Godfrey in the trap! W/ Dc young fly, Karlous Miller and Clayton English!

always because a [ __ ] got a permit if a [ __ ] step up to me he gonna get hit don't touch my [ __ ] i got 15 on deck hit them in the chest in the neck are you ready if they ask for my permission i give a [ __ ] to them cause you know i'm on the mission because [ __ ] they be touching and grabbing and stealing and ain't with this [ __ ] because my name is hollow miller [ __ ] get out of line i gotta put them back got a nine on the hill with a strap on my lap when i'm riding keep that [ __ ] by my hand cause they don't understand what it's like to be a black man i keep the window cracked because they really think i'm selling crap now let me bring it back and spit another thing because i'm known for doing that i want what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] bro charge my phone appreciate it i got no use i need some dudes brother i need a little [Music] son i know this [ __ ] gonna be fun hold on drop a sign take them lyrics that's right [ __ ] got to hear it what the hell i need to chop the phone somebody right there it's a portable charger oh [ __ ] okay thank you well you know it's not a total loss i had time to roll some joints before i left play that beat play that beat [Music] got a wheel thriller i've been to chicago they got some nice titties good girls real pretty huh bringing no food put that on phone now what [ __ ] good girl whole nails but i'm not good at it i mean just say that but you know that [ __ ] ain't fun when you get in your hands like that [ __ ] you're right you suck oh damn i'll be going crazy yeah yeah i want to play that shit's a good grown man game because you know the white go first might go first i hate that room black is defensive that's [ __ ] i know my knowledge white man go first we're always on the defense that chess is metaphoric to our lives bro that [ __ ] is crazy can go anywhere who can go anywhere of course a [ __ ] i think a little funny but he deadly you seem like a millionaire they need to come over [ __ ] jumping oh in the world thank you all different i'll put this right here yeah do your thing okay we're getting three son you guys know what hey bro damn that's how we living it's the most dangerous pizza you get to be paused man come on no let me get a water bottle y'all get everywhere who y'all finna get it from a piece of me dry [ __ ] man that no bishop this is right here tonight right yeah okay buddy go there oh yeah yeah the grown man right here this is real man you got a stain oh [Music] i don't know beat me like consistently like you just keep beating me you got your which man you know how to play you just don't know how to defend yourself exactly i can tell you uh you know every let me at least read up on it so i learned and i just don't know how to you ready see i learned in jail first i learned the moves in jail and then got out and started playing oh [ __ ] so i knew every move was i knew yeah baby okay yeah okay you know how to play too yeah but i'm not good better than me because i [ __ ] and then you got to think steps ahead of [ __ ] you got to make sure that movie okay and then just leaving it let's shut up this game no no no man i'm just gonna pretend exactly like make one move then stall out like an hour we'll do the podcast yeah just act like you thinking and then we'll do one and then we'll just get into the show ain't ready oh terry man just the [ __ ] man he already seized my [ __ ] mm-hmm okay okay okay yeah yeah yeah yeah sometimes just one move checkmate one move that's all i need [Music] all right while y'all doing that i'll just get to some side notes go ahead side note we just crossed 20 000 [Applause] we did just get approved for the google play store [Applause] shout out to the hawks we got merch collab dropping real fast oh [Applause] shout out to the hopes man uh what else am i leaving anything i was gonna make him win am i leaving something out uh-huh i just got drafted to the foul [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] it's black history month like a [ __ ] we got it we got to change the night though black hebrew might oh [Applause] it branches off so it's all good i don't i don't even want to say that it's all good when the white people pulled up over here it was some [ __ ] already over here over here i'm with them whatever whatever they was called they came before columbus get that book they came they came up they called the natives oh [ __ ] your man what's up man here old man [Applause] even in india with their gods the blue it means it's black they just painted it blue but they so dark they're blue but they're all black the indian gods are black fish not kill the mess man it's real [ __ ] yes sir man you know who else we can't forget about it's in my genes this is my ancestor the maroons yeah that's right [Applause] get the [ __ ] on so i can really go touch my people where you going i'm going down to jamaica jamaica king style i've never been to clarendon jamaica clarence you threw my blood down there we got the same bloodline bless her bless her yes sir gotta love jamaicans though bro you remember when these [ __ ] came up in ox house on belly oh first thing that [ __ ] said go on test me come on i don't murder my heart come on test me can [Laughter] [Applause] he said you take my girl you take my life where i want now i want your soul i may want your soul [Laughter] so you're the new king of miami [Applause] i know a lot of people watch this movie they probably didn't catch this problem that [ __ ] would sit down and he was eating he stood up to do that part when he did the clap did you ever notice that nigga's six finger hanging off no the knee had a [ __ ] you know when the [ __ ] grabbed him by the throat and the [ __ ] throw his hand up the [ __ ] got six fingers on each hand what though right now he never got six figures if you watch what he's trying to get through to do the little police dude said x-star shot yeah it's like next time i catch you me on your eyes y'all got the best scenes but the coldest [ __ ] that's not it no lego shot it's the the restaurant [Music] [Applause] but i saw it a bunch of times then i stopped uh shot that oh okay i got another jamaican movie for you i don't know if you ever seen it break they come back right remember when that [ __ ] first came out it wasn't even finished yeah it was bootleg yeah yeah yeah that [ __ ] turned into a book a dj khaled video at the end they were they had one scene that told you what was supposed to happen yeah he was like they was at the first bootleg [Laughter] on the first leg white club killed everybody and took over at the end have you ever seen this movie called rockers it's an old jamaican movie i gotta watch this it's dope as [ __ ] check it out okay but it's time to do this welcome back to the 85 show ass [ __ ] big [ __ ] in here today man we have a comedic titan in here with us today if you have been on earth and you like stand-up comedy you have probably ran into this man on something this [ __ ] was gonna start searching come on man he just been on all the [ __ ] that a [ __ ] comedian could be on stand-up specials uh-huh [Applause] [Music] and i know that everybody sitting here is has been a fan knows what this man means to the comedy game [ __ ] does original jokes impressions uh [ __ ] topical humor political humor this man is what i would call a [ __ ] specialist when it comes to this [ __ ] right here a comedic sniper master uh a master of the craft right uh [ __ ] none other than who godfrey let's go [Applause] i i believe in originality i always was that dude like originality coming out of chicago and uh coming under bernie mac and uh you know bringing corey holcomb into the game that's what i did i brought him to amateur night forced him wow i forced corey hope he didn't want to do this yet nah he wanted to he was like because he was a ball player carter was man 50 inch vertical corey was play ball with my brother and then one day i was coming from amateur night you know damon williams yeah damon was hosting amateur night his cousin george wilborn was the house himself so i was like yo damn i got my man because i know corey since i was 15. i played baseball he played football basketball so i was like yo cory let's check it out man you need to come with me next month next week wednesday night you know cory's like me man i've been wanting to do this [ __ ] man but he came and and from there it was over i was like you know what i'm saying so coming under that and i got to give credit to uh another big brother of mine uh evan lionel i don't know if you all know evan lionel if it's los angeles he was he was starting comedy in chicago before everybody he literally saved bernie mac from ruining his life yeah from killing the dude exactly evan lionel's my big brother who he's the first [ __ ] to put money in my pocket first time i ever performed for the armed forces was evan lionel so he's the reason why bernie mac got to where he got to evan lionel making sure [Applause] you know what i mean and george wilborn who brought when he was doing it george wilbur another big brother who got me into the game too so you know the stress relieves the stress [ __ ] reliever taught me how to emcee shows boy real smooth yeah so these dudes are mine these are my brothers kenny hall another big con [Applause] that's how it started with them we was under them watching them and yeah that's and that's how from all jokes aside that's how i met d.l mark curry and just uh rick uh what's it ricky smiley i know it was that smiley night smiley all these cats so we was coming up pierre edwards yeah [Applause] [Laughter] [Laughter] yo so these are all my dudes man mike bonner all these cats shout out mike detroit yeah out of detroit man so all those dudes uh what's what's up spanky all them dudes like we all came up you know even even if you go in the white boy bill burr that was my dude patrice o'neil in like 97 98 i moved to new york and i saw all of them tracy morgan when he was fat as a tracer uh all everybody everybody from def jam i was like yo i'm from chicago these [ __ ] bill bellamy out of jersey i don't know if you guys saw the uh 25th anniversary right of def jam and cheryl underwood from chicago show underwood went on stage and said y'all remember peppermint lounge i was like i did it 10 times it was about something nick yeah shut up peppermint lounge was so [ __ ] up that route was 500 [ __ ] and the knicks were there always mixed with that like anthony you made your auntie mason and big [ __ ] baby heckling you the treach it'd be naughty by nature queens of all them and then [ __ ] flavor unit flavor units [ __ ] and bill bellino state so you know he's mtv everybody loves bill with a smooth curl belly and if you bomb then they can just start [ __ ] on you while you get off stage he goes yo what the [ __ ] was that you could just sneak out my room what the [ __ ] where did she go take the 95 north that was the [ __ ] and that's that that [ __ ] is where i met everybody man tracy morgan like all that i never did def jam though just to let y'all know never got chosen for def jam bob never picked me no no no nice [ __ ] on you bob but you never picked me she never did [ __ ] i'm not [ __ ] on bob but i'm [ __ ] on you but that's my man but [ __ ] you i would love to hear bob say that but let me let me tell you why i never put god through it listen godfrey i was just close to putting you on now like if you would have had six more months yo you was i knew you was already a supernova and your your comedy was so smart and it was it was real niggerish guy for you no he said i said yo bob you cause he made me audition right okay here's my how many times talk to yourself man i did all tina graham's rooms you know team graham yeah yeah the godmother counselor i came in i'll do talent swim in queens i did man it was just it was nothing but pele pele jackets and [ __ ] timberlands and every show was like this [ __ ] was like this i was like what the [ __ ] who this corny ass [ __ ] right here and i'm coming in from chicago yeah cause uh kenny howe had just done def jam yeah and i don't know if you remember kenny howe's act his last act his last joke he told he i helped him with his last joke he said got me what he goes you know how kitty is yo what [ __ ] what joke should i do then that last joke i said you should do that dancing uncle joke that laughs that your cleanest joke is your funniest [ __ ] and that [ __ ] get killed kill the road killer hypnotized yes that's a funny [ __ ] so he killed it so now kenny's giving chicago you know a reputation everybody's like we love chicago [ __ ] then adele gibbons who i used to open up for you know like my big sister dale gibbons came in remember we did the tic tac whale with tic tac boom chicago again and bernie mac i remember birdie mac announced he was doing depth jam cause i when we were doing his we did this place called the cotton club so that was open mic night and bernie had his band and [ __ ] and you do five minutes bernie be like he's like you got five [ __ ] minutes five minutes look if you ain't offstage the band gonna [ __ ] play was there then bernie was like i have an announcement i'm about to do death comedy jam baba ba he left and i hosted his [ __ ] for a whole summer and he let me host it he took he took me under his wing because he said this is what i like about you guys where you versatile you know you know [ __ ] original [ __ ] you know you do all that smart [ __ ] you got pimps and hustlers it looks like he's still funny you know that's that's bernie so i was doing you know the kai club was this is the 90s right right so the bulls are winning so you got jordan sitting there you got mod rashad you got lisa ray she's from chicago lisa reyes from chicago got common you got uh then you got bishop don juan chicago you got pimps hustlers the bulls scottie pippen right arguing with [ __ ] this is chicago man i saw this [Applause] cedric the tory brothers joe guy torrey brothers they all through the deck yeah nike apps was from indianapolis he's from the net so that's how i met mike doing the circuit in chicago boom so man once i got to new york when i got when i had to do that that [ __ ] peppermint lounge bill bell remember he brought me up he said this next dude coming up from chicago people went crazy hell yeah they were like chicago bernie man i was like [ __ ] so i got in knocked my [ __ ] out they gave me props and from there i was rolling you know but i was the chicago [ __ ] i brought war i wore [ __ ] i were all no michael jordan [ __ ] they hated because we was playing the knicks so he was like man [ __ ] chicago man and i used to get on stage people off first that was my thing i always liked to make people mad and then come back out of it i was crazy i'd be like yo what's up from chicago just wanna let you know the bulls gonna [ __ ] y'all asses up i'm just like yo like [ __ ] i don't play [ __ ] yeah i was that guy but i got my respect man it was cool because i got myself came up with dion cole too sorry yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and you know you got little rails right yeah we got cosby locked up damn it was him it was that video yeah the hannibal birds was like yo cosby a rapist you know and that's when the floodgates open damn and my first job you know the cosmic documentary is out the cosby documentary is out right now it's great let's talk about cosby damn kamal bell if you know who kamal bell is yeah he's from chicago too he just did this in chicago we shot this [ __ ] in 2020 march 2012 so people think it's recent we shot it in 2020. i my first gig was working on the cosby show i was audience coordinator for cosby in 97. you know i mean i was the warm-up i would bring out dr cosby felicia rashad that was me not the old cosmic show the other one with dougie doug i was there i lived in queens and boom that's when i was hanging around mike epps and all these other cats and that's when yeah i was doing that [ __ ] that's why i'm on that documentary because i work for the [ __ ] right i see no rapes right you know i saw women i see no rapes there was pudding around there was footing but nobody yo that's bill cosby man right like i was around this [ __ ] for six i said that's bill cosby you know what i'm saying you're like this [ __ ] in 1960 97 he was that famous since the 60s he was the first african since his black history month right first african-american on network television i spy with robert cole first animated first animated series found albert right then he had his own cosby show in the 70s before the one in the 80s right oh yeah he was a gym teacher boom had that oh yeah he was dude look it up he was a gym teacher he had his own cosby show then he had another one which was the one with malcolm jermaine warner back yeah and nbc was in third place when the cosby show came out third place number one as soon as cosby hit and went number one before seinfeld all that [ __ ] it was the cosby show yeah yeah so cosby had chain and then different world cosby literally changed television every year he [ __ ] revolutionized [ __ ] for african americans especially with our image and [ __ ] you know what i'm saying and then to see this [ __ ] you're like god damn it'll always be the grace he's like damn that's some [ __ ] do you like our kelly from chicago i used to watch r kelly um perform on open mics because r kelly used to be with this group called it was psp or some of his things my boys danced with him and then then he was with public announcement and andre went to school with my brother you sing background you know i don't see nothing wrong i know andre from that everyone forgot everybody's from chicago so i used to be there i couldn't be there you know what i'm saying so yeah that's chicago foreign tell me what that scene was like when he was coming up in chicago though because everybody knows like it seemed like you don't really see a lot of bad comedians come from that [ __ ] it's something about that place it's like things in chicago be funny two weeks after they started they come in funny there's some cats that are still in chicago tony scofield there's some dope [ __ ] danny schofield off the chain yeah leon rogers that's my brother leon see something about what the thing about us is everybody was different man when i went to new york and i love new york because new york was made me the comedian i am that's real [ __ ] because i've been new york 20 years so but chicago we always took pride in being different man we didn't like copying each other we were like yo if i had a joey oh yo you do this yeah yeah when i got to new york [ __ ] were doing each other [ __ ] literally it'd be 10 [ __ ] doing the same jokes hey man let me ask you this as a comedian yes sir who were some [ __ ] that you started doing comedy with that just disappeared henry spoon his dude named uptown uh this girl named tasha she's gone uh flame monroe chicago you know flame yeah chicago west side straight up you're still alive though yeah well you know you know flame that the the transgender yeah yeah who did the the tiffany haddish's first season chicago came up with us yeah but i had never seen a transgender comedian back then but flame was around us and flame was like you treated you got you treated me like a regular comedian man i was like yeah i grew up on the north side of chicago where we had gays and all that other [ __ ] boys man right by ricky field yeah that's what they call it like atlanta the capital when y'all already had a hoodie he had a hug [Laughter] don't go that loud i'm like i don't go to chicago [Laughter] chicago is a gang banging ass city facts that's real facts people with gangs and [ __ ] my father taught some of them my father was an educator for 45 years in chicago that's real damn let's go malcolm x college mother was a nurse for 30 something years no no oh i'm like madam my mother was a nurse popular though she delivered a lot of people's babies and [ __ ] ob guiding nurse my father was an educator and [ __ ] knew my dad you know my parents came from nigeria and i was born in nebraska my father in school then straight to chicago when my brother was born there my sister was born in nigeria so my you know nigerian family living in the most integrated area in chicago with all immigrants all immigrants all my friends were immigrants vietnamese germany chinese ethiopia we were all all our parents got it like a memo like this where everybody was going to yeah yeah everybody because you know once once one immigrant gets in they go it's good we can go get you over the doors like everybody yeah yeah yeah so that's how it was so you know man i had a chicago my father used to teach gang bangers in the jails and [ __ ] my pops was doing that illiteracy programs and [ __ ] like that yeah wanted to help [ __ ] he wanted to do he was in this system but that was my dad though west side for 45 years on the west side of chicago the worst neighborhood in chicago lawndale appreciate pops man yeah that's carlos miller this year it's time to get off the couch and start back feeling magnificent and blue shoe can help with that guys we know that confidence can take you far in life and when you feel confident you're at your best especially when it comes time to step up to the plate that's where bluetooth comes in blue chew is a unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as viagra and cialis but insurable tablets and at a fraction of the cost the process is simple sign up at bluetooth.com consult with one of the licensed medical providers and once you approve you'll receive your prescription within days best part it's all done online so no visits to the doctor's office no awkward conversations and no waiting in line at the pharmacy blue chews tablets are made in the usa and prepared and shipped direct to your door in a discrete package so if you 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grown up i almost did but the the colvin here perform in nigeria that's [ __ ] uh but the kobe i know d-ray has performed the nigerian couple communities do you know that they watched the hell at this show and they're going to see the [ __ ] he's on come on oh my goodness what is this here [Laughter] [Applause] independence day and they [ __ ] adopted us and they made us take a picture with a big ass what's up we're in there nigerians yourself everybody's here you are all right even if i'm not when i go to nigeria guess what i'm going to be what you're saying everybody and when i go to ethiopia i'm ethiopian when i'm in jamaica i'm jamaica [ __ ] now when i go to eat yogurt i'm still a jamaican nigerian hell yeah i'm gonna be every wherever i'm at modified so that's that's pretty much shout out to the whole africa den [ __ ] really bigger than what they showed that's why i said the whole africa even the little island is off the coast do you know when they try to say no name of africa is you better tell me what the caballon is the original name africa emperor say islam is the original name of africa but it's a catalan africa was a roman emperor who they named it after africanus that's where africa comes from so if y'all know that white house why don't y'all just say that and then we just stop saying africa africans say africa you don't make billions of [ __ ] you got to change i am sure i know i mean i said hey you are below what is that i'm african i guess we are already african-american and you know kevin america that would be [ __ ] up what the [ __ ] american i would like you to say a kebalani an american police all right first african-american dad what they what are they now they're changing it again they've had more goddamn tonight look bro black blacks colors colors and nick necklaces they want to be ezekiel orange monkey spirit characters listen why don't we just keep it simple and call them what they really are [ __ ] it's goddamn nigeria's damn your spell can we just call them [ __ ] [ __ ] i remember when they didn't mind it what'd you say i remember when it didn't bother them [Laughter] music you started making them things that you know we're all bad i think it's stupid white people be feeling guilty for real bro they will give you any relation to anything black that they have been around yes yeah yeah yes yeah listen crazy please i'm not i'm not i'm not my niece ashley is married to a black man and then they see some racist [ __ ] behind it they come over our house for christmas every year i'm black that's the only time they're welcome now they're coming out of gazebo my granddaughter is a little black girl yeah that's what they do he's a little black girl he's a little black girl and she's sitting right here i got a little black baby at the house at my house right now hey and when we go to walmart i got a little black baby people looking that's so crazy and they say he's stealing those kids and i say you [ __ ] your goddamn mouth this is my grandson this little baby [ __ ] is my dear grandson and you're to respect that but do you know how many of those racist people did end up with black grandchildren not half of the family is black damn right i remember one time over winfrey had um black people who have white relatives and and all the black people showed up and the whites did not yeah but they said we'd be late all the time yeah yeah they didn't show up because they were embarrassed really cause they had black black relatives well you stopped raping [ __ ] man i'm 10. you know what i'm saying but they didn't know they were like nah we they couldn't show up they were like they left the statement out we can't show up they know they [ __ ] up they'd be like so how did this happen who did what yeah we not coming yeah we don't know about sure look and it's not that we don't like y'all i got a little blind baby at my house right now they didn't mind he didn't care he didn't care he had the black babies everybody's the same i don't give a damn which color you are you could be green polka dots always [ __ ] that don't that ain't around why they always you can be green green you can have a [ __ ] burberry pattern nice yeah this year seventeen eight eight wow this year's seventeen where's chico is your eight yeah yeah i'm thinking for so long it's 17. you gotta get hybrid in different states he'd be wearing that you got to get in alabama alabama gotta do this and then north carolina got to do that yeah chico he went to the crib well i gotta give you all credit y'all killing that it's been a pleasure to be working with you guys on a while now too man oh man like you like they don't really allow old [ __ ] on the show and call you old you like the new hot old hero you know what i'm you i respect saying and i appreciate y'all showing me respect now you like the new old hat but nick has been asking me for five years yo god man come on on the joint come on yeah i feel a little old for that i ain't doing that she said nah i'm telling you just do this [ __ ] nah i like you on there man i'm not the oldest [ __ ] there this is how i did it this is how i did it because i did nick cannon's podcast right because he was doing that strong black [ __ ] i was like oh [ __ ] yeah he called me over i said i'm gonna do that then i did the dr sebi uh documentary right yeah i shot it in his jersey house i was there for like three hours and he's like yo come on man come on you got to do wild now [ __ ] i said man i ain't battle rapping [ __ ] all day i don't understand [ __ ] and they said nah it's gonna be other [ __ ] on it i said [ __ ] it and then come on man yo that [ __ ] was fun man did two seasons with you guys man you got are you hungry are y'all tired of them yet i mean i've been there for a long time to be 100 if you want to break it down that the only tv show that has kept us on tv consistently yeah for a while yeah i've been on tv since 2015. he been on that longer so if you want to sell right i've been known that since 2013. i think about 13 to 20 22. he been on tv for [ __ ] nine years straight and now yeah morning show i'm writing on this morning me michael [Applause] can i check your phone [ __ ] no what's going on man he want to check your battery well i got rubbles in his head oh you talk you gotta be nickelodeon nickelodeon and it's a nice thing because he asked me to be on it with rip who's another hard worker [ __ ] right yeah man shout out to real michael michaels chicago yeah he's checked out the barclay i've seen it yeah yeah rick michaels man that i seen that my my own eye man i felt real it's your chain man you're too rich yeah anyways he just fixed the chain yeah that's yeah yeah well they gonna kill you in the comments for fixing that [ __ ] changing y'all [Applause] i'm gonna put it in and you tell me put it in what are you doing you took it out in there [Applause] is [Laughter] he [Laughter] this wouldn't sound like out [Laughter] [Music] it's over have you guys heard about fan base yeah isaac hayes yeah [Applause] [Music] do you know what fan base is a it's like a ig for us but it's for everybody but you know what i mean it's for us where you don't get you know because on ig they like to ban a lot of us they like to i know you put one picture of your balls up [Laughter] come on sometimes i don't know what they be thinking about so fan base i don't know you guys have you done any fan base at all because i don't remember none of my passwords i got to [ __ ] around and get locked down i don't know none of them got their password because after i got hacked i had to goddamn keep coming up with [ __ ] [ __ ] right right now i don't remember what work i just was with them today and i got what because uh i had a little controversy you did man me and amanda still shout out to amanda seals that's my i love it man the seals and my that's my sister right there i love you guys amanda got got uh bad for a month like me on ig she got banned for a month because we they they they block you they put you in igj yeah shadow band you can't you touching that black [ __ ] and there's words that algorithm catches you know you can say [ __ ] all day but they won't say that but you say you know black people need to start treating themselves better bam what oh facebook facebook right but you said i like cheese 10 million i said i like cheese on my crackers and facebook banned me for 30 days [Music] what i put it stop it i was up eating breakfast and i just said i like my crackers with cheese i [ __ ] you not 30 days on facebook really 30 days why they [ __ ] with them they sent you a little picture of the [ __ ] that you said you got i'm talking about breakfast you got to frame that they said they said some [ __ ] about some [ __ ] two years ago i was like why didn't you say that two years later yeah yeah yeah they banned that algorithm so now fan base you can make money with it to all kinds of [ __ ] oh i just thought of social media in atlanta you need to go over to isaac and he will explain to you all you all need to play we need we need one that white people don't want to be on and i got the perfect name what is it we need a social media app called nigger-ish banned for sure who want to be on that they don't that's the billion you keep blocking for why you punk ass [ __ ] oh no i'm saying like the [ __ ] billions of people on here you think i want to keep going back and forth with a [ __ ] i don't give a [ __ ] about talking dm you won i'm blocking you so i can free up some space cause [ __ ] some [ __ ] who shadow band this [ __ ] who can say some [ __ ] that i might want to hear thanks there's some [ __ ] out there with some talent like a [ __ ] that we ain't gonna find until next year right cause they ain't popped up yet right man he's talking all that [ __ ] we wanna hear he or she or them yeah or they you know 2.1 million followers for almost three years yeah oh [ __ ] what about you 10. they've been [ __ ] with me they should tell people when they when everybody follow me they're like you sure you want to follow the [ __ ] he be saying [ __ ] out the blue and i'm like bro i don't even be saying that bruh like gangbaton if [Music] what's up gang violence they like you you trying to get them started some [ __ ] i'm like no i'm reading you in charge of the leader i mean hell no no they can't you i mean you're in charge of i got 11.4 [ __ ] that's crazy no i got like 70. 69 okay no because i know you just he just started [ __ ] with it like that dude that's pretty good for you not [ __ ] [ __ ] with 70 000. but i mean man [ __ ] clayton supposed to have a million [ __ ] followers at least don't say it after no he definitely i'm happy [ __ ] hey [Applause] that's going to be the new slang in the streets hey there ain't nobody going to be like yeah bro tuck that boy chain in thomas stop playing if i called chuckie hey when i [Laughter] [Music] i got a new one no cap no captain around no cat i don't see no cat leaving no time to man cause everything ain't like a [ __ ] uh-huh no no but you know what that's another frame for instead of saying swear i can't you i don't own you the little name in vain but you don't even know a lot of the slang there i know they'll be coming that atlanta be coming straight from them homeless [ __ ] you definitely like them no camp came from a [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] no cat i know you don't know what no cats mean but it's going to be popular he was already [Laughter] hey man we gotta bring skids back man hey man you know this skit you knew about your mom like that kid no kidding schedules [Laughter] okay [Music] [Laughter] welcome back to skittle sketchy [Laughter] hey man you had to represent the whole black community on that one show the bh-1 the i was that i loved something i love the 80s 90s yeah i love the tents yeah you rep for us bro i did i tried my best i tried to remember that [ __ ] but we remembered the way them white people did goddammit i always tried to because i used to do because you're an mtv guy and i hosted spring break you know with b2k that's why i know marion and marcus houston i even knew justin timberlake i knew all of my questions because i was hosting right uh you know january that's when the r b 2004 three that's when i was doing seven up [ __ ] seven up was sponsoring that [ __ ] so i was in there um two years with with carson daly spring break t you did trl and that was when trl was like in the streets in new york i said it was live as [ __ ] man that [ __ ] was live so yeah man that's um um [ __ ] what was i saying when i was doing um well my bling must be too close to you you forgetting [ __ ] [ __ ] [Laughter] [Music] okay boom so when i was doing that one time he was in miami and we was doing uh spring break and [ __ ] boom boom and carson gates doing his thing and then it was hot as [ __ ] and we was always sitting there it was missy elliot buster uh sean paul sean paul was you know busted we all there it's fat joe we was all there and so we had like a 20-minute break and the kids were i just took the mic and started warming them up just started telling jokes but i was [ __ ] around with them everyone went crazy and then this one dude came around said hey man that was amazing you know we're doing a show on vh1 and we need talking heads man do you think you could do it like well that was incredible and from there yeah yeah boom that's how i started doing it yeah i love the 80s i love the blah blah blah i mean they didn't pay [ __ ] but i didn't give a [ __ ] right as long as you're showing me they played this [ __ ] all day i just wanted marathons it's all about reruns it's all about repetition that's how you stay alive that's why yeah you know while now it's so great because you guys are on all the i can't turn it would see if not if you need to hey [Music] and so i was like [ __ ] that it's just repetition that's how you stay around it's a repetition of your brand boom boom and that's how you that's how i knew you guys i was like man what the [ __ ] are these dudes then i saw you met you at the thing that [ __ ] black men's thing you tore that [ __ ] duh [ __ ] he didn't give a [ __ ] my dumb ass was scared i better not it was like you know no profanity this dude went up before he was jonathan slocum then this [ __ ] what he didn't give away [ __ ] i had to stretch out i struggled behind this dude i was like because i i was afraid because you know you're scared you don't want to incorporate they're like don't care for myself bro it was like a hundred or something like top black people black like these the black like these are the black people who really be in there i'm telling you naacp my man you were just yourself he was just himself but i just i learned for that i was like [ __ ] you know you just gotta do your [ __ ] man that's that was that was a [ __ ] that's when i first met carlos yeah i knew about you guys but i i never met so because i said oh kyle's mill is here i said okay and he let you know when did you guys meet we could never tell it really really man yeah what is dc young fly i mean where you get the name dc is an organization that stands for the crew okay so my my big brother uh richard pass in 2010 i put on my face oh wow it's a couple of it's a brotherhood you know i mean he's wondering like dc young flies like from atlanta west side honolulu i hate that now that is right [Applause] steve harvey i don't know if you saw he gave me some props on nick cannon's daytime hey i didn't expect it but yeah that whole [ __ ] i didn't know that [ __ ] weren't doing steve harvey i did steve harvey on on my podcast in godfrey we trust yeah [Applause] shout out to monroe martin too that's my fault that's my [ __ ] hey that's the sleeping of the game when my bro martin when that [ __ ] when they find out you ain't never lie that [ __ ] so creative man came under my wing and got him in the most of the clutch said this monroe martin boy foster kid yeah austin so he knew a lot lost the kid and he you wouldn't even know it boys stoic i said you from fosters he said hell yeah i'm foster homes like damn from philly it's like what [ __ ] creative and man he told me the story about how he started doing counseling he said that he was watching uh coming to the stage and his favorite comedian was denny live it was coming to the stage what's up it's carlos miller in case you haven't heard we overheard the 85 south show have launched our own independent streaming service called channel 85. once you sign up you get access to the podcast a whole day earlier than anyone on youtube all of our live shows independent specials new shows like project carlos 85 and we even got you know special offers and discount codes for merchandise and show tickets it's only 850 a month or 85 a year that's channel85.com or or on your iphone your apple tv amazon fire stick roku android is coming soon that's channel 85 make sure you subscribe i just thought he was the shout out to monroe though yo uh shout out to the lab too wherever [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] [ __ ] we might not ever see you again [Applause] so when i did steve harvey that was on my in my podcast i just was like what what what when yeah your ass she i'm gonna tell you right now from cleveland y'all it's not about steve hart this is about y'all 85 south i'm real proud to see that you know cause i don't work i remember when i had five dollars in cleaning i had one shoe one damn shoe see y'all walking around here got two shoes i used to do comedy barefoot but god has blessed me god done came in my life uh see what he done did see i got a game show i got a whole bunch of shields you gonna ask me why and you ask me well well i'm gonna say who the [ __ ] are you see that i understand you guys got to believe in yourself you can't just walk around here when i did that [ __ ] i didn't know that [ __ ] went wrong i got claps at 85 that's harder i'm around talent like a mother and son brother but i'm telling you you guys are [ __ ] skilled [ __ ] i want to tell you that you're some bad [ __ ] real [ __ ] being around you guys just you just naturally dope as [ __ ] real [ __ ] i mean real respect's real you guys are you know when you see cats you know back and behind you go oh what the [ __ ] okay and i when you when you're watching and hanging around you guys and just the quickness and the [ __ ] knowledge you all have and i'm trying to tell you that's why knowledge is what makes you good people don't understand that it doesn't matter how you talk everybody we all talk differently but when you know [ __ ] your comedy just you gotta know [ __ ] i don't give a [ __ ] what it is you read everything read them right know everything know everything and then you don't let them know you know everything but when you're on stage they go oh man i didn't know he knew that [ __ ] well that's how you guys let's say you do a show for the hebrew israelites you'd be like what's up how the [ __ ] always keep that because people say well what makes you good knowledge [ __ ] comedy is knowledge about [ __ ] you got to know something in order to talk about this [ __ ] you know what i mean you have to know it so read about it read it up it's upside down learn every [ __ ] thing about it because you never know you know what i mean that just makes your comedy better i don't give a [ __ ] how you saying people will go oh [ __ ] i didn't know this [ __ ] knew this [ __ ] you know what i'm saying so that's my little thing but back to that was this and god has blessed me i'm from cleveland y'all so i so who called me it was okay during the pandemic i was like all right listen we all at home now so i said now i can just show people i could do [ __ ] right because jay pharaoh is on snl that's the og you had uh [ __ ] uh airy spears og and atheon crockett all these [ __ ] are online doing a little voice [ __ ] right so i was like i might as well do it everybody's home right and so no one knew i had a lot of voices i had to wait for all the time i didn't do them yet because my old manager told me shout out to tk kirkland from another big brother tk kirkland i met him in chicago and tk i used to work with tk they would always match me up because they would be like tk was like god free i like you because you got that smart [ __ ] you know but tk went to college too he was a track star in college people don't know that before stealing charlie murphy's [ __ ] and doing all that [ __ ] he was a college guy tk kirkland was my big brother in chicago got me my first manager oh you guys got stories you're a real [ __ ] man [ __ ] crazy it's real [ __ ] but he tells me dude tk was a dude also they got me my first manager in new york he's the reason why i moved to new york because tk was like you need to come to new york [ __ ] i got to show you a new manager and i went over to new york boom t to the [ __ ] k that that's that's my man because you know he used to roll with easy e in them dudes yeah that's all facts tk sounds like he's lying he just talks like he's like he's telling the truth t.k no he's like he's like i knew moses he's telling the truth that nigga's not lying people like nah he's not lying so boom we go and so my manager told me at the time he said you can do a lot of voice a lot of accents he said work on the work on the material first make sure your material is so strong then you when you throw in the voices it's gonna interweave and it won't be corny and he was right my old manager just passed away that [ __ ] was so right so a lot of cats that do if you notice god has to do voices their materials weak because they can't wait to get to the voice i mean i don't need that [ __ ] i can do two hours without a [ __ ] voice but then when i have to if i'm talking about trump because trump is so polarizing what i do is and i do you know i'll do the show i do birmingham and it'd be trump supporters big you know white [ __ ] i go i'll do a trump joke but it's i'm imitating trump so they're not mad at nothing they're just happy i imitated them that's my way of talking about trump because these [ __ ] be like what the [ __ ] you gonna say about trump so i just go you people are great this is very good it's a very good very good podcast 85 is my favorite it's my favorite not used to being around a lot of negroes but you're very good very good now that was a sketch [Applause] and so when that steve harvey [ __ ] went viral i didn't know people were like in new york muffin was like yo son yo son my man and steve all these [ __ ] yeah like the [ __ ] time yo son [ __ ] son i was like what [ __ ] viral i was like damn and so steve i guess it got to steve harvey so steve harvey sent me a text when i see you i'm gonna whoop your ass i can just hear him going yeah you got me [ __ ] up i don't know well your ass start imitate me [Applause] see that's the funny part you think he playing a lot of people don't know steve martin said he take the lamb yeah you think he ain't gonna pressure he's gonna pressure your hands when he sees you yo i'm sure he's gonna walk straight up to you look at me [ __ ] yeah i'll be like this steve knock back your ass i'm gonna have to be here they'd be like oh wait that's you chicago i'm you cleveland i'm chicago god has blessed me uh-huh i'm gonna just imitate him steve he might cut you away he might [ __ ] i got a knife too and he don't know where crockett calls me right and atheon's sitting sideways he goes steve harvey [ __ ] how the [ __ ] you doing steve i said i thought all you [ __ ] do steve cause everybody does denzel all right everybody in here right we're here 85 south this is a good podcast huh you know everybody's doing denzel yeah everyone's doing cosby yeah obama i got everybody's doing obamacare uh i like this podcast it's good you know i can do obama chicago obama but yeah so then when i did steve harry said nobody remember uh uh uh nephew tommy nephew he had a steve harvey thing he did on comic view where he's just like walking like steve like knocking [ __ ] over like you know doing this [ __ ] right i know but he never really got into this right right i started getting better at steve harvey because everyone's like do it steven so i started watching family feud i'll watch i would just watch hours of family feud and i said that's it yeah yeah that's [ __ ] what that's the best answer that'll [Applause] [Laughter] this is what he does he's like yeah wait a minute wait what you say um oh you got me all messed up so i was like and i said oh that's what the [ __ ] he does so boom so people didn't know so then then uh what's his name uh [ __ ] uh aries fierce call me you know i could do ares right there is like i imitated him he's like yo god you know the other night i saw you doing the paul mooney i said no i don't think he could do a paul mooney better than me i said boom but i i got him on the part we and no one knew i had all these ways how the [ __ ] have you been on tv show i said look at this [ __ ] i talk about on stage man right i'm one of them [ __ ] i'm a nat turner type [ __ ] i mean no no listen i don't it's not like listen people like you think it's all the [ __ ] that you be saying i'm not i'm not gonna compromise myself i ain't doing [ __ ] where i have to kiss a dude and put on a skirt ain't doing that [ __ ] i've had auditions where i go no i'm good and it could be a big ass mother going nope give it to a gay dude give it to a guy who's okay kissing the dude that's all i i don't feel i i'm used to being homosexual i want i'm not that good of an actor [Laughter] but i mean no man i i want to be as as successful why they don't never have no role where they need somebody to suck a titty right like the titties i'm like how you feel about that one i think we should do another one for safety so i'm just supposed to leave this other nipple unattended so close up on that is somebody to get run for me run come here can i have a look at that can i have a look back i think we should do it from the other side that put some emotions outside nothing i love it back to this i like i like that little area like right there before before we switch the deodorant this is me right here that's just titty too did you know that fat that the all that [ __ ] oh that's the [ __ ] that's titty but i like that i like the titty right before it took the deal right before [Music] [Applause] right there what's she doing like this um she gotta hold him busy like that yeah yeah you ever took the titties out and they wasn't all the way out and then there's some multi that came in here more titty that's [ __ ] [Music] [Music] uh all right uh you catch my podcast and godfrey we trust on the gas digital network tuesdays and fridays 10 10 o'clock p.m eastern time same time [Applause] [Music] hey what was your first tv gig what was my first tv on screen my first [ __ ] was god damn oh original gangsters that was my first movie with friends jim brown original gangsters with jim brown pam grier super fly the original super fly rod o'neal richard roundtree jim brown fred williamson i played kid marcus braxton p hart in the brig christopher uh who else was there scarfaces with me uh uh bushwick built from ghetto forte yeah and drew down in the loonies yeah he was with me we just had young mouthful on this [ __ ] and what's his name chris duncan from yeah chris duncan that's why i said breakfast he hates that people call him braxton he's trying to shake that off so i would be the person that's still calling him that [ __ ] but you know he'll go into all the type of [ __ ] that happens to me where he's doing like he's a serious actor and they'd be like oh braxton what man he's like he's coming in for shakespeare what the [ __ ] that's the purpose to be or not to be right [Applause] now they should put him on snowfall now he should be the most hot he was the bad guy he was a bad guy that was my worst bad guy that was my first joint and i was well we as the black community this is where they even if they just cast them as braxton and everything will still [ __ ] with it he could do like five movies as braxton and i would definitely put him on snowfall he would be the [ __ ] assassin that we have from out of town to go find the [ __ ] who slow the dope and this [ __ ] ride around with a suit on he'd drive old school bins but when this [ __ ] put the hitman gloves on put the [ __ ] together i've been watching narcotics the spanish brothers i read that [ __ ] the spanish one i could be green all day six you didn't see the first one i seen them i i don't got mixed in i started watching all along i was just like man [ __ ] that well i got to a point and i moved on to something else i'm gonna come back you want god follow me now you're the [ __ ] up dude yeah that [ __ ] oh [ __ ] if you didn't so this can't laugh because you know it's true okay that's how we're going to talk about it so make sure make sure you see that guy over there yeah you didn't know i'm sorry i love it lord whitaker is my bad what he be spitting crazy what if it's not really him it's just a dude that looked like a man he that's the [ __ ] that's going to set him up i'm tired of people saying that i'm really forced with him [Laughter] see people get the names mixed up because my name is whittis forrester waiting for it y'all know he got excellent in the head leave that [ __ ] alone man you have to learn how to overlook some [ __ ] [Laughter] we're not taking it [Laughter] oh i hate [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] it's the couch you started with the hat did you ever see street kings where keanu reeves and force whitaker this [ __ ] is hard bought right forest is so yo he's like this corrupt cop he's a gangster bro he goes like this this is my city come on all that money there it's yours it's your money he's like listen listen i can put you in i can put you in man me and you we can run this city open it open that right here [Applause] i love this podcast i love it these guys they were making fun of me i need to find him you see young yeah i like what you're doing yeah you know he got a brother that do his stunts why they don't use he got his brother to do the stunts his brother looked chucky like corey that's all right jam you right [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] yeah the rest is killing me you gotta back off the camera yeah we gotta take it back put some more lighting on that we gotta get a stunt mat let's tell you i got stunt neck yeah tom can we get a stop neck we're gonna start next okay we'll get to stop next coming in everybody got three stat nap stunt [ __ ] landing on set yeah i got eyes on y'all crazy man hey man put some of this purple juice on your neck if it make me strong you started but as far as like voices are concerned i always could do it since i was little i used to do my first invitation was muhammad ali when i was like four yeah my possibly watching these [ __ ] and i was like i told you i'm fast i'm pretty i shook up the world i'm the greatest joe frazier's too ugly to be the champs i'm the greatest i'm so fast how fast are you i'm fast man i turn off the lights get into bed before the room gets dark fast into the stone and hospitalize a brick i'm so bad i make medicine sick i'll wrestle with an alligator tussle with a whale i'm so bad i threw lightning in jail that so that's [Applause] until college i was uh studying psychology in college and [ __ ] and uh played a little football blah blah blah right and then tommy davidson came to our school that's the opportunity and that [ __ ] rocked so hard and i was i remember i was like man i'm thinking about doing the comedy thing you know i'm saying i'm thinking about that [ __ ] cause you know in college i went to university of illinois big 10 45 000 students 800 black damn what and all but we had all the black fraternities we had delta sigmas we had the q we had every we had the biggest fraternity system right all my everybody pledged i didn't pledge nothing but we all stuck together right and i was you know i was militant as [ __ ] i used to go see the minister of minister farrakhan i would just go see the savior's day i was a guy i went to save his day our friends in foi i know people from nation islam and almost every city and i was that dude i would go see the minister and but i wasn't muslim none of that [ __ ] but i was real milton we had a we started a african-american book a black an african-american history book club we started even on the university tried to stop us we still bought our own books we would buy [ __ ] from black book stores and we made sure we read a book every week we brought in different historians to come to [ __ ] with us stokely carmichael came in our college we had sister soldier we had nay makbar breaking the chains of psychological slavery his clinical psychology we had black panthers come to our [ __ ] we had all these [ __ ] this is what the [ __ ] we was doing in my college days you know what i'm saying when i was like i had all this knowledge i said man we had francis cress well sing isis papers if you know about the isis papers we had her um so we were reading all kinds of books the ic because algebra was named after a black man there you go first name algebraic expressionist yes he was a black french man yeah who first found it yeah the institute of high math and scientifics for black people my man god now see there's a lot of people who want to discredit the black man did you know that black people invented writing in cursive yeah because we had to find a way to to get our message out quicker before the slave message isosceles now see isosceles isosceles was also an african yeah see it's not just the isosceles triangle there's a whole language of math that revolves around the ideologicals of i sassalites or the so-called native american equilateral [Music] now see the transmission of blackness see what people don't understand is see blackness can be absorbed you give a black family a white baby what are they going to raise a black baby exactly exactly there's a metamorphosis that takes place within the medicine speak brother okay now see that's why the black woman is getting sick but see that's the black woman has the type of immune system on the floor speak brother no cat see black people are naturally immune to a lot of [ __ ] because you have what's so called a mother ooh man speak it boy that's what i'm talking about and you know when you watch her because i i used to collect how you say i'm talking i would play it in the dorm rooms with my white roommate right there and i'll be playing that [ __ ] and you'd be like this could you like lure that down i'm like nah man stay on your side of the room listen to my [ __ ] close your ears [Applause] and you know i came up with public enemy big daddy kane rock cam that dude's probably still depressed it was all the five percent of rappers all the rappers so i'm listening to ex-clan and all this you [ __ ] him up man yeah now he's a white man he's like dude can you like i have like an exam tomorrow um could you like like turn it on because like oh i'm like this i have my volume at the right decibel see that's the problem you think that the black man when he speaks is loud to you see any time we try to talk about our righteousness it's loud noise to you sit down put your ass down you don't understand brothers and sisters are you all all right y'all all right if i never see you again the honorable elijah muhammad taught me that this government is not your friend see this government appears powerful to the uninitiated see i know that the president is trying to kill me but he don't know he's plotting against himself because the power that i have god is backing me up so i'm warning you the united states government if you try to kill me oh you gonna die this is what i used to watch live you imagine that hearing that [ __ ] and you go back to your white university to talk to you people right now i'm concentrating on freeing my people i understand that you are a white man and i am your roommate but i don't have time and i've been deluded and deceived by your wickedness dude relax man so every time you go to that [ __ ] speech man you got so quiet see that's your problem he still be hearing that [ __ ] wake up i've been standing above you this whole time cause the black man can't sleep i'd rather you sleep in me be awake because every time i sleep we are pushed back again he be waking up his wife just killed me in with the robe you know the fair con drink yeah no he tried to be like not tonight it was rap music number 13 public enemy fight for paw patrol that would be because you know he's doing his like last speech no i'm trying i'm trying yeah because he's 88 bro i need to get in and i saw that i saw him when he was he was right you know he was i need you know i saw him when he was like in his 60s it's a man like you talk about powerful [ __ ] even if you listen not even all black people agree with everything he said i don't agree with everybody i just wanted to hear him say get your act together right you all need to quit fighting just basic [ __ ] right and you know farrakhan is a master violinist he's a master violinist orchestra oh he's cold as [ __ ] but him and his his brother played when they were raised in boston because his mama's from the caribbean same kids and he was louis walcott then became lewis ex dan lewis farrakhan yeah i don't [ __ ] around on the knowledge [ __ ] i got a whole collection of books that are in storage i have too much too many books from college i bring them with me you know what i'm saying and that [ __ ] is what keeps me doing what i do people say why don't you do that nah i'm not i see some cats do stuff on tv i go i wouldn't do that that's not but i don't take anybody's hustle from there right but i wouldn't do that you know i got i got the whole country of nigeria watching me [ __ ] that yeah it's real [ __ ] and they'd be like what what were you doing you take a minute what was that that you can't do that no no you can't people are they see you and they they're telling you so everything i got to do is like got to be in the dignified i mean i do goofy [ __ ] right but it has to be where you ain't looking crazy crazy you got a purpose though got a purpose so i try to keep you know trying to preserve black manhood as a [ __ ] in our business you know that oh don't you know [Laughter] [Laughter] hey hey yeah we doing pretty all right don't start now [ __ ] off with that you're gonna have them folk mad at us and they're gonna tell everybody we clash the food [Laughter] right [Applause] 25 years is like okay because you know 10 years is when you get your voice right you know then the next 10 is like okay now you started seinfeld told me that [ __ ] so i felt [ __ ] with me hard and he was like and i remember he asked me how long have you been doing this i was like it's [ __ ] amazing i saw you on stage and man you got potential that's crazy because i grew up you watching seinfeld is the master of joke writing and [ __ ] like that and uh that [ __ ] people don't want to say i'm not about to sit here and give [ __ ] create never made me laugh no no i'm not listening to instructions all the white man then you're gonna turn right around before you leave tell the [ __ ] white man gene what type of [ __ ] is that y'all it was farrakhan then white man you should have said white man jean ferguson [Music] no [ __ ] all that cause he's here he tried to look for you [Applause] [Applause] now don't be talking about asians being geniuses [ __ ] [ __ ] them they only make good chinese food and then you know paul bill you [ __ ] need to shut the gun shut your mouth seinfeld ain't [ __ ] thank you [ __ ] keep your mouth shut you just goddamn safe god damn you're a goddess all you [ __ ] just can't wait to tap this look at you [ __ ] give a [ __ ] 5 tap bill cosby brought that goddamn that station number one that white man took and rolled on his goddamn coat that [ __ ] that's stupid it's like man [ __ ] all these [ __ ] kiss my ass jack you can suck my dick seinfeld ain't [ __ ] i don't give a [ __ ] the white boy can be no good and get all the money [ __ ] got to be ten times better this [ __ ] a white [ __ ] got titties you got a goddamn special [ __ ] now i need to get me a [ __ ] charlie chaplin a genius that [ __ ] never said yeah [Laughter] [ __ ] you quiet you got to talk out man yeah or something yeah oh and your mama too i don't give a [ __ ] [Laughter] nigga's got a levitate [Laughter] [ __ ] [Applause] in that time period i i wasn't even trying to count so i know i don't know that was crazy this [ __ ] do everybody's life bro everybody live he was right next we just saw that [ __ ] bro that difference that's the way that's different man and i because he covered everything and then when because i got all his [ __ ] we in college we just listen that [ __ ] that's why we stay up so late we listen to it he's been doing con since the 60s man right and cosby was his influence people don't realize and peoria illinois not too far from chicago damn near damn near [ __ ] the jackson's in gary indiana that statue don't look like rich though at all it's garbage [Laughter] everybody know what the white boy look like [ __ ] nobody knows about it [Laughter] [Applause] you got to make it better who's the artist yeah i'm killing what the [ __ ] [Laughter] the whole town see bro cosby influenced richard pryor richard saw cosby said i want to do what that dude's doing when he was on ed sullivan cosby was the one on tv of course dick gregory too but they were cosby was the clean funny dude from temple university philly and and richard was and then richard got on those shows but richard was funny as [ __ ] without cursing but then richard was like [ __ ] being cosby babyface richard yeah yeah yeah cause he'd be like my father my father was crazy man my father man he was just man he would make a sound with his paper and he was being scared that's what he did right but he was good but then he was like man [ __ ] bill cosby i ain't gonna be bill cosby i'm gonna be i was raised in a [ __ ] box my mom was a hoe my mom my dad was pimps my father my uncles were pimps i'm gonna do what the [ __ ] i do and he became the crazy [ __ ] that album where he's like this and then in 1971 april 29 new york city he started doing live and smoking everybody should watch that live yeah he said some behind the wild one yeah yeah that's new york city april 1971 april 29th and richard pryor is like saying he's like you know what that's the first time i met white people was when they came to get their dick sucked he's like uh is your mom home i'll see if she's there he's coming to get our dicks out okay that's when he started talking about all that heavy [ __ ] you know what i'm saying if we go to the white neighborhood hey gay dude remember yeah he said that [ __ ] like they ain't never [ __ ] up i don't want to say it i don't know what y'all don't know i wasn't even gonna bring that [ __ ] up you know they act like they ain't never stopping just watching it's a lot of crazy [ __ ] that you're probably [ __ ] never heard nobody say audio-wise richard sounds dope like the audio [ __ ] it's amazing super [ __ ] again just so i can hear miss hazel dump wood who just got off narcotics yeah man he was the [ __ ] and the black nationalist why'd you introduce me first [Music] he came from the soil he brought up the roots dragging along the siege dropping seedlings in the man it's so good man and you guys there's a point people say oh well people have attentions man

Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

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Length: 110min 10sec (6610 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 05 2022

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