Doja Cat is really strange...

I feel like celebrities these days are really different to the way that they used to be lil Messick's just constantly post memes about himself that even I'm a celebrity and no there is nothing you can do about it yes dad this does mean that I will not be getting a real job and no you can't take a picture okay unless you pay me don't you care in my opinion is the perfect example of a celebrity in 2020 what I mean by that without being around the bushes that essentially she's she's a crackhead I don't know I just feel like this is special relatability and supporting someone whose life seems to be falling apart just as much as yours is so no today we won't be talking about Jojo cuts music because I don't want to be skinned alive what I say that I don't mean by people watching at home I mean by my girlfriend she said that she wouldn't lay another finger on me if I said anything bad about Jojo cats music and I'm not about to let that happen if I'm being honest I was like if you say so I'm not gonna have a girlfriend for very long I'm on you may have seen some of doja cat's Instagram live streams both on Instagram and on Twitter he can follow me on both platforms by the way at James Marriott whitey he'd also send me money if you want I like money obviously it's your call but just do it you know don't be a pussy I found these live streams on YouTube and someone's captioned it Weldon on Instagram live I would have changed that title to just crackheads and you're about to see why yes Martin Luther King jr. wort so doji cap wildin on Instagram life could run you had a dream did he Martin Luther weld og cat had a lot of crack she essentially tells this other artists trust that she's gonna fuck him I would braid your hair for days did you see now why I'm terrified of this woman who invited the Wicked Witch of the West I'm not sure she's dressed as a cheetah or she's just slowly morphing into a wild fucking animal Russell I guess what confused me is I can't understand why you'd be like this in front of thousands of people well some of you out there may be wondering how is she getting numbers like this you may not know who doja cow is this has been a great introduction so far hasn't it who is no joke at a famous singer that went viral for dressing up as a cow and mooing in front of a green screen no I'm not joking yeah this is the star that we set for pop superstar's these days she's had a lot of viral success on tick tock over the last year and she recently performed her song say so on the Jimmy Fallon YouTube channel that's not a late-night show by the way it's one of the most successful YouTube channels out there he's got over 20 million subscribers okay get your facts right this is the level that you need to aim for if you want one of your songs to be a hit these days can the population listen to a 7 second clip of it over and over again until chunks of blood come out of their earlobe if they can't do that then there's literally no point don't release the song don't release the album learn from Justin Bieber okay it doesn't work for the record tick took really pride themselves on the music that's used in their little clips I went to a tick tock party recently Tana mojo was there with two bodyguards don't worry Turner I wouldn't even choose to be in the same country as you let alone the same room they had these signs around the party referring to the songs used in tick tock for example when you walk in there's a huge sign that says renegade the amount of tick talkers that I just heard screaming renegade whenever they saw this sign I thought a Jeep had crashed through the fucking wall the sign that directed you to the bar yes I went to the bar of course I'm not a fucking alcoholic that sign was accompanied by another sign that said horses in the back I'd only noticed this sign after I'd eaten food provided by the event so if there's any Bojack fans out there I'm really sorry the tick stalkers that were there just seemed so different from any craters that I know there was this one that had the most extravagant hair let me just find a picture of him hold on no I don't usually make physical comments about people because it's just mean I feel like I'm allowed to about hair though because well I'm on the ropes boys imagine dyeing your hair to different colors in two different places if like you dyed your hair once realized that you were still boring as fuck but nothing had changed just because the color of your hair had so for some reason you decided to do it again oh no let me get another picture up of him he looks great here well it just blows my mind that these are the people that made doja cat popular listen stop I'm gonna fuck you Jojo I am a taken man Oh hold on I realized when she struck her name has cat in it sorry lads I'm really slow I've been so ill for the last week my air is blocked my wisdom keeps coming through I'm gonna catch I'm just gonna cry but what hold on truth is fuck I cannot begin to explain Jojo cat's brain and where all of this came from I don't think anyone on instagram needs to know who you're gonna fuck next I mean hold on let me let me go on and scram live right now telling your followers that you've started a live video good good I hope you do oh you can wave at people huh wave flow Oh pause due to poor connection wait wait wait I don't think anyone on Instagram needs to know who you're gonna fuck next my career the point is Instagram lives are the worst form of content okay nothing good has ever come out of an Instagram life other than that one time when Daniel Cohen told that Hispanic kid to go back to his own country oh yeah like I'm letting a man listen to a 13 year old now shut up play a true highlight of last year Daniel code really fell off by the way I'm not sure if anyone noticed that I just Chuck a little clip in right now glad to see she's doing well don't you count does a lot of livestreams okay and by that I mean way too many live streams it's okay to talk about your personal issues online in my opinion I don't do it that much because I'm a shell of the human that I once was and I don't think that many people who watch my videos actually care that much about my feelings enjoy me emoji cat went as far to address a breakup that she had recently over Instagram life and it's not like a statement that she's dedicated her life stream to it's just this little rant towards the end of it P on dating advice I will say the world is fucked up and life is fucked up and nature is fucked up and the whole motherfucking goddamn periodic tables bitch are fucked up right where's the fucking nut I need to get this down the periodic table is fucked up finally I'm gonna get laid I unfollowed my ex-boyfriend on Twitter it's a sad thing when people break up what annoys me about when celebrities break up though is this one comment here right he doesn't deserve you oh and you do right you deserve Doge account no one adheres to these high standards that you put up for the celebrities that you like because no one is that good her ex is a guy called Johnny Utah he's another musician from the United States the amount of hate he gets online just for being dota cats boyfriend my ex-boyfriend now how do you such gorgeous and stunning and breathtaking women fall for such mediocre skater boys it's such a superficial way to judge someone on their looks you don't you cut some respect maybe she likes people for their personality what a fuckin shock that would be I've seen this tweet that tried to cancel though Joker now the second one in the list I guess if it did happen is quite a bad thing disrespecting your dark-skinned black woman not good you know that's enough for the tweet okay just make the tweet about that don't add so far douji cat has one fuck - I'd man the biggest fucking cry with the maja man what you in jail for I don't want to talk about it man I've been here ten years years what did you do but dick down by James Murray oh I love this live stream though because throughout this talk about our relationship there's just some mass shooting going on the backgrounds just be so that's that's what's going on really happy thinking about shooting there's a live stream from just under a couple of months ago when they're both together in a live stream I say that Johnny Utah is just plagued for tonight in the background the only thing that comes accompanied by the sound of gunshots and warfare in fucking Charles James chance for the record if any of you blow up in the future that is the single worst thing you can do when James Charles comes into your Instagram livestream sort of like one of those monsters you just you just don't look at in the eyes try to pretend it isn't there and then maybe it will pass you know just just kind of leave I found a clip where Millie Bobby Brown did it okay I'm just gonna stop that was a little too obvious all right but as soon as you feed James Charles just a bit of attention he latches on there it is let's do a makeup video together they don't do it dojo that's it the contract is officially signed the only thing that is making you think that filming a video with James Charles is a good thing is whatever combination of drugs you're holding in your hand right now don't you he might sing in front of you Natalie really lost though check out this year James Charles is in my fucking live oh he's like let's do a makeup video together so that's the stoner reaction to everything what are the biggest celebrities just came into my Instagram live Wow sona's oh that's not a personality trait okay laughing like Seth fucking Rogen even people in the chat know this is about change Charles leave her alone a stage name James so fucking good and there it is the dreaded DM that respond to it dojo by zodiac I'm not a Gemini I think we got away with it lads I guess this should be the moral of the video the reason you shouldn't go on runs on Instragram life and you shouldn't be a crackhead on social media in general is because James Charles will snatch you up don't allow him the opportunity okay he doesn't play by the rules where did I bring back making puns I hate making puns man I've been streaming a lot on twitch recently you should follow my twitch and I'm not talking like a physical kind of oh you know which TV forward slash James merrier to live it's like my youtube channel but I'd live as why it's cool chicks ferret life I can't wait to see thousands of comments about how ill I sound fucking hit me with them and other than that leave a like on this video if you want me to talk more about mainstream celebrities than 50,000 likes and I'll do it more and if you don't well open your mind up a little bit go for a walk look in the mirror I don't want to talk about Daniel Cohn for the rest of my life okay but subscribe if you knew or have not done so already and I will catch you next time [Music] [Music]

Channel: James Marriott

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Id: 4l6kt9Yeyq4

Length: 10min 14sec (614 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 05 2020