-Alright, two rum cokes
and a whiskey. Anything else?
-Nah, man, I think we're good. -Cool.
[ Mid-tempo music plays ] -Oh, my God, is that Chuck?
-Oh, yeah. I haven't seen him
in, like, a year or something. -He looks great!
Hey, Chuck, come over here! -Chuck, get over here.
-Get over here, bud. -Ah. Hey, what's up, guys?
-You tell us. You've got this, like,
super magnetic vibe going on. -Yeah, everyone in here
is, like, checking you out. -Oh. [ Chuckles ]
Yeah, it's, uh -- It's probably
just my JNCO Longs. -JNCO Longs? [ Mid-tempo music plays ] -The new JNCO Longs from JNCO
are made with old JNCO jeans. But instead of
being wide and baggy, all the extra fabric
is redistributed lengthwise to the calf and shin areas. That's what makes them Longs --
JNCO Longs. -Maybe. I don't know. I think there's something else. -Oh! I got it.
You're taller, right? -Right! Yeah, you used to be
a smaller dude. And now you're
like 6'6" or something. -Probably just confused
by my JNCO Longs. You know, after all, JNCO Longs
do give me the confidence the conquer everything, from the brutes of the boardroom
to the babes at the beach. ♪♪ -Wait.
Did you have that surgery? -What surgery?
-Oh, yeah, that new surgery where they
break your legs in half and somehow make you taller? -Oh! That's a real thing.
I read about that. -Break your legs doesn't sound
like surgery to me. -Wait, wait, wait.
Chuck, the last time we saw you, you kept saying you needed
100 grand to transition. Is this the transition? -Dude, seriously? You're the whole Kickstarter for
"identity-confirming surgery." -Even as a kid, I always felt like I was born
into the wrong body. And that's
where you guys come in. -Right. So, where
are you going with this. -Chuck, you can't call that
a "transition"! -But it is.
A transition to being the real me --
6'6". -I'm spinning right now. -Okay. [ Chuckles ]
Let me explain. JNCO Longs are made
from old JNCO jeans. But instead -- -You basically stole
a bunch of money, dude. It's like fraud or something. -I forwarded that Kickstarter
to my whole family! And they're dirt-poor! -What do you want from me?
My JNCO Longs? You gotta get your own. -No, dude,
we want our money back! -[ Laughs ] Fat chance.
-Oh, my God, Chuck. -All of this so what, you could
dunk a basketball or something? -Pretty girl, not so smart. -Ugh!
-Oh! -Don't touch my face, ever! -You know, I'm actually
not allowed to run, jump, or even step on bugs.
Why? 'Cause most of my legs
aren't bone anymore. Okay, genius?
From my knee to my ankle, it's all papier-mâché
and snail shells, and they'll shatter
if I don't act right. -And that makes you happy? -Hell, I'd do anything
for my JNCO Longs. -Ugh!
[ Bones crack ] -Aah!
-Oh! -JNCO Longs.
[ Rock 'n' roll plays ]
