DUMB PEOPLE who just didn't get it

hello friends let's meet your favorite youtuber who spent the last few hours cleaning Pease not even kidding people who just don't get it so the neighbor just sent my dad a message on Facebook I'm tired of being scared of whatever is in your kids creepy window it's a freaking cardboard cutout of the dude from Supernatural I don't know his name not gonna lie that is pretty creepy like imagine every time you open up your window you see this across the street from you so I texted my mom new iPhone 11 and I found this photo someone making a fool out of the new iPhone and it's triple camera cooking up some shrimp on the flash and she's like you could cook on me Yes Mother it's 2019 you could literally cook on the back of an iPhone you trying to reheat last nice pizza say no more fire up the good ol Bunsen burner science has gone way too far I'm sorry to disappoint you guys but you can't cook on it - wait you said then closed one flashing Wow ma'am that is inappropriate you distracted the sign that controls the entire freeway with your bosom now put it away next time you won the 287 and you think it would why there's so much traffic cuz of her she ruined it for all y'all over here we got this woman you know was in a hurry just put her shirt on was out you know it's usually no big deal when you got your shirt backwards or inside-out but now when you have literal bra cups how you get that wrong maybe she needed some extra support in her back I don't know how it feels like when I got acne on my back like you really didn't notice she really walked outside her house like without noticing this woman stood in line to check out behind two mannequins you know was sitting there for a hot minute and then she started like looking like I was taking this dude so long these guys literally haven't moved in the past ten minutes she really waiting behind two mannequins like you couldn't even bother light it looked up and be like oh they made a plastic this fantastic is anyone gonna tell her no FedEx accidentally delivered my shoes to the house next door I walk over to her house and see this don't know how to feel oh we got grandpa car chewed over here chilling in her brand-new easy Oh sunny what shoes you talking about I ain't get no shoes out of here this is so bad kinda you better send this man another pair ASAP she's done bamboozled the shoes she liked him so much even wearing them on the wood floor be honest you walk into your neighbor you see them wearing the shoes that you ordered you taking them back are you gonna let them be comment below man you like bring my pickles off baby be your size you know how many ven rolls I had to get to buy those hey Siri call me an ambulance okay from now on I'll call you an ambulance okay oh no she didn't you dying you asking for an ambulance and series like perfect timing to make my master laugh hey Siri call me an ambulance calling emergency services Oh No okay they updated her she got smarter I think the person and the cubicle next to mine is trying to pass me notes let me just write hi to them they took their paper back waiting for a response Josh right on my heckinger smiley face I had to leave the cubicle I am so sure lesson learned don't write on other people's papers she asked for frozen gifts this Christmas oh the little baby man frozen I got you frozen peas what more could you want you could make a pretty let chicken pot pie what are you so mad about ungrateful child mother I wanted frozen like you couldn't even got me Olaf and not frozen peas leaving the day I turn 18 oh hold on a sec your real present is their adopted surprise when I was a kid I had this really strange fear that I was adopted just somehow I didn't belong to my parents like they've been lying to me and then one day my brother got mad at me and he told me I was adopted and I was like no way no way if anyone's adopted it to you I'm the favorite but I remember being very upset like it confirmed all my suspicions for a second then I have to like sit and think about it really hard like I'm not actually your mi Li look like my mom no my mom would have lighted me like that I'm blind and I stab my straw through the lid thinking it was one of those thin plastic lids you're supposed to stop I'm surprised it went in that was a very successful stab you did there yeah when you order tied to your boba it's supposed to be those like thin plastic lens I gotta like by now you must have a very firm stabbing grip to be able to just get it through one of those my mother was digging at this and told me to take a look at that adorable - hounds he's sleeping she was looking at a purse wait what her oh it's a purse I thought it was a dog no way it seriously looks like a dog well good thing you didn't run up to go pet it I think my computer's broken boss just give it to the it guy me okay what's outside and toss is my laptop into the sewer good luck Hey Pennywise can I speak to your manager y'all have my laptop back or not but um painless carpool to work tomorrow sure about that your car right yeah okay I don't care okay I don't get it but you're the boss carpool literally put the car in the pool okay you know what I can't even roast you right now cuz if you ask me this a few years ago I would have been like what I never knew what a carpool was when I was a kid I used to see signs for carpool parking only and then I'd be like but I some people got pulled in that car and then someone go literally drove a car into the pool how we gonna get to work now we carpool dinner with the bestie you girls look cute so nice the kids will be close in age they grow up as close friends I'm not pregnant oh no you did not just go there you know we just chilling after a crazy night of Chipotle balls double chicken guac yes I know it's extra and auntie Paula really gonna be like Oh pregnant at the same time ain't even pregnant big guys I feel like that's like one of the most low-key offensive thing you can say to a woman like oh you're pregnant then they're not actually pregnant I thought you were weird I thought it was a real fish so my pencil case could be the reason I'm not making any friends I knows everybody just thought that you were bringing around the dead fish to school like oh what's wrong with this boy you can't mess with this kid you gotta get a face full of truth my boss told me to change the stupid sign so I did job well done give this man a round of applause before I said $2.99 for sack of potatoes much like if this is better my girlfriend asked me to fix her boobs literally ripped them a new one hello friends it's your favorite neighborhood ugh coming at you from the south of my big mouth with googly eyes on the sides I accidentally ate a Hal and peen yo my mouth is on fire heck off what a Hal and Pina Oh what just died [Music] seriously me I'm the friend you don't know what a jalapeno is pal and Pina is like two different guys and they say my mouth off fire whenever you're feeling down just know that there are actually people in this earth this dumb girl friends be like hey can you take me to the restaurant where they make the food in front of you me I can't take you to the finest freshest most organic hotdog stand that you ever saw no don't say it I'll spoil you so in LA I don't know if they have them other places but LA I see these everywhere after like every event in downtown LA they got the hot dogs they got the fresh onions peppers bacon-wrapped sausages caramelized onion they got it all they put it on a stick if you want and they cook it right in front of you fresh okay so I don't know if they still do this a long time ago there used to be an option where you can engrave your iPod or iPhone or whatever on the back of it and when you check out there's like an option to write whatever you want engraved and this genius typed in that box no thanks I don't want my ipod engraved and guess what Apple no you did the deed you wrote in the box now you have an iPod that says no thanks I don't want my iPod and grave joke's on you Joe my mom asked me for a pic of Ed Sheeran and I tried to be funny and edited it I didn't know she was gonna frame it a week later your grandma loves that Sheeran huh nice send me a pic of him you can google it wait actually I have one hang on thanks just looked at this picture oh yes that's the boy that's best boy over there ed Sheeran oh he in love with the shape of me bless his soul I'm in love with the shape of his face and then prints out and frames this photo of him pretty sure that's not as Sheeran that's it from my stage you can't fool me Samiha pick up surprised me ah here's a lovely pic of what ariana grande would look like with a receding hairline I mean dang she could sell rocket ten out of ten bald head would caress with my fingertips to change centimeters to meters you do what stakeout senti duh I mean name wrong you shake out the sin ti two centimeters you got meters genius over here I mean what did you expect me to do who math teacher got jokes who's watching BuzzFeed food videos and my mom thought I was texting a guy mama why are you smiling ya phone yes mother the only thing that makes me smile in this horrible world texting a guy definitely not a cute dog or some delicious food so this person was talking to Verizon support chat and Jessica's like for security purposes we need you to verify your billing pin pin is usually four to five letters or numbers cute just because like thanks to my face what that's the pin whoa whoa they're just kind calling you cute I got a boyfriend now you gon let me see my phone bill or not so I did a video on this photo so a child drew this photo saying when I grow up I want to be like mommy and it shows mommy on a pole and all these random men giving her money and that automatically you think it's a certain career choice that you don't need a degree for you don't even need to finish high school to do what mommies do it okay smells like if you would not be like mommy over here so the had to clarify to the teacher what this picture was I wish to clarify that I have never been an exotic dancer I work at Home Depot I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit I told her we sold out of every single shovel we had and I found one more in the back and that several people were fighting over who would get it the picture is that me dancing on a pole it's supposed to be me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot from now on I will remember to check her homework more this has got to be the biggest misunderstanding in history yes I said it in history ain't nobody in this universe not even my mother with the purest of souls would look at this and be like yeah she's selling a shuffle now but when you read the description that's like wow it all makes sense and we all have a dirty filthy mind but anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure that like but it turns out notifications 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Channel: SSSniperWolf

Views: 6,912,422

Rating: 4.9348602 out of 5

Keywords: sssniperwolf, sniper wolf, reacting, reaction, funny, dumb, people, who, just, didnt, get, it, stupid people, dumb people

Id: 249EEzQmVmQ

Length: 11min 37sec (697 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 15 2019