The Pope Looking at BOOTY?! | #HeresTheThing

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guys we might have to blur one what's up but put a peach over it put a pizza over there grapefruit put it right here so the pope was on instagram the way you know what he did 4k he was liking a picture of a butt butt and he got 7.2 million followers i didn't even know the pope was on instagram he's lit 7.2.2 his instagram instagram account is franciscus franciscus franciscus by the way i didn't know that the pope's names don't be their real names i didn't need that i don't know what's first name so wait a minute why did they begin their names then they they take on a papal name i watched this show called the pope with jude law and uh let me tell you what back in the day becoming the pope the catholic church deal with some game of thrones type of stuff ah jeremy irons was in the show i love jeremy irons if you don't know who that is he's the guy who plays uh scar scars voice in the lion king he's also um ozzy mandius in the watchmen uh but anyway he plays the really yeah and i thought the popes were just like oh yeah you know you'll be good nah bro it goes there's like a lot of you know uh posturing and deals being made behind the scenes it was good good oh what y'all doing what y'all saying you got some blackmail it's like if i'm the gonna be the pope then i'm gonna air you out and i was like damn wow but anyway they take people names and their it ain't their name they take names like you know like the kings of england take names might not be the name anyway uh-huh pope was over here you know what i'm saying he was scrolling rolling scrolling through he seen him a butt butt he said like that god knows my heart i mean to be fair what if that's part of his ministry he's like double tap and get the attention of an unbeliever uh i don't know i don't even know the paul petty instagram i didn't either but i'm looking his uh feed is not very curated just a lot of selfies a lot of just him not a lot of other people would you trip if you saw the pope do a boomerang where he was just like i would i would absolutely eternity that would be lit though if the pope had fire instagram where he was like uh anointing people like bow bows i would die if he just had a filter on here if he had a sepia i'd be like wait a second with the ig filters friend of fran yes if he was on the filter if the pump was using reels and he was like loki funny like you know the real with all the equations coming at you yeah he was like the devil forget who he talking to and the pope was just like and all the equations were coming at him i'd be like okay man or did i see you or he does one before work when he's in his regular closing does the the junk yes it was so hard what if he was just wearing that nike dry fit before his paper stuff would make all this make sense he had some off wipes or some the new jordan that he was like how it started how it's going he wears that one chain but underneath it is all a bunch of gold chains underneath this thing no key the pope has rapper chains yeah maybe having lyrics he'd be iced out like for real for real but apparently he liked that tater okay the tater tots hater yes i never heard that oh it's the onion the tater there's a lot of cheeks coming out of there i don't even know why the child had on a skirt she had on a long belt hey man i had never seen that you know i just usually you ain't never write bible scriptures and stuff amen i just it i don't know anytime i see a big butt out in this day and age i'm like is that real or not i don't know that's what i'm always looking for i remember when i was in high school when everybody had real butts there was a girl in high school i don't know if i should say her name she knew she had a big butt she was a friend of mine harvey a her butt was so big it didn't matter what swimsuit she had on it was a thong it didn't matter it could be boys shorts it was a thong that and that's what this woman's butt reminds me of but i don't think this woman grew up with this but well that's the thing i think i always look back to uh to back that thing up video everybody in there i don't know why you're gonna say something profound but it was no no no no i i'm looking back to when cash money took over for the nine nine to two thousand and what we didn't know at the time that we you know you know the hot boys juvenile they should get respect because they didn't have video vixens they just had regular citizens of new orleans right no agencies no agencies it was just like hey what y'all doing tasha uh you know javier she was like i'm ready i'm ready too bad i wasn't in new orleans the quickest the quickness with which angel twerks never ceases to avenge me it's like you take it off your shirt victory were over the house the other day they stopped by and victory and angel together there was a they got on the ground it's a whole thing it's like a secret synchronous synchronized target yes it's like something that's just uh it's a gift that's my favorite olympic sport by the way synchronized because it's magical it looks amazing and it looks so hot i love it that is my thing oh i know i'd be the the one that dies in it if i were to do it but there was i started looking up literally the last summer olympics i started looking up synchronized swimming classes because i was just so enamored really and when i realized that nobody over the age of like 13 texts i was like where the adult class is i don't even know how they have they hold their breath upside down every time i go upside down in the pool if i'm not breathing out of my nose water goes in and i know they got the little things yeah but they be upside down still i can barely do the thing where you grab your foot and do that oh that's the extent of my coolness in the pool it is the the part where they're like like barely moving and they're in space like that that i don't know how they're doing that i just i really feel like i want to be able to do it but i think i might have passed my season 40 but if i find out there's a silver synchronized swimming glass i'm up in there we always make senior silver the silver saints yes they used to call the seniors silver sneakers that's a workout class for old people i love it by the way back to the butts to your point of real or fake um it's in the thigh to butt ratio that's what we say is it not that's an easy way to find out if it's real effect but some chicks be having thighs and no buttons and then they get butt at it oh that's just the one where like they look like an ant it's like okay you're for sure not right right they do the light pole to the left to add thigh yeah you can you can add wherever they can put extra wherever you want it that actually just shows you we had desean harrison on a while ago he was talking about fat shaming and stuff and he was talking about how desirability politics he's a very smart young man much smarter than me he's like 23 24 and 25 maybe very smart but anyway he's talking about desirability politics dictates that we don't mind fat as long as they're in the right places take it because a lot of times the bbl i'm not certain on this but they take fat from your stomach and apply it to your butt and thighs and instantly the same fat redistributed is now attractive yeah and it's like well dang it's not the fact that we didn't like it it's worth where yeah fat in the belly not good right fat in the butt thighs breasts oh that's great that's attractive uh that's why you know i always show my stomach just so you guys won't you know what i don't fart off desirability politics is that is that why i don't think that's why but okay that's why it's one of the many reasons why i just want to remind people this is what real people look like um i think they know no no no they're not reminded enough people need to say hey you know how i know they know because they have their own bodies yeah and they see those see that on twitter and instagram you see you know the pope's thought but you know you know the double tap tata sitting on that pamper and you're like man is everybody like this and then i come along and they're like you know what kev he's like me or he's like my uncle he's regular he shakes his body shakes when he doesn't want it to but but kev i don't think really people need the reminder because they see themselves in the mirror every day and people but there's no solidarity there oh you think there needs to be a s okay there's no solidarity there say you so say you saw a group of 40 or black women synchronized swimming and killing it you'd be like oh snap i can do this you see representation well they even have natural hair and four children you're like oh in the pool in the pool wow a baby is a slumlord republican wow then you're like if she can do what i can but if you didn't see them group of 40 or black women swimming up in that pool upside down and doing this you will be like i don't know if it's possible no i don't need a vanguard i don't need people before me what does the vanguard work mean vanguard meets somebody who pays the way that's me no but i don't not everybody needs that i don't need it people of the world i'm not asking you i'm telling you i am the regular body vanguard he's like you're going to take this sit here to make sure you never forget what the average red-blooded american and also why they always say red-blooded blue-collar american why that always mean white that's exactly what that black words for people right in america because they never call us red-blooded artwork not red i thought so do we not work hard i think we do are you not entertained hey hey hey fly over states that means white black people be living in them fly overstay like they don't count they don't no no there's so many uh dog whistles to white yes mom and pop yeah mom and pop store always mom and pop always white i've seen some black mom and pops they're like no that's a mom there's no pops there that's what they're saying but you're right i have never seen like i've never noticed excuse me i've never noticed that that was exactly what they're saying middle america yeah that's always white middle america is always why though everywhere by ratio now obviously you have wyoming there's not many black people there but there are there everywhere white people be black people be well yeah who was going to do the work if we weren't there who was going to do the work if they are not listen this is not to put down white people white people work but we be working hard yes we be having to learn all the things be skilled and all the things that's why we have skillshare and skillshare is our first sponsor of today's podcast skillshare is an online learning community with thousands of inspiring classes for creatives and curious people i can't do that i was like before you start talking let me talk about skillshare because i want to get into this um skillshare really does offer a lot of creative classes designed for real life and all the circumstances that 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apologies back to the pope okay here's what actually probably go ahead can i ask a question i'm sure and you might not know the answer when you use they and them do you still use singular verbs no you use plural verbs you see one by a singular verb like they they are them as the pronoun if you were to use heat you would say um his i think you say they and theirs no no no no no no i don't know anything he runs you know they're running they run versus he runs i think so but i don't know and this is mixing a whole new world with verbs and stuff which i already don't i already don't know about pronouns as far as like verb context right adjectives i just wonder if the conjugation changes of the verb but that's you know church got big conjugations but go ahead back to the pope somebody else can tell me later back to the point the thing that's more likely what's happened with the pope is whoever runs his instagram forgot to switch to theirs and they double tap that butt they double tap that butt and they also are looking for a job today oh you imagine if you're going to buy a sole person running the pope's account you double tap a butt and because i have like three or four instagrams on my kev on stage uh keep your distance kevin on stage um kevin says studios i have all those and sometimes i forget yeah to switch back yeah but there's no cost because i'm just posting videos right right one on the wrong one oh shoot yeah take it down one double tap because the mo when you have an account that big right the the moment you do it it's showing shot yeah and it's on baller alert or bastard barstool sports i think is what picked this up which is like white baller alert with sports it's a whole different world it's the trevor but do we women do we think that somebody young is running his instagram because the pope is old so like who are the who are the people that are assisting him you know a funny story what you're not on twitter often so you might not know this but josh you know there's people on twitter a while ago your likes on twitter were private okay you like something to remind yourself whatever it went to a private thing a year or two ago maybe three years ago twitter switched that where your likes became public and it showed what you liked on your timeline oh yeah retweets wow wow deacon at my church what do you like he likes somebody living porn oh actual sex in a pool what from his regular regular maybe he thought it was a baptismal oh my god it was the only thing he liked all the other stuff tweets and the lord blessing god is gone oh my god we have been sunrise service i didn't even know he was on twitter somebody from the church screenshot this one was like who's going to tell him i was like ah oh my gosh double tap oh my gosh [Laughter] living butt set well it wasn't butt sex it was a butt and sex butt sex and he double tap this just don't monetize this josh that's oh it's a wrap i got in trouble we're already talking about this this is a different living water yeah you know youtube got mad at youtube was like you've been trying to monetize the deer calves and the here's the thing what are you doing i was like i've been trying to be conscious of here's the thing though i don't know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so you get this one i do not you can go to in the thing you click you click that so it tells them that we're hey we're trying turning yourself that's what i do i turned myself in but i didn't know but you'd be talking assy so i'm not even worried about what i say you be out here i'm gonna be talking to you he says he goes straight you go straight to pain pain and vagine but it's a funny word and then y'all look at me crazy when i say stuff well the line no don't be trying y'all trying to stay with me no i'll be at that line you'll be across state lines you know we're in middle america no i don't it just sounds like i'm across it because of the tone of my voice but i be on this side though it's how i feel because i say balls and then but that's but butt and balls is right they on the same side you'll be like butt butt and i'll be like boss and that's the same side of the line i don't care what y'all say but anyway go ahead uh he was liking pouring in the blood he was liking porn on the timeline which twitter has um the autoplay feature can get you in trouble because you're scrolling and scrolling you don't control what other people retweet and like uh-huh right and you follow a variety of people they don't have the same moral compass as you the deacon seen some sex he thought it was private a lot of politicians fell into this trap during this time as well uh and i didn't tell him you did you just let it stay out there his advisor should you're not his advisor yeah who's that the pastor did he probably send it to the person like look at his butt man god is good i uh but what if but for real what if it was the boat what if the pope just was like yeah i mean can he not like booty i'm sorry it's just funny to picture the puppy like i like it oh my god god is good he sees that phone just a little double tap here he could have been like she's got a nice body pop pop oh what a blessing ah let me bless this there it is is this so wrong are you funny without holding one i don't know if it's so is it wrong is it wrong if the pope was like nice but i'm the pope this is the peach i mean is it because he's a man of that's considered to be of high morals that he has to look down upon someone showing their buttocks i don't know i don't know ain't you i just probably think it's weird shouldn't you be praying what if you just finished praying he was like damn this blessing came a7 he listened to e40 sprinkle it and be sprinkling with holy water but what if he i mean i'm talking about even like in a non-perverted sexual way ain't no way to look at a butt in a non-sexual way i think you're interested wow look at the muscles of the muscle mass in this gluteus maximus she must do squats he could say the same question as me of i wonder if this is real or fake i think it's real i think you could look at that in a non-sexual way i don't i think uh his mind he'd be like man i've never seen him he is mine under the under under the robe he's like man i'm tired of being here i don't what if i don't want to be the pope no more i swear i listen i'm going to give franciscus the benefit of the doubt i'm going to say he's definitely the one that tapped it uh he had it i don't think he was a an intern no i think he could always blame the interns when it be the people they do they do and i think francis gets me bored like he ain't got nothing to do but read scripture and pray he's playing words with friends and then going on instagram and being like what's people what's that how much time do you think the pope has i think he goes right now he's got a lot of free time where else are you gonna be he didn't watch everything on netflix he's like what they doing on instagram you watch the questions probably his granddaughter or something that's why it might not be sexual he'd be like she's at it again well as long as she's making her money did she get any ads this morning she's got that only family they asked her about what her thoughts were she was like hopefully i'm going to heaven now no they don't give you no points that don't go on your head and resume you in line and like oh you going hold on wait a second the pope liked your butt then he did come on in that's worth 17 points he said you're only going to choose well you only need a 16. you got that one to put you over you got the plus five okay angel thinks it's the pope i do i wouldn't be surprised i think stranger things have happened stranger things uh next thing we're kind of all over the place today no no order after this ticketmaster yes to require covid19 vaccination test when concert resume either that or a proof of a of a negative within a certain amount of time do you think that getting the vaccine actually did we talk about the vaccine that came out last week no we haven't talked about anything about the 90 percent in the 95 percent there's two there's two out there i heard pfizer had 90. and then there's another uh i think it just dropped today another one that has 95 yeah and then i heard that uh mouthwash i don't know if this is true certain mouthwash supposed to kill kovid but anyway beyonce comes to town because you said you ain't you ain't getting a vaccine no beyonce comes to town one night only okay and they like angel i got a ticket for you free front row meet and greet you know beyonce don't even do me but you got to get vaccinated before you should come are you doing it i'm going to be a hustler get someone else's vaccination report that's what i'm fearing isn't going to happen yeah no there's a whole black market for negative covert tests oh no that's a shame now i know but no i'm not um that's a shame but i'm gonna need his number no but to be honest i it would have to be only 10 people going to see beyonce i would just be so did you see a picture of the the it's outdoors you remember a while ago there was a picture of a british festival where they were all like in their own little circles in the circles they were on on like risers though oh and they were like maybe 15 or 20 feet apart so you got your own you know you and your quarantine fan you and victory mm-hmm you know you all just be so you're not it's not the worry of people being around you it's just in order to come in are you going to do it i it still would be worried about people like yeah you got roger's 15 20 feet apart but how we getting up out of here you have you ever left a concert have you ever it is cattle it's hurting good point like you're gonna come in to contact people at some point regardless because of how many people are there so yeah i just wouldn't be i wouldn't be seeing beyonce but you wouldn't see beyonce not for no vaccines okay let me ask you this be dead let me ask you this okay you don't want to see beyonce shy it's performing there it is and i'm going to braincove it there i'm going to dress cove it up tonight the acapella here but here's the thing they're doing it for two hours straight and they actually never go into the song they just go well they if they said either you have to attend this concert or get the vaccine i'm getting the vaccine you know what they would waterboard angel if the uh some terrorists attacks her and they want information [ __ ] i'll give you the information the code to the box yeah the angel could not be jack brown no we know it's too big they wouldn't have to blare it they usually have to blare it and put heat lamps on shoot yeah i got it here i wrote it i typed it out i had my assistant laminated so you don't lose it i emailed you a copy everything she sees everybody in this room so somebody has right let me go tell you what would get me what you want you want me to give up the information i'll give it to you take my shoe off put some water on my socks i'll tell you everything i mean we'll give it okay if you put water in my sock and i got a slosh and you just put my foot on the ground i would be like my social security number is 386.029911. give me please give me a fresh pass preferably right out of the dryer because i like them more when my feet are it will ruin my whole day you hate wet socks like it angel my uh bathroom closet's right there my socks are in my closet if i go you know put my socks on forget to spray cologne walk back and step in a puddle i'm not going i'm getting either that or the worst is for that for getting your chapstick if if they just sat me in there and just left me my chapstick with the [Applause] how is that possible you don't care if your skin is ashy but you're just delicious i can feel my lips being dry i don't care about my knee i'm actually right now i'll show you my name no stop kevin no no oh and i was just like ah okay you're gonna hurt you didn't stretch i did it can you see josh your need kevin hold on blow on it i want to see if anything come listen uh this is a religious choice yeah huh i said come on infrared that's it yeah yeah oh you can't see it okay you can see it they are terrible my knee and the and the watch on these jeans are the same so that i don't care about because i don't feel my knee being ashy you should my lit just thinking about it actually take your chapstick and put it on your knees that's what you should do just rub that down on your knees so that's another one but they just sat me there tied up and blew a fan in my face and i could cause licking your lips just makes it worse oh i know you know i i have i have chapstick in my pocket i got chapstick in my backpack i got backup in my car i have a backup in my backpack did i say that yes everywhere i go chapsticks people want to know who we are where would be okay and here's the other thing if they let me take a shower and then i had a doo-doo and they didn't let me read back in the shower i just be so mad at my stomach i know it is frustrating before you got in that shower you knew sometimes that warm water just activated it yeah it just gets the the bowels just like all right here we go here we go that's what my girl said she said bowel movement and that commode the oldest words ever bowel movement yeah that is in the shower do i pee in the shower absolutely here's like i am a woman so i have to sit on the toilet who wants to sit on the toilet with a wet butt it's the worst that's the worst it's the like who wants to do that you said you were a woman like we did you know you know because sometimes i think y'all forget and y'all be talking about me like i'm just a dude or something who forgets angel y'all be talking about me all strong y'all dude give me some water that was one of the funniest videos you ever did to me thank you people's mom have strong faces uh they do okay what about this in order to work because they're saying the vaccine gonna be for work business or travel so you booked the movie of your life then i guess it's not the movie of mine i ain't gonna get it for the movie why would i get it for the movie 90 angel yeah but uh they you know who they would make sure was in that ten percent one that's one in ten kev you know who they would be yes yes one in ten got the i am legend items oh yes that is what ninety percent it's exactly that means nine out of ten it does well for and then though there's one so if a hundred people ten have it or ten don't get 10 it doesn't work well for and what is it doesn't work well mean right a third eye not the whatever the kind i thought of it though that means that they just can still get it not they're going to die i don't know i don't want to find out that's what we're saying sir it's too soon it's too soon for me i think we're ways away from even this we're talking in the future anyway because i mean though the way they talk about it's like they're going to have it out by christmas well there if biden what biden is basically talked about doing in his transition team if they'll ever let him transition uh basically doing wartime effort for that like they did for you know what the hell it was about the cuts with this wartime effort i am not in the military so you know during like world war ii basically they were like uh detroit y'all don't make cars anymore you make hummers boeing y'all don't make commercial airplanes anymore y'all make bombers the government pays for it and everybody switches over to making stuff for the war yeah so basically what they're trying what they're suggesting is that there'll be you know mass ppe and vaccines like you will now obviously everybody can't do that like you can switch your factory from making you know chryslers to hummers but if you don't know how to make vaccines right but we still have 45 in office and if these vaccines are ready to go i'm telling you he's going to be like ho ho ho merry christmas get these vaccines yeah the timeline they've been talking about been moving up i don't want that for like christmas spring but i think being available and being widely widely distributed are two different things rich people gonna have the first crack that was like the first test yes yes remember that at the very beginning when the i had one test did you you rich that's why they say eat them you got one early yes i when did you get your first test i mean it was early like when we were right when we went into quarantine how there was because i know people that know people that's rich that's privileged a dog on oklahoma city thunder or one some basketball team or the jazz or the jazz when rudy goldberg go bear yeah tessa pogba's like i don't have it the jazz bought all the city of oklahoma the city of oklahoma city they bought all their tests just the the jazz just as a gift to the team no no because they wanted to keep playing the season so they needed to test the team the staff all the personnel 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update it'd be buggy is that it yeah you see i told you i don't even update my phone like it i'll be waiting the computer keeps saying we got a new update and i'm like i'm sure you do i'm sure you need tomorrow yes all the time so no i just need some longevity behind it uh because i just don't have the greatest relationship with the medical industry just based off of what they like to do to people of color yeah so the lacks okay okay okay so i would prefer to just do my due diligence which i've been uh been luckily blessed and successful at thus far and not catching this disease by keeping the circle of people that i am in um contact with very small and if it has to broaden knowing that those people that i am going to be in contact with have had recent positive tests so negative tests and yes excuse me negative is it positive i did say positive which you are correct i meant to say negative but in a positive way that's what trump said you remember that clue when trump said that i tested positive which is to say i i turned negative in a very positive way oh yes i just had that moment remember that office episode where kevin tested negative and michael thought he had cancer um here's the thing that i find interesting and i don't know i lost it that's okay my agent is one of the people that is willing to get the vaccine one he wants to be the first well that's the thing you don't need everybody like when uh penicillin came out and polio like you don't need everybody to have it you need enough people like everybody doesn't get the flu shot but you enough people get it that it doesn't run rampant i i think covid will be like the flu i don't it's not gonna go away completely but it won't be as prevalent as it is a lot of people will get the vaccine either by mandatory or because they want to live their life they want to go to tulum or whatever i um i took i was just telling josh this right before you came in i took three i had to take three covet tests yesterday because you know in productions they don't trust and because of negative fake negatives a lot of times productions now require you to get there yeah test so i had a rapid test done negative i had the production company for tomorrow thursday shoot uh done tested negative and then i pretty regularly just for my own mind we we get tested pretty often we get the voice test so our doctor tested us as well that's actually why i was crying in that video because the doctor's test they they literally they go they literally touch your i melissa never cries it is like they activate my tears i think they do that to you on purpose i had two tests yesterday that were up the nostril and they really did they they go halfway or cause there's the upper register and there's the halfway apparently i found out yesterday um i don't know i just know they were in my nose but i said before they started you be nice to me [Music] that's what i said you be nice to me do not hurt me and they were like i will be gentle and then it worked have you ever cried though um no i've almost threw up when i've had to do the uh throat one on myself i've never done the throat i never did the throat swab oh my gosh oh my god it's it though they want you to go all the as far back as possible and my gag reflex was like i'm here sis let me tell you what you just reminded me of what this will be the first thanksgiving that i'm like ah no though yeah and that is my favorite holiday my grandma first of all this is just a funny story melissa was like we don't really want to do thanksgiving big this year for a variety of reasons so we just go and do it small you know so we had been telling my grandma like you know we're not going to do it right but she melissa thought she was prepared to stand up to my grandma because i had told her like you know you ain't been guilt-tripped by my grandma yeah right so she's dodging it yeah oh no she she oh because she usually gets me oh okay you're the my grandma is like super saiyan level guilt trip my mom is getting there but she doesn't have the like sacrifice level my grandma has my grandma raised two generations of kids raised her kids they had kids she raised you know us as well so there's an extra added level of guilt ability she has and all she cares about is her family and she don't ask her much she just asks for thanksgiving right so we was like internally internal fredericks we're not going to do big thanksgiving and we just felt like everybody would understand they didn't no wow my grandma a couple weeks ago called melissa hey baby i just you know i haven't heard from you you're all grandmom's you know i'm sorry just been busy you know i say kevin oh that's all right you look beautiful you look amazing seeing your rebrand and i'm just so proud of you you just do you look so you look so good oh thank you so much you know i appreciate it grandma are we going to see you for thanksgiving yes yes yes she said yes yes no way she called me she was like i your grandma got i didn't know how do you tell her no i was like one on one you can't tell her no one on one one-on-one you gotta have the whole family you gotta have an intervention you have to have a game plan you against her one-on-one you never even played it you gotta by four how do you think she said yes she didn't stand a chance she got hooked on with the she reeled her in with the compliments melissa didn't see the guilt trip question coming she had never been able to tell her grandma no straight up because her grandma's had passed while she was still young so she's never been in a situation she was trying to guard shaq on the breakaway that's what you were just hanging out my grandma know better she knew i i've had a couple times i had to tell her no i i beat her one-on-one on my wedding she said she wasn't gonna come to my wedding because if i didn't wait till we graduated get married she didn't she didn't want to she didn't think i should get married until i graduated and i was like i'm gonna get married though she's like well i'm not coming i said i love you grandma but i'll just see you next time ever since then she's like melissa's the one so i gained a little respect from her i lost plenty of games actually but i beat her straight up one-on-one so she knows i'm not an easy win but she she just saw melissa in the house she posted she was looking at her yeah she said let me go handle this lightweight so hard dang but later on the family was able because el paso coveted numbers oh they're booming stupid right now and she was like y'all come and get this get this pumpkin pie and this is perfect is it like one every 100 out there it is i don't know the exact numbers but they have built four mobile morgues dang they have taken that's what new york was doing yes they have taken inmates out of jail put them in ppe just to pull bodies and pay them two dollars an hour which is what a lot for inmates but like also that's ridiculous and the fact that you have to do that as a job and then just go back to being in jail just go back to the energy and then have all the code and then if you another thought let's not do this infuriating but anyway but anyway so we were later able to go back to our grandma and be like hey grandma y'all covered number's crazy like if we do thanksgiving it's going to be our last and the only thing worse than no thanksgiving this year is no thanksgiving ever name so but that was a group effort i hit her from here my brother you know i passed it to him he gave me a second my strong yeah my aunt was there you know my dad and my i get my mom and my mom is right under her she'd be like we got to do something together my mom was like girl are you crazy is you crazy so we gonna facetime you know something like that because uh one of my friends called me uh because we usually do a huge thanksgiving here about 30 40 people just scattered about our house and uh my friends know i haven't been letting people over my house at all so she called me yesterday to check on me how you doing i was like fine she said so uh what you doing for thanksgiving and i was like what you mean she said listen i ain't got no kids i'm single i will get tested before coming up in your house i said well let me let me think on it she was like what were we thinking about i'm telling you i will get tested okay i will give you a negative test see i'm gonna have to get i'm gonna have to set up like uh the producers and be like y'all take your steps right here because what y'all not about to do bro i've been in the last no lie no hyperbole in the last seven days i've taken five covet tests listen i take one i do my regular one my doctor i did one for production and it but wait did i say five or seven you said five in seven days yesterday and i'll still have to do as productions are coming in they you got to and i just feel safer about doing it um because i interact with people and you know you don't know what everybody else be but that's the thing is that there's only so much you can do eventually other people are going to have to meet you where you're at because you can test negative all day if somebody tests positive that you end up working with you now become susceptible and that's why you be and i'm even tightened up even more lately on my ppe when i'm not uh when i'm on set like the crews you we run a pretty tight shift what did you mean ppe you just uh personal protection equipment mass and stuff okay is that like just everybody's using those terms now yeah that's that's a medical term yeah yeah but is everybody using that right now is they just use it i never heard you say ppe until this moment right now don't you do me it was widely used early on in like the lockdown when i i noticed it in terms of like a lot of uh hospitals and stuff were short on ppe yeah that type of equipment uh huh you didn't hear ppe no you don't act like you've been saying no i i didn't i said it i might not have said it here before i don't think he's been saying it but i know that remember we can't get the mask the people don't have the people yeah we were saying we can't get the mask but nobody's saying where can i buy some ppe well because ppe doesn't just necessarily mean the mask it could be the face shields yeah people said where can i get face shields where can i get gloves people were saying pve twitter ain't everywhere but twitter ate every one and the only reason why they say it on twitter because you ain't got enough characters but in real life you can say all the characters ain't nobody's saying personal protection equipment they say in math they're saying that they're saying the real words y'all kill me y'all get real bougie over here they get real boozy here oh here on htt just making up stuff no ppe is a thing though yeah you know what ppe is a thing i'm not saying it ain't a thing but it ain't a thing it is a thing it's kind of a joke ppe is the thing is so is hard pp and if if you need that it's a blue 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please be sure to use our promo code rr i don't know dot com bluetooth.comu.com oh i love that transition i i i wanted to i wanted to impress you i loved it josh was like if you don't get to this ad and i was like give me a second but i like how you came in speaking of blue chew what amy star nude woman caught touching herself outside chicken shop last month found committing the same offense again this is a white woman touchy old okay now let me just double check because i believe she looks like she's on the meth she is she on that stuff she looks like she omits she looks like she's the one let me think a couple of things not a lot of the stuffs oh bless her she looks like she's contemplating how good it felt in her picture hold on i want to check i i don't i got a question why you pull it up it was a pop-up at what point does somebody say something because it takes a lot of effort to go somewhere naked then be out there touching yourself naked touching yourself to the chicken sandwich oh lord touching herself outside of the chicken shop no she didn't have the does she have the sandwich in her hand no no she was waiting for the sound she was like wait a minute that kid they were going to serve her the same she was she's got to obviously have either a strong addiction maybe she's just like ap spicy hold on was she wearing ppe well she wear at least she was wearing a mask some ppe over her mouth uh bless her heart she's crazy she rests 15 years in prison angel and ten thousand dollars over a little click it's the [ __ ] for her too it's the [ __ ] in the thigh [Laughter] well that has got to be very um disturbing to see when you're waiting in line for your crispy chicken fresh lettuce oh my god that lady is orgasming outside ramshacks in rm10 now tasty it's gotta be disturbing that is literally what i can imagine angel in the drive-thru just randomly singing that song seeing her oh my gosh that girl's masturbating and then finishing her stroke right here now flower tortilla could y'all call the police there's a woman out here showing her leg and thigh well i'm trying to get this leg [Laughter] oh yeah that's gonna know what state it was florida it was florida no it's florida florida woman florida what is happening it's all they got it we gotta just ties with florida they got to they got to do better about their people florida leads the league in ridiculous story k.b damson i don't know she's watching she from florida mm-hmm get your people kb your people like i wonder if out of the chimney of the the bojangles if it was like just pumping out pheromones was it popeyes but like what what about it turned her on like what was the smell did it remind her of her dead husband he used to always smell like chicken i remember you bobby i'll never forget you bobby like oh the way you used to smell like a chicken bucket yeah like what [Laughter] what about the smell of a chicken shop makes you go it's time for me to bust a nut right he's from louisiana louisiana maybe he might he might have been from louisiana it's provocative i know it's the people it's the people going yeah what about it i remember the honey stuck to your beard bobby oh the smell of sweet tea and your neck love that chicken fruit but she went back to the same place they arrested her the first time the first time wait there was multiple occasions this is her second offense and that's why they got to put away she looks like she got off the first time am i right it's a double entendre it's you stupid do you ever call that oh josh josh is in the building today josh is in the building today k.b said tampa separate from florida no no no no all florida all of it is the united states is the florida of the world yes it is but florida is the floor of the united states tell the truth shame the devil listen i'm gonna hold you i want her to get help she got help not helping that way yeah i guess she was hungry she helped herself right must have been a self-serve entree oh no oh no talk about a different type of buffet huh oh no first come first serve huh oh no what about keep your distance she'd been hot and ready was looking for a five dollar footlong though oh no we're getting blocked off oh no we've [Applause] i'm hot oh oh my gosh oh man it wouldn't do popeyes wouldn't get me going publix man publix fry loki is the kovit coming up looking at it josh he's just oh josh had me laughing so hard because josh is a fool josh is i'm retiring he's been unleashed uh huh i've been trying to tell y'all josh is funny man oh yeah we know travel with john anyway publix is the one publix is grow honestly given a choice i take grocery store chicken publix is this the creme de la creme but even rouse albertson albertsons man they're chic i take it over popeyes or bojangles or any of them popeyes will be the one that had me out there really that would have me out there scratching records [Laughter] would be the one especially with the uh french fries come on their fries are amazing cajun fries they're they're uh their chicken makes my stomach hurt now well yeah you should excess grease yeah no all that fried stuff because my stomach was like listen you your stomach had to be at a different place in life oh yeah when we were young both the boys were like four and two or three and one listen bruh that 10-piece box it went a long way being rich makes you fragile does it makes you delicate because you get to eating good stuff and then your body is like what is this that actually is true i don't know if it's being rich but i feel like when you have a heavy fast food diet and you eat it a lot your stomach be okay we in here but when you go back to like a lot of vegan food a lot of leafy greens and then you go back i remember one time uh randomly a couple years ago i had you know stopped eating fast food for like a week or two and um i ate a whopper oh god well the reason why i say i say rich usually people who are eating a lot of fast food it's not because they have a plethora of money and choices it's because this is what i can afford and this is what i'm going to eat but yeah you you get away from that life and your body becomes this fragile like flour can't take it no more i don't i don't i don't deny that that's i i can see that you eat healthy and stuff you don't have to uh see but now i want some pie pies because we've been talking about i'm thinking about watching bacon cheeseburger now who where carl's jr junior western bacon cheeseburger i'll risk it all every single time for that oh snap oh i'm sorry guys i don't mean to twitch subjects real quick but i will make sure you talk about this episode go ahead the student loan debt oh come on oh my god i'm jumping on this for years i will stop working here just so i qualify i will go ahead with the story kevin um so joe bivin joe i want joe biden i need joe biden he uh there's been whispers that one of his first things executive order might be to cancel student loan debt this is what elizabeth that locks in his next term immediately oh my god elizabeth warren was running on this as like her main thing that would have me jerking off naked at a pop-up this go ahead i'm sorry men jackoff women jill off this bastard said this he was saying masturbation was okay he said if she wants to jail off it's fine it literally had a country twang like that and i was trying to find this video i saw it on facebook like four years ago i could not find it he was like you got the gl out oh my god but anyway go ahead so the the big push against this get this what what about the people who already paid their debts off did they shut up they're dumb they shouldn't have did it shut up this is why i've been paying this minimum for years this is why i've gone into every single deferment there is every deferment i wait till i'm unemployed and be like i'm unemployed i cannot pay i cannot pay no no if they def oh my you have no idea i would potentially get joe biden's name tattooed somewhere on me if he forgives me if he said the only way i'm gonna forgive these student loans is if you get me tatted on you joe you're going in a special line really absolutely joe biden necktie neck text biting harris 2020 kids and everybody kids everybody's getting joe tatted on them for my student debt i got a lot y'all know i got a lot of degrees and only and unfortunately the first two were paid for but i did take out loans on the second one so i could live recklessly no not recklessly but live comfortably and not have to worry about yeah because you were living in that you went to grad school out here yeah yeah and here's what i don't here's what i don't like people who went to college 30 years ago shut up okay college was not nearly as expensive now college this i don't know where i heard this i don't know if it's true but it sounds true student loan debt is like america's one humongously super financially beneficial investment sally made billions billions and billions of dollars sally made all them federal i still got student loan i i've got all of mine i got paid off none and you got student loans whether you graduate or not yeah whether you got that certificate or not that's one reason why i stuck in it and i was like bro marty you got to finish this point i never had plans on paying my student loans ever ever ever ever i don't know if we can keep that in here a lot of people were like bro well the thing that i'm gonna tell you what my problem was the college didn't deliver on their part of the promise okay y'all i'm supposed to graduate i'm supposed to walk into a great job right that helps me pay my student loans up i had a job at the daycare when i graduated i told this story before they gave me a 30 cent raise i said this degree cost 88 000 you're right right how long is going to take for that 33 cents to cover it's crazy it's crazy and i don't want to pay it and i have prayed for this day and i feel like the lord is going to bring it about i have i've been like god i don't want to ever i i knew i said i would never make payments so either he was gonna have to bless me to the point that i had enough money to give them one check yeah or they were going to go away so i'm here for it these people they sound like you know well uh i found people who found jesus late in life well i was saved my whole life and they just found jesus right before they died it sucks to be used to be you hey he's a good father he's a good good father you've been twerking and jerking and still got into heaven mm-hmm okay you got to take that up with the man that ain't my fault that's what my daddy did he was a jerk all of his life all of his life and then right before it was time to go he was like the lord has been so good to me ain't he though amy huh why are you up safe so i told you i told you on the trip you did not used to pray take him out before he finds you god take it out have you talked about this in therapy nah you should work through talk i talked about oh no i'm better now but i talked about it uh on stage a lot that was my therapy stage be therapy yeah that's the reason why i got into stand-up because i was like i can't afford therapy you should i know speaking of therapy talk space we don't have an ad for that but it'll be a great transition have been better health but anyway um how would you feel about student loans being canceled would you whether i paid for them i haven't paid them off in full i just i can't bring myself to do it the game is the game yeah i'm not finno want other people to be like student loans be a burden they because here's the thing that i was reading did this part didn't even click i promise you somebody was like can you imagine what the lack of debt would do for the economy i've known people close to me who have paid more in student loans than they pay in mortgage or rent if they had that money for giving or if college had never been that expensive to begin with right right because they had the the smarts but there wasn't enough scholarships there wasn't enough rich parents to do that but there's people who literally could go out and buy a house or a car or a trip like literally money would go right back into the economy and so many more because right now only sallie mae is getting rich or navy and she doesn't try to switch her name bro a devil by any name come on i know you're naked you can switch your name but i know the spirit um of evil that resides in your body else above you call them out and you rebranded yourself to sallie mae but the navy you know navigating the greek means the devil yes they do they try to switch your nasa who you are who navy is but um like if i didn't have my student loans i i could invest in a business you could buy houses you could buy a car you could buy whatever and that would go so much further in the economy than just sally mae getting filthy rich yeah you know what i'm saying it's really a shame but as capitalism goes it's really a shame that something like education was monetized in a way of course like that like it was rape it was raising it was raising faster than other like cars and houses like it's a way to be able listen if you make education expensive then you know who's going to get educated and who ain't and now and that's one thing that pissed me off the most is i was like bro people without this degree got good jobs too oh yeah oh yeah cause then experience became a thing marcus paid for his college he went to he got his associates so he left with no debt and makes more money than most of my friends who i went to school with that's how it be that is how i was like so demarcus know what he wanted to do shortly after high school oh yeah see that's the thing that benefits you if you know what you want to do and you can get into associates or trade school or something like that you're better off just doing that just doing that because you're making money and the people the people in college are going in the reverse first that's exactly what it was he would to graduate high school he did he did trade school in high school so he was like oh i like electrical i like all this industrial stuff man so yeah so he was like i don't need a4 even though he sometimes wishes he had a four-year degree for other aspects but i'm like sir let's look at your dad compared to my dad listen and it's a shame you and greg are you and mel are just like mel and greg yes greg did not go to traditional or didn't finish traditional college like that but he got certified he was working in hvac and mel went to spelman and had kern marcus me and marcus are just like mill and green oh yeah no i was i got confused yeah they both went to college and got the debt and their husbands both have beards and went to work and didn't have the debt right it was immediately making money and saving money and we was going in the opposite direction yeah and um it's just i mean listen i i'm never going to be that's like that's like it's the same line of thinking to say oh y'all want to go get vaccines we was out here getting covered now y'all want to go get healthy like what a dog ain't the point for people not but other people some people just want other people to struggle just because they struggle misery loves company is the truest statement there is people be like no no no you ain't bout to be happy over there while i'm over here pissed off because i could have spent all that money on something else instead of giving it you should have been reckless like me and held out for hope it's a prodigal son the prodigal son older brother was like this dude doesn't spend all his money twerked ate with the pigs and you came back and welcomed him with a fat ring and and the fatted calf and the father was like boy shut up and you know i'm one of those people that do be getting pissed off though because i'm such a rule follower so when i see people not following rules and getting ahead i'll be like you've got to be it makes me so mad really yes when you're a rule follower you follow the rules because you think that there is a benefit to following the rules and then when you see that there is no benefit you're like why are the rules in existence that's actually you know what you just clicked for me a lot of old head comedians were rule followers yeah and they're really mad that internet comedians didn't follow the rules they didn't come up in comedy clubs and wait for their big break and stand in line they were like now i'm gonna make my own way but like but i i i did it the the real way same as actors it's all the same all the people who were in the judges people come over they don't follow the rules they take our jobs no that's not what i meant oh no they mean characters in in internet people that's what i know actors in reality i was that was a little salty you're a mega actor the mega actor yeah they took our jobs they took our jobs they took our jobs well i didn't know i'd be getting frustrated when they suck i'd be like y'all just and they'd be getting booked yeah i'd be like they are trash they follow the rules i mean you follow the rules i did follow rules rules change though game changes game changes sometimes people be like forget the rules i'm doing this my way and then that becomes the rule that's literally what happened with the boys on austin tv i promise you the boys were growing their channel killing it austin was like we're gonna pay you but you can't grow your channel no more we're like okay we'll shoot you know start doing that and then they a year and a half later they were like y'all don't have no followers these people do we're like but you said we could not really just say something you cannot do but i didn't know you could negotiate contracts the first two ones i signed i was like yes please do you have any more soup and then i found out that you could actually say no especially the more they want you the more leverage you have oh yeah but i thank god i didn't take it out i learned a lesson [Applause] why is my husband watching this i forgot that he's at tank thanks at home hey jack very weird he's at home i i i marcus i enjoy marcus he's a good time man that is a good he is a friend just give him some bourbon and you know yeah [Music] i didn't think i could make new friends you didn't i was like i didn't think my husband could make friends at all listen marcus told my wife a couple months ago melissa was like how many do you think about moving to atlanta marcus said what do you like cause whatever y'all y'all got to stay here so if you like knitting i'm alert i'm gonna learn me to knit cause i don't i can't have y'all too many of our friends and moved and broke i need some friends in la i need friends what do you like hats i have hats y'all i can't wait for y'all to see those of you all who follow melissa i can't wait for you all to see the napa footage uh out of the beautiful bald and the beautiful how's it done this week the bottom of the beautiful the only thing that makes me sad is because of covid we couldn't do what we would like we couldn't have the fullest yeah but such as we had yes it was great we did and shout out to the patreon they were like y'all take a week off there was something because he was trying to find a time and it just we didn't line up cause we was making sure we shot the video stuff first yeah but when i tell you we had a time we had a time i want to see him look upon his feet what was the next part bear the streets of heaven you singing one that i don't know the words to you know what i won i know the melody whoa oh [Laughter] [Applause] without knowing it that is black [Applause] and dark a lot now that i realized yeah i don't know in other words i'll be knowing this one i don't know the other ones like i might there might be a word or two there that i'm like i don't remember what this is [Applause] hold on i have to look up the words now but yeah we didn't know the words of those songs there'd be like four measures and we never get to all that his saving grace that's it that's it uh-huh here it is come on that's what it is oh i want to see him look up on his face that'll sing forever all my cares are passed home at last hell for there's 18 more measures of this song home at last ever to rejoice literally five stanzas of this song black people said huh the refrain yeah come on well just that we'll just be doing this part all them hypnos there's a whole bunch of other stuff why people love to be like yeah but this part this we don't need all that all that rest of it we get it him glory we want to be there chris tomlin writes all this song black would be like so how great is our god this part all that other words all that beginning and all that that's all we need is the house we don't need all that we just there's a whole listen i used to do this joke on stage go ahead back home we did that song how great is our god it starts right there yes that's where there's there's no other part i moved here went down the shepherd of the hills hell yeah they were singing the i said what i know this song what is what are y'all crazy slender of the king man what [Applause] that is so neat they added somebody else's song at the top that's real fire they did a mashup like they do on glee i like it they sampled it we will run how great is our god just that part because that's all we don't care about splendor of the king ain't nobody's gonna go through all that because we that's what how great that god is we don't need all the other words we don't need all that sing with me how great is our god yeah we'll break the music uh-huh we'll modulate how great what about the first verse what about it chris we ain't gonna sing all that brush shut up first verse you mean how that's the first verse how second verse great third verse is our god sing with me come on oh we'll sing how great and then how great come on and then we talk about you know what i used to be out there in that world i didn't even know god [Applause] is [Applause] how great i shouldn't have to pump and prime you yeah if he you could have been dead could have been dead sleeping in your sleeping in your grave how great [Applause] is this is why church be seven hours we get stuck you know i remember i was outside of a popeye's naked going ficky ficky on the one-twos [Laughter] they arrested me multiple times i got clean in prison and now i don't go to popeyes i only go to kfc cause how great oh god oh my god she used to be a dj but she was our old turntable guys it is the worst when people have those testimonies where you just like oh you'll be like hey hold up now what are you sure you're okay you'll be like yes wait a minute this was last thursday hold on hold on y'all sanitize that mic give him the mic and tell him go home cause we can't use that no mo can't use it no moe i've been in church a lot of times when somebody said somebody went left like the lady the video i was sucking balls they was like hey hold on hey hey hey girl hey hey we know god is god hold on i used to be licking them balls oh come on hey come on what's wrong with you we got it with you didn't have to say the whole thing you got to be you got to be around the story like she's like no i'm going straight in there you understand what it was doing to it but was for anybody who wanted it and i gave it away gave it away for 200 dollars give you 20 strokes and i sold 200 strokes a day it was a day i was just when i had to come to realization one time i was so so i couldn't walk for two days y'all talking about making a joyful noise them cheeks wasn't clapping clap your hands you remember pastor you were there you remember hold on all right hey god bless you god bless we was all getting delivered together oh hey not like black church oh i love it and i miss it all right y'all we love y'all god bless you so much we're so grateful that you joined us for utter shenanigans utter you see we missed one bonus episode and we had got no help none so we'll see y'all next wednesday be safe out there in these covet streets amen we'll see you uh at the appointed time patreon we will see you later on this one ament hey man god bless you guys [Music] is [Music] [Music] and that chick angel

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Length: 82min 29sec (4949 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 18 2020