Dwayne Johnson Relives His Criminal Past

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PLEASURE. DID YOU EVER IMAGINE DURING THOSE DAYS WHEN YOU WERE REALLY JUST WEARING A PAIR OF UNIT PANTS AND HITTING PEOPLE OVER THE HEAD WITH FOLDING CHAIRS, THAT ONE DAY YOU WOULD BE SINGING IN AN ANIMATED DISNEY FILM? >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, NO, NOT AT ALL. I MEAN, LOOK. HERE WE ARE, WE'RE ON THE SHOW, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IT, THE MOVIE'S GETTING READY TO COME OUT. AND SO I WAS ON MY WAY TO CHINA. THIS IS TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO, ON MY WAY TO CHINA. WITH MY AGENT, GETTING READY TO PROMOTE A MOVIE. WE'RE GETTING READY TO GO ON THE PLANE. HE GOES, GOT TO TALK TO YOU. HE GOES, SIT DOWN. I'M LIKE, OKAY. SO I SIT DOWN. AND HE GOES, THIS JUST CAME IN. IT'S BEEN IN DEVELOPMENT FOR YEARS NOW. THEY JUST OFFERED YOU THIS ROLE IN DISNEY. AND I WAS LIKE, WOW. HE GOES, YOUR CULTURE, POLYNESIAN CULTURE, WHICH GOT ME VERY EXCITED TO SHOWCASE OUR CULTURE. I'M LIKE, OH, THAT'S AMAZING. HE GOES, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I GOT TO SAY IT RIGHT BECAUSE THIS IS HOW WE OPERATE, WE ROLL, WE'RE TRUTHFUL ON THIS SHOW. HE GOES, "YOU'RE [ BLEEP ] SINGING." WELL, ALL RIGHT! THANK YOU SO MUCH. YES. LET'S DO IT. LET'S DO IT. >> Jimmy: DID THEY KNOW YOU COULD SING GOING IN? WERE THEY AWARE? DID THEY CHECK FIRST? [ LAUGHTER ] >> THEY DID, THEY DID THEIR DEEP DIVE RESEARCH. >> Jimmy: THEY DID. >> AS ONLY DISNEY DOES. THINK THEY HAD AN IDEA. BECAUSE I SANG BEFORE IN THE PAST. I WOULD COME ON -- PROBABLY COME ON HERE, WE'D SING A LITTLE BIT, SILLY, FUN STUFF. SO I THINK THEY KNEW MAYBE I COULD CARRY A TUNE. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> SO I THINK THAT WAS ENOUGH. THEN THEY HAD, OF COURSE, THE MASTERFUL LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA WROTE ALL OF OUR MUSIC. >> Jimmy: HE WAS HERE LAST WEEK AND HE SAID FOR THIS, THIS WAS LIKE HIS DREAM. HE NAMED HIS SON "SEBASTIAN" AFTER THE CRAP IN "THE LITTLE MERMAID." I MEAN, THAT IS -- THAT TO ME IS PROOF THAT THIS IS HIS DREAM. >> THIS IS LITERALLY HIS DREAM. BUT BY THE WAY, IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE FOR SO MANY OF US. HIS SON SEBASTIAN WAS BORN DURING THE MAKING OF "MOANA." OUR DAUGHTER JAS SIN WAS BORN DURING THE MAKING OF "MOANA." >> Jimmy: HOW OLD IS SHE NOW? >> 11 MONTHS OLD. AND I HAVE A DAUGHTER, SIMONE, WHO'S 15. HERE'S THE CRAZY THING. EVERY TIME I SEE "MOANA," IT STARTS OFF WITH BABY MOANA WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE MY 11-MONTH-OLD JASMINE. THEN SHE GROWS INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL 15, 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE MY OTHER DAUGHTER, SIMONE. IT'S A WHOLE -- I KNOW. [ AUDIENCE KIM KARDASHIAN A WCHW W. >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD SUE. >> I AM SUING. >> Jimmy: YOUR 11-MONTH-OLD TOO IS YOUNG -- HAS SHE SEEN THE MOVIE? >> SHE HASN'T SEEN THE MOVIE. WE CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW IT TO HER. SHE LOVES THE TRAILER. SHE HEARS MY VOICE IN IT SO IT'S A THING. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, YEAH. >> IT'S LIKE HONEY-COATED GRAVEL, YOU KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A DOUBLE-EDGED SWORD. YOU COULD GET IN A SITUATION, LIKE THE SONG "LET IT GO" IN FROZEN, KIDS LOVE YOU AND SING THE SONG SO MANY TIMES, OVER AND OVER, THEIR PARENTS BEGIN TO WANT TO KILL YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES. I'M WELL AWARE THAT THAT COULD HAPPEN, BY THE WAY, WITH THE SONG "YOU'RE WELCOME." WHO KNOWS. >> YOU'RE SHOOTING LIVE-ACTION MOVIE "JUMANJI," A NEW VERSION, IN HAWAII RIGHT NOW. >> YES, YES. >> Jimmy: AS YOU MENTIONED, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE FROM. WHAT IS IT LIKE SHOOTING IN THE PLACE YOU GREW UP? >> IT'S -- FIRST OF ALL, IT'S AWESOME. RIGHT? IT'S AWESOME. IT'S A DOUBLE-EDGED SWORD, RIGHT? THERE'S A SIDE A AND ON SIDE B. >> Jimmy: TELL US ABOUT THE SIDE B, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT SIDE A, WE WANT TO HEAR THE BAD PARTS. >> THE BAD PART IS YOU GO BACK TO HAWAII. FIRST ALL THE LOCALS -- I JUST HAVE TO SAY BRINGING A MOVIE OF THIS SIZE AND MAGNITUDE, THE JOBS IT CREATES FOR THE HARD-WORKING LOCALS, THAT'S AMAZING. >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT. >> THAT'S THE A-SIDE. THE B-SIDE IS AFTER EVERY DAY WE WRAP, THERE'S FANS ALWAYS WAITING, THERE'S INEVITABLY MORE COUSINS. I JUST GOT MORE COUSINS. >> Jimmy: YOU DID? >> GUY OUT, MY LOGISTICS GUYS WILL SAY, HEY, LISTEN, THERE'S TWO, THREE FAMILIES, YOU LOOK OVER THERE, THERE'S 20 PEOPLE ALL HOLDING THINGS AND BABIES AND ALL KINDS OF STUFF WAITING FOR ME TO SIGN. WHO THAT IS? THAT'S YOUR COUSIN FROM YOUR GRANDFATHER'S SIDE TEN TIMES REMOVED. I'M LIKE, I DON'T HAVE THAT, NO, THEY'RE WHITE. [ LAUGHTER ] HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? I'M LIKE, OKAY. MAYBE. BUT THAT'S THE OTHER SIDE TO THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. >> THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO TO HAWAII. >> Jimmy: THERE'S AN ISLAND, THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO, EVERYBODY BECOMES COUSINS EVENTUALLY, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. EVENTUALLY, YES. WE ALL BECOME COUSINS. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE PLACES YOU USED TO HANG OUT WHEN YOU GREW UP? THOSE LIKE SPOTS? >> YEAH, SO I HAVE BEEN -- I'M SURE I'VE TALKED ABOUT IT WITH YOU A FEW TIMES. GROWING UP AS A TEENAGER IN HAWAII, I USED TO GET IN TROUBLE A LOT, DOING THINGS I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DOING, ARRESTED MULTIPLE TIMES. SO I USED TO -- SO THE ANSWER IS YES. SO I FELT LIKE I NEED TO REDEEM MYSELF. I WENT BACK TO HAWAII. I HAD MY 15-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER SIMONE. HONEY, IT'S SUNDAY, IT'S OUR DAY OFF, WE'RE GOING TO GO TO ALL THESE PLACES THAT I DID BAD THINGS. I'VE GOT TO REDEEM MYSELF. >> Jimmy: WHAT? THIS SOUNDS LIKE A MOVIE RIGHT OFF THE BAT. >> I KNOW. WE'RE AT LEAST GOING TO DRIVE BY. I TOLD HER STORIES. BASICALLY IT'S LIKE THERE'S THE LESSONS HERE. SO HERE'S WHERE YOUR DAD, THIS PARTICULAR THING HAPPENED. >> Jimmy: WHAT? SEEMS LIKE A TERRIBLE IDEA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT IDEA. AT THE TIME. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO CALL ME BEFORE YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE IDEAS. >> I'LL CALL YOU NEXT TIME. ALL THE PLACES I DID BAD [ BLEEP ]. >> Jimmy: THIS IS DADDY'S FAVORITE CRACKHOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> OH MY GOD. >> Jimmy: NOT THAT BAD? >> IT'S NOT THAT BAD. FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY CRACK. [ LAUGHTER ] SO I USED TO WALK TO THE GYM WHEN I WAS A FRESHMAN. FIVE MILES. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> EVERYBODY SAYS, YOU WALKED FIVE MILES? I LITERALLY HAD TO WALK FIVE MILES TO THE GYM. MIDWAY POINT TO THE GYM IS A 7-ELEVEN. I USED TO STOP AT THIS 7-ELEVEN. I SWEAR TO GOD, EVERY DAY. I USED TO STEAL A KING-SIZE SNICKERS BAR. >> Jimmy: EVERY DAY? >> FOR ENERGY IS. I DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY, RIGHT? SO THAT'S WHAT I DID. I TOOK EVERY DAY, FOR ENERGY, KING-SIZED SNICKER BAR. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I TOLD MY DAUGHTER, I SAID, WHAT IF WE WENT, LET'S GO BACK TO THE 7-ELEVEN, LET'S GO IN THERE, LET'S GRAB A KING-SIZED SNICKERS. LET ME PUT $500 DOWN AND JUST SAY, "HERE, THANK YOU." THEN GO. SHE'S LIKE, ALL RIGHT, THAT'S KIND OF COOL, LET'S GO DO THAT. WE PULL UP. SHE'S LIKE, IS THAT -- AND I LOOK. IS THAT? YEAH. I THINK SHE'S SHOOTING UP DRUGS RIGHT THERE, HM, OH. I THINK RIGHT THERE. IT'S SO SKETCHY NOW. THIS PLACE. SO WE DID NOT GO IN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. THIS IS SOME LESSON YOU TAUGHT YOUR DAUGHTER. >> COME ON, HONEY! ? >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THIS RIGHT -- ON SECOND THOUGHT, WE'RE LEAVING. >> AND WE LEFT. >> Jimmy: YOU WOULD GO IN AND THESE MUST HAVE BEEN THE LEAST-OBSERVANT 7-ELEVEN CASHIERS OF ALL-TIME. >> YES. >> Jimmy: THIS GIANT BOY COMES IN EVERY DAY. MAYBE THEY WERE TOO SCARED TO SAY ANYTHING. >> I HAD PIMPLES ALL OVER MY FACE BECAUSE I ATE A SNICKERS BAR EVERY DAY, SUGAR. I HAD AFRO, AN AFRO. FIRST OF ALL, SAME PERSON, EMPLOYEE, EVERY DAY. SAME SHIFT. EVERY DAY. I GUESS IT'S KIND OF LIKE, IT'S A LITTLE LOCO. HEY. >> Jimmy: DID YOU BUY ANYTHING? PURCHASE ANYTHING? OR JUST GO IN THERE, TAKE THE SNICKERS BAR, AND LEAVE? >> NO, I HAD NO MONEY, THERE WAS NO RUSE. IT WASN'T A SOPHISTICATED MODEL I WAS WORKING WITH. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY! >> Jimmy: INSIDE THE CRIMINAL MIND OF DWAYNE JOHNSON, WOW. >> IT WAS JUST THAT. ONE DAY I LIVE TO COME BACK. IF NOT THAT ONE, A 7-ELEVEN. >> Jimmy: A DIFFERENT 7-ELEVEN. >> THIS IS BACK BEFORE I BECAME WHO I AM TODAY. >> Jimmy: THE AFI FILM FESTIVAL IS GOING ON ACROSS THE STREET FROM US. >> YES. YES, IT IS. >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE PREMIERE OF "MOANA," WORLD PREMIERE. >> IT IS THE WORLD PREMIERE OF "MOANA." THERE'S MONTHS AND MONTHS OF PLANNING THAT GO INTO THIS, RIGHT? THESE PREMIERES. TONIGHT THIS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST PREMIERES IN HOLLYWOOD EVER. OF ALL-TIME. ALL OF HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD IS SHUT DOWN. >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. >> FOR THIS PREMIERE. >> Jimmy: IT'S A NIGHTMARE. >> THERE'S GOING TO BE A SPECIAL PERFORMANCE OUTSIDE ON STAGE. SO WE THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO BRING ALL OF YOU WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT WILL BE FUN, RIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live
Views: 4,440,278
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Keywords: jimmy, kimmel, live, late, night, talk, show, funny, comedic, comedy, clip, comedian, dwayne, johnson, the, rock, wwe, wwf, wrestling, moana, disney, singing, hawaii, jumanji, crimes
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Length: 8min 36sec (516 seconds)
Published: Tue Nov 15 2016
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