- Many people tell me that they know that doctors are very smart and it must be amazing to be a genius, that's not the case, there's a lot that doctors don't know, when you get all types
of different riddles and questions and clicking
things, speed tests and I'll prove to you right now that doctors are not as
smart as you think we are. (dramatic music) Let's play who wants to be an idiot? What invention lets you
look right through a wall? A window? Yay! How many birthdays does
the average man have? Like in a year or in a life span? 77. Come on, one the rest
are simply anniversaries? Bro. Why do Chinese men eat more
rice than Japanese men? Now this is becoming racist. There are more Chinese
men than Japanese men. Haha, stupidest test ever. What is always coming but never arrives? Um, my UPS packages that never show up. I don't know what to answer. Tomorrow, what? But tomorrow does arrive, I'm disappointed in you
question number one. What can be broken but is never held? Trust. Oh, a promise, all right, same answer. What is it that lives if it is fed and dies if you give it a drink? And dies if you give it,
like a vacuum cleaner? Fire. But I think a vacuum cleaner, like if you feed the vacuum cleaner food, that's a better answer
'cause it'll eat up the food and it'll be fine, it'll keep working, but if you give it water you'll short circuit it
and it's gonna break. What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all all
of his fingers on one hand? A normal man, because not
every guy has all his fingers. Yeah exactly. What can one catch that is not thrown? A cold, doctor question. Yep, what is it that if you have, you want to share me and if
you share you do not have? I was gonna say herpes but if you share it you still have it. A secret? Cus like if you have it
you wanna tell everybody but then if you share it
it's no longer a secret? Yeah boy, what's up, your doctor boy knows how to think and stuff. If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada where do they bury the survivors? Wait if they're survivors
why are they burying them that's probably the answer. Yes survivors aren't buried. If it takes eight men
10 hours to build a wall how long would it take four men? Why do I think 20, but
it's gonna be wrong. Eight men 10 hours, I don't know. No time because the wall is already built. It says how long would it take. If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four,
how many do you have? You still have six apples. What do you mean, you still own the six, okay, I'm not gonna argue. Is it legal for a man to
marry his widow's sister? Yes, because if he has a widow he's dead. Yeah exactly. How could a man go outside
in the pouring rain without protection,
that sounds like a dirty how could a man go outside
in the pouring rain without protection and not have
a hair on his head get wet? The pouring rain without protection and not have a hair, oh what if he doesn't
have hair, he's bald? Haha yeah there you go. What do you call a woman who
knows where her husband is all the time? Siri. A psychic? Oh a widow, well, I get it, but what if someone took his body? Enough with the questions. Quick, press the green button, okay. Touch the biggest frog. What? Why did I fail? Touch the biggest frog. That's the biggest frog, are these like toads, is that why? Touch the biggest frog. Can someone explain to me
why that's not the big? What's the answer? Why is that the biggest frog? All right, I've been
failing at a lot of quizzes, but I feel right at
home cause I'm gonna try this medical IQ test. In order for something to be basic, it must have a pH of what? Greater than seven. Yeah, got that right. Office workers are prone to carpal tunnel, where are the carpal bones? In the wrist. It's why when you type that happens. The stapes is the smallest
bone in your body, where is it located? This is a good one, the stapes is located in
the ear, final answer. So much for sexual dysfunction, Viagra originally developed
to treat which condition? Also known as sildenafil it was created for treating
pulmonary hypertension which means high blood pressure specifically inside the lungs. An EKG measures the heart
electrical activity. What does EKG stand for? The answer is electrocardiogram. Bam, the reason why that
helps us get a lot of info is if some of that muscle starts dying or it's not getting enough blood flow, the electricity suddenly changes and we can see certain patterns and then diagnose the patient
or at least move forward with further testing. Which disease is not hereditary? Parkinson's, Giardia, cystic
fibrosis, sickle cell anemia. So Giardia is actually an infection that you get from drinking not clean, like lake water. - Anyone fancy a drink? (vomiting sound) - What is the function of the gallbladder? To filter out the body's toxins, to hydrate the intestines, to store bile. C, store bile. What is the purple part of this brain? We're gonna go with cerebellum. There's a reason you get
your blood pressure taken in every doctor's visit. What is a healthy blood pressure? 119 over 70. There are so many
medications so many symptoms, which is not a cholesterol medication? Citalopram is not a
cholesterol medication, Citalopram is actually an anti depressant. Cancer's always a serious issue, which type of cancer is
generally the least serious? Basal cell. You're walking around the
hospital and meet a nephrologist, what does he or she specialize in? Kidneys. Oh, we must be a med student, we got 12 out of 12 correct, what, what, what, what, what? That made me feel better at least. Please don't judge me,
I know I'm not great at these idiot games, but I did get through my
medical training successfully, so click here for my residency video. As always, stay happy and healthy.
