Discord's Got Talent IN REAL LIFE (ft. KSI & Vikkstar)

welcome gamers today i traveled all the way to england to a real life studio to make the very first edition of discord's god's talent in real life today we've got judges ksi yeah yes oh my god he's right here what's what's up man uh no strippers okay no there's buzzes i think you should just sit down i'm sorry no sorry yeah let's go yeah let's get a clap room the very next person vic star yeah yeah guys i'm confused the simulation is broke what do you mean i feel like i should be at home with my headset on like my feet up on my desk you're gonna complain too just sit down man please come on we have a good few talent shows so i think we're gonna be able to really find something no no we're not something we're to be clear we're not going to find [ __ ] i'll get you strippers i'll get you strippers after your show how about that okay all right how many 20. let's see all this tyler before we start do you want to be a judge in discord's got talent i just dropped the official quackity talent toy on quackity.shop along with other really limited edition talent merch and two random people who purchased any of these items will literally be chosen to be judges in an upcoming live edition of discord's got talent but there's a very limited quantity of items so make sure to get yours right now thank you guys so much for the support and enjoy this video you know what let's move the first person in all right hey dying peter griffin how are you doing i'm doing good how are you what's your talent man all right oh [ __ ] i got all this food here okay so your thailand is cooking this is the snazzy junior 3000 sandwich okay are you gonna eat it at the end yeah all right what are you gonna do for us come on okay watch it okay do you sanitize yes i feel tired more more of that let's have more of that what is a gif what's a gift i think it's peanut butter it's like a moving picture that's good what the [ __ ] are you doing man all right show us the camera no get close to the camera okay finish it keep going keep going listen to this with your eyes closed and listen how bad it is we just want to ask her a few questions i'll be right back let's go could you bend over and get that thing down there hello ma'am we're just wondering what went wrong nothing we're laughing have you seen the floor okay no no no no no i'm not done with you no no no no no no don't tell yourself what [Applause] no that's no i didn't cook that no uh dexterous how are you doing oh my god that was quick how are you doing what's your talent all right well give me a topic asi do you know what a guilf is oh my god ksi and hills that is a good topic [Applause] he freaks out whenever he sees old white men [Music] but he has standards they have to be handsome if they're not 12 they can get in line i truly thought you were going to disappoint me you didn't disappoint at all i don't think you disappoint any of us actually any of us you want to say anything [ __ ] you [Music] it's lil kay hello what is your talent i will speed draw you anything you want i want you to draw quackity taking the dumb quackity taking a fat [ __ ] okay there we go any requests on the boots [Music] with his feet up on the side of the toilet a backwards handstand that's doable i can do that i don't know why you're listening and hide this penis no okay you're gonna be really happy you're really excited you're taking a dump am i butt ass naked in this you can be a few it's actually much more thick yeah yeah yeah there you go there we go where's the dumps i came here to see pooh this is what i'm saying oh my [ __ ] god this is not how i expected to spend my tuesday evening i love it yeah no i'm enjoying that you're not even doing this via toilet you're just doing this do you want a toilet no no no no no that's great that's everything where's the [ __ ] where's the [ __ ] going lil kay where's what happens on discord's got talent stays on discord it's got talent that's all i have to say hello do you have a talent i'm here to be a funny man for you this is my comedy hour oh [ __ ] a comedian yes i like the outfit i like the outfit get your serious faces your poker faces okay i put myself down as an improv comedian it means i did not plan this routine wait have you started hi folks let me tell you a joke what's a joke my brain shut off okay get your flow get your flow you want to see what i did for y'all i said i'm like yes i said a boxing okay i set up fortnite okay nice my palate is fighting you okay let's see the fight then punch him hit the rocks that's the wrong you had one way you had one job this is my obs boxing ring i think you should take my role now put them on the main street yeah switch it up switch it up okay let's take the glasses all right all right let's go for it yeah yeah you just put ksi in control of your computer i'm just i'm just warning you why hello there po3 how you doing my name is craigany what's your talent hey poc what's up man you want to speak to us today all right thank you very much you've been fantastic you just dropped them into someone else's interview [Music] [Applause] what is your talent i can drink water illegally let's see it then i am in a decrepit old house right now here's my campfire there is my illegal water why why is it illegal that's why i'm hiding in this capital house cheers mate oh okay that is some good water thanks that was some good water i literally think i really woke up today discord's got talent what can i do drink some water oh my god i am so happy right now i i drink water this is funny you know what this is funny yeah i gotta go arsen king why hello there what is your talent dark humor and slash offensive humor i'm so ready all right um why is america bad at chess i don't know why they lost two all right another one what makes sad people jump wow that was that was pretty dark all right all right all right when the quackity um be that dream in the dream smp what that was the only way he'd get a green card [Laughter] [Applause] oh you got a ghost writer i'm almost impressed you got a ghost rider you have a ghost rider i'm sorry why is america bad at chess why because they lost two what's up what's your talent basically storytelling oh no actually actually the story has to be 30 seconds long okay this you're anything yeah oh yeah we're going here what can you not hear no i can't hear you get your story ready when we get quietly back online so louis how's your day been shut up i don't you're care i'm actually from uh syria [Music] okay story time let's go what's your story shut up tell us a story about syria ksi's hometown so do i tell that story yeah yeah i don't even know what that is [Laughter] i don't take geology how's it going mr cool what's your talent do you mind if i record this yes i bet he's recording he's recording yeah yeah yeah yeah zoom in on me one of you zoom in on me hold on zoom up zoom in harder i think his talent was making guitar noises anyway that's what i heard him doing at the end there what's your talent you have 10 seconds wait so oh my god wait wait my guitar oh please please you actual among this character okay wait um yeah that's ten seconds wait wait wait wait wait no no no no hi what's your talent i'm playing ukulele i'm playing uh spider weather i can't play copyright music i'm sorry can you break the ukulele in half i mean [Music] what's your talent do a song previously that i've already made or have you guys quickly make a song zoom in get banned [Music] when can i go home [Applause] by this point we had been judging for hours so i thought it would be a funny thing if i just added a bunch of random people to the call and you won't believe what happened next [Music] mr nintendo what's your talent sorry i was sorry my mistake all right what's your talent i'm gonna know bro what's your talent oh there's a guy singing i don't know i don't know what's going on bohemians what's your talent i have a poem everyone set the [ __ ] up i wanna hear bohemians uh my name is bohemius [Laughter] what's your talent my name is i mean my talent is poetry oh roses all like newborns because even the biggest babies have the thoughts if they say mistakes that i must be dwayne johnson who just wrote a twitte longer i've tried through excruciating weather i'll try to find myself who is joe i'm going to be doing the grammarly ad and i'm going to be singing for prime [ __ ] reaction i'm not even done with my poem i'm sorry no [ __ ] i said i want to hear you people can't feel really alone or maybe it's just that an evil dumb man stole my eyes shut up no one cares anymore shut up you're not even making noises anymore and like ken from the b-movie weirdly specifically we're stuck in a simulation we live in a simulation all right talk about wiping your ass no talk about wiping quack in these aisles after you're taking the time all right quacking yes i feel better let me just get a little big wipe in there yeah i'm gonna flush the toilet down you need more hey marge you can't give me more toilet paper quackity can you give me some toilet paper please hey ksi run to atp run to walmart get some two fly from me all right quackity pull up your pants it's done [Applause] what's your talent my challenge is playing the piano you want to hear a song and i know you know what let me tell you a funny joke what talent you can learn from a ksi boxing match what how to draw that one [Laughter] [Music] oh is it over yeah is it safe to come out yes thank you thank you everyone any last comments don't invite me again

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Id: DQz9QhbPcUs

Length: 15min 20sec (920 seconds)

Published: Sun May 15 2022