DUMBEST INVENTIONS EVER

a throw pillow you could personalize with someone's image so you could snuggle their face I need this I need this I don't understand why are the faces cut out like that oh no no no I don't like that I thought it was like a body pillow it's literally a pillow of their face you don't even have like the hair or anything you literally just have a crop to pick of their face like this why would you want to cuddle with this would you want to cuddle with this yeah no I didn't think so maybe you want to cut it with this but not this tortilla blankets so you could turn yourself into a burrito and hide from the world on bad days burritos are never sad burritos might not be sad but a human pretending to be a burrito by wrapping themselves in a tortilla blanket can't be sad okay I feel like this just looks dirty like anybody would just look at it and be like kind of blanket is this it's the tortilla okay loafers get it I mean I'm not gonna lie I like this loafers and then it's a loaf of bread but it's also loafers as in the shoes because of comfy for your bread lover or the gluten-free person in your life cuz I know I would like those I'll never have one of those begins at Safeway ever again don't have these a bag of cat farts I don't understand is this for a human or for a cat and does it taste like a cat fart or smell like it best like crying candy so as to be good to give it to the cat I don't understand okay there's Cupid farts oh maybe because it just looks like a fart it doesn't taste bad but does it stink bag of Trump hair too okay so it's actually cotton candy that they're selling as farts hipster animals a field guide what so is that how hipsters learn animals or how animals learn hipsters we got the mad horse over here which is a social media branding network analyst or whatever he says met to everything including mating okay here we have a little piano that you can play while you're on the toilet I mean I think this is pretty genius and fun and a good time it's even got a little you on one side so it can fit snug inside the toilet I like this I can play somnus with my toes bomb taking a big fat stinking shareable chocolate anuses that are super delicious no buts about it wait are they actually supposed to be bunts somebody bought these for their boss on Valentine's Day I mean hey it's still chocolate a different kind of chocolate one that smells good one that you won't find on a real anus so here we have a clear shower curtain with pockets that you can put all your folks there once you got somebody phones for you got that many man's and you want to be that careful so you got a different phone to text each different man's even an iPad probably watching how to thought while she texts each one of her different mans she got an iPhone she got an Android so on her side guy tries to call her out like hey did you text this guy from my Android and she'd be like no baby I'm only iPhone but she got two Androids that's one way I mean it works you could watch TV while you shower I don't know if this is stupid or pretty good look what you don't have 5-10 minutes to take a shower without looking at a screen with just wait oh my god the new sniper won't video just came out but I gotta take a shower and then go to school so let me wash it in the shower okay acceptable these fish shoes that you're gonna flip her over look at that relationship goals right there so like Ashley wrote a review I got these are my obsessed Bosch fishing but I got this for my obsessed bass this shirt I got this were my obsessed bass fisherman husband that's a mouthful just like those fish mouthful of those crusty ass toes a garden Godzilla care of your infestation if gnomes aren't your thing oh this is great it's just beautiful it's about time someone got rid of those pesky gnomes oh it's beautiful Thank You Godzilla I always knew you are a good guy oh I've done this before it broke in like two minutes it doesn't work it's hard it's basically glasses so if you're like reading and you get bored you just pretend you're Kobe Bryant until the ball goes in the hole brain coasters that form a full brain when you stack them that's actually pretty lit I like this it's like a brain that sliced up and then stack all up together as a whole brain okay I like it I approve instant Underpants just add water for like when you really need Underpants I mean you couldn't wait till you got home or anything okay I mean I mean there's lots of things that could happen to your undies during the day like it could like hook on for something and just rip someone could like steal them or like you don't make it to the bathroom in time but don't worry you have an instant handy-dandy instant Underpants just run it under some water and then you got yourself some undies y-you can just carry around another pair of undies a square bed that looks like a slice of bread I love this I've seen this before it is a pet bed that looks like a slice of toast let me show you what this looks like this is so cool it's a bed but it's toast so look at that cat you looking like a snack I love it okay making a snack butter in that toast butter that toast real good on the little kitten snack and get out of that human that's for dogs to wait toothpaste this is a good idea you would think Oh what do I need two caps on my toothpaste for you don't want to get stuck all on the other side you have another opening so you can just push it out so you don't have that problem where it's like I've gotta roll this damn thing up because it's all stuck on one side no this solves a lot of problems it's a good idea I would buy it ray gun nose trimmer for zapping away unwanted I like this this is cool it's like I'm gonna do it I'm finally gonna trim away those pesky nose hairs wait so this toy of a narwhal it turns evil look you can you rotate us eyes and open his mouth me when I'm hungry versus me after I ate I just want to stick my finger in it fly push pins when you hang out for your cute little polarised you like put them into the wall with flies oh I mean some people learn to that personally I don't like flies actually hate them that reminds me I need an electric flyswatter chopsticks with hands you heard me right they have tiny hands at the end so they can pick up a marshmallow apparently give it to you um all right guess I don't know would this actually make it easier wait they really eat it Lucky Charms with chopsticks what country is this motorized ice cream cones the battery-powered plastic cone contains a small dish that rotates you're melting scoop for you you know if your ice cream is like melting and you don't look it up in time it'll rotate for you so it doesn't drip but was it worth it though was it worth it you bring this like motorized ice cream cone to Baskin Robbins and they're gonna put a scoop on it for you and then you're gonna press that button now rotate it so it's like ain't nothing drippin on me but you can't even eat it that's the whole point of a cone so you can eat it training wheel high heels so these high heels have training wheels wouldn't that make you like fall and slip this is a hazard this isn't supposed to like help you how you'll suck because your foot is in a unnatural arch that makes it very uncomfortable not the actual here like adding the training wheels it's just gonna like you make one wrong turn you gonna write onto your back was it worth it Janet phone case who needs a phone case you could buy jeans that have a built-in phone case like just slide it right in and to put the Jean flap on top nobody will ever know nobody will ever know you have a phone in there I feel like this is only good for one thing cheating on your test so the pocket zips up so you can just unzip it during a test lift up the flap BAM all the answers right there make it even easier put all the answers on your lock screen so you just have to press it and then it's oh it's all there this is the best way to cheat in 2018 this is the future now in 2018 we'll have flying cars portable fish tank so you could take Goldilocks to the supermarket and so the swap meet but you ever feel like your baby is not doing enough work around this house buy them a baby mop is basically a onesie with mop parts attached to it so the little rascal in your life and start paying rent pay for your nanny by cleaning these floors I mean does it really clean is he really making enough to pay rent I like how it says in the description make your children work for their keep i'ma keep you around here you're gonna work oh you gotta be 16 to work oh not in this house you cuz time now before you can even talk before you can even walk you're gonna work next we got an Apple sweater pack your lunch time Apple and a sweater to prevent bruising um no what are you gonna do unbuttoned the Apple put the sweater away save that for later like when you're gonna bring another apple in your lunch this is so pointless if you think that's extra we got broom and dustpan slippers I can only imagine like ballet with the purpose hitter drawers in your stairs Oh imagine but imagine going down the stairs and it's just like a little bit open and then you trip over that big one and then you gonna fall like three stairs tumbling down those stairs over that's that's not fun that's the only reason I would not do this just the three percent chance that I would trip on it one day yeah I don't think it's worth it anyway that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below which one you think is the coolest and make sure you hit that like button in the face and subscribe to the Wolfpack I love you guys so much things retching bye guys

Channel: SSSniperWolf

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Keywords: sssniperwolf, sniper wolf, reacting, reaction, funny, inventions, dumbest inventions, useless inventions, dumbest inventions ever

Id: OHVnGh2Y2d8

Length: 11min 32sec (692 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 09 2018