dunkey reacts to The Tester 3 (3/3)

hello hello this drama monday is finally back drama mondays we're finally gonna watch the end of the show it's getting so dramatic all right here we go here we go it's gonna get crazy we only got four people left right four people is left some people are saying big stack might come back some people are looking at big stack like he's still in this i think he's out of the game personally i think big stack is gone but some people think he's still in this so we'll have to see we'll have to see who wins this just studying thanks for the drama monday's bunkie previously on the tester today you will build and battle i will ask the same questions from the survey you took if you have a match you will get 20 seconds to build up your tower who lies the most go after my stone he might still win josue's you just said all the [ __ ] you thought you could say about a person you don't know oh that was classic that was the classic moment two one step away from your tower congratulations skye diddy you are the winner and safe from elimination i'm pretty sure that he's a warlock i've been watching none of you i have no feelings whatsoever for nobody here okay then go back to your bell tower you're not going to win this competition with just rum and ray i prefer to have crazy a product that proved that it was strong that would all be incredibly worthwhile if the competition was the sturdiest pile sue's kitten your gaming's here this is amazing i can't believe i made it this far dedicated gamers match skills in a series of challenges to earn the chance for a job at playstation this is getting so crazy you guys this drama is so crazy today come here guys these are the only people left these are the only four left who's going to win i want bets i want to be i want a big bet going and i nobody look at who won that don't look at who won honor system who's gonna win uh all right here we go who wins this who wins it who will win the internship let me put the drama music on dear donkey please continue giving my five money from subscription to leah [Music] thank you as a gamer that's ramen pisses me off oh i'm seeing muscle man come out muscle man is favored to win this girl is at least i'm feeling we're gonna see an upset here i think the girl is gonna win i think girl is gonna win this i think muscle man everybody thinks he's gonna win he doesn't actually win this it's going to be it's going to be a trick out it's going to be a trick this guy leaves and it's like a sigh of relief chrissy for a second there yo i was like just take it seuss garden we all feel that she should have gone home a long time ago i feel like a dad's a bullet because if she was a personable person and well liked by all of us it very well could have been me going home instead they gave us a hot warning what's going on it just gets us uh better prepared individually it's gonna be hard we all like each other we love each other we respect each other but it's gonna be hard cause we all got skills when them challenges come it's game time i'm gonna show the judges that i can turn off the goofy switch and turn on the professionalism switch and be more professional in these challenges i'm wondering is that a character are you like that all the time i'm concerned you can't switch it off this this is where it gets real this is where this is the final four that's right you representing too girls up there like that's a lot of pressure as like being the only girl left i can't let down kwaja okay and fern you can't oscar i can't let those [ __ ] down i've gained so much insight from the people i live with and who's gonna win i'm not going to disrespect it by just being casual about it anymore we're just a challenge now did you see what happened there did you see what he just did there i don't think a lot of you guys didn't see this yeah let those [ __ ] down i've gained so much look at what he did here that i'm not going to disrespect it by boom look at that look what he does here see that see what did i see what happened there he's got he's got the thing he's got this this kind of poison substance on his hand and if she touches her eyes it'll that'll knock her out of the game just being casual about it anymore we're just a challenge away from the top three and i want to be in the top three it's getting crazy it's getting crazy oh you killed me nice good job guys good morning gamers who's here good morning meredith hi guys come on in gather round i know you all dream of making it to the big leagues of gaming you know everybody dreams of making it to the big league of gaming the biggest drama in gaming industry this is a big drama this is a big i was gonna say something now i forgot oh yeah this show all these shows they're the best at the start when you have all the different characters then once you watch them they get worse and worse you know towards the end because they kick everybody off they should just keep everybody on the show the whole time then it'll be the craziest show that's what's wrong with these shows they kick off all the good characters if i make a show i'm gonna keep all the crazy people on the whole show it'll be the greatest show i'll keep big stack on i'll have three big stack characters at santa monica studio so i hope you're all ready for a little spring training because in phase one of today's challenge you'll be playing mlb the show's home run derby with the playstation move oh my god mlb the show oh my god these guys are dead meat i'm just gonna beast these things out of the park i'm gonna kill these guys this guy plays mlb the show all day he he loves to uh he likes to do the when you steal the bass he likes to exploit that that's what i always used to do i would just keep stealing the base every time and it would always work one at a time you'll all step up to the plate and swing for the fences you'll score a run for every ball you hit out of the park and in out for every swing and a miss foul ball or any hit that doesn't make it over the fence we're doing a mlb related challenge i couldn't tell you if mlb is basketball or baseball this is definitely not going to be my challenge yeah the person who has the most home runs before racking up 10 outs will win the home run derby challenge and score an advantage in phase two of our challenge later today sky diddy as the winner of the last challenge you get to decide the batting order a kitty circle first all right achilles you're leading off sounds good i know what he's doing he's trying to put the pressure on me go in there and set the tone after achilles who's batting second crispy fries who's batting third reality pills so you're gonna hit fourth yeah slash on here last all right achilles you're leading off what are you gonna do is the playstation move if i go in there the playstation move oh no the playstation move oh no the playstation move oh no oh no the playstation move remember my friends used to say that my friend said he playstation move couldn't see him he said it can't see black people so he would try to play it and they couldn't see him is that a rumor is that real he said that was an error with the playstation move was playstation the best of camera right it doesn't work good no matter what it doesn't matter what what what skin color you got it doesn't work but it's it's a piece of [ __ ] thing seven eight nine ten home runs then i reverse it and the pressure's on them though all right it kills it up first batting right with jose bautista here we go here we go he's gonna use the playstation look at this [ __ ] ass we sports look at this stupid-ass thing this is never gonna work this is never going to work oh this is going to be good that's one out he got out already oh that's two outs he's getting the playstation move experience and i think he was trying too hard oh there we go [Applause] [Music] as much as i could it was tough all right chrissy bryan it's racist it's a racist camera that thing doesn't work i played one game on there i played a karate game like you push a dude in a grocery cart it's like karate grocery cart and it didn't work at all it doesn't work so we're gonna miss one out this is not my thing they keep missing i get four pretty decent home runs and i'm feeling good three i beat out achilles all right she got four all right reality pals you're up to bat i am so not well versed in anything relating to sports games oh foul ball two outs but i had the benefit just playing like gold achilles and chrissy pride hitting yeah gotta go slow going back and that's your first home run got it thank you i knew that i couldn't use a lot of power because you just kind of wanted that achilles that's the longest home run of the day so far but i had to be precise judging by how chrissy hit her balls way back it's out of there [Applause] i guess in mlb 2012 oh my god home runs reality he got seven he's a true gamer this is a true gamer seven home runs this is a true gamer one topping 462 feet sky diddy you're up here he comes here all these strategies it's not about to be hard i'm about to knock this out the park man i'm about to hit like 30. first pitch bow ball way back home run number one hey three home runs in a row and i'm starting to get a little concerned because he's catching up to my score this is gonna be the first time diddy pulls a rabbit out six one [Applause] congratulations reality pales with seven home runs you are the mvp of the true gamer true gamer if you can't hit home runs don't even don't even say that you play games because you would never play the game thank you mike for the bones yeah it is a racist camera though the home run challenge you scored an advantage in phase two of our challenge which happens later today so for right now go get dressed in your uniforms and i'll see you at the challenge yeah revenge time at this point in the game i'm dead last man if i don't step up if i don't pull something out of the hat it's game over for me i am the one they call sky diddy i am the one this guy's playing too much man he's playing too much we're gonna carry this stupid baseball theme to the next challenge really really baseball is not a video game baseball is not a video game why are they doing baseball that doesn't count as a real gamers game the next episode is gonna be madden they're not even playing like a good baseball like uh what's that one where you could hit the guy with the ball the big big league it's like nfl blitz but baseball they should have played that and it's got to be baseball related challenge i think we're thinking about things that are too obvious if santa monica studios was looking for another solid player for their the bigs yeah they should have played the digs pack my [ __ ] right now and walk myself through the airport hello gamers we pull up to a baseball field we see these podiums i realize we're totally going to do something trivia related oh and there it is i'm prepared to kick out sports trivia your next challenge but before we try to get you the details let's say hello to our panel joining us once again is mr brent gokey senior release manager global first party quality assurance good to see you guys again good luck on today's challenge kind of wish i had some sunflower seeds to watch everything play out hey all right good luck and a woman who's in a league of her own adrian curry i'm very interested to see how much you guys know but having pitched in fast pitch softball for seven years i'm also interested in how athletic you are and our special guest judge today previews reviews and breaks the news on the biggest playstation titles he knows just about everything there is to know about playstation please welcome ign playstation executive editor mr greg miller give it to me a little bit louder give me beyond that's what i like to see i'm a huge fan of it game over greggy i've been trying to add him on psn forever and here he is the final four of the testers one of your lives is about to change forever the other three will be booed in hiss until i am dry and hoarse and have nothing left to say to you [Music] all right i want to work at santa monica studio you must have a superior knowledge of the gaming industry and a solid game plan today's mlb the shows inspired challenge is designed to test not only your knowledge but your competitive strategy in a game of tester trivia i look over and i see reality grinning he thinks he's like you know the king of of all things playstation knowledge i'm just like don't underestimate me i will ask you a series of questions relating to playstation technology and all things tester i'm well versed in all things just like says every day i know you're gonna kill it it's not gonna be a problem that's true you think you know the answer it's true buzz in and give it a shot if you hit one out of the park i'll reward you with one ball and since game development is a sink or swim industry you will use that ball to try and dunk your opponent in the tester dunk tank oh cool i'm totally screwed i know so much ridiculous [ __ ] about video games but now i have to throw a ball i should just go and dunk myself at this point you are going to decide which of your opponents that's true you want to step up girls can't throw a ball yes i read that up into the cage and you will use that ball pitch it at the target and try to dunk them you will each start the game with three lives every time you are dunked you will earn one out you receive three outs your game is over what was that and try to dump them you will each start the game with three lives every time you are dunked you will earn one out you receive three outs your game is over and you spend the rest of it sitting on the bench the last player standing will win the challenge and take home the sony nex-5 digital camera more importantly the winner of the challenge will be safe from elimination and earn a spot in the tester three finale a victory here is crucial especially for me because i kind of sucked on the home run derby so i got a lot of things to prove reality pails i don't get the rules i wasn't paying attention so you will get an extra life that means it'll take four ducks to send you to the bench this is arguably one of the biggest advantages i'm excited as hell all right homer steel bart what are you saying homer steel bart voice what is bart don't start dart start [Music] fall number one going commando was the subtitle of a game in which playstation exclusive series reality pales ratchet clank that's correct i didn't even need meredith's defensive situation achilles you all right now put them in the right achilles please step up to the put him in the tank reality picks me first and i'm like ass whole come for you two later he's arguably the strongest member here and i think he knows more about video games and playstation knowledge than christy and diddy he's out of the tank he's still got all three of his lives would you learn how to throw some skydiving for somebody that knows so much about playstation knowledge reality pales knows jack [ __ ] about throwing a baseball you're gonna be going right back up in final fantasy they're still talking [ __ ] on that girl they're still talking [ __ ] on that girl that already got kicked out they hate her they hate her so much [Laughter] they're still talking [ __ ] on it 2013 what is the name of the main protagonist and her sister christy pride lightning and sarah you are correct who do you want to send to duncan reality thank you mama obviously since reality has the advantage i want to kick him down a notch and get him on our level i'm glad you're the one throwing she wasn't gonna hit the target no way uh-oh what is that what is that oh she got him it's a lot cooler than what she got water is unbelievably cold it's borderline hypothermic in there reality pales that is one out you have three lives left next question name the four characters featured in the street fighter cross tekken playoff i know this i know this get up there you are correct it feels awesome that reality's over confidence is biting them in the ass right now put them in there put them in two more hours left in case you're chilly thank you i'm three questions in i lost my advantage they need to drop them up from way higher drop them up from like way way high you know into like spikes see i got two like marvel do the mortal kombat challenge two hours left until i'm sitting on the bench i gotta step it up in infamous two which female conduit had firebase powers you gotta know this you gotta know infamous too you gotta know infamous too it's peter it's the main character of infamous 2 peter pals show me peter it's nix you are correct who are you gonna sound to the dunk tank chrissy pride it should feel pretty bad that i'm getting attacked by achilles and christie i kind of feel good because you know they're all looking at me as this threat they're all scared oh and she goes now i'm underwater and i'm hypothermic so okay next question name the parasitic alien species seeking to dominate the flood the flood the reality panels is it the chimera you are correct achilles try resistance three in the house i have the answer i just hit the time whoa now that they all been dunked in the tank i have an advantage i'm still dry he's got three lines and it's time for me to hit the button faster than they can so i can get the advantage of just finishing them off what island country did the roaches from your first reach the planet reach from halo reach challenge originate sky ditty yes africa africa africa is a continent i'm looking for a country so that's not correct nope nope that's not a correct answer africa what a fool i wasn't even thinking name the two girls who made it to the finale in seasons one name the two girls who made it to the finale i know this big stack finale in seasons one it was come on big step from season two and amped from season one who are you gonna send to the dunk tank you're an [ __ ] i'm like what's wrong with these buttons am i am i not hitting it achilles might down again everybody has a chance to answer the question and i don't get a chance who was the first gamer eliminated uh harold gamer right this season who's gonna get on the dunk tank oh it's getting upsetting right now i'm getting frustrated i'm not getting these i'm not getting these one life left is tough any gamer knows that i'm feeling pretty nervous i know that i have to ring that buzzer before the three of them or i'm gonna be knocked out first who is the special combat advisor chrissy bride mega man seth killian you are correct who are you gonna put in the dunk tank reality i'm sorry i gotta get you i'm looking at christy and i'm thinking okay if there's one person i want to face off against one life and there's no way in health you know i like it that wasn't the right answer there it is oh down he goes even close bb and with that reality pales is out of the game and must spend the rest of his time on the bench christy takes out my last life out of here i take all he's saying to that bench and it's not a good feeling we are moving on it's scary as hell it's scary mlb the show more like mlb the dub yeah blew it mlb to blow all right let's go back in the show you know i can make the case that everybody ganged up on me but i know that the microscope's gonna be on me regardless because i got knocked out first i feel abysmal and i i feel that i'm going home tonight all right let's do a recap we have christy pride with two lives remaining achilles might with one life remaining and sky diddy bone dry with three lives remaining the members of which punk rock band are no american idiots having starred in i know this i know this i know this one i know this one i actually know this one no not the killers not the beatles nope not metallica nope not nope not elvis it's not aerosmith it's not outcast nope it's not nickelback it's not kiss no it's not ac dc no it's not daft punk nope it's not it's not kanye west it's not the dixie chicks nope it's not the wiggles it's not kid rock nope it's not uncle cracker it's not lego mario that's not a it's no it's not yellow it's not yellow a lot of people think it would be yellow nope not jay-z nope it's not marvin gaye nope nope it's not britney spears nope it's not papa roach nope think about it think about it think about it it's green day it's green day look there are no american idiots that's the song that green day wrote watch this watch me get this i'm not going in the dunk tank on this one it's own rock band game sky diddy um guitar hero that's incorrect what the [ __ ] donkey i love you [Music] he said guitar hero this is so sad he said guitar hero the band guitar hero said guitar hero was the band they handed the answer to this man on a silver platter he said guitar hero one million dunk coin received activating robocop mode he's winning this he's winning this challenge right now he's actually winning this he said guitar hero all right that's incorrect i'm surprised that titty isn't doing well part of me thinks he's doing this on purpose he's gonna hit us with a crazy comeback and then at the same time i'm like is he really just dropping the ball who portrayed tomb raider laura i notice i know this this um guitar hero craft gracie pride angelina jolie you are correct oh yeah who you sent into the dunk tank diddy [Applause] achilles and i went to put him in the war and i brought him down to one life and i'm thinking christy you can take him out just finish it he's got one life left after achilles yeah just take the other guy he was just too dry he can't get answers right please christy he said guitar key room all right you ready this is on purpose you should take his glasses off go away get back he has a laser i didn't know he has a laser look at this i was just my mind power like go away get back what you don't want to do why didn't he do this the whole show he could have won this so easy i didn't know he could do that so i used kind of wild telekinesis into the bars to kind of go away from the target that water sucked man i'm skinny i was an ice pick man that sucks the man known as the muscles from brussels starred as achilles mike jean-claude van damme oh very good videos my dude i'm on fire right now you know i'm just knocking them in i'm answering the questions right and i'm just getting them in you know the first shot all right sky dude let's get back to the podium achilles man he knows too much you know so much and he got one out left so i need to get some answers so i can stay in this competition which actress who played a starring role in the i know this one i know this one actually i know this one think about it guitar hero come on guitar hero evil movie achilles might it's uh mila jovanich you are correct sitting on that bench i'm just frustrated and i'm wondering what the hell christy and diddy are doing i never guessed that i know her name in the movie yeah i did it you already know man i'm the greatest nope he's out of there he's out of there and with that final out sky diddy is out of the game all i'm thinking about right now is i'm sending adventures is like how am i going to defend myself against the judges all right we're going to change things up a little bit buzz in if you can correct what are the judges going to roast them on the judge is going to come in there and go when you fell in the water that made me so sad it showed that you could never make a game when you fell in the water please sing all the words to the national anthem kelly's might let's hear it oh say i'm actually uh reservist i've been in the military for about eight years now so uh i'm like hell yeah i can do this this is piece of cake [Music] achilles and i each have one life left he's gonna win oh no it's neck and neck it's neck and neck chrissy bride you have one life left who's gonna win please mike you have one life left next question in your street fighter cross tekken challenge whose signature move was bff achilles mite that was quasi-monster you are correct all right achilles you could put christy pride away with this ball i can't believe that i took diddy and christy out with one out remaining achilles takes out christy pry's last life i am just thinking like how could i not buzz in sooner like i was so freaking close i was so close you won the challenge you are safe at tonight's elimination why is the water brown i think it's chocolate milk i think they dumped them in chocolate milk cured a spot in the tester 3 finale now i'm going into the final i came back i fought hard and that means my dream is one step closer the losers will face the panel one last time and one of you will go home can head out i hope they can see past today's challenge damn omg my adventure thank you granola for all the bones man i thought these guys were bigger gamers than this i thought this was for the biggest gamers and now that i saw that performance that he said babe did you see this did you see when he put he said guitar hero for green day they said who what song what american idiot's green day band was what ban what band was the game what basically the question was what band is the band green day and he answered and he said guitar hero oh i've been winning majority all the competitions and standing out the most it's only right that i'm chosen to be one of the final three i'm thinking it should be reality pills who um goes home out of the three of us that's in some deep trouble is he coming tonight i should totally bring ninja sack boy tonight i am terrified because you never know what the judges think to make it so close to the final three and then you do they have to sleep there the whole show they have to freaking sleep at the show this whole time what is with that they had to sleep there the whole show gamer jail that sucks no way they don't gotta sleep there that whole show no way that's [ __ ] up don't make it like that how long have they been there it's like hard to think about it's gonna come down to either diddy christie or myself going home everybody was kind of gunning for me in the beginning and all that shows that's what it's like to be a playtester for a game kind of unmatched in the house right now i hope that the judges see that as well for the first time i feel kind of scared going to the next minister i really want to be in the final fantasy i saw a thing that they said like the play testers at this studio at santa monica they wouldn't let them eat the food like they've had they had like i don't know if this was i don't know if it was santa monica but they said they brought in dinners for the employees they had to stay overtime and the play testers couldn't eat the dinner they had to go and get their own food they would like see the dinner like right in front of them and then somebody would say no you can't have that i don't know if that's true but i'm pretty sure i don't know if it's santa monica but it's something some big studio that's [ __ ] up it's [ __ ] up treyarch bad i feel i deserve to be here cause i put in so much work i'll just be defeated i want to go home tonight good evening gamers good evening it's time for your seventh elimination tonight one of you will hand over your playstation badge ending your quest for the coveted job of production associate on the next playstation 3 blockbuster at santa monica studio achilles as the winner of the tester trivia challenge you are safe tonight guaranteeing a spot in the tester finale achilles congratulations on the win tonight i think we're all very proud to have you in the final three and have the opportunity to potentially be part of the playstation family so congratulations thank you so much i truly believe in this job i truly want this with all every fiber of my being i want this the rest of you you're all at risk let's hear what the panel thought of your performance today christy i don't necessarily think you did so bad with a trivia but what i maybe believed to be a flaw was your strategy besides reality who do you think was your second biggest threat in the challenge today achilles why then when he had two strikes against him were you focusing on sky diddy he has that nasty habit of just coming out of nowhere and and taking it she had this opportunity to surpass achilles and maybe even won herself amnesty but she didn't take it you're getting into an industry where strategy is key you identify the number one target then you get lost in a little sidetrack that isn't like the you know main thread would you have done anything differently i mean knowing that well hearing what you have to say like if i could go about it differently maybe i would since you know you know achilles and i were neck and neck and maybe if i had focused on him um at the same time like christy i felt you made an error in judgment fair enough uh skydiddy why do you think you didn't win today's challenge oh she said he should guitar hero um i feel i didn't win today's challenge because i wasn't fast enough i want to hear the question but when i someone they pushed it faster than me i knew the answers i just didn't get it in time see because what i had is let's see the times you rang in first you answered wrong and it was 100 wrong season after season it gets down to the final four and you have really good knowledgeable gaming people and so coming in fresh and seeing you i couldn't believe that you made it this far based on today's performance because it's like you've got glasses oh that jam is talking [ __ ] ign is giving this guy a bad review ign is giving this man a 9 out of 10. they're giving him a 9 out of 10 out here oh no you had a suave hat now you have a funky hat and it's like oh you just comic relief oh oh oh [ __ ] they're talking [ __ ] on his glasses they're talking [ __ ] on his answers they're talking [ __ ] on his hats this man is about to get a 9 out of 10. if i gave you a playstation question right now would you get it 99 yeah i'm glad that they getting ready to do it give me a shot at some of these places and questions i know the answer i know i'm confident who's crash bandicoot what video game is crash bandicoot from thank you thank you achilles is that achilles from the show is that him no way all right let's see if he's gonna get this let's see if he's gonna get this the ratchet and clank series what is the name of the galactic president what the [ __ ] is that question who the [ __ ] knows that who knows that they hit him with the [ __ ] oh question they hit him with the biggest fuck-o question they could find the president of ratchet and clank is is drax drax president drax that's what i'm saying i'm saying drax i'm saying a guy called dragons dexter is it drax show me drax show me drax here we go he doesn't know what did he say orc orc mork mork orc fork what did he say copernicus court he got it right kinda he kinda had it right he kind of got it how did he know how did he even what did he did he win don't be that guy it's already happened it's already him that's already hanging he's the brown-noser there if somebody says a name i have to say the entirety of the name he has an air of oh you know nobody can touch me and i'm the [ __ ] man but that was really really immature name the two kids in heavy rain heavy rain the two kids in heavy rain jason there's a second kid just not a second kid sean there was only one kid i don't remember anything about that stupid ass game he screams their names over and over again it shouldn't be that hard oh okay heavy rain just came out like when they were making the show this guy already forgot heavy rain in like two days long time you know what that's a good one i forgot i know it but if you say it all right i knew it i want to know why you feel you're more qualified for a production job than reality increase so did they i feel i bring a different mindset to create the best part of heavy rain was when you're in the grocery store and he's getting robbed that was the best those games they always have like one scene that's the best part like uh what's that one fahrenheit what was it called indigo prophecy the best one is the demo that best scene from that one is the demo where you're in the restaurant that was the best part and then heavy rain the best one was when you're in the gas station they always got one really cool part creativity everyone has he didn't know he didn't know he's off he's off he's off right it's a guitar hero and um i like to refer to the little big planet in the beginning when they're daydreaming and uh and all kind of wild ideas come beyond two souls has no good part that's that is true actually i didn't beat that one actually the beginning the best part of that one was where she where uh ellen page hits her [ __ ] head she runs into like a poland and knocks her out i think that was the best part of that one in the head you know i just felt i got that different unique wild idea i know the point he's trying to get out he's trying to convey to them that listen i know i'm silly and i'm a cartoon character but when it comes down to it i can be serious but he's delivering it so poorly to the panel the rest of the world go left i go right i don't follow nobody i'm my own person so reality you won the home run derby challenge and so you kind of had the advantage going into this but it really didn't seem to help i kind of went in pretty confident today especially because it was trivial related and i'm very knowledgeable about playstation as i think i may have proved today is that why you that is true though everybody's going re everybody's going left he goes right everybody's saying green day is green day i know green day that's the band green day he says no guitar hero you think you were the one being dunked the most i think so are you cocky to a fault i mean everybody comes at you today and then you know you drop in with you gotta correct the cork thing you can't just let it go if you went to the development studio are you gonna walk in with an ego so inflated or are you going to make things like that that are immediately going to alienate like you know the people who've been there for years and years of war and have made all these great games he he is cocky he's very pompous for someone who was voted most knowledgeable gamer in the house he was out first that's an extremely bad first impression on greg that first challenge in that interview i think i came off as a little guy yeah this guy you can tell he's gonna be in there he's gonna get the job he's gonna go actually actually kratos doesn't have that weapon actually uh actually kratos would never say that uh actually uh actually poseidon is the god of water actually always trying to always trying to correct people this guy always trying to correct people i actually a actually green day performed green day songs i keep writing that up get this get this piece of [ __ ] guy out of here it was a little bit but i think since then i uh i don't think i have been you know who you were today you came out with a big grin on your face this guy's going to yeah trivia questions he had a big old grin on his face when he when they said gamer questions he went actually yeah actually i know all these actually it was copernicus cork from uh the wrestling clink series he was from ratchet and clank up your arsenal actually get this guy out of here i wasn't really expecting any questions regarding cockiness i was really expecting questions on how i felt about the challenge specifically i think greg looked at me and he's like who the hell is this guy i think you might be mistaking it with all due respect for passion when you ask a question about things that i love i'm gonna i'm gonna go for it even when the question's not directed towards me this is to go work for one of the most prestigious you know exclusive sony staples imagine they're watching at home right now they're like is this the guy we want to invite in to work on this next giant blockbuster playstation 3 title i think for me reality adrian i've seen you the whole time we don't question your knowledge and we don't question your passion for gaming but we do have some reservations about your maturity level for me sky diddy you have shown sky diddy is much more mature because he could have if sky did he wanted to he could have shot his laser beam off and killed all these people by now he could have killed all them with that remember that laser he had but he says no i'm going to be the bigger man and not shoot my laser off everywhere and kill everyone the passion and the creativity but not the professionalism or the communication sky like your performance today it's all about this lack of knowledge this lack of being able to be cohesive and that is scary wanting to go into a development role and i'm sorry but for those reasons skyditty your gaming's here oh my god it's the guitar hero it's the guitar hero turn in i got so much knowledge thank you thank you space agent grows forever baby love you sony i'm gonna continue today he should have said he should have said [ __ ] sony he should have said [ __ ] sony i'm going to get nintendo now i'm going to xbox i'm going to the xbox show represent y'all but there's more to learn i tell you what there's no doubt that skydivi's a great guy but who we ultimately bring to santa monica they have to have that drive passion communication skills and that's what all these challenges were about and i think you three are left standing there because you're able to stand out it really hit me that i am in the top three and for me to make it to the top three incredible i don't know which one of you guys will take it home but i wish you guys the best of luck you know i'm on the cusp of greatness i i can actually reach out and touch it and i know that in the next challenge i just have to go for it congratulations you should all be very proud get some rest because you're gonna need it to make it or break it it's win or lose there's no gray you fight and you overcome or you get nothing yeah you lose this show you lose your life i'll bear back [Music] okay turns out i thought there was only two episodes i think there's actually two more episodes i think there's actually two left i think there's a we have a whole bonus episode they sprung a bonus up they just they just filmed it i think they just filmed a new bonus episode where is leah she's over there babe who's going to win achilles leah says achilles kill is his favorite to win this everybody is thinking he's going to win this who's going to win it welcome to a very special episode of the tester it's been an awesome season and we're only one week away from determining who will be the winner of the test mr three but first we're going to take a look back at some of the best moments of the season the outrageous who is this it's okay my boobs aren't even real the dramatic some of the madness that never made it on to the show and to help us do that we've brought back a few of your favorite cast members together inside scoop on how it all went down they're basically welcome back ego raptor quash monster sue's kaiden they're all bad dedicated gamers match skills in a series of challenges to earn the chance for a job at playstation on the tester sky diddy had the smile the moves the laugh and the grooves to keep us all entertained it wasn't enough to keep him in the competition but it sure was fun while it lasted what is this is this like a clip show are we getting bamboozled into watching like a clip show is this a filler episode what is this i am a fool [Applause] vodka and milk they don't even mix that's just pure diddy right there i don't think nobody in the house could come up with anything that imaginable or anything to do anything like that but uh he's drinking vodka and milk milk it's a guitar hero then he did it i'm gonna turn it into a white dude i'm gonna be really fast turn it off those are the questions right sure please i know that that's funny stuff that is that is that is why that is how white people is daddy is comical he's he's like uh he's like a like a funny character pull it right out of the comic book in reality what island country did the roaches from your first oh this is where he [ __ ] it this is where he [ __ ] up this is where he [ __ ] up africa africa africa oh oh kanji oh africa is a continent i'm looking for a country so that's not correct he's just all over the place but sometimes i just don't understand what he's saying he comes off like yo and i got the hood that i'm like uh cool yeah i'm down with what you just said do you play naked or clothed i played clothes but i never tried naked i should try that that's a good one i do it all time what on my on my bucket list who can't forget who can't forget when he did this i like to see people sitting around on board and defeated and lost in the sauce i like to get around and move in then why are you on this show this is just a sad in this show you got to get off of this show and then move a lot ain't never wrong with dancing man dancing uplifts the spirit then you just play papa there's like three three display dance with your hips your hips all right go strike a pose remix remix remix remix dancing is it's great man i love doing it god daddy's signing off she was the wild child with a flare for controversy and in the end sue's kaiden's love for sack boy and her intense competitiveness proved too much for the rest of the cast to handle [Music] i was just just full of this energy and i just didn't know how to she was on coke this whole show she was she would net did not stop screaming they everybody hated this girl they hated her so much she kept bouncing around and hitting people and stuff let it out and i was just all over the place you can call me susan nice to meet you what are you doing okay this is not suitable for tv that's what it is back there when we go to sleep so skydiving looked like she had like been on speed she was just all over the place like see that's what i said just being so loud and obnoxious street fighter crosstalk hey hey i'm see skydiving and i'm gonna cling onto your face and be really annoying to you you found that you found him first yeah i think he's staying with me this is my [ __ ] right now she's a this is an actor this is a plant this is a plant they planted this lady to be as obnoxious as [ __ ] possible the giant sack boy sitting on the couch she grabs and she goes oh this thing is so cute this is a plant she's a plant dude i was like it's a sack boy like don't touch it if you don't know what it is if somebody takes sack boy i rape them with a rock she's my typical you know dominicana from new york i got her in the bronx everywhere down every block so i'm used to that kind of attitude i didn't have a problem with her but a lot of other people did who lies the most to the panel who is the most annoying in the loft the most common answer was cisco you are trying to cover up the fact that you didn't do your job today you didn't do your job last time and you're trying to blame it on me it seems that all you can do is talk bad about me so you can look good you're not sitting here asking for [ __ ] they're asking for truthful answers like being the center of attention it was just kind of like everyone was like oh she's an attention [ __ ] it's like so she's on tv why are you crying i was not crying i had makeup on my eyes and i was cleaning it off they should have had a part where they swapped her out with a dummy and then everybody started hitting her with a baseball bat i was working she's a good actor my hands are swollen i have cuts on my hand we're telling you to come over here to chill with us yeah why to say that i'm annoying again no thank you i have no feelings whatsoever for nobody here i embrace my highness i love being me and and i'm not gonna change for nobody there was one special cast member with an undeniable amount of swag to go along with his gaming skills the only thing that equaled ninja's love for the gaming lifestyle was his love for the ladies man i was a big stack big stack big stack he's a ladies man what can i say what can be said big stack well get in there and i saw meredith look at hot as always she she stepped it up though she was wearing some leather pleather or something and it was just tight you know i'm not trying to you know say nothing but damn she get it [Laughter] not only do we got the spanish from new york she's got the machine cheddar you know what i'm saying she got the mouth gavin and she she's typical new yorker so we clicked and then we got the asian chick i got a weakness for asians you know what i'm saying it's automatic i was just like ah that's some asian crazy stuff right there i gotta grab that now you got your little no five i can't believe they kicked the big stack off so it's the best character redhead i don't too much remember her name or anything but we were kicking it talking about games and stuff and she's legit i could see she's legit oh and then we got christy bride she's tatted up man she's gothic looking she's she i have a thing for gothics too of course asians are at the top of my boat but gothic chicks are right up there with it so little pale gothic chick always sets it off i can't believe they got rid of big stack i can't believe they finally got rid of big stack how did they kick big stack off oscar she's a little quirky you know that look that little side you know quiet check she's not the asian nor god but she's a smart cookie you know what i'm saying she she could get down even though they got so many beautiful females in the house and p people that are just cool as hell me i'm cool i'm calm i'm collective i'm a ninja now if you thought ninja had some serious crushes going on check out how a few of the other cast members reacted to meeting some serious gaming royalty the co-game director you can hear the playstation is making the twisted metal show they're making a twisted metal show special guest the panelist was crazy because you don't really get to see these dudes they now know who i am i'm a little aroused by some of you but i'm not going to tell you which one you're so it's just like being a kid and going to disneyland and seeing your favorite characters that's how it is to me our guest judge today is special combat advisor for capcom seth killian [Music] why would you act like that in front of him like that doesn't make him want to be friends with you like at all oh again yes i have a dark humor look i am really into fun who put the sound effects in fighting games right the dude does an amazing thing for the community sue's kite you're really the star of your team your character was very well developed you really showed a lot of passion for fighting games that really came through clearly for me [Music] i was not really attracted to seth kinley and i just said i'm just really attracted to his position with capcom no mary and talk to you oh god i just came again just remember that i found that guy everywhere facebook twitter everything is the mall his house i stalk his work not him south front and sitting in a tree she totally wants to have like 10 million of your babies 10 million i can simply post apocalypse with your babies this man is about to [ __ ] he's about to [ __ ] cringe out of his [ __ ] skull this man is about to [ __ ] just slice his throat and get out of there we got to meet all these awesome judges but nothing was more cooler than meeting nolan north baby hey anybody want to play some uncharted [Applause] this is a good part this was a good part cause i'm the first brother to give him a hug they ah i have a man pressure on him it's like having sex for the first time hi how are you nice to see you guys unexpected i know he's gonna come you know like a ninja came and stuck him on me and tried to break my neck but he didn't it was not enough real every one i'll give him hold on hold on let's see what would you would like they got a shut playstation down after the show they just gotta shut playstation down for this show ah crap sully we gotta move suddenly let's go thanks for the bad enough when our competitors had to be interviewed with a box full of roaches on their head but when a few of them decided to stick around the loft for a while things got even worse what's up guys cockroaches mad again hissing cockroaches that is the last thing i expected to see that sucks i'm from the hood so you know so we get tiny little roaches but now we got these big roaches the size of my toe that's the worst show people's breath and sweat and cockroach smell just all festering in this closed box so i'm like sticking my head in it it's like the worst smell i've ever smelled so do you play a lot of playstation games well yes i sure have when i was switching my eye to get the freaking cockroach off my face that roach was biting the [ __ ] out of my face so half my face was focused on the panelists and the other hand was fighting for my life i don't know what the hell they did to that box but it really stinked ooh they smell kind of funny they don't got no teeth they don't got no claws but when they walking on you it feels like you got baby needles or you're getting a tattoo done i like this one can i keep can i keep this one as a pet he's having a good time over here see how see how the world works for you come here [Music] oh a warm little bed all night he's actually he's not even he's just chilling now that i've had him all over my face like it's not really they gotta shut this show off whoever came up with this show they gotta they gotta get rid of that guy from life leave me like yes that's really weird this little cockroach had been like sitting in the achilles duffel bag for like two days probably hadn't eaten anything like one of its antenna was like broken off i'm gonna name him gimpy oh yes he's gimpy because he's got one broken antenna so i was like okay well you know like i don't want them to just like take it out to a dumpster or something so i was like let's just keep it it's so weird should we feed it even though it's disgusting like it still deserves to live you know what 15 days or whatever whatever the hell it lives for do you see our pet that's good let's have the cockroach in the kitchen oh wow well that one's so appetizing guys we should go harass jay tight again by far the meanest thing i did oh my gosh terrorize jay tight with a cockroach but this is a good show joker didn't get to say have shot really wanted to see like how scared he was because he i mean he put his head in a box of cockroaches well i'm like how how scared are you stay tight jake's tight hey oh my god they're chasing them with the cockroach about to have asthma attacking [ __ ] gotta preserve my energy i don't like cockroaches i don't like any kind of bugs period now while our panelists worked hard to narrow down our cast things weren't always so smooth here are some moments you never got to see remember you have to use all your washers and all your nuts not just the screws tell you what the person who eats the ones that are still there they win just it's done what washers exactly yeah and then tomorrow they'll be like oh my god test her out right now i don't know anything you just pooped that out right yeah you could poop that out yeah ninja's voice is hilarious dude it's really it's like bronx you don't expect it out of him yeah i almost thought it was a joke at first no that's not the joke it's almost like forrest gump ask can you repeat that question for me please i don't mean they're talking [ __ ] on big stack these guys are talking [ __ ] on big stick big stack has created more game characters than that they will ever come up with like big stack disrespectful way all right by the way they're dressed like greek gods yeah look at that last guy looked like he got wrapped in toilet paper hello everybody really excited to see how you do today that really sucked you know i have to say hi to them the same [ __ ] every day they don't care about me anymore achilles if you were smart you'd fart and blow that thing right over is that an act of god it depends on how it smells i think it's okay my boobs aren't even real with a passion for attention and a massive allegiance of online fans egoraptor won his way on to the tester and entertained us all this beautiful hunk of man is a class a video gamer we'll show those girl gamers wait what class a video oh my god this man played warhawk and what is that mod nation racers oh my god that's a true gamer that's a true gamer yo gamer we'll show those girl gamers guy gamers can game just as good as they can hey so being voted in by the fans was pretty cool i posted my picture on that website and got a lot of people to vote for me and that was really nice they kicked them off right away my goodness i had so much fun meeting all the cool guys j-type skye they put the cockroaches on them and then they kicked them off that's [ __ ] up ninja kwaja they were all cool and they all smelled really good think my favorite thing about egoraptor was his pajamas uh because he wore this like whole dinosaur pajama suit what you never seen a dinosaur pj said before no the tail is like a pillow you can wrap it around you and then you can like hug it it makes all the panties wet i'm sorry we all sleeping and chilling and then he get writes in reality pace and [Music] i'm up let's go fight some pterodactyls bro dino jammies who in the hell has dino jammies yeah hmm i don't say that i don't dress up like reptile when i go to sleep this is why they got a kick they got a head they had to kick him off he only had 14 trophies he only had 14 gamer trophies dressing up like reptar saying [ __ ] like that playing warhawk out here playing [ __ ] mod nation racers who gives a [ __ ] about those games that's why they had to kick them off on ass man a dinosaur and it's a onesie i start wearing those i was like four what do you think's gonna make you stand out within this competition i got an audience uh i think i'll i'll i'll pull in the watchers you know i'll pull in the viewers get a lot of new fans from here i mean it was completely my fault saying that oh [ __ ] that's on camera now um are you here for the attention or you're here to actually win the competition a little he's there for the attention this is a gamer show i've been a column this is a serious show hey a little bit of column b you know say irish prize package was announced oh my goodness when he went into elimination the panel was just eyeballing him they had him under the microscope a stethoscope they had him all nine yards blaming on him and i'm like oh damn you know we weren't overly impressed and your fans they won't save you again well yeah your fans aren't [ __ ] your fans aren't [ __ ] okay they haven't even beaten warhawk well they're hard they're a hard read those folks i don't know they kept giving me looks like they like they didn't like me and that makes me mad and you don't want to see me when i'm mad i'm sick can i go home you know he's just a big shot because he has a big fan base on youtube but at the end of the day when he left and everything like that he gave much respect for everybody in-house coming up an in-depth look at our final three competitors and their journey to the top welcome back to the tester season in review it's time to get serious we're down to our final all right time to get serious guys no more jokes no more jokes i don't want any more jokes don't do any jokes right now serious time three gamers only one of whom will win it all let's take a look at their journey to the top and their dreams of victory chrissy pride is not your average gamer aside from being a goth temptress that keeps the boys on their toes she's a ruthless competitor with intimidating playstation prowess can she make history and become the first female champion of the tester i was definitely a nerd i was a social nerd i hung out primarily with um either the punk rock kids or the kids that hung out during lunch in the computer room playing video games what are some of your special skills this is the serious music contortionist and a fire blower very hot i definitely feel like people underestimate me did you ever have an accident is either a fire blower or a contortionist you leave some eyelashes and some eyebrows sometimes but it's something big people assume a lot of things about me whether it's because i'm a girl or they think i'm attractive or i have tattoos or i don't look like a gamer whatever that means i just don't think gamers have a certain look who is the sexiest chrissy pride was the most common answer chrissy pride is the epitome of beauty and brains and that's what i love about her she bombed she got tattoos everywhere she i got some tattoos and spots i mean uh you two will be facing the brothers grim don't let those tattoos fool you that girl is a gamer there we go there we go christy's not afraid to step up to the plate when she came up on that twisted medal and said my turn to whip these boys asses i was like yeah looks like chrissy pride is slightly ahead she does have the skill to be able to beat anybody she's getting down she ain't [ __ ] she can't beat me i'll beat everybody on that show you can't beat me i'm good at motion control home run and it'll be the show one of my best games i'm good at fight the first boss and twisted metal for ps3 street fighter i could just destroy all these people as street fighter because that's an actual video game that people play what are just what are the what does this put the bugs on that's where i have to quit though i have to quit out edit the bug part that's where i would have to back out see enough of nothing so find the stuff in the sand i could do that find crawl around in the sand throw a watermelon at a thing i'm good at that what else should i say draw a baseball and say green day's green day i can do that gave me a lot of respect for her off the bat don't stand nice let's get it [Applause] congratulations reality pails oh she always was in the middle she kind of put up on some challenges and everything like that but challenges where she won she did step it up you know what i'm saying a little bit home run number two i get four pretty decent home runs and i'm feeling good because i beat out achilles chrissy pride's found her swing i feel like she's kind of been coasting along a little bit so i think that christie's really gonna have to step it up and really prove like i can rock harder than the boys play harder than the boys like i deserve this i am the best you threw your last story i did not expect to be in the top three let alone the only girl in the top three you know i want this and i've come this far and take it the rest of the way with his sharp wit military muscle and personal mission to win it all achilles might quickly move to the front of the pack oh the question is will he be able to leave himself that was a powerful fighting game i like the one-on-one challenge when i'm gaming i don't want to have to rely on anybody else to you know to to really get the job done and i kick ass god did he say that kill his mic man my dude achilles man from new york military train got his head on his shoulders strap bring on the bugs achilles is a statue of a man my friends what's going on y'all he's just a great guy i had a crush on him i mean the dude is solid as hell the only weakness i ever saw in him wasn't even a real weakness it's that he puts the team he's afraid of mustard you take out mustard he he crawls up he he curls up into a ball and he starts crying that's his weakness before him yeah first go first no no go go go [ __ ] he puts all the weight on his shoulders can give me the back if you want give me the back give me the back achilles mike everybody feel that he was a leader just muscles on top of muscles and [ __ ] and i'm saying make everybody else look bad all right when you're chosen to be a leader you know you need to act like it came from leadership and i think that gives him a huge advantage over everybody else achilles skydiving you two are up first go he's a strong person himself has confidence in himself and knows what he can do i've got a horse a bottle and like a frisbee or a shield i have a frisbee shield that's a good cutaway ah he's very confident in what he does crawling around the sand i got a horse i got a horse and so i think that kind of falls into the whole like being a really good team player so with five matches the winner is achilles and sky kitty he's not just some meat head that walks around ha ha i play video games call of duty bro nah congratulations achilles you are the only one safe from elimination the man known as the muscles from brussels starred as achilles mike jean-claude van damme very good the old throughout bang bang you are correct and have secured a spot in the tester 3 finale congratulations thank you it was cool every challenge he stepped up as a captain i'm saying you fight and you overcome who comes up with this [ __ ] i'll see you all at elimination you can head back to the loft now i'm going into the final i came back i fought hard and that means my dream is that much closer for me to reach out and grasp it he's favored to win he's favored to win we got one more game he came into this game this guy this guy this is the secret guy you gotta watch out for gamer man he knows he knows every character from ratchet and clink he knows every game he knows the name of the character from infamous 2 still even to this day he still knows the character from infamous two you gotta watch out for this guy competition you think he's not gonna win but he's gonna win this you gotta watch out you gotta be careful wrong playstation skill and knowledge but his maturity and arrogance quickly put him at risk yep it's no doubt that he's incredibly arrogant he goes well actually i actually that was from ratchet and clink for uh going commando uh actually that was from uh mlb the show uh 2014 actually where they implemented the uh the physics of the of the ball dropping physics reality pales is one of the best but now that it's on the line does he have what it takes oh i'm absolutely prepared to be hated but i don't think i'm gonna be like a douche like big physique that's not gonna be the case i think i'm being a realist if you guys were to ask me right now a studio that's under sony computer entertainment i'd be able to list their games grill studio killzone bring it cue game heck i'm a stupid-ass thing james come on you can do better than that if people were to describe me i'd say they would think probably the same three words who makes war hawk ask him that what was that one game day we're trying to promote starhawk there's warhawk and starhawk right what was it start starhawk warhawk is made by guitar hero what was that game dude i don't i forget what it was star something that i would choose for myself and that's kind of confident uh hardcore and a gamer one person it really was starhawk a lot of confidence almost a little borderline [ __ ] star [ __ ] i am a confident guy yeah i'm here to prove that i am the most viable candidate to work at santa monica studios congratulations reality pals you are safe from tonight's elimination he did have like a cocky air about him i'm cool with him to death but he's a real go-getter that dude noses too cocky too cocky he thought he even knew who made starhawk dick call reality come on black team you guys are the winners of today's challenge and are safe from elimination i would do everything and anything to win and i actually already have a plan already i want us to form an alliance i'm already thinking of who i want in my alliance if i can get the weaker ones to the very end then i have a much better chance this guy's leaving us this guy is an evil master man that's why i think he's going to win he made like an alliance with this girl that everybody hates and he used her as like his as his evil pawn third if we're going to make an alliance the internet went out the internet went out all right let's see who wins this let's see who wins this no it wasn't phil i don't think it was phil trying to silence me if it was phil i would be dead already dunder do another among us tournament among us us tournament what is among us is that a is that a north american game all right let's see who wins this let's see who wins this i gotta move suddenly let's go previously on the testo come on go go go go you will be working as a production associate on the next big playstation 3 blockbuster season one season two didn't do this bigger and better prizes bigger harder challenges i know everything there is to know about santa monica studios i know i'm gonna kill it congratulations reality pales i the winner of this went on to work on nick it was next darling i definitely feel like people underestimate me but i know my [ __ ] the other competitors should watch out i'm just like so focused right now you fight and you overcome or you get nothing despite the judges telling us we have no more second chances they give me a second chance and that means i'm on life support from here on out i gotta go big or go home you're gonna be the strongest who's gonna win so now it's time to up the ante and go balls to the wall the only character you know i'm i think they're telegraphing something here the only character on the show that they didn't make look like a complete [ __ ] is this guy this is the only guy that they're trying to show in a positive light every other person on the show they try to make them look like a weirdo like a weirdo [ __ ] this is the only guy that that looks like normal this is the only guy you're supposed to like i had more motivation and desire to take it to the end than ever congratulations you should all be very proud i don't know which one of you guys will take it home but i wish you guys the best of luck it's make it or break it it's a win or lose need to grasp my dream and i need to make it happen selected from thousands of applicants dedicated gamers match skills in a series of challenges to earn the chance for a job at playstation on the tester why is it shining grumpy are you talking to me today is the day it's win or lose there's no gray i'm 100 focused from the time i wake up rocking the robes today yes put a banana peel put a banana peel when they get up kind of in a daze and you can tell we're all feeling kind of the same thing like banana peel on the floor no it's us three and like you could tell we're all just trying to enjoy each other's company while we can still enjoy it well we got a message let's do it right it says good morning gamers homeless gamers days of the day the stars could align for you one challenge separates you from the golden opportunity to join the team thank you dick i am the humblest gamer of all time what can i say i'm the humblest gamer of all time monica studios i hope your energy is up and there's no rift in your game but first brent and adrian will join you for breakfast in the playstation oh log we find out we're having breakfast with brent and adrian those two have drilled for weeks and you don't know if they're going to drill us more if it's a trick you know you've never done all right that's two people knock knock hey guys i thought that was just one full name when brett and adrian walked in it was kind of exciting you know it almost feels like because we've been here so long that we almost know them so how has it been living in the loft isn't this cool and quiet now yeah really eerie yeah spooky so three of you guys made it if you win they should have put really sad music they should have just for the opening of this episode they should have just showed the whole place like empty and they should have just showed like the playstation sitting in a corner with like dust on it and like a copy of warhawk sitting in the trash with like a pile of dust on top of warhawk and they should have showed like big stack is still actually there big stack is like sitting on the couch playing a game he's still on the show actually i'm interested in like what you would be leaving behind if you're willing to move out i'm not sure if you guys live in california or not i uh i live in tampa now i was stationed out there for a long time my unit is in japan so anytime i have to go to work i just fly over to japan and work out there do missions out there and then come back yeah so it's easy easy the fact the fact that we're a japanese military it's just nothing how about you reality well i guess the first thing i'd be leaving behind is school and academics and some annoyed parents but being at uh santa monica studios i'm sure would be an incredible learning experience you don't ever leave education no never i continue to take classes all the time yeah you know i have a degree but it's like you have to make you ain't taking up classes what are you class you taking how to try to go do do [Music] be relevant if you were to come out you still continued education just figure out how to do it out here or something else yeah what about you christy i live alone at my own place i'm pretty independent i'll probably be out here anyways honestly yeah but i don't have anything i don't own a lot of stuff i could just get on a plane at any time sweet they were super friendly brent's way taller than i thought he was adrian's totally herself and panel and i totally respect that you could tell they both wanted to make an effort to get to know us and that made us feel really good you're going in your final challenge and the winner goes to santa monica studios hold nothing back because it is going to be an awesome opportunity but it has been a pleasure chatting with you guys we wish you luck on today's challenge we'll be seeing you later i think they have uh outfits for you guys to change into and get ready all right sounds good all right see ya we don't judge anything tonight we just watch we're voyeurs holy crap this was great but it's time to get changed this is like some serious [ __ ] this is the last challenge it's just three people in a couple hours someone's gonna win death match this is my chance to reach my dream reality and christy they kind of didn't want to go against me in the final you know they had made that clear but it's anybody's game oh look at it i got a bulletproof vest on or something like i have a very good shot it is a deathmatch i'm here there's a reason we're all here so i'm gonna show them that i'm good enough to win it this is a death match we're all getting a little nervous and every second that went by like was closer and closer and closer and looking out the window we were just like looking at each other like call of duty the ultimate game your game really is here counter strike your life i'm so nervous and it's the most nervous i've ever been they're gonna put all these gamers they're driving them out to d dust too they're driving them out to dust too they're gonna give them three ops and it's it's down to the wire at this point holy [ __ ] look at this stuff going to the challenge i don't know what the hell is going to happen out of all we've done so far you know this is the moment that counts you know the thing that's going to do since day one i give 100 and i know no reality christie we're gonna do the same this is gonna be tough we arrived in the middle of the desert in front of these bizarre wooden rack table things and we're we're getting tied up what knowing that the challenge doesn't change and kind of terrifying they're just going to leave them there congratulations on making it to the final three but the competition isn't over yet what is compete in one final challenge you will race to complete four levels inspired by starhawk the first person to complete starhawk it was called starhawk they're coming back with starhawk again [Laughter] it's stark it's star hawk [Laughter] here we go this is just like star hawk the classic the classic game that everybody remembers and played all four levels will win the tester three let me remind you what's at stake the winner will earn the opportunity of a lifetime to work at the home of the critically acclaimed god of war franchise the world famous santa monica studio where you'll work as a production associate on an unannounced aaa playstation title i've been starhawk 2. stressful situations before but uh nothing like this i mean my dream is on the line you'll also receive a new playstation 3 and sony 3d television 5 000 signing bonus and a 2012 ford focus titanium and if that deal wasn't sweet enough the winner will also get two free gears of car insurance for your new ride courtesy of progressive insurance you start to realize like what's at stake it's it's a lot to get this opportunity at santa monica studio it's beyond a big deal you are currently at level one of your final challenge to complete this level you must begin by untying your hands from behind the pole to release yourself from the trap you will follow the rope path behind you over and around the obstacle to reach the key on the other side once you have the key unlock the locks and then advance up and over the hill you'll find a new ford f-150 svt raptor to take you through the next level i'm starting to shake at this point i'm scared but i know that the other two are in the same boat as me right now the raptor is built for tough and is engineered to withstand extreme off-road punishment and take intense performance off the beaten path whether on dirt and sand or gravel and rocks it has exactly the muscle you'll need to succeed if they get nick what if they get in the car and their wheels fall off and the car just falls down and then uh and then progressive won't cover it in the second level of the race i wish you all the best of luck and i'll see you at the final level everywhere that she says i'm like oh god oh god oh god oh god now my heart's beating my heart is beating this is it your final challenge starts now i undid my left glove first and i was able to slip my hand right through that opening of the knot oh so i get untied pretty quickly he took the glove off i'm like what the [ __ ] is this table thing like what am i strapped oh i'm struggling i'm trying to figure out just how i'm gonna get my big ass through these little like tangles at this point i'm like wow i have the disadvantage because i'm bigger than reality and christy uh-oh and i noticed oh this guy's still stuck let me do it but i take my time i try to be as cautious as i can uh making sure that i don't miss anything oh now look at this look at this so the rope is tangled in this long table type contraption and it's all tangled and weaved in different ways oh no he's coming back he's coming back around and over and under i have to get through it it's kind of like a spider web if you go the wrong way you're just gonna get like tighten it up more this guy the reality guy he put a he already foresaw this he has an insider he has insider info at this point i'm realizing you know this is a lot more difficult than i kind of anticipated i kind of went a little too fast when i got to the middle i had to back myself up because i i got to a point where i couldn't even move so i kind of had to backtrack so i tangled this one part and move forward again [Music] it's just like starhawk i'm extremely flexible and i'm a contortionist i thought that was going to help me but you know i look over at achilles and he's a big dude i knew yeah what she said she's a contortionist she should have been doing this easy what is what the heck it was more than just being you know nimble enough to weave in and out it was more to it you really had to pay attention to how it was wrapped and one wrong move is going to be even more i made it i made it out and i see the barrel and you know there's a key on top of it so i have to unlock every single lock achilles is already unlocking it's locked just like stutter hard this is just like the great game played i'm getting nervous as fast as i can i'm going to smoke these guys and they have no chance because i'm going to keep the momentum going get in the car get in the car and drive them over not even close to the end of mine and that prompts me to speed up a little bit i get down the hill and i see the raptor and i read the sign and the desert and memorize the order of the symbols and it says you're going to charge down this path and you need to memorize hey ghost he goes in the correct order oh he's good in it as soon as i saw the first sign i was like okay good you know it's the uh the home symbol so i'm like okay so these are going to be the uh you know the various size and symbols that they use for the home screen my heart's going in mile a minute it's going around these turns all crazy it's drifting you know he's doing donuts he's going through these dips you know in these ditches it was a rush this life is on the line what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] the driver is going [ __ ] nuts oh my god look at how crazy it no it was is of hard to concentrate i finally get this tangle undone i'm really getting the hang of it and i know exactly what i'm doing i see reality is unlocking i'm still maybe halfway through at that point you don't want to get you don't want to get in that car once i get those locks undone i just feel free and i book it up the hill i finally get over this hill and i don't see achilles but what i do see is this raptor so i hop in this thing i have to memorize all these symbols around me and the achilles is probably way ahead and i have no visual of him whatsoever he finally comes to a stop there's dust everywhere i need to go down this path into my next leg of the course okay oh this part this part this is there this is where they get you level two if anybody who's played star hawk level two is where they [ __ ] you over i said the correct sequence continue you may then follow the blue arrows at level three i have to remember the signs i saw and use the blocks on the table to put them in the correct order at this point i'm feeling really good because i got a great lead it is so easy to kind of just give in and be like there's no way i'm not going to take this to the end i have to memorize these symbols it's tough because we're just hauling ass there's mud going everywhere then you really feel those bumps the only thing that i can do is to remain calm and focus exclusively on the images that are going by i start hauling ass to the next level once i saw reality i was kind of scrambling i hadn't gotten it wrong like two or three times already i was like damn i just squandered my my lead grab your seatbelt something in memorization i've got this this is my time to really focus i was terrified i could hardly see half the symbols i'm like this is ridiculous it's crazy you guys going a hundred i think i have the majority of them the three that i am having a hard time on are the playstation network logo the internet logo on the xmb and the settings box i'm pissed at myself because i had this this awesome lead you know now i'm just blowing it i pretty much memorized them all just in the wrong order correct go finally on my third try i got these symbols all correct and finally i'm in first place uh-oh he fell he failed [Laughter] he's gone he's at level three and i'm like what the level three mission the minefield he's gonna have to go through a real minefield it's gonna be a real minefield see all these blue balls placed on the ground and i see that there's a message waiting for me and it says that i have to go into this minefield through all these blue little mines that are placed in the field once you've touched a nugget with your hands those are real you must bring it back to this workstation to crack it open with a mallet you may only transport one blue gold nugget i have to just keep going back and forth this is inspired by uh croc you'll need to you'll need crack knowledge to win this level from these mines to the table to smash them open to find these puzzle pieces that i have to decipher that is going to open this lock box that is in front of me [Music] this is so complicated this is why nobody played star hawk too complicated i'm just cracking mines open left and right come on with every you know mine that i get i'm just hitting it that much harder because i'm so pissed off come around that corner any second now oh [ __ ] i can tell he's frustrated as [ __ ] i know these are the first four i know these are the last three so all those in the middle i'm just gonna rapidly switch them out and and see what works achilles he would just start over basically correct correct she passed them up she patched them up oh no nothing ah hi chrissy this is nice he's got the blue orb though he's got he's already got the blue orb as much as i really want to beat christy to this puzzle okay i just don't have it in me i'm pissed at myself because and you know now i'm just blowing it correct no i'm stressing out i'm nervous now i fought so hard to get to this point i'm dead last and if i don't step up i'm going home with nothing no no gone from first to worst he's been sitting there for like four hours trying to do every single combination and they're just pissed off at him now no no now i'm in last place and christy blaze passed me um and you know reality's already ahead i'm stressing out i'm nervous now i'm anxious because you know i want to catch up to them so i'm kind of making mistakes and you know juggling the symbols and everything else they're just going to say yeah whoa we got it finally i finally put the last one in i thought i was going to be there forever oh my god please tell me hey i open up this this mine and i see all these little scattered puzzle pieces i haven't solved a puzzle a good 12 years i finally get to the next leg of the race and i see you know reality and christy they're looking at something i don't know what it is and then i saw all the smashed pieces around them so they had been busy so now i knew i'm like wow them smash them with your hands i'm looking at this puzzle i'm trying not to match the words i'm trying to match the pattern in the background i'm feeling like okay just calm down i'm good at this kind of stuff no no i finally get the whole puzzle together the first question starhawk is so crazy when they make you get all the when they make you get all the blue barrels off of the ground and assemble the puzzle piece that's why it was such a controversial game for the time it was the first game where they it was the first uh genre where they tied you to a barrel and then you had to get out of the barrel unlock yourself go on a ford truck memorize all the playstation icons and then get the blue barrels and then crack them open with the hammer to build the puzzle that was a type of game that they that people have never seen before star hawk question is regarding god of war and it's how many games has the franchise had and i know the answer done i look at the second question and it asks how many targets did you have to hit in the uncharted golden abyss challenge it's five we had to hit five the third question asked when was the playstation 4 release and i know it because i bought it 2036 november 17th 2006. at this point i think that the code is five five six nothing doesn't open i'm pretty concerned to say the least i took like six seven trips and each trip got more and more frustrating because as soon as you pick it up you know that there's nothing in there you can feel it finally i get the nugget that actually has something in it so i'm happy um and you know i noticed that christy and uh and reality are still working so i'm like yes i'm back in i it my puzzle together and i read all three questions and i'm like i know this i know all three of these questions are you doing this right so i'm trying to put the combination into the box it's not working but i know these answers i'm like how is not so i go back up and i read the questions over them and i'm like oh one of the questions was like how many targets did you have to hit in the uncharted golden abyss challenge it's a trick i'm going to be playing a level of you know starhawk christie pride's box open wait they gotta go play star hawk after all this [ __ ] that's gonna break that's gonna break their soul that's what's gonna break them they gotta go through all this [ __ ] to play starhawk that's where they're just they're just gonna boot it up and quit out they're just gonna quit out of the show they're just gonna they're gonna they're gonna walk and i'm still scrambling to figure out my code ah i finally put the ball i gotta do all this to play starhawk i don't understand what's going on i thought my lock was broken dude this is ridiculous bro i need to go back and i need to lead and i need maybe smash it open with the hammer just use the hammer on that team i'm going through every single that makes two of us buddy and it was five of us on the team and then i i noticed you know you could turn it forward and drive it up the key word in that whole thing was you it was how many targets did you have to hit and then it clicked and i was like i am an idiot there we go i hear this popping noise i just know at that instant that achilles had opened his box i'm feeling pretty defeated at this point but you know i'm obviously not seeing something that they both saw so i go back up i read the question as thoroughly as possible and i realized i only had to hit one target in the uncharted gold into this challenge oh it was a trick question god damn it i realize i have night time by composure be prepared to improvise still overcome anything to beat these two i am feeling great i was in last place but now i'm in first and i know that's going to be intimidating them a little bit but i know better than to underestimate these two it's chrissy pride i'm going to be playing a level of star hawk here we go i learned that i had seven objectives to fulfill on right that level i'm doing well looks like some [ __ ] ass god of war uh gears of war building things in the game and then in runs achilles christie's already ahead i didn't panic i wasn't stressed i kind of glanced at her screen to see what objective she was on get to that overriding quick oh i got right up next to him wasn't that like a multiplayer game isn't starhawk like a multiplayer only game wasn't it like free to play it was like free to play multiplayer only storehouse am i thinking of something else what i'm just running for the first objectives i'll kill whoever i got to kill along the way christie is on her second one you know she was a little bit ahead of me but you know i just kept my eyes forward and focused on you know taking out those enemies for each wave comes reality fails reality comes in he's hustling and i got kind of worried because he's a great gamer and he's comfortable are they just playing like the tutorial far behind at this point i skip the enemies i just try to bum rush because i know i'm short on time do they have to beat the whole star hog game they gotta beat the whole game now right in a fire fight ai i did not anticipate was gonna be that smart i'm taking cover oh he got killed and i got killed after that i realized i had to keep my head on a swivel but i can't be cautious i have a lot of ground to make up building some turrets that is a very smart strategy in this game i'm killing enemies i'm accomplishing the missions 10 seconds to impact i'm not checking out achilles i'm kind of kicking ass and i don't want to get out of my groove and i don't want to know what he's doing i'm coming from behind she's already got a lead you know but um i i powered through use the laser used the star heart i knew that you know i could possibly get in the star mix build the turret my coordination my accuracy is flawless at this point and i'm feeling pretty good but they're both still ahead he's getting a lot of head shots he's getting a lot of head shots to set up your defenses before those waves came so right now the smart thing is don't die you have to that's a good starhawk play don't die don't ever die in starhawk a lot of games you're supposed to die but starhawk you actually have to stay alive it's kinda it's kind of the first of its kind utilize the church you have to utilize the launch pads and these two people you know my left and my right were actually kicking ass so i peeked over i wanted to see where he was at we were literally on the exact same mission it's about to get crazy i'm like don't worry about it don't worry about i'm just going for it shoot the star hawk if i slip up in any way one of these guys are gonna pass me and i can't let that happen after this they have to fight tony hawk they have to do do a bigger trick than tony hawk even the feeling is indescribable you've won the coveted job of production associate at world famous santa monica studio he won congratulations i am proud to present you with yourself wait they just win it they just have to win that and you win you got the job signing bonus for santa monica studio welcome aboard you won yeah wow like this is just awesome and um santa monica is in for a treat man because i'm going to give it my all reality pails and christy pride tell him don't make it like incredible don't make the next game next star of your ultimate dream job but thank you so much for all your fight during this competition i'm gonna go back home they gotta go work for uh they gotta go work for xbox they gotta work for like connect connect the mulch i'm a gamer eagerly anticipating santa monica studios is next game and he's going to be right at the helm of it and i can't help but just be so proud [Applause] like happy tears you know like i'm just so proud of achilles she deserves it i got a little something for you too here's your new ride congratulations yeah what's going on y'all this means that all my years and all my hours and my mom yelling at me to stay away from the tv and it was all worth it my passion won my love for video games i don't know if it could ever be worth it and the next playstation tester hello gorgeous there he goes there he goes again share the wealth funny thing about being a trophy horror you're also a baltimore too oh my god your boobies look so good i like your pants oh thank you buddy for the push man two three it's hilarious there you go guys i just heard about this thing yesterday it's called sunshine have you ever heard of it no never i haven't i haven't seen it apparently when you go outside it's it's free do you watch twilight too yes i do can't wait to the new one come out on the 18th team jacob all day every day wake up you know what happens to people now we're seeing their true colors stay asleep now we're seeing the true colors that's my underwear really like it's like every day i get up in the morning i turn around to like to get my shirt and i see panties on the bed right there i'm like really what are you doing you're napping yeah oh my god i've been waiting to see you come in here you guys [ __ ] just gets weirder as amazing somebody uh god who did it in my hair it came real so i'm tripping balls right now oh yes what's in it that shit's just a stale it doesn't gross me out anymore they're really not that that terrible once you've had dozens upon dozens if not hundreds is it eating it did it just die did you tell goku that you uh were into him but i love him yeah no i didn't have the guts to do it come on you gotta do it next time everybody gets to see me pantsless with some pants on so i'm double negative in my own clothing eye i couldn't even look at him i mean that [ __ ] broke my heart just like ego yeah his face his face bro just broke my heart for diddy probably he was a fiercer better than i was ready to split ego and burn this for y'all see you next time dang that was such a good that was such a big such a great show that was one of the all-time great shows uh i'll say this is the bed this is the best tv shows number one the tester number two breaking bad three uh the wire number four wait actually number two uh flintstones flintstones number three boss baby back in business on netflix but this beat some i think this beats all of them out that's the number one show that i've seen so much drama so many big twists learned a lot about uh different games like starhawk and mlb the show didn't look like mlb the show worked very good so happy that achilles won it he won the show he got the you got the car he really persevered there was so many great con oh so many great contestants on the show they all did so good uh that was just great just a great show i'll say i'll say it's it's up there with the sopranos it's one of the best shows i would say the ending to this show was a little more dramatic than sopranos a little more conclusive they could have went for the am they could have went for the ending where they just cut to black and you don't see who who won that would have been a nice twist everybody picked achilles to win that was the real achilles achilles if you're watching congratulations you did it you were part of television history i bet somebody at playstation got like a lawsuit after the show came out he was the realest gamer all right i'm getting off i'm gonna watch one last show before i get off now this is this is this is one of the all-time great shows this is even better than the tester if i can be honest this is probably one of the greatest shows to run this was kind of nintendo's answer to the tester [Music] um oh my god [Music] they did such a good job on the show you gotta love this show see you guys

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