- (FBE) We're here to see
which group of people can complete a series of tasks the best: people who are stoned
or people who are drunk. This is the Drunk
Vs. Stoned Challenge. How's everyone feeling today?
- Great. - Good.
- Woo! - Yeah.
- (all three) We're stoned. - Drunk.
- We are drunk. - (FBE) We're putting you
through the ultimate Drunk vs. Stoned Challenge.
- Woo! - (FBE) You're gonna be competing
in a series of tasks, and whichever team completes
each task first will get a point. - Okay.
- (FBE) And the team with the most points
at the end of the challenge wins. - Okay.
- I'm the oldest one I think by far in this group, so I'm used to doing tasks...
- We know. - ...while I'm drinking.
- I know I'm stoned when I can feel my eyeballs.
- (FBE) You guys ready to do this? - Let's go!
- Yeah! ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ - (FBE) The first thing
we're gonna be doing is having you play a round of flip cup.
So, for everyone watching at home, traditionally flip cup
is played with alcohol in the cups. We wanna ensure everyone
that everything that is in these cups is just whatever to keep everyone
in this shoot hydrated. - Got it.
- I think we have an advantage. - I think they--
- Yeah, we're thirsty. - This is a drinker's like--
- I've been playing this [bleep] game for like 30 years.
- She invented the game! - (FBE) In three, two, one, flip! - You got it, you got it,
you got it, you got it. Chug, chug, chug.
- (girls laugh) - That's cheating!
- Come on. It's just water. - Go.
- Go! Go! Go! - [Bleep].
- Oh, for-- goddammit! Edward!
- [Bleep]. - Whoa!
- (Danny) Here we go. Yeah, just-- yeah, it's okay.
- Oh, [bleep]. - There we go. - That was so much water.
- So much water. - This has so much water. I didn't go to college.
This doesn't count. - (girls cheer)
- Go! Come on, don't be the weakling!
- Oh my god. Ed is spilling water. He's not drinking it!
Ed is spilling water and not drinking it.
- (Carlos) Yo, whatever. That's how I drink alcohol too.
- (Danny) It's two times in a row. I'm getting upset now.
- (Erin) It's a lot of water. - (Danny) Oh my god!
- Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Concentrate. Concentrate. - (Danny) I'm gonna be full of water.
- Get it to the end. Get it to the end.
There we go. - (Kendelle) Crazy amount of water.
- Other way. Other way, other way. - (Danny) No, you got it.
You got it. Yes! - (Erin) That's a lot of water.
- (Kendelle) Come on, Sharon! - I'm [bleep] scared.
- Come on, Ed! Come on, Ed! Come on, Ed!
- (Kendelle) Look how much water we have to drink.
- Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! YEAH!
- We are neck and neck here, folks. - Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on. - (Danny) That wasn't fun. - (Sharon) Come on.
Do better. - Woo!
- Bring us home! Bring us home!
Bring us home! Sharon, bring us home!
- Oh my god! They're starting--
- Other way, other way, other way!
- (drunk team cheers) - I even gave her a handicap!
(claps) - (FBE) So, the first point
goes to the Drunk Team. - (drunk team cheers)
- This is making me feel really good about myself
right now. (laughs) - I didn't go to college.
I'm not good at drinking liquids. Eh. We'll get the next one. ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ - (FBE) In round number two,
we're gonna be testing your teamwork skills.
- Okay. - (FBE) You'll have to put together
a piece of furniture while working together
as a team. And whichever team finishes first
is gonna get the point. - Got it.
- All right. - I feel good.
- I think we have good communication. We can support each other.
- Yeah, absolutely. - (FBE) All right.
In three, two, one, build! - Okay. We have to open it.
- Right now, it seems in a good way that Kendelle is doing
something on her own, which we completely trust her.
- I'm an Ikea expert. - We got a system going on.
- (FBE) What's the system? - Winning.
- (laughs) - It's called the Sharon system.
- I don't even wanna look over there. (groans)
[Bleep]. This is the hardest part. - We're too drunk for this.
- Look at that! Ha! - Okay.
- It's a drawer! (giggles) - Get in there! Perfect.
- Are these the small ones or the big ones?
- Cheap piece of crap. - (chuckles) It really is.
- It's not even lined up. Like, what is happening right now?
- (FBE) Do you think you did it right? - We might've did it wrong.
- No, we might've done it wrong.
Okay. - It's just difficult.
- Yeah, we're wrong. - We are?
- Yeah. These are supposed to be switched. - I think we did this.
- I thought we did this? - Something was inside out,
so we have to pry it open, but it's broken.
- Okay, I [bleep] this up a little bit.
However, I think we can get back, because look at where they're at.
- They're so far ahead of us. - No, they're not.
It looks like they are, but they're not as far.
- Ooh, really good. - We're doing really good.
- Really good! Kendelle is a...
- Kendelle's killing it. - ...superstar!
- Kendelle is absolutely killing it. - We are at a loss
right now. (giggles) - Yeah, this is against--
- Ohhhh. - Oh! Okay.
- It's like this? - Oh my gosh.
Oh yeah, that's it. That's it. - Yeah, you know what?
- Yeah, we give up. - I will say, this is 100% my fault.
- It's okay. - I can't see on this side.
- I believe. - (stoned team cheer and clap)
- (FBE) All right! - I am so sorry, guys.
- Yeah! - Fantastic.
- Am accomplished. Girl power. - Yeah!
- (laughs) - It was all Kendelle.
Kendelle carried us. - This was all my fail.
100% my fail. I came in big talkin',
[bleep] swingin'. - (laughs)
- And yeah, sorry, guys. ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ - (FBE) In round number three,
we are going to be testing your mental capacity by giving you
some riddles that you'll have to get. - Oh, [bleep].
- [Bleep]. - I'm horrible at these.
- Oh, [bleep]. - (FBE) Each person will send
one team member to approach the mics. You'll each have a chance to guess,
but if you don't have it, you can defer to your team
or have me repeat the riddle. - Yeah, I get it. I get it.
- Yeah. - (FBE) Riddle number one.
- Say "Riddle me this," please. - (FBE) Riddle me this.
- Yes, thank you! - (FBE) There's a one-story house
where everything is silver. Silver floors, silver doors,
silver wares, silver chairs. The entire house is silver
built by a silver builder. And the Silver family lived there,
each of whom had silver hair. And now each of you must prepare
to answer, what color were the stairs? - Can you repeat it?
- Oh! - Is it silver?
- (FBE) No. - I would like you to repeat it.
- (FBE) There's a one-story house where everything is silver.
Silver floors, silver doors, silver wares, silver chairs.
The entire house-- - There are no stairs.
It is a one-story building. One story house.
- Oh. (sighs) - Wooo!
- (FBE) That is correct. - Dang it, Danny!
- I heard silver so many times. - Me too!
- And eventually I'm like, six, seven, eight, nine.
What am I doing? - We got it right away.
- My dumb ass said silver just 'cause I heard silver.
- (FBE) Batman had some butter, "But," he said,
"this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter,
that would make my batter better." So he bought a bit of butter
better than his bitter butter, and he baked it in his batter
and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas it better Batman
bought a bit of better butter? - I'd like to answer
with "You're a [bleep]." - (all laugh)
- (FBE) That is incorrect. - I have no idea what you just said.
- (all laugh) - (FBE) Batman had some butter, (fast-forwarding) "But," he said,
"this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter,
that would make my batter better." So he bought a bit of butter
better than his bitter butter, and he baked it in his batter
and the batter was not bitter. (normal speed) So 'twas it better
Batman bought a bit of better butter? - Yes.
- Was it better-- ahhh. - (FBE) All right.
- I got it, but, like, really slow. You know, like...
- Like, you were like this. You were like...
- (both in slow-mo) Yeah. - (Carlos) Good job, Sharon!
- (Ed and Carlos cheer) - (FBE) All right.
It's in the church, but not in the steeple.
It's in the person, but not in the people.
It's in the oyster, but not in the shell.
It's in the buzzer, but not in the bell.
It's in the horse, but not in the pony.
It's in the liar, but not in the phony.
It's in the earth, but not in the sky.
This mysterious thing, what am I?
- [Bleep] you. That's what you are.
- (snickers) - I have a wild guess.
A rhyme? - (FBE) That is incorrect.
- Rhyme. OHHH! - What if I have a guess?
- (FBE) Well, hang on now. This team gets a chance to steal.
- Can he have you repeat it? - All right, let's repeat it.
- (FBE) It's in the church, but not in the steeple.
(fast-forwarding) It's in the person, but not in the people.
It's in the oyster, but not in the shell.
It's in the buzzer, but not in the bell.
It's in the horse, but not in the pony.
It's in the liar, but not in the phony.
It's in the earth, but not in the sky.
(normal speed) This mysterious thing, what am I?
- Hmm. - Sorry. (laughs)
- Look away, friend. Look away. - (FBE) Got a guess?
- No. I really don't. I'm too drunk for this.
- (whispers) I got it. I got it. - Okay, go.
- Can I tell him? - (FBE) You can just guess.
- You can just say it. - Oh. The letter R? - (FBE) That is correct.
- (drunk team cheers loudly) - Yeah! All right!
Very good! Yeah! - I just thought, like, letters.
That was the whole time I was thinking that I heard R.
I was like, "Wait. That's not in any
of the other ones." And then I think it confirmed it
when I heard earth and not in the sky.
I was like, "Okay, it's R then." - I love our team.
- I do too. - [Bleep] them!
- Yeah! - We love each other!
- Yes! - We just do this.
- We're like Olaf. - We drink together.
We win together. ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ - (FBE) In round four,
we're gonna playing some Mario Kart on the infamous Rainbow Road.
- Yay! - (FBE) However,
instead of playing all at once, you'll all be playing together
as one racer. So, here's how this is going to work.
- Wow. - (FBE) Each of you is gonna
send a representative up to sit on the chairs
who is going to complete lap one. Then you're gonna
put down the controller, run back to your couch.
Once you're seated back on the couch again,
another person's going to get up, sit down, take over as the controller,
and keep going. You will do this for all three laps.
- Oh my god. - (FBE) And the winner
takes this round. - Okay.
- Oh my god. - We can do it.
- We can do this. We got this.
We got this. - They're all gamers
right there. (laughs) They're all gamers.
They're gonna win. - Look at this road.
Isn't it scary? - (FBE) All right, guys.
Good luck. Starting your race in three,
two, one, Kart! - Ooh.
- You got this. - You got it.
- Just on a stroll. - There you go. There you go!
- Oh, don't fall off the track. You can fall off.
Don't fall off. - Got it.
- Let go to slow down. (gasps) You're doing good, Sharon.
- Ohhhh! - Ah! Oh!
- Oh, [bleep]. - AHHHH! AHHH!
- Yo, motion control is gonna [bleep] me up.
- This game! I know. This is scary. This is scary.
This is scary! Oh, no! I went off!
- We're good. - No, bad idea! Bad idea!
- Yeah, there you go, Sharon. - Woo! Oh, no! Oh. Lord, what is happening right now?
- Whoa. What? - (Danny chuckles)
- Where did I go?! - You're almost there.
You're almost there. - Oh my god.
Are you kidding me? - This ghost mode is just--
yeah, all these circles. - (FBE) All right, and change!
- Go, go, go, go, go! - (all yelling over each other)
- Go, go, go, go, go! [Bleep]! Go, go!
- Put it down and come back. - Go! There you go.
- Woo! You got this! - Here we go.
- Man. - It's all right. It's all right.
It's all right. I went off twice, man, and I still beat that bitch. - Oh my god!
- Oh. Unlucky. It's okay. Unlucky.
- Oh my god. Oh my god! - Use the ghost.
- Yeah, use the ghost. L, L, L.
- Come on, man! - I'm almost there.
I'm almost there. - Yeah, those are gonna speed you up.
- Ready? One, two, three. - Go, go, go, go, go!
- Go, go, go! - Go, go, go, go, go!
- (Kendelle squeals) - Ed, you got this.
You got this, Ed. - Come on, Ed!
- Ed, you got this. Come on. Keep going,
keep going, keep going! He's right behind you!
Keep going, Ed. Go on the green.
Go on the gr-- oh, [bleep]. - Oh, yes, yes, yes!
- Go on the green. Go on the green. - Come on, come on,
come on, come on! - Oh my gosh! No way!
- Yes, yes! You got it.
- Go, go, go, go! - Use the speed jump.
Jump, jump, jump. - Yes! Come on, Ed!
- Oh my god! - You got it!
You got it! - Concentrate.
Wait till he gets ahead of you. You use that shell.
- Oh! - No, you're not gonna fall.
- Oh! - Keep going, Ed!
Keep going! - Oh, you are neck and neck.
- Yes! - Ahhh! (laughs)
- Come on, Ed! - You got this!
- Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed! - Oh, no!
- Oh my god! - Yeah! Yes!
Go, go, go, go, go! - Ed, don't lose control.
You're almost there. - Ed, just keep going, man.
- (Carlos and Kendelle) Oh my god. - Oh my god. Oh my god!
- Go, go, go, go, go! - No! COME ON!
- Oh my gosh. - Careful on this ledge.
Careful, careful, careful! Oh my god.
- OH, NO! ED! Ed, come on! - Ahhh!
- Oh my god! Oh my god! - Did we get it?
- We won! - What?!
- (stoned team cheers) - (FBE) We are going
into the final round, and it is 2-2.
- Oh, come on, guys! - Very nervous.
- Now excited. - I'm so excited.
- I'm so pumped. We have to win now.
- (FBE) All right. You guys ready for round five?
- (all) Yeah! - Let's do it.
♪ (dramatic music) ♪ - (FBE) In our final round,
you're gonna be taking a sobriety test. - (stoned team groans)
- (gasps) [Bleep] yeah! I will pass this bitch!
I've been training for this all my life!
- Okay, okay, okay. - (FBE) So, here's what
you're gonna have to do. You're gonna have to walk
in a straight line... - [Bleep].
- (FBE) ...the pink line you see on the ground
while touching your finger to your nose while reciting
the alphabet backwards. - Right.
- I can't go backward. - (FBE) At any point,
if you don't stand on the line, if you fall, if you don't continue
to touch your hand to your nose, or if you pause,
or if you screw up the letters, you will be called out there.
And you will get one point for every letter
you get through backwards. - I think I could do this.
- (FBE) In three, two, one, go! - Z, Y, X, V, U--
- (FBE) No! - Nope. Out. Bye.
- Okay. - (laughs) Oh my god.
- Jeez. - (FBE) All right.
- That bad? - (FBE) One round in.
The stoners get three points. - Oh.
- Did I not talk or did I-- I don't even know
which one I did wrong. - (FBE) All right. In three,
two, one, go! - Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q. - [Bleep] A, [bleep]! Yes!
- My heart is kind of pounding. - (FBE) All right.
- But also, I'm really chill. Let's go?
- (FBE) In three, two, one, go! - Z, Y, X, W,
V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N, M, L...
- Oh, [bleep]. - ...K, J, I,
H, G, F... - Coming by me.
- ...E, D, C, B, A! - (exclaims)
- Holy [bleep]. - Oh! Yes!
- Oh my god! How did you do that?!
- Ooh! - That was amazing!
- Yes! - I have been training
for this day! - (laughs)
- (FBE) And the current score is 29-10.
- Girl, how did you do that? - I don't know.
- (FBE) In three, two, one, go! - Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N, M--
(buzzer) Oh. Jeez.
- Oh, come on! Really?! That was great.
- He did stop. You did great.
He did great. You did really [bleep] good.
- (people clapping) - All he had to do
was take a breath, man. - Yeah, he was just breathing.
- He paused. No, he paused.
- No, that was a pause! That was a pause.
- But it was damn good. - (FBE) One, go. - Z, Y, X, W...
- R. - ...V, U, T, R, S--
- (FBE) No. - Yeah, I don't know.
- It's all right. You did great. You did great.
- She was fine. - It doesn't matter.
You did totally fine. - You got it. You got it.
- That's as far as I got. - You won.
- You got it. - [Bleep] [bleep]!
- (Danny chuckles) - Come on, Sharon. You got this.
- (Ed) Come on, Sharon. - (FBE) All right. Let's see it.
- [Bleep]. Z, Y, X, W, U--
- (FBE) Nope. - P.
- (FBE) That's not it. - N, R--
- Sharon, you're better than me. - (FBE) The drunk people got 26.
The stoners got 36. And with a final score of 3-2,
stoners, you have won this challenge! - (stoned team cheer) - (FBE) Stoners, how do you feel
about your victory? - (girls) Amazing!
- Fantastic. - There's no I in "we."
That's why we spell team. - Drunk anything is really hard.
I am gonna say also I messed up. I gave up the lead
in Mario Kart. We could've won it
literally in round four. I messed that up.
- We were so supportive the whole time.
- Yeah. - That's why we won.
I would do all these tasks much better while high.
I'm not saying that they couldn't beat us in a rematch.
It's very possible for how close it was,
but I wouldn't wanna be on that team. - Because of the people or--
- (Danny) Because of the drunkenness. - Oh, okay. I was like wow--
- And the people. Thank you for watching
the Drunk vs. Stoned Challenge on the React Channel.
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- Buh-bye. - Hey, everybody.
Ethan here from FBE. Thank you so much
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