- I've never been married,
and so, the fact that somebody could
live for 40 years with someone, and be devoted to that person
is something that moves me, and I'm profoundly affected
by it. - It's not too late.
- Me? - It's not too late.
- Who's gonna--wait. Oh. Channing Tatum? [cheers and applause] [inaudible]
- He's married. - That's okay.
- It's okay? - Channing Tatum's actually
married to someone else? - Yes, he is.
- Not me. - Yes, he's married to Jenna. What--now, wait a minute.
Do you want to get married? - To Channing Tatum.
- Well, no. There'll be somebody, and--
- You think? - Yes.
- Nobody--get real. - No, I am real.
Love is-- Love doesn't have
an expiration date. You can fall in love
any time at any age. You just--you just say,
"I am ready for it," and-- - "I'm ready for it."
- I mean, just don't go to a man and say "I'm ready for it." [audience laughter] But you know, like,
energetically. - But some men might like that. - Of course,
they would love that. - If you say,
"I'm ready for it," and they might say, "Yeah." - Yes, they would--of course,
they would love it. - But I don't know if that'd
be true with me. - Yeah, if--what? - That maybe if I said,
"I'm ready for it," they might say,
"Maybe somebody else." - No, see?
(audience) No! That's the problem.
You don't think highly-- - The audience is the best.
- Yes. [audience laughter]
- You have the best audience. I know I have the best--and
they're my audience, not yours. - Look at how many--
[cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] - Yes or no questions before we
go, 'cause we're out of time. - Me?
- Yeah, yes or no. These are just random. - All right, anything you want.
-- Oh, my God, you have not done that. [audience laughter] "What's the sexiest part
of a man?" - His--well, thing.
The thing. [laughter and applause] [cheers and applause] - Oh, my God!
- You asked! What am I supposed to do?
- Oh, my God. - Well, that's true.
- Without hesitation! It was just--
[audience laughter] [audience laughter] "Have you ever seen a ghost?" - I--are you kidding?
- I'm asking. - I'm saying no.
- Okay. "Have you ever gone
skinny dipping in a hotel pool?" - Oh, no.
- No. [audience laughter] "Have you ever been a member
of the Mile High Club?" - Well, first of all,
what is the Mile High Club? [audience laughter]
I'm sorry, what? - It's when you have sex
in a plane up in the air, when you're travelling with-- - Are you kidding me?
- No, it's a thing. - But you can't do that.
That's not allowed. [audience laughter] Inside the bathroom,
is that where you do it? - Or a blanket, or--
there's all kinds of ways. [audience laughter]
People--yes. - That's not possible.
- It's possible. - Okay, I've been a member. [audience laughter] No, I haven't.
[audience laughter] [cheers and applause] Yeah, what else?
I'm excited now. - Yeah.
- I'm all jazzed up. - "You ever been with someone
twice your age-- - Yeah--oh, yeah.
- Or half your age." - Wait a minute, say that again?
- Twice or half your age. - Both.
- Either--both, okay. [cheers and applause] "Have you ever been
in handcuffs?" - Yes, yes, definitely. [audience laughter]
No, I have not. - Well--all right.
- Can I change my mind? - "Have you ever lied on
a talk show?" I think that-- - Yes.
- Answered the question. [audience laughter] Do you prefer guys hairy
or smooth? - I like 'em hairy.
- Okay. [audience cat calls]
And the last one, - Yeah.
- Have you ever been to a nude beach? - Yeah.
But I--but I--[stammering] [audience laughter]
- [stammering] [laughs] - I'm in trouble!
- [stammering] [audience laughter] - I'm taking this wine and
I'm getting out of here!
