooler the dong for lunch and he's got a hell of a particular diet it does have what is it celiac for example I don't think he can do dairy can't do any sort of gluten shellfish I think is a big No so I was thinking what better place to go than a buffet featuring foods from all sorts of cuisines [Music] all right I just stumbled upon royal hibachi buffet whoa food not fresh and it doesn't taste it even tastes old am warning you might get incredibly sick after eating there whoa now let's check out their website Asian mitad - runyen mediterranean mid crannium my brand well I'm gonna go meet up with cooler and we're gonna head to New Jersey [Music] I don't know if we time that one right maybe I gotta do that again so those watching in their homes right now might not really know exactly who you are yet I've done this in that dynast let's do a little bit of it all you know I mean they're gonna understand they already know the impact I made on them on the hip-hop game you know what I'm saying so I'm you can you ask about like what happens if the food isn't good I mean basically man you know if I eat some that I can't really my body can no longer process I get I could get potentially very sick line my stomach goes to war with itself crazy starts going on it's not a good situation suddenly the gravity of this whole situation hit me hard I didn't want to get cooler sick but I needed to get to the bottom of some of these one-star reviews cooler didn't say anything but I could tell he was nervous we didn't speak for the rest of the car ride out to Jersey until yo cannot pee before we go in there I had to pee as well we'll figure it out after we figured it out it was time to fill our stomachs the Royal hibachi buffet royal hibachi grill and buffets no oh there is a royal what do you think happened to the Royal part of the sign maybe the Queen of England came and was like yo nah like royal or not we needed to get an IRL review have you ever eaten it the hibachi grill the grill is it good a little salt too much salt be careful out there sorry we don't do the videogames we appreciate the offer from go have a good fish man [Music] yes what cool little Gong good to meet your brother before we got down to the feasting chef Mosin took us on an exclusive tour of the grounds we got six huddle fair bars here what is this is a butte for such no point inside what SOI about find one mac and cheese every day daily it's fresh look at this cheesy no it's really good look at it and what's this with the cheese this is why you want me nice and steamy people love it you know a lot of the things yeah so people have actually gotten married yeah they get them out of here love it so we have very special wings here Wow ceilings nice and steamy winds we have big places never anyways you also have right right yeah you got opportunities this one that dominates a very nice sports with that we're about to get Demi blazed up in here you are the Buffy kinda buffet double breaking the buffet claim by faking yeah the man behind the curtain the newly crowned king gave us his blessing as cooler and I went out to put the buffet to the test and I might have diarrhea tonight but it's all for the love of the content you should have still sticky goes this one got mad stains on it this plate all the clean places is just kind of you know I don't forget we're in dirty Jersey baby let's do it grab one of these little crab units I'm gonna try this you mentioned they want some veal sausage a little bit smack I don't want none of this mom and pop like two potatoes on it both kicking butt a lettuce in there definitely mixing a lot of flavors here bok choy baby you know how we do it I feel like I'm like on top of the world right now I feel like I'm being treated like a king right now I did notice in the kitchen that there was a like a sink that said vegetables or something yeah then I looked inside of it it's just this big giant crab yeah but just but you're not taste does it tastes a little fishy errs at our age - sorry the French bars taste great I hope there's no bread coating and nose why don't we head back out there and get some more round - let's do it man I feel things going on in my stomach already baby try some chicken and broccoli [Music] things I do for you guys [Music] you feel the heat I feel it I feel being surveilled you know I read look cooler I'm going for the sushi I don't even know what this is [Music] oh man I did sound good man I don't know if I get Udall this man not gonna live having a little bit of difficulty right my stomach goes to war with itself crazy starts going on and just as the war was starting the buffet King reemergence what something's out for you guys yeah but we had no room for sweets I don't ever want to eat again in my life I was on a mission and I wasn't sure how I was going to go because if history has taught me one thing it's that kings do not take kindly to criticism so in general like the internet nowadays you know can almost like everyone you know it goes and complains online and they hide behind their computer like I can imagine we have we have this comments a lot there's a lot of haters out nothing exactly you know would you want to address a couple of the reviews we wrote a couple down just for you to kind of set the story straight would you be interested yes we do a couple them yeah so someone says food tastes old AF which I guess means you know I bet you this person he Nevada here got it the chicken was absolutely hard and cold discussing a raw we have average an average to 100 be able to 400 be bleeped in here a day I mean if somebody see that chicken bag why can we get at least 300 of you back but why we can get 100 review bag why can we get 50 review bag you understand so we when it gets one out of 400 here's the last thing I want to bring up he said gross oh no sorry no sorry that's the wrong one sorry um absolute look with the chicken yeah not create language sorry I'm infuriated that I even attended this restaurant buffet not fair everyone if you want to be high class and you want to be a gourmet restaurant and gourmet food you go to the high-class restaurants and you spend $500 you come in here and it's been 11 95 for lunch so you can make everybody happy at least I join do you have a message as a buffet owner what would you like to tell them yes I will tell everybody come check by yourself see buffet is 250 items you must like 1 item 2 item three items that fit your style of a buffet I will tell everybody who falls and kills us stop there I cry because it's not I will never do that to harm anybody not even my competition not even anybody so please stop doing this thank you so much you're having no thank you so much I appreciate it anytime soon that was uh that was real you know it's not easy running a buffet you can't keep everyone happy you can't keep every dish perfect you kind of broke it down he was honest and it's like you know you get what you pay for and you get what you put on your plate I feel like I'm gonna throw up had I got not everything and zeroed in on a couple items I probably feel a bit better right now but it's like you know I don't know man you saw my plaything I mean I could have been healthy they had the quinoa a watermelon thing I'd even try not in a shot on it I think I just like might have shard it that's what I was in order to got a little white I've been worried about that oh you like your steak well-done won't be here medium medium put look at this wow it's nice I mean eat good today are you gonna hide nice lunch today

Channel: VICE

Views: 3,961,815

Rating: 4.6738763 out of 5

Keywords: business, vice_videos:premiere, NYC, humor, funny, Reviews, dangerous, Awkward, owner, shitty, Yelp, host, angry, dry, one star reviews, worst reviews, one star, internet reviews, bad, horrible, dissatisfied, five star, customer service, criticize, critical, bad host, dead pan, vice, journalism, documentary, videos, culture, interview, film, movies, underground, vice videos, lifestyle, independent, vice guide, exclusive, vice mag, vice magazine, vice.com, world, documentaries, short films, docs, yt:cc=on, celiac

Id: fhDinQ01zTw

Length: 11min 21sec (681 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 19 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/SayJonTwice]

without watching it, how is this H3 related?