Discord Calls that are High Quality

oh no i have a box in front of me look i have a knife with it oh damn where'd i get this knife oh shoot what's inside here what it looks like merch that's crazy what you can get at the website name [Laughter] there's your website name you can get a shirt off case with her long and you can get a mug crazy oh my god oh my god coffee out of it wow [Music] yeah and it's like what's up that's so nice auto focus dude i love auto focus i'd [ __ ] autofocus if i could yeah if it was a human being i would [ __ ] autofocus [ __ ] this [ __ ] out of all the focus right wait dude i'ma [ __ ] open up out of focus like a [ __ ] book my guy hey wait give me a second i'm straight up [ __ ] wait okay forget everything that i was about to say [Laughter] everything that i just said redacted my favorite part is goob yeah cause you are a goopy i'm sorry i love you man but you are literally him in a nutshell how's that hamburger helper good like mix it right in front of the mic no i know you're going with that i don't even know if it'll work because i don't have much sludge okay nope it's close that's what go [ __ ] sounds like it's just ash's reaction to it i just want to beat my gum and chew my dick what did everybody [Laughter] like hello it's been retired what's up [ __ ] oh my god i can't believe [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] holy [ __ ] [Music] i know 100 talked about his penis and how small it is depression or something y'all ever want to kill yourself [Laughter] so my psychiatrist wasn't here today so you guys will do it i literally said you would say so oh my god i was right i want shrek to be inside me [Laughter] [Music] all these relate to each other food critic because he looks like the food critic on ratatouille [Laughter] that looks like oh yeah oh yo those are those are fire are they i don't know if you'll like them because it's definitely an acquired taste but like they don't have much flavor it's like it's like a fish just breathed on your mouth it still tastes like it's like it's like a fish fart in your mouth literally i love fish farts bro yeah [ __ ] you guys my friend died in discord okay dude that's such a good title go ahead and die real quick one million views thank you thank you i got you guys no worries god do you want a date or something no why i already have a great girlfriend think so [Music] [Laughter] i don't got the body confidence for that [ __ ] no you do not no offense what the [ __ ] no i'm saying you don't have confidence you got the body you ain't got the confidence for the body though that's what i was saying [ __ ] up yeah i didn't [ __ ] up i was just i was saying no you [ __ ] up does that zoom caught me off guard because i didn't know what y'all were talking about i just look over and i just see grizzlies [Laughter] am i allowed to use that yeah i don't give a [ __ ] that's funny oh that's the clip where we got mad because you wouldn't tell her that day yeah i just found out what it said [Laughter] your rules tell me you share i'd like to eat your ass what so what's y'all been up to i won't play fortnite what you just said the magic words i thought this website said why are you a sad virgin hey that was me about two months ago i wonder you had sex with yeah i wonder who it was that's crazy sorry b yeah i figured it was hey grizzy can i say the n word real quick go for it what [Laughter] [ __ ] what a mood why is that a move yeah why is that a mood you fighting a raccoon my guy throw my stuff in the back suck a dick jesus christ that's an oddly specific situation too will you [ __ ] i mean it kind of sounds like it yeah and then the end i heard the [ __ ] like the tin of the [ __ ] chipotle so yeah so i just thought of a trash can it's a chocolate doughnut we can turn our cameras off but i i'm sorry for you guessing that's like a doughnut i said it i what the [ __ ] bro i was about to do it and then you said that i was like bro yours wouldn't be a donut yours would be a whole ass bagel i should have toasted bagels how many months pregnant 22 my guys been a long 22 years old you're so quick to do that you look like you're on the lifeline right now [Laughter] look at that naked i look naked in are they supposed to fit like that bro dead ass i'll be sitting down and these [ __ ] went from my knees to my [ __ ] like inner dick i'm like how like how did that even happen bro like only you and i can really understand this [ __ ] struggle then you're like oh i don't know like i don't know if you guys could you can see like the acne in the middle i've never once shaved my chest this is just how it is [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] i'd [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of that burger yeah i would i put my dick right between the patties what you mean which one bofa oh for the patties because he's been waiting both of the paddies [Laughter] tuxedo you're literally literally people drink or whatever the [ __ ] that [ __ ] people juice you're literally your [ __ ] banner right now frank is on bree's lap and bridge like i wonder why he likes me so much and i just said boobs what why does your cat like boobs because they're soft and squishy why do we like boobs because they're soft yep okay it was crazy i was crazy once i they locked me in a room a rubber room or a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy crazy i was crazy they locked me in a room speaking of merch god no it's not dude we could we could plug it right dude plug it right now dude plug it ash.merchforall.com yeah i know there's also an alternate link twitch.tv cut that right out i don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about you're just gonna get along right at the middle middle and then the intro rolls in it's splashless i love splashless i don't even know what the [ __ ] that means it's got a crisp lemon scent damn it's gonna taste like lemons wanna sprite cranberry that's the [ __ ] commercial that's it it's just your dumb ass into the chair person i'm like what's wrong cranberry i really want to be able to crush a can over my head [Music] i can't even do it that way you gotta bend it no but like you can't even like really oh no you can tim pez you're a week week bro [Music] i love giant horse stick hi i wanna swing from [Music] she can't go anywhere she's stuck in an infinite loop she's stuck in limbo put an arrow in her head she levitated she could now what the [ __ ] you saved her life the hero we always needed but never deserved all good brother y'all y'all have a beautiful i was gonna say day but beautiful night [Music] nikon dropped a few songs and blew up like a rocket my numbers stay climbing no you cannot stop gas got so much bread i could open a bakery me and your auntie somewhere cooking pastry run up a check in the night dip i'm too busy balling you talking all that [ __ ]

Channel: Ashdog

Views: 191,516

Rating: 4.9834986 out of 5

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Id: g__V3HmpbVY

Length: 14min 12sec (852 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 22 2020