Dunkey Streams Donkey Kong 64 part 2

foreign hey excanisha hey fine dude [Music] hands together put your hands together he's the biggest he's the biggest this is a very small car she's the smallest one she can run up a tree and go up a tree you're the smallest khan hipping the hat she's the tiniest kong this kong is your medium size these the most medium size of a car you can't do that he's back again he's small to medium size he can do that apparently he can fly with his jet pack and shoot you with his monkey calm [Music] [ __ ] for you it's the biggest con ever made it's current so big that he's bigger than hill this car is in here [Music] again all right come on chat walnuts peanuts walnuts grapes melons oranges walnuts peanuts coconut cells hit you under here with the pineapple sale walnuts peanuts cashews almonds all different kings burger known burger no burger is not it doesn't fit the theme no not apples that doesn't coconut shell there you go there you go that's a good one [Music] oh you can't get up here well that's the end of the game thanks for watching everybody are you enjoying your dunky family reunion thank you video please stop oh please stop okay i'll play for the round [Music] to get past this yummy diddy car he's known to be incredibly strong [Music] oh well i can't beat this game [Music] time to rescue lanky kong monkey kong can rot in jail for all i care that [ __ ] flanky kong can burn in hell for what he's done say okay like donkey king thank you scramble you know i feel like i solved this before oh okay donkey kong 64 yeah hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey thank you check this out [Music] you know now that i'm playing this i always kind of wrote this one off it's kind of dumb i used to think this was a masterpiece then i went this is dumb but now it's back to being a masterpiece now it's just a funny it's just a funny game [Music] it's a dumb masterpiece it's a masterpiece of being dumb oh it's good uh get good actors out here it's like blinky kong that's what makes it such a good movie need donkey kong oh diddy you [ __ ] ape go through the portal go through the portal don't give me that don't say that go through the portal don't you [ __ ] say that to me get in there no you get in there i'll be i'll hit you hit your head with a banana i'll shoot you a hand with a banana i'll shoot you in the foot with a coconut i shoot you on the head with a big coconut all right sand kills did he come if diddy kong ever touch the sand he'll die this is why he can never go to the beach [Music] oh it's past your bedtime i'll try to beat it quick i only got to get 87 more bananas i think i can do that quick thank you suburb suburbia see how happy donkey kong gets when he brings out his gun because he has the blood of a killer [Music] drago [Music] get up there dude donkey no don't jump off don't jump off hit him with a grenade that missed kill him yeah classic boom oh wait that activates it again i was trying to deactivate it uh how do i deactivate it there [Music] am i gonna stream e3 yeah i think i win donkey kong or spaghetti and meatballs donkey kong or spaghetti and meatballs that's not even a that's not even an equal choice [Music] i would pick donkey kong [Music] i'd have to go with donkey kong guys don't look at her boobs [Music] don't look at her monkey boobs moderators ban anybody that's looking at her monkey boobs now don't look at these boobs either [Music] now that's piggy kong he went to jail later this is camelcon stop messing about all this sand is beginning to itch in here hold up camera okay i gotta get on top of his cage only diddy kong has this power [Music] oh no this is not no this is not the episode where donkey kong gets a haircut you're thinking of the tv show this is the video game this is a different thing was not canon because something happened oh yeah it turns out donkey kong talks like a caveman in this one so the show is not canon because he talks too good so that can never be real [Music] is a little bastard sometimes am i right or am i right sometimes he's a little bastard the musical numbers are not canon the musical numbers well the musical numbers were written by grant kirkhope who is the he did some of the soundtracks on donkey kong and david wise i believe he wrote some songs for the show so those are only half canon oh my [ __ ] [Music] who's chicken kong we haven't unlocked him yet [Music] we didn't get to chicken cars oh [Music] thank you jc are there goblins in this game that's a good question funny story about that actually they could never get in enough uh memory even with the added memory chip they could never get enough memory on this game to add in goblins it's always uh they had to leave it on the cutting room floor they had really good goblins all set for this game but they couldn't at the last second they had to take them all out that's why you'll see later when we enter the goblin arena hey dude in town keep up the work thank you silver and maybe they'll do a goblin cut later now this what i gotta do here i gotta fly through this golden thing i think you have to fly through it like three times see and now i've unlocked this character in back baby this is diddy kong's uncle ah freedom thanks diddy if you fancy a test of your flying skill okay i like this game now that that bird is in this i like this game before i hated this game but now that bird is in here i love this hey i can't fly any slower and you still can't keep up oh i hate this game oh i hate this game what am i doing oh here you are diddy i thought you got lost follow me around the level and fly through all the rings i leave behind thanks for all the laughs rainbow this is gonna be impossible is this gonna be oh my god all right now this is all right so far this is like a pie but wings jesus christ how did i not go through that get in there there you go there you go there you go yeah there you go there you go there you go oh come on yeah nice flying diddy now let's see what i can find you as a prize that's what they said jd carnegie so badass i remember at the start of the game cranky kong said bring him a banana medal and i'll get a gun or something hey he knows he has a cool head does this little one become the big mode [Music] when does this little donkey kong become the big mode much later we have to unlock vidcon now diddy kong's hat should say nintendo but it doesn't end this game i love you monkey man and that's very interesting maybe they were gonna put this on xbox [Music] can you do a top 10 hottest chicks in donkey kong thank you i might die here his hat was stolen by bowser that's an interesting theory all right donkey activate activate oh [Music] this hurts donkey kong so much to play this level what did that do oh i freed the camel oh thank you all i've got is this old banana take it i'm off home loving the content also happy birthday donkey i can't believe you're 12 years old already smiley face thank you lights out lopez it's so great to be 12 finally the big 12. i can finally drink a drink of beers huh hope your birthday is bananas thank you what can funky kong even do now what can he even upgrade you once you get your gun is he going to give me like a acog scope i remember this this thing is [ __ ] horrific this temple here this is really scary [Music] look how scary the doors are that's how you know it's gonna be scary remember when donkey kong was the best driver in japan you know i don't remember that but it sounds real pretty sure you're making that up but i'm gonna say that that's real [Music] 100 [Music] thank you car there can you come in and give me a hand wow you already unlocked lanky kong you get the whole family right off the bat at a time get the whole donkey kong cast of characters now this is lava oh donkey kong and bowser and skylanders i do remember that that was one of the most iconic moments in gaming this guy's a little purple [ __ ] all right how do i do this there we go [Music] wake up camera [Music] i don't know why that worked but it did work you learn something every day if you if a camel spits into a thing of lava it turns into water look it up it's all based on real science thank you drum runner now we gotta kill this guy who plays the spaghetti trombone i think that's lanky khan pleased to trombone now this is where tammy kong lives you can ride the camel wow max payne 64 win oh i'd love to play max payne 64. have i played horizon zero dawn yeah i played it yes no it's not like zelda at all the only similarity between that and zelda is that this is open world games seven months of non-stop action and drama thank you sledge and laugh is this the game based on the 1997 cartoon series donkey kong country yes this is a spam based on the 1997 cartoon series donkey kong country well this was actually designed in tandem with the with the series it was supposed to be a companion piece you would have to switch between the game and the show to know the storyline where did the camera go all there is if you've ever played the game uh quantum break it was sort of like that but you would actually have to wait for the show to come on tv or you could just keep playing but you wouldn't get the story anymore it's all real look it up where the hell is lanky kong dunky my top three rappers all time are one donkey two nas three you were the best this game cost 40 million dollars to develop wow 40 mil you learn something new every day thank you crumpsley how this is lanky kong's that's it all you gotta do is come in here and get him free after all the people he's killed that's how easy they let him out lanky kong can get these only donkey kong needs to come to this room why does lanky kong have to come to this room and shoot these that's nonsense whatever yes don't even try to understand some of the game design choices they'll just die now we need to switch in lane is there multiple warp pads wow so there's more than one one warp head there's like more than one player this game this game is already getting so crazy we're not we're only in the second level so i gotta swap back to lanky kong now and come in here and we gotta get we gotta get lanky kong all he quit he's got no guns how much does i only have one banana on donkey kong in this level still after all i've done for this world i can't believe this lanky kong has very long legs no no that's not true am i still in minnesota what time is it it's time to get this damn trumpet am i right am i right am i right everybody in minnesota knows what i'm talking about right now [Music] that's what we need con another golden banana for you what does this blueprint do i feel like if you need i feel like this is one thing that's optional but it's not really optional i feel like the blueprints are like this is something super important that you need all these for something it's at the end of the game you get like a hour you get like you play this massive level and you get an hour i feel like this has something to do with how much time you get or something the last level is so intense though you only get like an hour and like the challenges in the level are just super intense and you just keep running out of time [Music] oh look at all this [ __ ] i can go invisible mode here [Music] is this better than banjo i don't know about that i think banjos is better than this the first banjo i am still here but i like to smart and banjo too definitely welcome to bonus stage welcome to border street okay this is a stealth robot here oh [ __ ] world record soon welcome to bonus start talking on walkie-talkies ah [ __ ] damn he hit his head on the floor sounds like metal gear salad slam a banana flip around flip around go go donkey go no [Music] yes [Music] that is where this is where donkey kong donkey kong has much funnier sounds than manchu i definitely gotta give it to that department donkey kong has a much better announcer much better sounds hmm where does conker fit i say conqueror is third place i think i would put banjo banjo one donkey kong conker then banjo-tooie bangs are two last place bad news donkey dude looking low jet force gemini that is that is that doesn't even count it's not like a third-person shooter i feel like that one has aged the most out of all their games i haven't played it in a while though maybe i'm just talking out of my ass perfect dark is pretty fun if you play it on the uh xbox version uh-oh i saw they were i saw they were showing like a golden eye hd thing seemed like that was going to come out soon he spanks his butt look at him he spanks his ass how come lanky kong never came back excited for e3 yeah right now there's no there's no game news right now at e3 there better be so much announcement so much stuff at e3 because there's like no there's no games right now to look forward to oh i like this look at this [Music] i feel like elden ring is still kind of far off maybe it will show up i bet they'll show that at e3 some kind of trailer at that least come out soon from software pumps these games out fast they've been putting the game out like every one or two years i think every two years they've got one breath of the wild too well nintendo sting they said it was all gonna be uh it's all gonna be games that come out this year so i don't know i doubt zelda will be in there but maybe [Music] i was playing gex golfing gex golf is impossible it's way harder than mario golf summer game fest what's that stream to summer game fest is there garfield golf no there's a garfield cart guys don't say that i said this don't this can't leave this room this camp this info can't leave this stream but garfield car is really bad that game is really really bad like really really bad like it doesn't even have music i don't think [Music] you didn't hear it from me though and there's like two garfield card games for some reason they made two of them and it cost a lot of money it's not even cheap game sucks garfield is a sham and leah played a garfield game on game boy and it looked like [ __ ] [Music] babe was the garfield game good on game boy this is horrible garfield just doesn't do good games sorry garfield fans if you like garfield watch the show same thing with donkey kong don't play the game watch the show i used to wake up at five in the morning to watch garfield [Music] get this trumpet yeah all right [Music] have you played harry potter 2 on the game boy advanced no i've never said i never played harry potter 2 on the gameboy advance don't say boobah why aren't you guys why is nobody listening hello is this mike on [Music] is this on everybody's saying it even though i said don't say that they keep saying booba i said don't say that this thing must not be working they can't hear me [Music] thank you rainmaker and galaxy all right all right i need lanky kong's gun lanky kong has a really stupid gun it's like a big straw that he shoots grapes out of stuff dumb is [ __ ] good these levels are so big in this game i'm so lost where does funky where's funky's hut guys where's funky's hut i need a man [Music] it's not my butt yeah we got some real [ __ ] jokesters in the chat today i'm real [ __ ] wise guys huh yeah some real [ __ ] sons of [ __ ] in the chat huh up my ass huh son of a [ __ ] i already looked there [ __ ] you where are you all right [Music] go back what where's funky's hut there's funky so it's not over here monkey's heart is not over here go to the right house over there [Music] this level is bigger than the whole world in real life oh there it is it was over to the right check this out lanky eat this gun look at this dumbass gun i should have given lanky kong like a sniper rifle it should just be a 50 cal sniper rifle look at this dumb [ __ ] he's good well i kind of like this though i like this animation [Laughter] can i do that and shoot hello hello how come this animation is better than like assassin's creed and this came out like a hundred years ago [Music] all right now that i have monkey's power i need to go to i need to go to lanky zone oh look at this [Laughter] this is this this is this how do i get back into the zone how do i get back into lanky's zone wait a minute do i gotta really open this up as donkey kong then go back in this oh my god this game sometimes this game sometimes with this game dumply wait where's the barrel go around the place somebody saying go around the place yeah i feel like if i hit it with donkey kong and then switch it just resets everything isn't that how it works somebody did make a mod where you can just switch cons really easy i think i downloaded it but i i'm playing not that version for some reason magic bones why does he sound like link what zelda are you playing where he sounds like blankie come on you're playing some [ __ ] up [ __ ] [Music] winky con all right all right i got this boom what's that do oh they're gonna kiss the dinosaurs kissed ninky kong made the statues be in love lanky kong is the doctor of love wait check this out wait no wait oh wait lanky kong is the doctor of love welcome to bonus stage teetering turtle trouble keep the turtle spinning by feeding the snake's melons press a to fire a melon how do i reload i don't know how to reload like time crisis oh banana hell yeah [Music] for all the bones [Music] what does he mean when he says to what's this game story do we need to do a recap thank you to fish and e compton monkey we got a recap story all right all right let's do a recap let's do a recap all right okay [Music] okay this is what happened one day k roy build it has an island here's an island that looks like there's an island that looks like donkey kong's head where donkey kong lives and there's an island that looks like k rool but his k rules island is a big ship and he rams his ship into donkey kong's island head and he says i'll i'll win all right what the hell is this huh why did he fart [Music] why is it making one funny noise oh the noises is how you match them okay we need one no that's two two we need one oh that's a gun that's fart let's do two okay do two is up here boom match that's this yes do my best donkey kong okay impression here i go okay that's for sterling yep i've been practicing i've been practicing because i've watched all the movies i should make one called stinky kong let me know in chat would you buy a stinky con game for seventy dollars people are saying yes 70 big ones for the stinky con game all right i'm gonna consult you guys this is day one of the pre-e3 show now we're doing a poll we're doing a poll here the new donkey kong game is supposedly in the works but what what is it going to be next donkey kong 2d or 3d you be the judge no it can't be 4d the technology is not there yet donkey kong would never survive the blast to 40 you would die i don't think it's it's not retro studios making it easy this nintendo supposedly making it [Music] at first they were saying is the mario odyssey people making it but i don't think that's right oh there's the game making it it's fire catching fire catchy is it 2d or 3d 2.5 d like little big plant i know where funky's heart is nobody say that nobody say i don't know where funky's heart is i know where it is see i wasn't even looking for a funky spot i didn't even know i had to go there i didn't even know funky kong was a con bad news lanky dong i gotta get my big old gun out eat some grapes [ __ ] fantano gave neck a seven what that piece of [ __ ] game should have got a three [Music] oh knack three maybe we'll see knack three at e3 maybe people have spoke people have spoken why can't you pick this up ever oh that's for tinycon that's why all right now i can go into this world as lanky kong see how smart i am watch this guys watch i'm gonna ask donkey kong a question donkey kong what's the next donkey kong game gonna be 2d or 3d okay all right there it is [Music] oh this is a video game play again oh where does lanky kong go he goes in here donkey is voice acting donkey kong and nintendo's new 3d donkey kong no no i'm not voice acting donkey kong in the new 3d donkey kong i tried to give him i had i auditioned but i tried to give him a little extra flavor and i don't think they appreciated it i said this donkey kong the new donkey kong should be edgier the new donkey kong should swear and be edgier but i don't think they liked it how do you get this banana shoot them hold still you damn bird give me that banana where'd he go they all missed it there we go there we go drop that banana he still got it he's getting smaller he's getting smaller all right i'll just for you guys i'll show you my donkey kong voice that i did [Music] this is basically how how i wanted to do it okay notice how i made them a little they gave them a little sass and a little bit a little edgier [Music] [Music] that as the highest compliment i felt like we wanted to see like this generation's favorite character is the joker because everybody's like the joker nowadays [Music] wow jokercon yep good idea instead of throwing uh instead of throwing pies like the real joker does he could throw bananas i could throw banana uh coconut cream pies like donkey kong okay oh woof oh did he go wanna hear my dk voice one more time i think i already got this bananas diddy kong he already got this i need to be tiny car i'll do my dk voice just for old time shake all right you guys ready [Music] that wasn't it that was the music from the game okay thank you sir greg [Music] are we gonna get more goku monday yep [Music] i think next monday just coming up monday will be goku monday get up there can leah do her tiny kong impression good idea dongle can you do your tiny kong impression leah's not taking requests tonight guys sorry [Music] i'll do mine [Music] i'll do my ammo impression i can do ammo really good [Music] that's not the same come on i can do good impressions too elmo don't you guys like that come on now that's similar to tinycon all right i'm seeing seeing somebody say do elmo well first off i just want to say how great it is to be back on this twitch stream what's going on out there in the twitch world hey yeah you guys ever see the show elmo anybody out there ever see the show elmo yeah yep seeing a lot of people saying yes a lot of people are saying yes yeah so i'm watching elmo with my son he's what 10 years old so much an elmo elmo comes on the goddamn screen you know elmo is he's such a little bastard elmo comes on the screen he goes [Music] it's me ammo thank you [Music] thank you guys so much i've been practicing that one i've also can do donkey kong [Music] i can also do donkey kong dude donkey kong now i see people are saying do donkey come on all right so i'm sitting here and uh you know my uh you know my nephew's coming over this weekend and i say hey you got to play this new donkey kong game you know how much kids love to play the donkey kong franchise i say hey you know i can sound just like donkey kong check this out you guys ready okay thank you thank you thank you uv clay uv clay when you sub that was like that was me [Music] yeah i need a gun i need a gun for [Music] chunkocon when do you get monkey kong oh my god why does a bee drop a grenade on your head it doesn't make sense what kind of a world is this where a bee can do that [Music] it's not funny it's not funny it's a serious this is a serious game that's not funny [Music] if you think that's funny you're sick you're sick in the head [Music] i need more coins there's no coins for tiny guns she's where coinless hell do you get coins [Music] oh big dumb idiot guys going to do a steve arkham impression everybody go ahead do your steve here we go everybody shut up everybody shut up he's gonna do it [Music] he did it he did it that was good that was pretty good i gotta say i didn't think it would be that good all right i think it's time to get out of this level [Music] i don't get enough powers yet to get more out of this level thank you timber music for all the bones how do we know it's not the real steve urkel because i'm the real urkel did i do that thank you rosie [Music] [Music] if you can run over this thing without falling in the sand you're the best gamer that's ever lived eat your bananas eat your bananas hippo eat your food wait who's gonna fight this boss did he come [Music] again and of course this classic have we gotten to the golf level yet there's no golf level thank you now what boss is this gonna be i don't remember this he killed it already [Music] he already killed it oh hi donkey [Music] holy [ __ ] [Music] boom [Music] himself oh my goodness get it kill him spyro my boy i press x to breathe fire [Music] [Applause] donkey kong the dk stands for donkey kong [Music] do you guys know that in donkey kong country only the first game has donkey kong in it isn't that crazy donkey kong is not even in his own games that's how famous he is he can't even show up to his own games that's how much of a superstar donkey kong is [Music] the second one you play is diddy kong and dixie kong and then the third one diddy kong's not even in it you play as dixie kong and babycon can you [ __ ] believe that they're getting so crazy it's like the last of us but it's like the first of us it's the first last of us type games all right i got 21 golden bananas bastagongs with diddy's chimpy charge can i get reach this now [Music] i don't think i can reach that still how do i ever reach this i must get a power that lets me jump super high or [Music] something [Music] huh yeah i do need kazooie spring pad oh let's go to conkacon [Music] what new kanye album dropped he's just too [Music] jesus two just came out [Music] it didn't what a sham what a sham when does the new d'angelo album come out everybody send a message to the answer say when does that come out where did that thing go i just saw him open up an underwater hatch there's a secret underwater hatch with a big treasure so i'm never gonna find it maybe it sounds something else what's this [Music] there's a banana wait this is not drunky kong's chamber what is this this is a little island this is rock island what's over here is this just a big rock what the hell is the point of this okay huh where does the underwater door that opens it's hard to see here we go from zoomed way out it's easier to see it there there it is is this the next level what what 30 bananas are you stupid or something damn take him out did he [Music] read my teeth read my teeth [Music] imagine if we had loading screens in real life whenever you went into the grocery store it would be a long long long time enough to load all those assets [Music] [Music] [Music] peeing is the loading screen check out donkey kong island did you guys know that this exists it's a real place it's a real place in the world oh hey a banana hell yeah pimp thank you see a real wolf king imagine having an island with your face in it i don't have to imagine it's real huh look at that guy what is that boom how's this way i don't think i have the power for this all right i can't miss this jump uh is there gonna be a secret on this side how many levels are in this game somebody said there's 200 bananas in this game and there's only like 25 bananas in a given level so is there really 10 levels [Music] there's over seven rounds [Music] [Music] hold it for donkey kong donkey must climb up to the top floor if you want to bring the factory to life [Music] oh more storyline [Music] hey these kids quick okay you two more rounds here's your chance did he kill those criminals just because he doesn't like him is this the scary level i think this is a scary one [Music] this level is really it gets really scary help me chunky doesn't like this my step dude right now what the hell is this supposed to be [Music] it's like a lined up robot rat but he's like a human there's even scarier level maybe i'm thinking now or is this scary is this level also scary am i thinking of a scarier one or is this one also very scary [Music] okay this level is huge [Music] wait wait i want to do that again that was fun all right here we go no no masterpiece masterpiece of the game the water level is the worst one i think the water level is where i stopped playing last time i played this i think for some reason that broke me [Music] except where does donkey kong go [Music] is this where it came from i think that's where i came from my i love how every level has eight variations in the theme that is banjo kind of head but this game really gets crazy with it [Music] wait wait what's better this i didn't even hit it the donkey kong arcade machine i gotta do this again [Music] now what does this give you that i missed it again i'm dead the circle is just a shortcut oh it's okay guys donkey kong likes to get shot out of the barrel he just sounds like he's dying to be funny he's fine okay now i'm getting really confused now i'm starting to feel like i know nothing thank you damien [Music] we're going into cranky's lab [Music] i've perfected another potion it's yours for seven coins so i got seven exactly all right i have 22 gorilla grab [Music] let's see what gorilla grab does let's see if you're as strong as you are supposed to be when you find a lever all right i can pull levers cranky thank you for inventing the power of pulling a lever um incredible power [Music] thank you maddie boy all right let's go pull levers don't say boobah [Music] cause they saw the monkeys boobs were out hey we're encouraging them [Music] i'm ending booba don't you guys know that i'm ending booba for twitch i'm finally ending boobah yeah i'm ending booba i'm starting a new one dick now how the hell does tiny khan get down from there how did his dumbass get up there had this big ass tiny con get stuck up there i got dumbass and you already know exactly how it happens they said come here come and eat a pineapple you'll fall for it every time all right here we go here's the hardest part of the game you guys ready for this how do i do it [Music] what the [ __ ] was it did i win [Music] how do i pull levers there we go this is my new power i have to beat this to get to win [Music] give me [Music] do i have to hit a certain score do i have to beat the high score [Music] [Music] no you need you have to beat it twice wait that's it that's it [Music] all right we're gonna be here for a while [Music] bad gamer not a real gamer see everybody typing that right now yeah you just confirmed that you're actually not a real gamer anybody who played donkey kong knows this is the hardest game ever made [Music] oh game over even in the arcade one you get more lives than that come on now you got to beat this whole game on one life i thought you got like three lives in the arcade all right i got this i got this no i don't suck i don't suck i'm really good actually i'm actually really good [Music] that's the farthest anybody's ever gotten yet oh i get a one up if i get 3 700. all right i got to check out this [Music] is that i'm one of the greatest gamers [Music] oh look at that [Music] boom boom [Music] one of the all-time masters of donkey kong come on throw that over here [Music] get that out of here [Music] here i go now this is the [ __ ] up part [Music] boom i think there's four levels now for this level you got it oh there's pies i didn't know there was pies i think you just gotta get all the toys what the [ __ ] is with the prize can i hit them with the hammer [Music] okay okay you got to be careful here you got to be extremely careful here this is weird this is not donkey kong arcade this is something different is this what what what version is this is this the real version now this level is a piece of [ __ ] [Music] that kills you there's fall damage there's fall damage in donkey kong okay all right you want to make the game like that okay that kid what that that kills what was that even killing me i didn't even get any prize [Music] i didn't even get a single prize for that [Music] yeah you got the high score where's my price i feel like there's no way this should be mandatory so that's probably why this is mandatory that you beat this back in the 80s people would drop like 50 bucks in the donkey [Music] oh now you just gotta beat it just straight up just beat the whole thing on one knife all right i'm going back in i got this this is the one this is the one [Music] do i like covers yeah converse is good it's not mandatory i think it somebody said it is mandatory i'm gonna look it up [Music] [Music] don't kill me don't kill oh my god this is so ludicrous that's so [ __ ] insane what okay okay [Music] i got this i got this boom all right i got this [Music] check check me out that's called the pie jump [ __ ] [Music] wait i got the extra life where's the extra life [Music] god this is the hardest mario and donkey kong game by the way [Music] yeah you already know billy mitchell cheated [Music] to get the world record on donkey kong you gotta be you gotta beat the whole game like 50 times over in a row so anybody who's done that just automatically cheated [Music] the barrels can just roll down the ladder you know oh my god oh my god i could have just died there you never know what the barrels are gonna do they're so unpredictable okay okay okay we're good [Music] this game is harder than sakura it actually is [Music] all right [Music] do i need the umbrella to win no i guess not i thought you needed i think at the last level you need all the items [Music] all right here we are back to this great level that i love so much okay okay here we go here we go [Applause] this is the most [ __ ] that stupid thing that piece of crap spring is the worst thing in the world get out of here you flame guy okay there it is there it is twitch chat you were saying you were saying fake gamer now check me out check me out what i do here [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] it's like pac-man [Music] dang it yeah come up here come up here come down boom you were saying twitch said now check me out this will kill them he's dead boom dead and that's how you beat donkey kong ladies and gentlemen and wherever you see these initials that's how you know it was me every arcade machine you'll see those initials first place [Music] squawk now you've warmed up how about trying to win a unique special prize by completing it again just two coins to play what the [ __ ] do you mean two coins to play wait what they're charging me banana coins to play wait wait wait is it gonna charge me two banana coins every time won't i run out it's gotta be like two just for the it's just got to be too flat out what the [ __ ] donkey kong what do you have feel like it's yeah i feel like that was like the game was set to easy on that first time and now it's set to the normal difficulty [Laughter] [Music] yep that's why that's why it was so easy it was set to easy mode www w w w w w w thank you robot all right now we're playing on the true difficulty [Music] all right all right here we go boom mario was in love with the nintendo 64 logo [Music] can you guys imagine the [ __ ] the [ __ ] spring level and the normal difficulty it's gonna be the most horrible thing i've ever seen go go go i win i love was easy all right spring level spring level on the true difficulty okay it's the same thing same exact thing what there is no pattern to this is there no it's trapping in the same place no it isn't it's switching okay okay i mean this is just complete look this is just take a gamble and hope you don't die and i did the springs are faster good that's what we needed it's me doctor glad everyone is i need to skip this whole section that's the only reasonable way to do this hurry up hurry up oh my god why do i want to kill dog i am donkey kong in this game why do i want to kill my own self springs need to be faster no i'm not the fakest gamer no no no i'm not the fakest gamer [Music] you guys remember when i won remember how good i am no i'm not no not donkey more like fakey [Music] listen i know it was baby mode but even the baby mode is really hard so really i'm a hero i'm a hero of [Music] gaming i deserve a medal [Music] boom oh [ __ ] get that pie away from me [Music] go mario get up there can donkey kong even kill you up here why is what is that level is like very out of place can you guys believe this is the guy who makes mario who makes this this dumbass that that doesn't work that doesn't work are you real that was a skip i just didn't i just did an incredible skit and it didn't work and i'm dead and this game is dog [ __ ] that wasn't even me playing that was that was gone see me i'm at the top down the dawn short for donkey that was a different player playing now okay now i'll play [Music] no don is not gone don is not gone that was gone from tekken all right this is me playing now notice how i'll win immediately [Music] uh this is why i'm so highly ranked this is me playing this is why i'm the top rank i've reached the tap rank on overwatch this is me playing this time if i try to say if i die and i say it's not me playing i'm lying this is actually me playing this time and that's how you can tell that's you can see the high level play and you know it's me boom i hate this game [Music] but i got to check out this just got the controller back see if i can turn things around how i was barely off the ground i was barely off the ground oh my god what do you know all right gone nice playing bud i think i'll try it this time sorry about that guys i had to go to the bathroom i let god play i got this [Music] now that i can get behind gone is terrible but damn short for donkey [Music] which is my name great player incredible player one of the best [Music] check this out have you ever seen anybody run up that fast never thank you terry nobody knows about that except me there it is [Music] all right now this is pretty much where the game actually starts i hate that i hate that so much imagine if they made every mario game whenever you jumped two inches off the floor you took it took fatal fall damage all right i got this i got this all right i got this i got this [Music] this is don plan i don't know about the gun character but this is down oh what do you know god i didn't know you're here good going gun you got pretty far all right i think i'll play this time [Music] thank you tarmac [Music] god is improving khan is improving but me down i don't need to improve that's what's good about watching me play [Music] you can't improve on perfection that's what i always say that's why they never made a better movie than uh [Music] oh my god it's down the goblin thank you down to goblin [Music] and you guys know what that means that means if i die couldn't be done down the goblins in chat donating subs right now [Music] thank you so much down the goblin oh what do you know well gone you didn't make it very far that time didn't even make it on the leaderboards [Music] thank you neville all right i think it's i think i think it's that what's it let's little down play this time [Music] thank you pizza let's let down play this one [Music] thank you [Music] if you ever sneeze in donkey kong yes that could be fatal even a sneezes fade on donkey kong [ __ ] now i can't even beat the first [Music] level all right i got this it was gone [Music] thank you dun [Music] [Music] check this out but you guys didn't know about this huh [Music] yeah we're not talking about that [ __ ] anymore huh [Music] what the [ __ ] was that all right i got this i got this i got this i got this [Music] who is the guy running after the monkey is that gone no that's mario that's a little mario [Music] i'm getting worse every game no [Music] if i'm getting worse every game didn't explain how come i'm gonna win this time [Music] i explain that explain that can't be explained it can't be explained [Music] let's get a bet going this is a good betting game thank you king rippo and tonal joke let's get a good bat going wait why are people saying why is there a bet already going saying will he beat the first level why is that already a bet i can beat the first level easily who started that i always beat the first level look at this i can even beat the second level look at this explain that [Music] now the third level just a [ __ ] joke hurry up hurry up [Music] jesus christ [Music] no i got this i got this i got this case thank you down the goblin cracker badger [Music] all right i got this system now [Music] this one i always get this one [Music] [Music] oh [Music] what number try is this on the arcade game this is my second try robot my first try actually one two [Music] all right go mario go boom wait what's the bet what is the bet right now i need to know i need to know what the bets what the bet is will he beat the first and second level come on now come on if you doubted that you deserve to lose money [Music] this is only where the truest gamers was [Music] all right all right here we go here we go here we go here we go [Music] i beat this game i beat this game i just want to give a shout out to everybody that never believed in me that said i could never beat it just wanted to give a big shout out to all the all the people that said i would never win they said i could never beat donkey kong well guess what you d you don't you you lanky kong [Music] get him out of there mario was in love with a letter and you know you know you already know who that was playing that was down playing there this is going to be such a good prize egg there it is [Music] i don't know what the [ __ ] that does all right back to the real game hmm it's a health upgrade hey look at this i think i did this already all right we gotta swap we gotta do the old swaparoo get [Music] yes when are they going to do a donkey kong arcade but lanky is the villain chunky free now thank you friend blanky chunky can collect green bananas let me wait [Music] that's what the people want god [Music] thank you jack put him in [Music] what's this power gonna be is it gonna beat out bit is it gonna beat out donkey kong's power of pulling a lever i'll have a swell time with this one lanky float around the air for a while this one actually sounds pretty good this one actually does sound good [Music] i can't lie [Music] i'm like lincoln kong i cannot tell [Music] now this is where diddy needs to come [Music] whoops [Music] i gotta get an upgrade or something [Music] [Music] no way it can beat you in donkey kong 64 multiplayer that should be an esport donkey kong 64 multiplayer even i can jump higher than you diddy wow that's [ __ ] up that's actually [ __ ] up even cranky kong can jump higher than [Music] dude [Music] put cranky kong in smash that's what the people want [Music] oh [Music] how do you get over there you would have to be even stronger than cranky to get over there that didn't work thank you kong float i think you can't get float that's true but i don't even see a winky kong mikey face anywhere so [Music] [Music] [Music] all right how do i get up there hmm rugrats music is [Music] do i know what new zealand is say uh that's a strip clue this is our chunky kong's room it's interesting some levels you get a lot of coins for some characters i think you gotta play certain levels with certain characters to get the upgrades [Music] what the hell is happening in here thank you secroney what am i a baby why is there baby blocks this level has the worst boss [Music] oh no more gone fool today don what happened what what did the robot say rabbi is saying crazy stuff which khan is number one on your top 10 hottest columns which calling is number one of my top ten hottest cons well i don't want to give the number one amount so far so recently yesterday i said lanky kong was number 10. [Music] welcome to bonus stage welcome to baltimore stage pb shoot the claptraps to clear the ferry's path oh [Applause] [Music] [Music] all right [Music] okay number nine how does donkey kong characters wrinkly kong sup dunk what the [ __ ] is this a domino with domino feet [Music] this is the forgotten donkey kong enemies walking dice you're a laughing monkey r d this is the r d section they won't add ratchet and cranky con and smash guys calm down they won't add ratchet and clank to smash no i doubt they would [Music] i wasn't rationing clank in the playstation smash brothers though and they had like parappa [Music] oh how do you get to that lanky kind all right i don't know which way i'm going i guess i'll go this way [Music] dunkey hit the up button and switch to chambucon you guys don't argue about who is the hottest car there's 10 slots there's 10 characters that are the hottest cars let's not get so angry over who's the hardest car this is a big ass level the levels in this game are massive good morning kanye you need a [ __ ] gps in this game to navigate these levels what's in here this is an mmo that says toy sales okay so this is a toy factory okay we're starting to get some of the lure thank you dinko dinkua where does this take you oh all right this is how you make it to this thing okay all right and that's how you don't all right so i got to do all that again all right that's going to be interesting i do like that i have to do all that over again perfect game design all right let's go climb all the way back up that's not even it i gotta climb back up there make the jump right his ditty then climb all the way back up there's donkey kong to get donkey kong sting this game i will die before i beat this game this is an rpg [Music] this is a role-playing game where you assume the role of donkey kong how the [ __ ] did i get back here i'm so confused by this i don't know what's happening whenever i try to think of stuff now in real life i just think about bananas i'm becoming too immersed in the role and the role-playing element what's this way there's something new okay [Music] all right okay okay [Music] okay did i get my blueprint already let's check yep there's a movement why a toy factory well the first level was the jungle but now i've evolved now i'm on the factory level [Music] dream says he can beat me in mario 64. no way he would never say that would know to never say that [Music] oh this dice this is this is a monkey dice am i right around my right [Music] take a look at this ammo build diddy all you kong dudes get to carry ammo for just three more coins [Music] frankie current that's the lamest upgrade ever [Music] whoops [Music] get chunky gun i don't know if i trust chunky with a gun might shoot us all [Music] huh all right all right now when i get to this part that i got to i gotta get there but then not jump off and do it wrong like last time when i jumped off and fell off and had to do it all over again if i messed this one up i would never be forgiven if i mess it up this time don't never forgive me there we go [Music] beaver baller heard the beavers into the pit [Music] okay going to the pit beavers get in your pit calling your pit beaver going to haul [Music] get in that little pit this he's not going in get in there come here this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] why are the beavers immune to going they're like they'll like stand at the edge of the pit and they won't go in get in there get in get to get in there this is really hard get in there [Music] there you go there you go you're supposed to get how many of them in there this is impossible he won't go in they won't they're like glitched there is no there is no [ __ ] way in the world this is harder than the donkey kong mini v what the [ __ ] how the [ __ ] do you beat that they just like go up to the hole and then they don't even go in welcome what's the point of jumping do i have to jump on their head get in there get in there oh my god there we go there we go get in there get in there there we go there we go now it's working a little better boom boom okay okay okay okay i got a strategy i got a strategy get in there get in there come on they won't go down the hole come back come on bieber get in there there you go there you go come on get in there get in there one more one more just one more just one beaver going there there you go whoever ever came up with beaver chase [ __ ] that guy there's two of a harder version of that near the end of the game that's what i don't want to hear huh all right now donkey kong has to go up there huh oh my god it's just a bird from donkey kong countries in the chat it's necky [Music] i think i just went in a big circle i hear something i get a little fairy oh what is this you have to count now you have to be one of the smartest people in the world to beat this game this is [ __ ] one two i'm good at this three [ __ ] what comes after three comes after three four five six or six six seven [Music] 14. 15 15 seconds left interesting [Music] give me when i got that banana i went okay story recap all right story recap k rool wants to kill donkey kong [Music] that's a little recap for everybody just coming in [Music] [Music] why does he want to kill dk just cuz it's probably funny yeah all right now what is donkey kong gonna do here he's gotta go in this place looks like we [ __ ] donkey kong gets [Music] killed [Music] all right i'm seeing another lever do we have to play donkey kong again online checking starting very interesting the level just got bigger the level did just get bigger than it already was all right okay i think that's a good place to call it for today thanks for watching everybody thank you narf plus i think definitely tomorrow will definitely be i only need like 70 more bananas all right see you guys later goodbye everybody good night bye okay [Music] [Applause] [Music] unbelievable um [Music] i get off my plane [Music] [Music] uh [Music] this is madness [Applause] perfect

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Published: Sun Jun 06 2021