Dinosaur Office - All Episodes (Compilation)

hey Craig how was your weekend I was going to plant azaleas but the soil was too damp I went to the hardware store instead just to browse I'm surprised you had that much free time I was here all weekend finishing my quarterly report oh no the quarterly report I totally blanked Terry is gonna kill me hey Craig I noticed that your report was absent from my desk this morning hi Todd how are you great do you have any idea what could have happened with that I'm so sorry Terry it slipped my mind I've been so busy with the cute too well net no I know you've been working hard lately just get those reports to me as soon as you can I will get them to you by the end of the day that sounds great hey do you guys want to grab an early lunch oh no can do Terry I brought leftovers my wife made too much lentil loaf I'm trying to lose weight now so I can put it back on when I go on vacation yeah already then I guess I'll just grab something around here [Music] [Applause] hey do you want me to print this out or send it via email hmm maybe both just to be safe did you catch the game last night no was it good I didn't see it my wife rented a movie we only have one television oh great my computer froze I haven't saved in over an hour try restarting maybe it autosave ah no it's just a blank screen it's too bad my son isn't here he's a wiz with computers it's not a big deal I'll just take it hey Craig I heard you're having problems with your CPU it could be the router you should try restarting or maybe you downloaded a virus how about rebooting did you reboot it we good when was the last time you updated your antivirus software profile shave my son Karl's not here kid is great with computers did you guys see the new cops in the break room we're fixing Craig's computer you should try rebooting thank you too bad my son isn't here is he good with computers aren't all teenagers my son is a teenager you guys see the game last night I'm so embarrassed hey Richard can I can I see in my office I bet it's downsizing last week Jerry ate the marketing department they weren't hitting their numbers Sheila can I have a word I should have used my vacation days when I had the chance she didn't have what it takes to survive in the cutthroat world of business Terry will eat me for sure what was today's Hawaiian shirt snafu Todd can you pop in here this is my own fault I should have kept up with industry trends Craig why don't you join us you guys totally had me going I thought Terry was eating everyone [Music] nobody's being eaten today except this intern happy birthday sir you guys shouldn't have anyone else want a piece there's plenty to go around thanks but I have diabetes don't even talk to me until I've had my morning coffee okay I was kidding you can talk to me hey put on the news they're talking about the asteroid good morning Pangaea where do they find a sweater girls they're so skinny an asteroid warning is in effect for all of the supercontinent I hope we can work from home tomorrow traffic is going to be a nightmare expect scattered showers later leading into a level 5 asteroid ending life as we know it they always blow these things out of proportion it's all about the ratings just like that volcano last week it was supposed to scorch the earth it only scores half of the earth my neighbors across the street were incinerated but we didn't even lose power this Justin the asteroid is going to be smaller than anticipated see it was a big deal over nothing and it's headed straight for the office of Dino Corp incorporated I have stock in that company I mean either eat meat or you don't every red-blooded carnivore knows can you turn this off I don't agree with his opinion [Music] well that's just great the freeway is totally gridlocked it's bumper-to-bumper we should have gotten on i-95 hindsight is 20/20 must have been an accident I hope everyone has insurance it's probably just rubber necking we're definitely going to be late I'm calling the boss I'll do it it's illegal to use a cell phone while operating a motor vehicle no answer I'd email him but I don't own a smartphone I hope he doesn't make us use a person all day a fender bender can this commute get any worse tonight I'm going to check out that new Italian restaurant are you going on a hot date I'm going alone but I'll probably bring a newspaper you should date that new secretary she's cute she looks like she's busy besides she's way out of my league Wow you could always ask me out good one Sheila you alright I'll go talk to her hi I'm Craig [Music] coffee huh maybe we should get coffee together sometime I'm sorry forget I said anything Craig I saw you chatting up the new secretary how'd it go poorly she's happily married she has two kids you asked out a married woman that's so embarrassing are you embarrassed hey everyone be nice to Craig Oh today he's embarrassed because he just asked out a married woman can you believe this weather I didn't need a cold yesterday for today I needed a cold it's not even the temperature it's the windchill ah must be the monthly volcano drill what a waste of time I'm not going anywhere let's not let it ruin our conversation I can't believe it's only Tuesday it feels like such a Thursday so how's your garden I have more cucumbers and I know what to do talk about a good problem hey guys even if this is a drill I need you to take it seriously I know I know so let's head outside so we can get a head count my cell phone is ruined office can you believe what's happening in politics Craig oh check your email just forwarded you a grade a web clip what up Dino vids on Nestor and this is the volcano job yes you're right man here's one dump Triceratops can't juggle that sounds hilarious I should really get back to work you guys these documents aren't going to stable themselves Craig goes right last one wait that's not what I I'm Craig and welcome to juggle University Craig I didn't know you could jog oh this is not a good use of company time I thought your movi was very nice if I hadn't already ordered a pizza I wouldn't have been found four days oh look there's also a video of Craig Oh telling jokes huh this one is not funny whoa who brought these let's lost one sir keep it together Craig say something charming most people prefer brand-name ginger ale but honestly I can't tell the difference haha that's very sensible why pay extra for a fancy label you're it's so funny Craig do you do stand-up comedy anyway I'm Craig Amelia it's nice to meet you too much information so Amelia do you like movies yeah movies are fine there's a cashew in the almond Bowl I really like your tie look at her have you ever seen a more beautiful bill I know that's why I married her hey where's your wife I live with my mother how was everything fellas my salad dressing wasn't on the side as requested oh sorry about that sir hey about a choco volcano blaster on the house I'm trying to lay off the sweets it's my new year's resolution I need a new soda I just brought you one I asked for no ice that's how they get yeah how about that sports game I think the coach made poor decisions excuse me I have a coupon but I left it at home I'm sorry sir but you need to have it here Oh $30 let's just split it evenly but I didn't get a beverage holdup toddster you had that appetizer we all court took in the spinach artichoke dip Richard I'll put in 875 that's my share plus tax I have $3 fine I'll get the rest oh no we forgot about gratuity his service wasn't except Larry I'll leave him a nice note instead thanks gentlemen you guys have wait we're missing something I forgot my to go box dinosaur office Greg oh I gotta use the bathroom mud watching my son Carl 13 you idiot I don't need anyone to watch me [ __ ] yeah okay last time we left him alone he set off fireworks in the master bedroom he's a handful but I love them oh thanks Greg oh we're your kids I don't have any I'm waiting for mrs. right you're boring I hate you see Duncan when you grow up you'll be able to drink water just like your old man yeah you gonna eat that I was hoping to watch it grow up see yourself oh no mom got a stables as many as we want oh is this little Gretchen they are so adorable at that age and delicious single mother is difficult but rewarding are you sure you're allowed to do this yeah My dear boy I would prefer if you oh stop place is the best looks like my son's room love kids we're stuck I knew I should have taken the stairs I need the exercise does it look like we'll be going anywhere anytime soon so got any big weekend plans you know it I rented a movie my weekend is wide open and I find movies very entertaining the video store closes at 8:00 on weeknights so you should have plenty of time to go after work it would also be nice to get out of the house and try a new restaurant but all my gal pals are out of town I find cooking for yourself is a great way to save money in these difficult economic times oh I'd love a private cooking lesson from chef Craig sometime that won't be necessary with all the recipes online the web is your cookbook Greg I have romantic feelings for you I need to get back to work [Music] why do you always fall for the bad boys Sheila hey gang I'm Danny and I'm a team-building expert today we're gonna boost morale and have fun doing it yes icebreaker time everyone say your name and a fun fact about yourself go my name's Craig and I enjoy the newspaper don't hold back Craig tell us something really interesting about yourself my name's Craig and I enjoy gardening magazines all right let's change gears I need a volunteer to wear this blindfold now it's your job to guess the secret object here impossible it would be without your coworkers giving you hints come on gang it's high in carbo hydrates simple or complex let's stay focused on the big picture okay now when I look at this I see something around something you can eat oh I know it's a doughnut you are not the guesser if it's a doughnut it's a simple carb let's try something very simple trust Falls okay Sheila you lean back Terry you catch her that's it you can do this guy's I'm impressed by how wrong that was excuse me sir I have back problems may I lend Todd my grocery store discount card instead no why not that's the ultimate symbol of trust joke I'm a highly trained building professional your company purchased the Platinum package and I'm gonna make you a team whether you like it or not Hey I got him Terry you're an asset to our team someone please contact my healthcare provider office I'm not who you think I am Maria I'm my brother don't listen to him Maria he'll only break your heart uh hey Craig heard you were sick do you have a 24 hour stomach bug there's one going around can't talk fake sick to see dinosaur hospital finale getting steamy gotta go I should have pushed you into that volcano instead of your brother who says you didn't what Greg I'm so worried about you do you have a temperature are you staying properly hydrated flat soda can comment upset stomach eat soup keep your legs elevated we'll get through this crap hi Greg hey feelin huh not good I should go experiencing flu-like symptoms somebody should have gotten a flu shot you know what they say prevention is the best medicine good advice gotta rest bye wait real quick what what is the name of the guy that sits next to you Todd Oh Todd of course huh a question about Todd but now I can't remember it what was it about oh yeah you know Todd's email address as Todd now I'll have to figure out how to watch it on the Internet just ordered new checks this morning they look like the beach ah someone finished the coffee without making a fresh pot can you be any more inconsiderate that's strange there's none in the cabinet there's none in any of the cabinets oh no I can't start my day without a fresh brewed cup of turn stay with me Todd I treated myself to a Frappuccino this morning I should have the energy for a coffee run my daughter's joy for cheerleading yeah that'll look great on a throw it up with this [ __ ] hang in there I'll save you [Music] I need four coffees hazelnut would you like to sign up for our roar bucks rewards card you'll save 10% on all purchases I would be crazy not to [Music] [Laughter] everyone owes me 275 yeah yes yes the hardest part for me is getting myself to the gym I don't mind it once I'm here it's tough to motivate yourself after a long day at the office and I could do without the meatheads whoa I wouldn't even want a body like that I'm just trying to get down to a healthy size those bozos overlook the importance of cardio a healthy heart is its own reward yo Bryce Bryce Bryce man price price yo Bryce Bryce yo what up oh let's just skip the cool down and grab our smoothie no I'm not letting this clown ruin my week-long trial membership uh excuse me yo let me get a spot actually I was hoping boys boys boys boys wow that's a lot of weight with this rocket with this [Applause] noise yo erectus I can't oh no this is what I get for not stretching everyone I've got some exciting news the company has been sold don't worry as long as I'm here your jobs are safe in fact some of you might even end up in management and now please welcome your new CEO Bruce ve'lo see the company is dead people all these years you've been working at Dino soft limited welcome to Dino soft unlimited where the possibilities have no limits any questions well you keep bran muffin Tuesdays try bran muffin every days right what's your policy on Hawaiian shirt day my policy is aloha what are your long-term goals excellent question no for a nerd I've been the CEO of 10 different companies this quarter and I didn't do it by thinking about the future anymore right now questions hi I'm Richard I work here will there be opportunities for advancement at Dino soft unlimited uh you tell me new general manager Wow thanks dad not your dad actually hi Bruce I'm the general manager and not anymore I just fired you I understand you got a white shirt day and I'm everyone's boss now yes that was unexpected I gotta call my wife and tell her the good news do you know how to use a phone [Music] to be continued previously on dinosaur office I bought the company I got fired off the boss now bran muffins every day if you're not clipping coupons you're throwing money away well if it isn't my two favorite employees you and you hey Bruce when are those bran muffins getting here I skipped breakfast richard was point man on the be muffins I'll get an update Bruce wanted me to tell you guys that every day still bran muffin day but you have to buy it yourself and eat it at home loving that shirt you Surf's Up right Griego can't wear that shirt but bruce says he hates hawaii you guys are doing a bang-up job bruce says you two are doing a bad job and that i have to eat you know it's impersonal toddster yeah babe I'm crushing it the way I got these suckers working is completely unsustainable jack up the value in the short term sell maximum they go out of business we go on vacation no oh no I have to save the company the only way I know how with a PowerPoint presentation - previously on dinosaur office I'm the new CEO and I'm ruining the company to get rich I'm gonna give a PowerPoint presentation to change his mind I never got the bran muffins I was promised dinosaur office are you using the proper VGA cable yes Todd oh there goes mr. Ballew see you're about to sacrifice this company to make a quick buck at your employees expense you're making a big mistake Dino soft is more than just a company it's hilarious water cooler observations here's Todd telling me how he feels about gas prices they're outrageous it's not provoking chain emails this one explains how climate trends predict a catastrophic Ice Age I read it on the Internet it's donating to your co-workers 5k charity stampede in conclusion mr. vilu see you can work these titles until they're extinct but you'll never be rich without friendship [Laughter] wow great work Greg that was ter awful I had to make a word for how bad it was I was going to sell the company but you've convinced me that it's completely worthless I'm out of here does that mean we get to keep our jobs I don't care do you whatever you write I saved the company actually Bruce just quit oh thanks to presentation for he's a jolly good crag Oh careful now pretty like that could drive a man to madness some say it's cursed others say that drivers weren't installed properly maybe it's just I just leave on a pole to keep people from ringing my doorbell what's with that creepy old janitor you mean old brooms McKenzie he hasn't worked here in five years they should really deactivate his employee access card printer offline printer I like your costume Craig you make a handsome oh hey Craig were you trying to print from my printer wait is your printer die no Mark x7 3 yep here you go mr. Mackenzie you don't work here anymore so I'm gonna have to ask you to leave [Music] thanks for the centerpiece Craig my mother-in-law goes crazy for cornucopias my pleasure sorry I can't stay long I got too many Thanksgiving invitations hey can you watch Duncan for a minute I need to go carve the bird wait I'm not good with hi Duncan peekaboo my arms are getting tired oh no I'm so sorry don't get been kidnapped oh here he is you can't take your eyes off them for a second once they learn to roll done can Craig what I watch football now now Richard wait for everyone to finish eating Gregor are you almost done I'm trying but if I eat you fast I'll get gas Richard come back here I am here Richard fine come on Craig oh let's double-team this dish Oh Richard you ate my fork were you gonna eat it we do have more cutlery hmm happy Thanksgiving Terry I brought yams oh thanks Craig that'll go great with dinner Sheila this dessert is amazing I hope you saved room for cobbler you know I was worried about spending Thanksgiving without my family but after today I've realized my friends are my family are you a peach happy Thanksgiving Craig Happy Thanksgiving Sheila my mom says you're gonna marry her happy new year my New Year's resolution is to clean the garage there's too much clutter hey Craig you gonna stay up to see the meteor drop for once yeah lay off Todd I'm not missing the end of the Triassic period I'm gonna stab later than any of you bozos you're wrong ready dad go see kragle the key to staying awake is heating coffee and drinking candy coffee candy candy coffee whoa are you worried about crashing Greg do you want some of my sinus medication I'm concerned for you wait did you take this it's drowsy oh no looks like it's just you and me tada what's your strategy I'm reading a Clive Cussler Saurus novel it's an action-packed thrill ride from start to finish [Music] and John oh no did I sleep through New Year's it's Monday morning you slept through the entire holiday weekend uh I don't even feel rested you [Music] love you yeah I'm taking the missus to shet to roar tonight I know the owner my son goes to detention with his son we're doing a couple's pottery class I feel bad for Craig and Sheila yeah they're lonely hey are you thinking what I'm thinking let's mind our own business you bid fine did you sign it from Sheila I signed it oh thanks Richard happy Valentine's Day big guy it's almost 5 o'clock this is our last chance it has to be perfect food in here I can't believe you two angels set this up I really needed it I was gonna use this Dinah B's gift card tonight but my plans well they yeah they fell through and I want you to have it excuse me you're blocking the doorway [Music] [Music] problems with you you guys see the game last night [Music]

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Length: 42min 3sec (2523 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 26 2020