Diddy vs JD | #HeresTheThing

four five four three two what up y'all welcome to here's the thing i'm kev upstate she's chick welcome to another podcast episode smash that like button smash that notification button bigger baby [Applause] [Music] praise the lord praise the lord praise the lord do we have church announcements church announcements the next two weeks of shows are sold out come on chicago chicago and dc oklahoma city you stinking it up you're probably off women in dallas not after dallas is almost sold out okay so we're close uh we're closing in so get your tickets all right uh uh real another smaller now small announcements he made me a beautiful cup in houston and unfortunately someone in my family i'm not going to say who put it in the dishwasher oh and all of the beating fell off so if you that was you please dm me email me something so that i can pay you to make me another cup because it was my favorite all right typical what was it angel huh who was it it was probably a mark because no no ammar's a man now no no no little marcus no he doesn't use this for no i'm not going to say who but i would say little ammar was a man he was a baby just on sunday and now he is yet a man i'm so glad i took that video of his man button i didn't know it was the last time i saw it he poked monty in the nose he said i will do this baby dog you baby dog monty didn't even move he was like oh yeah i've met my match yeah monty was like if i move it might die it might get aggressive and then he rubbed his belly and monty was like my guy he was attacking tomorrow i want to bite you because you're near my size and amman don't mind it he don't he was like no bottom back know how to handle dogs he used to handle supreme as if supreme was smaller than him because the supreme is smaller than him well now spring's dead he's ashes but when he was alive when he was yet alive and breathing amal would be like supreme yeah and supreme was like look man there's the alpha male in here he was like now if i said i ain't gonna get up man poor dog all right moving on uh we talked about this a little bit on the uh bonus episode but there was no um consensus um jd and diddy have agreed in principle to do a versus or did he said he accepted the call um and the reason this is interesting because people were like diddy man jermaina priest stands no chance producing against diddy uh and naye mccrack cochran who is a music exec um very well known i mean just almost a music um what do you call it marketing she was in marketing but she is a encyclopedia right so by the kindness of her own heart she set up a versus for us a simulation a simulation if you will and i had a great time voting and before i read the rules this is how i feel about verses it's how does a song make me feel when i'm listening i don't listen for what the record made how many it sold i listened for when i heard this song then how did i feel when i hear this song now which song did i consume more right i think that's why versus they say it's more about uh jams than hits right it's about vibes than hits right because somebody could have outsold carl thomas absolutely but they might not have one song that makes me feel the way i wish that's right taylor swift sells a lot i don't connect with that music exactly right and you know hip-hop and r b for people of the blacks and joshie a consumer of it it's about the wake of making me feel all right so these are the ground rules according to name and and we're going to play by her rules because she did all the work she's a simulation here are the rules 25 rounds because they'll probably get extra this allows for bad boy and social duff releases plus productions by either side of their labels but contrary to puff's insistence on ig live no songs from albums outside of bad boy where puff was the album ep like anything on what's the 4-1-1 he has to be credited on the track yeah again if this is outside of bad boy okay she try to be objective about top 25 by matching song energy she admits this is her simulation yeah might not be what they play and she admits you know i might have messed up on a few but she did just have some fun yeah you're having fun so we're gonna go and do what we feel me angel and josh okay um and she suggests listening to at least part of the song before voting so you can hear how they sound next to each other it's very smart i'm gonna pull it up because i voted all for all 25. last night and i want to make sure i can remember okay so here we go first half puff goes first round one biggie one more chance remix or drew hill sleeping in my bed remix we'll start with josh angel then i'll go i'm going biggie all right angel um unfortunately it's very rare that i'll go biggie it would be drew hill really he absolutely i don't know sleeping in my bed messing with my hand come on though huh has a vibe josh it's a jam not as record so but then because yeah then we um are you kidding like i don't biggie give me one more chance i'm going with big one more chance round two come and talk to me remix come and talk to me i really want to know your name or you make me wanna go here come and talk to me okay angel you make me wanna leave the one i'm with start a new relationship hmm i'm sorry i did wrong what's the second time i did you did it's coming talking remix that's i'm wrong let's start over round two come and talk to me remix ghost town dj's my boo okay i know i'm going to go against the grain i see that song my boo was everything to me the fact that it came back in the 2000s yes as a challenge [Music] come on kevin wait a minute i thought you said you could dance i can't no you turned that shout into a dope little thing i saw that i saw that i saw that okay what about you kevin uh man i love my boo i do but i i love it this is a closer one for me i did come and talk to me remix uh round three uh meth and mary you're all that i need or usher you make me wanna what i thought what i still think is crazy oh go ahead josh i'm sorry 1993. survive i couldn't believe that that was beating meth and mary you're talking about it yeah cause you're talking about this is yeah i need to do this i just can't believe it once that's what's triggered i'll be there for you if you hit i would choose that yeah because that's got more fill than i mean you make me want it it's like for me that's the vibe record between the two oh see no i definitely have more of a vibe feel more of a vibe with mary and meth it's just like so grimy i mean you they were so cool in that video black and white i was just like i want to be from new york yeah the thing about the you're all i need that was when i was coming of age and hip-hop i was in north carolina and i was just like man so much greatness i do like this but you make me wanna oh sure it's it connects so much more with me yeah because he was smiling he was so fun it was bright colors and this is what i had to go like how many times have i consumed each song and i you make me want to let's just consume that more i consume that more and i love mary jane and beckham it's one of my favorite songs that was the closest one for me and it's actually really close in the polls uh but i'm gonna go if you make me one okay round four okay uh big papa or the brat give it to you remix this is where i think she made a grave mistake yeah i was like i had to listen to that because i had never heard it even when it came out originally i mean honestly if i'm jermaine dupri and this is real versus if you if you go first and you play with big i'm gonna throw a throw away it's like spades no you threw the ace let me just throw off nothing in jd's category is gonna beat that so let me throw something off to the side cause i can't win i'm not gonna make brad take the bullet i would i would you there's nothing you can there are some songs that that bad boy has that are that's one of them that is almost quintessentially hip right if there's a hip-hop museum of the all-hip-hop that's in the foyer uh yeah absolutely but little bow wow gonna take that that it is not gonna be the brand it is not gonna be the right balance always gonna take the heat he gonna take the heat then it's not gonna be the bread of course it's big papa i mean i think we're all in unison here that's that's that there's no competition he jd throwing off here it'd be like that in verses sometimes though it does no crisscross jump would have been a better better still gonna lose but this is just jump might beat something that's when you're throwing the king you're throwing the key when the ace is there right but the jump it doesn't really have anywhere else to go in this in the way she laid it out it don't have no good spot that's true jump is a queen you be like okay they let the queen walk okay that's cool that the brat song that is a three of clubs that's what i'm saying it shouldn't be in your hand it's what i'm saying don't i don't i don't disagree i don't disagree all right round five mace feels so good brad funkify where did i oh i know i said oh i definitely said um mace feels so good did you yeah you made me feel sad i'm going with the brat and i'm gonna tell you why it's a hard one here's the here's the interesting thing about this and this is how hip-hop has a regionalism i spent summers in atlanta with my dad's family i was in atlanta when this song came out nobody cared about new york when the brat came out and first of all i was like i love i love you you are so she's so pretty you are so beautiful and you're so cool and the beads and the swag i was i loved the brat funkified is my favorite the bratz song oh yeah absolutely it is i mean so so funk the fact it's the rat tat tat i was like if i weren't spending the summer in atlanta i might feel a different way but atlanta goes hard for uh and that might be why i feel this way because i used to spend the summers in atlanta and that was like so so deaf they were playing these songs more oh absolutely because remember at that time rap was very regionalized oh extremely and when the south was breaking away from new york in atlanta they would play songs that you would only hear at atlanta right yeah you know what i'm saying so that's part of the reason i'm more closely tied to social def because those summers in atlanta oh yeah i was like yeah i get it so so funky five wins for me that round okay round six money power respect or money at a thing money anything come on money ain't a big thing yes i'm with you guys i'm with both of you guys the vibe is there for me holla back money anything double five with a double die pass today you know what it is you know what it is so so death i felt like had a younger vibe a lot of the stuff that bad boys was putting out i was like i am not into the drugs and the guns i am into jesus amen and then a little bit of dancing on the side and money power respect is like a is like the those two matched up against each other really explains like who i was as a child money yeah it was just a little too too rough and grimy for me that was rough and tough with my afro yes i'm still wearing slips and stockings i can't do money by respect when you're wearing stockings why were you why we were walking with the locks i felt like bad boy street team i couldn't work the locks fantastic songs okay round seven faith used to love me mariah we belong together who's gonna tuck them into ah i see that i am with faith i mean also we belong together is a massive it just for me vibe wise um used to love me just has more of a vibe it makes you went good with your slip it went great with my slip it went great with the whole crush like i can i can get from used to love me in my mind and then like make up sex you know the screaming of we belong together you you ain't you never be in the mood you're going to take blue chew to get there you're going to have to take blue to get back i have a hard hard one and that is why blue chew is sponsoring this round of the simulated version of 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shipping excuse me that's bluetooth.com promo code sk to receive your first month free visit bluechew.com for more details and important safety information and we thank bluechu for sponsoring the podcast all right round eight is up let's go 112 only you no bow wow and sierra like you i know we're kevin here and i think i'm with them i'm a bow wow on this one i will never vote for 112 for anything 112 every day i will never i don't even remember how only you goes i don't i saw 112. could have been a song of silence it could have been any song give it to me i don't know it i don't i look it up because i think there's a remix i don't want to hear it no how does it go kevin said i don't know only you only you i'm slim yes i told you that we won't [Music] i will not stop hating on 112 constants right okay you're a new listener here you're a long time let me be clear i don't like slim's voice i do and slim he got to do it all i'm out love it round nine oh oh wait round nine got deleted ah here it is round nine hate me now or hate in your blood let me tell you even when i went back to listen to hate in your blood i was like when when did you come out i don't even i i this one is not there's no contest again this is another ace this again chris cross jumps up we need she could why do you want to throw jump jump jump it is a jump jump i love it exactly it needed this hey your blood it was playing in the car because i listened to it last night i started playing in the car and i was still like i don't even remember it from last night how did these ones go again uh i don't know you can hate me now but i won't stop now i think just because they both had hate in them and there's no there's no jd song for this hate in the blood is you got hate in your blood some people die hate know some people hey john some people die hating hating the blood of christ i am that man doing the raps it goes something like that it goes something like that round 10 10 24 hours to live or bone crusher come on oh [Music] that's as close to rave music as black people got i'm telling you in the club you know when we was in there this is like oh you you want me to stroll i'm going to break my head so i'm outside another atlanta summit so i will shave [Music] i don't even know why they put 24 hours to live what is i don't even remember because bone crusher went to the trunk pop pop you're on your deathbed you got 24 hours to live pretty much ah sir crusher of bones ah the only bone crusher only crusher bones better than him is bone tugs and harmony why they don't have no bursas uh who gonna be there all right here we go round 11 11. um wait round 11 is brad yeah i'm i'm trying to find my link for it it's you just got to keep scrolling through the thread you want me to send to you well i had it ah got it round 11 we are now starting with jermaine dupri the brat what you like or i need a girl part two [Music] this one's tough for me is it um i'm probably gonna go with brat though really yes it's got the the production on that one just got a better feel for it for me [Music] i will be siding with my best friend joshua gonzalez definitely voted for the bride on what you like i need a girl to ride right right i need a girl me my wife i need a girl i need a girl in my life did he wrapping somebody else's lyrics somebody said this i don't know if it's true somebody said they were in the studio and did it was a high loon i need a verse go write your bring your verse bloom's all right here go my verse and he was like great now go write yours yeah now you do it for yourself i would do that these are fantastic lyrics thank you let me tell you what on really cousin's album if you're writing better than me i'll be taking it you'll be credited god bless you come on somebody all right round 12 monica the first night or 112 peaches and cream this is this is the slim song that turned on [Music] wasn't the monica song to put against him that's what i'm saying this was a the song no this is i love monica i love monica too that's why i think i protect black women i don't know see i don't care you said it it could be first night not just like night but night with us i don't care cause i don't like 112 music they could have put peas and cream versus chopin's fourth bach when and monty you bark record that i choose this iphone all right round 13. oh wait a minute that's the i should make a move but i won't oh yeah he think it's something it's wrong but if i do i said it won't be right i'm gonna get down not the first night yeah that's a hard one but i still would go with peaches agree thank you i couldn't think of it i was like i know i know this is i'm glad somebody told me all right uh round 13 nelly grills this one's hard toto can't you see this one's hard man this is a tough one you win with total absolutely not you talking about voices that i couldn't stand i couldn't stand the total group total really angel i was like who are they let me not say it but grills absolutely and i also i think that started my love for grills actually erica i do that but that was around the time then i just really got into grills after that this is nellie's run what you got josh and for the sole purpose of paul wall's verse deserving to belong in a shrine off of this performance call me george foreman because i'm selling everybody grills i'm taking grills i'm taking grills too of course i love grills i have nothing against toto a 90s nasally thing oh my god a lot of singers were doing the nasally you know the daisley noodle basically noodle yeah total was never um i mean it's not that they didn't have any like bangers but i was not um i was not a fan of their sound though yeah okay round 14 bower woward and omarion let me hold you or all around the world remix i definitely went with bower wowwood did you i did i can't even remember how the song goes but let me it was like the remix of let me hold you tight yes yeah of course the little short little men i could put on my head you get here and you get here with your cute little shower [Laughter] i chose all around the world nothing against bowed robert and omarion who's hanging out all around the world um wait oh hold on i didn't remember how it went i knew it last night i just blanked on it oh i was about to say [Music] all around the world i'm thinking of something real all around the world being around the world oh yes yeah all right round 15. jump can't nobody hold me down oh this is uh criss-cross this is criss-cross jump can't nobody hold me down can't nobody hoe i mean can't nobody take me take my pride can't nobody hold me down oh no i've got to keep on moving joshie you're up can't nobody hold me down really oh man angel can't nobody held me down oh after all them times you went for this is not where jump belongs that's what i'm saying man it does not belong here these are my only discrepancies with her she's i don't think she's putting those songs yeah well i'm taking junk i'm cause i walked to school with my jersey on backwards of course here you go i dressed the twins up it's on halloween they looked adorable did they have their little yes they did really by the way i need that braider oh i got you they had their uh clothes on backwards they didn't know what was going on they're just like my mom likes this i was like so i could do a picture and their pants fell off i was like perfect it's fine that was close but jump i just it's such a nostalgic song for me very much i was on dance team at the time it was all amazing but still can't nobody hold me down round 16 mariah shake it off or mary be happy how does how does mary's be happy go i don't know why i keep asking these things it will be so sweet to shake it off because that's where i'm going where'd he go i'm going with mary me too going murder very rare that mary was happy i was like you want to be happy i'll take it i will take it shake it off with like a throwaway i feel like for mariah i was like girl what are we doing shake shake shake you up shake shake shake shake shake all right round 17 usher and alicia key my keys my boo or carl thomas i wish not even close for me not even the fact that in the polls right now the one i voted for is not winning i don't i don't like this song really i do not like my boobs do not like this i never did oh yeah and alicia my baby is one of my favorite songs ever it's the one song all the black kids from church church boys it's the song if they know how to play a song on piano it's this it was love [Music] long days and nights we share [Music] and i wish i never met her at all this is what i miss about r b it's the sadness in the male vocalist it's the i'm s you hurt me i it this all made you want to grow up and have an affair and then play this song this is a cruising playlist he made you wanna be that woman i'm just gonna break his heart he ain't gonna know i got four whole kids i am unhappily married before i mean not in real life but it makes you want to do that yeah duh she's carrying the stroller down he driving out street she was like whoops so sorry i know what's lovely first night let me get out of here it i mean such a great song about an affair that's when you know what's good when you're just like we ain't supposed to be really good carl thomas had his heart broken he looked out the window you had a whole husband yeah yeah brownstone that it was so good man this is definitely for that let me rethink my life as i drive riding riding slow that cruise playlist that late night vibe you're so sad you just i just wish i never met you at all i want somebody a [ __ ] to sing about me like that oh you wish you didn't meet me i was just that amazing to you you can't ask me you can't have me ah how amazing you have to feel oh to just be like out of my existence yes i don't just god take the give me the will smith the blink thing just i wish i just never i had so many good times with you and you had a whole husband and um listen that is i love it mm-hmm all right so next up is let's get married remix and all about the benjamins [Music] i'm going let's get married but you go it i'm going with um all about the binge bins really i'm going with let's get married remix like the beat of that boom first of all terrible proposal but the beat of it the way it rocks that is like the perfect rbm if you are on your peloton bike [Applause] [Music] [Applause] that's what i'm gonna be playing when i'm on the peloton i'm gonna get on there tomorrow morning i'm gonna maybe i'm gonna pay me a bad boy uh hip hop remix come on play leave me in the peloton in your best box come on uh listen you guys ain't nobody got time to be going to nobody's gym no we're still in a pandora okay and uh doing things at home just to be better it's safer all right because one you get like okay one thing i like to do at home i don't like to sleep in my bed at home you know what i'm saying don't get to do that often i like to cook at home and the other thing i like to do is work out at home right in that garage oh in the garage to uh have a workout experience that i never thought i could ever have okay so uh some of the things that are really great about pella time that sets them apart from you know what we used to do back in the day is that you're able to have a plethora of classes to choose from right from your very heart right from the beginning oh so wait a minute class with james starts at 10 i have a lunch at 10 30. i can't do it no you can do it on demand you can be on the leadership board you can take live classes you're able to do virtual high fives with your classmates high five me you still get encouraged from the instructors you get playlists like the ones that we're curating right now that you are able to pump pump it up right from your home like you just can't get that i remember working out at the gym i used to hate it the teachers used to have the worst playlist and i couldn't be like hey teach don't you play that no more i'm a poppy hey teach hey saved by the bell angel hey teach don't you play that no more but with peloton i'm able to pick my favorite teachers that have some of the best playlists uh who's one of your favorite uh teachers josh tunde alex tucson is my guy alex give love big love he'll be going hard he'll be yelling at me i'll be like all right alex tucson enough and nothing and he doesn't go easy he's like kevin frederick's you personally you can do this i'll be like how you know my man i'm riding on demand they be shouting you out on the live rides yeah they do and that makes you feel good they're like look at kevin he's on his phone come on now and what's great is that you can do workouts that fit into your schedule uh as far as in length i mean because a lot of times you don't have a whole hour to dedicate to working out so you can truncate it down to 30 minutes so from keeping up with close friends to enjoying world-class workouts with people around the globe 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all right we're gonna speed through the last ones uh round 19. i think they like me remix or special delivery joshie this one's tough i'm probably going to go with special delivery remix though special delivery special delivery it's just great oh i think they like me i heard harlem shake i heard kevin that is not you just feeling stupid you are just being stupid come on [Music] you're not making that face you're not doing it the harlem shake was one that i could not are you serious kevin you're the harlem shake nothing was harder for me than the the dougie the doggy i was like so easy man show him your dougie josh has a solid doggy [Music] [Music] you and marcus should do the dougie cause marcus looks like he's doing a country line dance how can you get it i'd watch tutorials when it came out i mean did you teach me how to dougie i need to see a video of it back out doggy angela confessions part two or flavor in your ear here comes a brand new flavor in your ear i want it to be cheated on this is so that i could be the person that he had to make the call to ah [ __ ] usher deserved an oscar he acted so much better in his music videos than in movies i wanted to be in that music video so bad hold on what you ain't serious are you uh i it was so great wasn't that about jermaine debris i've heard that rumor that that song was actually about dramatically i don't know i want to be the girl why you want to be cheated on i wanted to be the girl in the video pride oh i wanted to be that girl i'm hardly i realize it's gonna be really hard for me to vote against usher uh sure i really like him as an artist he also kind of grew up i grew up with him like when he was doing my way and all that stuff but confessions i was like this [ __ ] really that that album yeah is a work of art it's one of my favorite full albums the fact that that's what it's made for ain't on here that's what it's meant for when that album i was like you're right usher yes this coochie is made for the sex the lord wants me to fornicate that's really the song was from the devil because it really did i was like he is right i just imagine you're reading your bible and hearing that's what it's made for and being like you know whatever let me put this in the drawer so i don't have to look about sin it watch this all right round 21 puffy starts more money more problems oh and where to party at oh this is this is this one's so not close to me at all no money more problems i mean just i just love it so much uh i didn't i didn't have to think about it i did it was hard for me was it it really was um i love mates by the way let me see where i voted no info for the dea federal agents mad cause i'm flagrant i was like no we're the party yet bottles and bottles top and all of that you know [Music] round 22 you got it bad or emotional anytime usher was spelling you with just you he wins oh my god that's ingenious anytime he did that i was like ah you got it you got it bad [Music] [Music] is fix your meat um i uh definitely emotional is a great song but you got a badge yeah you got it uh did you say one josh you got it okay 23 whoa or it's like that listen whoa black robio yeah yes oh she said she actually meant to put jump with woe uh like woe is one of my favorite songs ever black rob i love him rest in peace black rob but like whoa nice trolls nice clothes like like whoa i come in i was from new york then although i was walking around fort lewis and i was like one day i'll have nice clothes and nice flows and nitros like whoa but right now i have to walk because my bike the tire is flat so whoa wins for me definitely for me as well all right round 24 always be my baby remix or honey remix i was like she is dirty for this i said you're gonna put mariah against mariah [Laughter] oh my gosh but uh that'd always be my baby remix was nice that's what i voted for that too yeah all right last one uh who shot you and jermaine the pre was get your stuff right she's so that's not right what's the throw away what you're going to do with her shotgun is she going to keep putting out things bad boy has some iconic untouchable right but hip-hop records i do get that but at the same time if if that's what's going to happen then you got to come with all you can't be like god just ain't going do you come to battle with all your bodies but you angel you know like escape where is the escape on this list i don't like them okay but i'm gonna tell you what kick off your shoes and relax your feet party on down with it what it made people have to think a little bit where are they he didn't did it was one ludacris signed to so-so deaf mm-hmm come on [Music] i don't know if he produced that or anything like that but he was if he was sounding us um so are you is there any song that you would pick from jermaine the peace catalog that could beat that who shot you ludacris's that where you would pick to win but you don't like biggie though no okay okay but but get your right i'm like that's she put that it was actually the finale against nothing that's what i'm saying exactly josh throw it that would have had a chance up against who shot you who shot you that would have lost a big papa but it would have still been a closer race how that song became uh they did welcome to atlanta welcome to new york she put the one where they were both on there as a finale yeah i was just saying oh ludacris was def jam not so so deaf okay so that sure was he was i knew there was a goddang all right moving on we're gonna stick with the music uh because everybody was talking about this drew hill friend of the pod uh cisco drew hill challenged uh boys to me and josie or 112 and jagged edge together here's the video of their caller pretty much we're doing verses against anybody anybody who ever wanted whoever wanted to get it whether it is boys the man anybody uh but i'll tell you what how about maybe um like 112 days you can combine the one group and then [Music] but you gotta say for [Music] he didn't know what to say [Music] music [Music] now cisco's brenda the pot i honestly believe jam for jam the most interesting of these to me is is drew hill and jodeci a lot of yelling i love it me and my brother actually before versus was a thing we argued down who would win in a before versus was a thing uh oh no it wasn't it was a it was a thing palm last summer versus wouldn't it versus star started like martin like yeah lockdown was happening okay so it was accidental yes yes when they were first doing songwriters and then producers so we did a personal verses of jodeci and drew hill a lot of yelling was happening of course for songs when we were singing them um he's a little older than me uh three years older than me so he connected more to jodeci i connect more drew hill um people don't like boys to men like i thought they did people think that boy on twitter i should say boys and men is amazing they their vibe is definitely like not a a true heel vibe yeah i feel like they're example of a group that's so stupid i don't know if anybody on this list so i don't i don't not if you're not though nobody sold close to what boys men sold no absolutely because they were crossover white folk were losing their mind oh god boys and they sang but on twitter they always make fun of boys and they said they they make would you they'd make what would you have done if i kissed you right then music yeah and a lot of uh where my hug at music just not a lot of confidence you know nobody was snorting coke but it was at the perfect time like you needed like that's the type of dude i didn't need no aggressive dude coming up i've been like i love jesus that's how they were they're like you know church boy squares like boys to me i was like yeah i can't argue with you there right but uh that way we both can repent repentance cisco's shade of jagged engine 112 conform one group but did you see the thread underneath this they were like who them people yeah they said wait no cisco told us she was like you know we got smoke black you know but people want cisco nokio woody playa came over to help you know keep uh drew hill going and they there that dude in the middle i was like why is cisco not listen you wouldn't be able to tell me nothing anyways uh because only people i remember from drew hill is cisco it's cisco in him yes it's going down cisco in them is drew hill to me so like i know people who are like drew hill fans and i love drew hill but it was cisco in them well when they had their biggest biggest songs it was cisco and woody nokio and jazz yeah all the who's saying what you're on tour and how it started i cannot atte i cannot confirm or deny those allegations i know when i go look at the music videos that's the four i see but i don't know the other four's names what i'm saying it's cisco in them oh so you and jason and another [ __ ] could be with cisco and i be like drew hill loki uh and cisco's i love him and he is the lead singer but the my favorite opening of almost any r b song why are you not coming up so i can make my point i'm so sorry why are you not coming up right now i need you to go out for one second i'll talk i definitely thank you you should play this this is this is the this is so 90s to me this [ __ ] was singing they have fire they have people disappearing cisco let him get this off and he was like then me now yeah [Music] i don't know how much longer [Music] one for my father thank you if you want to hear his thing played in your own head folks i just i just so if you decide to leave today and leave tomorrow at the door listen on your own time take away half of yesterday [Music] i'll be singing yes because that lead was cute but cisco's gonna make you sound like [ __ ] you you shouldn't be singing this song i'm gonna be doing this now and also step back i will be in the [Music] looks like a lead singer he was like listen i'm gonna separate myself from you guys i love it and he can still do the flip thing he's a little man he's a little matchbox i love it um i would like i would like to see jodeci versus drew hill i would i would tune in for that i would like to see it but i don't want them to sing you don't want it now casey and jojo now i don't want to hear them sing because i'm going to laugh and be sad at the same time that there's a video oh i know i know i know yes beauty is her name that is my i hope that i can make you mine for another man steals your heart yes and once this beauty is mine i swear we will never be apart when casey and they're coming with this oh my god [Music] don't let them get rid of sorry kevin shut up man [Music] [Music] oh no that was nine minutes on the tom joyner [Music] [Music] it is a deacon starting off the service while the church is still empty devotion that is devotional [Music] i cannot miss an opportunity to play them why did our little we have we went to a bank we had to open up a new account in the banker was this uh asian guy and he was just like they were playing a lot of 80s r b music he said you know who i loved jodeci really i said okay he said oh yeah they were great they were oh boy you just got to play the track cause they're not you know eisley brothers when they did theirs they was like oh they were playing the instruments they were doing all the things listen ernie still played good ron's still saying good they actually look better oh yeah the white came in on ron i was like that is not that mr not him he was he had the fur i said i listen they're gonna perform until their last breath he looked like a sexy ass papa smurf you hear me i was like fa la la la la la la over here come on he was a straight up zaddy i said now listen yeah melissa was like ronald oh come on i'm feeling things i've never felt i said turn it off and listen look at the beard man it does wonders well it was just so it was a silver fight melissa loves a salt and pepper beard listen i mean my husband has one it's my favorite but ron ron's more than salt and pepper it was white that was wisdom hold on somebody picked you upset that was jimmy want a piece of that chocolate cake do you want to use that chocolate okay but all that jimmy wants to break jimmy one more jilly one more jimmy one g one wow yes yes it was hey man yes that's exactly what that was jimmy won't you want to i was like that cannot be mr biggs you mr biggs looked like a gremlin he did he did i don't know what he went and did but i needed it he you know he glued up he glowed up as a chicken that was a glow you hear me hmm i was here for all of it oh man okay i love it um jimmy early man i just love it he should have won the oscar he definitely could have that was one of his best performances they gave it to uh mark rylance i think that year booty they even gave it to mark rylance or alan alda something like that he gave it to booty tape booty toys don't know let me translate what booty tay is because you might not find this translation on babel but if you do 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remember arnold schmoyer's team burger he uh yeah he played for the mets and then he sing opera at the met opera and they're always naming off these folk and i'm like who are y'all talking about and uh they said somebody and i was like you know what you could say booty taste any and i still it i would think it was a real person because i don't know anybody's names so booty tay is the name i use when they're talking about someone and i'm like we were talking about tim's we're talking about tim's album she was like booty [Applause] is the the woman singing on essence [Music] the fact that you said who is tim as it was like timothy that's what it sounds like what what is it you know timmy's possessive what is what's the possessive thing yeah she's like i know tim uh yes that's exactly i was like tim got an album that little asian man is talented oh he's talented i need to hit him up for the impromptu talent booty booty that's what they need to say when they know i'm not gonna know [Music] all right uh the next thing we want to talk about is the emmys uh angel was over we were watching the emmys and there were a lot of blacks everywhere but the podium when the awards were handed out there was a black presenter cedric the entertainer did a great job there's a funny sketch with him yeah he was the host sketch with him uh tasheena arnold um his three wives tashina arnold three oh he uh terry vaughn vaughn yeah very funny sketch about people who didn't win the emmys uh scott the guy from quantum league whatever anyway presenter they had reggie watts doing the dj they had a lot of blacks uh nominated lights the announcer between segments michaela cole won though by the way and and i just want to tell people they like i used to call myself a writer multi-hyphenate uh and michaela cole is the reason i don't she won for yourself outstanding right i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna tell you why though before you before you mother me you already know she won for outstanding writing limited special i believe or something like that for i may destroy you she wrote all 12 episodes yes by herself 190 drafts 190 drafts yeah and they say writing is rewriting my temperament makes that hard for me making is remaking for me making is making mm-hmm that's how i think so here's a mark lamont hill um because there's a there's another angel why does that not make you a writer i'm a writer andrew you're right it's not about me being right but you're right i am right you are right but it's not about that you're right go ahead i don't like rewriting but you are right angel and i'm not gonna go against you thank you so there was another protest brewing of performative diversity it's okay to nominate the blacks use them everywhere presenters in the audience and all that especially for me when it comes to winning my personal saturday night live winning again for best sketch series they haven't been relevant to me right in probably 20 years at least uh black lady sketch show i could have won an emmy i i don't care how it works i was on that season and it was i mean nominated to me i would not so mark lamont hill had this to say about black black people are not getting images we made up 44 black and brown people of denominations and didn't get any of the major awards but look it's 2021. we have to stop expecting something different we have to stop expecting our open enemies to feed us to close us to shelter us we have to stop expecting people who have colonized us to educate us and we have to stop expecting people who have made a history of exploiting our culture of mocking our bodies our hips our lips our noses and then going to get surgery to look like us to make fun of our music and call it devil music and then make billions and trillions of dollars off whether it was jazz blues rock or hip-hop they don't love you so stop looking to their award shows for affirmation stop looking for their awards to to verify who we are accept your own and be yourself that means leave them alone are the images wrong yeah are the images racist absolutely but you can't continue to be disappointed because disappointment reflects an expectation and at this point after 400 plus years you got to stop expecting stuff from them from them i know and he leaned in on that listen not only do i agree this is the reason for kev on stage studios streaming service at what point are you tired of asking for an invite to the table they got the table they got the everything but the wins right and a lot of times what happens is our pain our we win a lot for our painful stories we i want our super bad i want our nacho libre i want our napoleon dynamite it'll always have to be the pain of my life i agree i had to fight diagram i mean just let us have some irreverent stranger things but all the kids is black and one white kid you know what i'm saying and i like lucas but i'm saying it's like when it's pain it's easy when it's our burden it's easy but then it's like lovecraft country was amazing and they was like man no no awards and also no more seasons you know what i'm saying so for us although it's expensive it's like i'm i'm i get tired of me personally i get tired of pitching to people who don't understand pitching to people who don't care we watch stories that aren't meant to reflect us at all right and we enjoy them but the people who are buying them and saying yes to them they very rarely be like other people will understand those even though they understand our dance our music our everything else everything i was thinking about this the other day and i want to hear your thoughts i don't want to take the whole time it's okay i was trying to think of any time in my life where white people created a dance that i was like dope i'm going to do this outside of line dancing because my pe teacher made us i can't think of a time where i was like that thing that y'all are doing over there yes i want to do that what is that called but our stuff it's like once white people get it in mass we're like well that's off like once i remember when bling bling when i remember when wayne them first said that and i remember when i heard robin leach saying like look at this bling bling i was like welp throw it up that's out but go ahead and what are your thoughts because you are in the industry for real look at that imdb on angel tanksley whatever it's under angela ketamora but no uh me and marcus actually talked about this on is this going to cause an argument so i won't like repeat everything that i said but once you know how these um what these academies look like and how the voting process is um i am a voter on one of the major major award shows for us so i do know what the voting process looks like when your voting pool is or the voters are comprised of mostly white people you can expect for mostly white people to take away the awards because like you said we as black people watch several shows that don't speak to black culture necessarily like we love the office we love ted lasso we love a lot of shows where the premise is not about driving for black people or the black experience i can't say that is the same for white people so when you're looking at this long list of people that are supposedly for your consideration to vote for if they have not perused that show ever if they are not a fan of that show that person is not going to win so it's already stacked against us and it would take a lot to stack it so that it's more evenly and as i was saying on our podcast um while obviously black people are always my priority i also look at the fact that asian representation be crap latino representation poopity poop poop man um so it's not just um a black or white thing even though as black people we do comprise a lot of the on-screen talent uh on a lot of shows but it's just i feel like right now tracee ellis ross and especially anthony anderson they are just tokens they are the token black person that they're like your show's good we're just going to throw you in this category tracy we gave you an award anthony just show up in a cow suit and uh we'll be happy to have you here um so i do get what he's saying the the one reason why i can understand why people still are tugged by that uh this is what i did say in the other podcast you didn't say it again twice i didn't hear it i know you didn't um so don't give me a short version is the camera give me everything you said the cachet that comes not just the cachet the pay that comes with going from emmy nominated to emmy winner so it is hard to want to give up trying to get a seat at that table because you realize how many doors it could potentially open you know issa egg was fire prior to her emmy but then she was on more fire when she got her image hey to that point what happened to a lot of black actors when they win that they level up and then they create their own stuff right exactly david spencer did it viola davis did it uh michael b jordan he didn't win and do it but he once his platform was elevated he used his star power and creates raising dion uh-huh you know what i'm saying uh east ray's got her whole digital thing so i see how the cache is a thing it's a thing so my thing is while i won't knock someone for still wanting that accolade because they know what doors it could open especially when it comes to revenue it's uh especially seeing debbie allen getting her just do this yeah i about started crying i was just like because she has been a phenomenal part of what i have wanted to do in my life and um so i think it's about the duality of yes you can still aspire to get one of these things and hopefully when you get it you continue to create more doors and more opportunities for other minorities to be able to work even if they never get recognition from institutions is a good way to put it i forgot when they always say i want to academy the academy the academy to these academies so yeah you know uh it was sad to see how many black folk lost i was just like ah a jesus but i just also said now just personally i just be like it's just it's a shoe-in i really feel like we need to do a sketch show i'm not saying this year but the fact that there was only two in that character no i wouldn't would it be not awarded no could it be if it wasn't on a pla like on hbo or something like that i don't know how i'm not saying we're not big i don't know how it works i do believe so i was for your consideration for emmys a couple of years ago for what for what show atypical nate netflix in the show put me in the category on that and i was like i know her i was so shocked that was so good in there you thank you michael rappaport and it was fun he's a great actor i mean regardless of how he is as a person in regular life outside of me he's a great actor and i was excited to act up against him he was uh his best road to me i you know speaking of his acting remy in higher learning of course i was like this dude is a skinhead who's conflicted yes i buy it he's great but i was not nominated i was in for your consideration in the same category that tiffany haddish won um the year prior oh okay um my last thing i want to say about this is um i had a pitch yesterday and we had been preparing for it for months getting ready we had a pre-pitch meeting scheduled when i got to the studio you know what happened they forgot about the meeting they pushed it and i was just like and i know why i pitched these things i know why i need hollywood if i can sell one thing that makes a huge difference it can power kev on stage studios for four years i know my reason but when they push and they it's like the airlines when when they push the flight or cancel what are you going to do what are you going to do they have the air plane when they say when your flight's delayed you can't be like no you leave it now yeah 12. it was at 12 i don't want 12 15. i've been there when we were in amsterdam one time i would never forget this we were up there remember this josh flight was at 12. we get up there huffing and puffing sweating we're up there at 11 30 they're like they're not even announcing it's delayed they're just like so we went up and uh and go like hey what's going on with the flight they're like we'll leave when we leave oh jesus i was like because they didn't tell me that it's cause all that weed there's a person up there and me when we went back and sat down we were like you don't you there's nothing to do with the airline they have the most what you finna do fly yourself walk drive if you leave i don't care we'll sell your seat and that's how hollywood feels a lot of time it's like they can big dog you and big time you and uh but the other part is when you show them you're not needed they come around because watch i'm gonna tell you what we sell our first show when it happens because i know it is all them other meetings that i had everybody conveniently remembers all those generals i have all those of course we should make we should do something oh let me tell you what i hate about hollywood the bump in right you bump into somebody in the city we should do something together we should get together let's not let's let's not stand on ceremony you don't mean that or maybe i i popped in your mind when that video goes viral the meme you you you so you know what kev on stage you're funny you're funny you're funny by the way there's a sketch i posted on my instagram yesterday lean in cuisine the first black person to say the n word this might was one of the most creative and funny sketches i had seen in a good long while and them in rdc world it's what makes saturday night live irrelevant to me uh-huh their speed oh shout-outs to the whole squad i already i want to work with them so but i want to fly to dallas and be like supreme dreams single me out i want to be in a video i don't even have to be the main guy i just want to be like i was in there with them guys right they made a sketch rdc world made a sketch about instagram bots and it was so freaking funny and timely angel i was like these these guys got it what's their names rdc world one is the group name supreme dreams is mark he's kind of like the front man uh angel it was like these [ __ ] are and they got shows in development they work with jay cole they got merc dreamcom they won a dodgeball competition it's like i i feel like my little brothers like i'm so proud of them and they be rocking right leaning cuisine you funny b uh niles katie don are these songs names or people these are people some booty tay and booty okay because you said lean into me lean in cuisine he's the one who made the first black person say the n-word sketch lean and cuisine is his instagram name i watched it did you yes i did it wasn't it funny it was very funny it's original it's come on but you just gotta put a little bit more work man it was good it was so good and i one of the things i like about myself i just i can enjoy other people i'm never jealous i just be like everybody's funny everybody's talented uh with that being said uh we love you guys and i appreciate you and your support the love on stage love is so phenomenal come on get it together sir that show production value i am so proud of it it should be melissa really created something she visualized it she made it come to pass the production quality is out of this world it shows me what we can be right let me tell you what man i'm gonna drop my nuts a little bit okay i'm gonna pick them up i'm gonna leave them on the ground i'm gonna drop them real quick all right y'all are seeing what we can do with literally zero to negative zero dollars well we're touring you you see what and zero to negative zero time next year oh when we're on the road less and we are focusing when we sell a show and we get that influx of cash now y'all gonna be like oh oh cause i'm betting i'm betting i'm pushing the chips we don't need the hollywood vehicle we don't we got the people no we got the lead as well listen pablo escobar i think about this all the time pablo escobar was making stupid money billions the mexican cartels that just distributed his cocaine into america also made billions they remember i don't need to be a pablo well yeah we don't need to sell doughnuts no i don't need to be pablo i'm going to be mexico in josh we're going to be mexico but i want to take another moment to thank you the people even if you are not in the patreon even if you don't have the app even if you just watch these videos if you come to the comedy show if you tell a friend you buy a shirt you all help all of the income goes right back into the dream you or the people josh he's doing okay josh is wealthy stop it i'm not josh successful first of all let me tell you how i felt poor me and josh get into the parking garage at the same time i parked my you know truck i didn't see josh walk in the tesla looks like it's still on the windows are so dark i'm looking in there like man josh is taking a long time to get out of the car right what's he doing maybe he's texting a lover of his maybe he's creating a playlist but i he's taking too long i go into the elevator josh is waiting for me i said what the tesla doing it's just not turning off right away bro boy what you driving a little pickup truck the tesla is uh remember knight rider yes tesla looked like a sexy little night rider i said man i wish i had money like josh josh is over here his i'm telling you his hat his place his hair make yourself big on this can you make yourself feel the whole screen because i want josh to get this man bun come on put yourself big i did hey guys man bun look at the little cheeky [Music] [Applause] [Music] i'm here for you you are a blessing all right we love y'all patreon we'll see you a little bit later we're doing love hour uh the rest of y'all our patreon we are doing bonus thursday yes thursday at noon yes uh bottom beautiful thursday at 10. in the chicago we'll see you if you have tickets because more than likely sold out uh dc we'll see you next week love on stage on the app improv show on the app barry brewer's comedy special or set up bonus episodes of the week bye-bye [Music] [Music] [Music] in that chicken jail

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