Driving mistakes I made ft my dad

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okay just put it in reverse go slow and be careful what if I hit the tree just aim left and you'll be good but not too left or you'll hit my car dad yeah I think I hit your car yeah should I should I go back no it's not gonna get any worse just keep going when I was 16 my dad got me my first car a little two-door marshmallow on wheels that was about as old as I was it didn't have an ox cord the Sun roof leaked whenever it rained and one time my friend got blood on the passenger seat but I loved this car I need to Charlie and I loved it because it was so small and cramped that no one ever asked me for rides especially after the blood incident it's okay we'll just meet you there oh man I got a ride by myself it was like my own private igloo where I could belt out show tunes and Taylor Swift and peace no one would judge me but as a fresh 16 year old on the road accidents happen one time after hanging out with my friend Kaylie yes the baloney sandwich girl as I was leaving the neighborhood I heard a loud bang I look over and I see a whole mailbox uprooted from the earth completely airborne then slam into the grass I was mortified my first thought that was I'm so glad I only hit a mailbox and not a person or an animal and my second thought was my dad is gonna kill me when he finds out and I do not want any more bloodstains in this car wait pause kill me why find out about what it's just a mailbox because dear viewers I knew this day of reckoning would come dad if you're watching this I was on my phone while driving but this is why from that day on I never use my phone while driving never ever ever and thankfully I learned this lesson without hurting myself or others so please take it from me do not text or snapchat or tweet or do anything on your phone while driving another thing too no matter how little the damage is never drive away thankfully I did not make that mistake I put the car in reverse as zoomed into the driveway and awkwardly approached the homeowner I wasn't really sure what to do I knew when two cars got an accident you're supposed to exchange your insurance but I don't think insurance covers mailboxes I handed him all my information anyway and I promised I would buy him a new $300 mailbox this guy has very expensive tastes in mailboxes but that was fine I did Commission's and eventually I even got my first job to pay it back it was fine speaking of which one miss take anyone who drives a car often faces is getting scammed by dealerships and shops cuz they think we don't know what's up now I'll admit I am simply a clown with a driver's license so I in fact do not know what is up but my dad does so you just wait till my fall that he is about this after I moved to California for college my parents sold my first car at home and put that money towards a new car for me out here ripped charlie may God bless his name but my next car was a red marshmallow on wheels that I named Lightning McQueen it wasn't exactly new new it was like pre-owned or whatever but it had an arc scored the sunroof did not leak because it didn't have a sunroof and there were no visible bloodstains soon after buying it though we found out there was a recall on the airbags recall just means that there's something faulty with the car and the dealerships themselves will reach out to you and fix it for free that day came and they told me one only take an hour so I went in before my four o'clock class but about halfway into the repairs one of the guys called me over and said that they found my car needed a new something I don't know cars but it would be at least a thousand dollars to fix and I said okay well I have class later so can I come back maybe tomorrow and have this done oh no no no and he emphasized how lucky I was to have even made it here considering the problem was so serious oh well can you guys call me a taxi and I'll just leave my car here oh I'm sorry you're out of range what how am I supposed to get to class mmm even phone a friend a phone a friend no this isn't a game show and you can't hold me in my car hostage well I don't know what to tell you if you drive this car off the lot in this condition it just won't be safe now look this car wasn't brand new but it also was not a lemon the past owners took great care of it hadn't been any accidents whatsoever and I brought it in for an oil change every time my dad reminded me it wasn't due for anything major and even if it was the things this guy was listing wasn't minor this was car surgery and so sudden - so this didn't make any sense to me but I said you know what I will phone a friend I called my dad I told him what was up and he was just as blindsided as I was my dad told me that even if my car needed those things it wouldn't amount to a thousand dollars he said to not sign anything just get the airbag replacement and bring it to another place for a second opinion hmm yes Father I'll let them know my dad said no so I took Latin into my local just tires and okay not sponsored or whatever but I really appreciate those tires and here is why I stand when I came to get that second opinion the dude could have looked at my car looked at me looked at my clown license and said this girl knows nothing about cars so I can do anything to her car and charge her whatever I want and I do feel like making money today but you know what he said instead probably use a car wash but that's about it and he was right there was a lot of bird poop on my car so yeah be careful what you do behind the wheel and be careful who you trust with your car and shout out to my dad for not getting mad at me when I hit his car and that one guy's mailbox let me Dad oh hey sport it's just me the best dad ever shaving my dad beard face because this video is sponsored by Dollar Shave Club as you can see my daily skincare routine involves shaving my luscious dad beard okay fine you got me I can't grow a full beard whatever but Dollar Shave Club has plenty of other products including toothbrushes hair gel even butt wipes it ships right to your door and the more you buy the more you save they call it the handsome discount and that's not a dad joke like that's seriously what they call it hey you're just in time I would have on the internet having a great time no that's fine that's fine look there's a dad inside all of us but we're not the same dad that's why Dollar Shave Club is offering the shave shower or oral starter set for only $5 my favorite is the oral care starter set which comes with a toothbrush and their toothbrush my minty all right Ian smell my breath No thank you please try out a five-dollar starter set at dollarshaveclub.com slash alienation link in the description after the trial they ship at regular price at regular size checking it out directly supports me and my channel so thank you Dollar Shave Club oh yeah when's the last time you cut your own recently recently recently I need to clean out my car do you have a lot of receipts in my car thank you Dad for being in my video and voicing lines it's so funny here that's some money did you have a good time I did that was a lot of fun I would do it again again yeah just just give us a heads up when you want it will even make the bed and maybe mom will make some biscuits again yes yes
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Channel: illymation
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Length: 8min 5sec (485 seconds)
Published: Thu Jun 13 2019
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