Pew-pew-pew, welcome back to part four of "Detroit: Become Human". Last episode was oh my geez. I keep getting comments from you guys saying that I, well I read them now, literally. I published a video now I need to be nice to Hank. So I'm gonna try to be nicer to Hank. We're neutral right now. So there's a lot of... way-good ways to get on his good side. Chicken food. That seems great. You want some chicken food? Oh, it's chicken feed. I'm literally recording my third video today. I'm just crunching it out Like the good old days. Literally Marzia is away tonight. I have nothing else to do. Ha. Just feeling like I should let you guys know in case I sound different or if I'm acting like a... dumb. Not smart. All right, I'm in. Damn straight! Hey!
You won't regret this! Can I have hot dog too Hank? What is your problem? Haha. Don't you ever do as you're told? Look, you don't have to follow me around like a poodle! I thought you liked dogs? All right, we gotta get in his good side. What are we gonna do? Reconcile. I think our relationship got off on a wrong foot. We should forget what happened and start over. What do you say? Hahaha. They send me a piece of plastic for a partner and I'm dealing with it. But if you think we're gonna be buddies, you're stupid as you look. HUH! I don't look stupid. I like Connor. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Let me scan that first, huh. Hamburger, carbohydrates, salt, fat, water. No, no no Hank you got it Hank that is Sugar, pineapple.. actually sounds good i would love that. Don't leave that thing here not a chance follows me everywhere Stop calling me a thing man. Give me some chicken. Just give me some chicken I feel like it would be great to have an Android around. You could... let's talk about gambling. He doesn't want to talk about cholesterol Oh god. Can I get in on it? But you're cop Phew, he just doesn't get it You got a free meal So you're corrupt cop, is that it? He doesn't seem to like that There must be a.. yeah there must be a reason Let's talk about the deviants Ew, he has pickles on his burger? What is wrong with him? That was not that complicated Why does he talk about them like they just came to.. from alien So mean Yeah, and he almost shot me why would I lie about that? Uhh.. sure And you could use a haircut Since then I think working with an officer with Personal issues is an added challenge But adapting the human unpredictability is one of my futures Oh, I thought he was winking at him. It's a few blocks away I'll be in the car Well played Connor, well played Radio just stopped out of nowhere David cage step up your game literally Wait what had just happened. He's so awkward. I love their interaction, so good. There's this funny conspiracy about pigeons cuz you never seen a baby pigeon, right, huh? you never you never seen a small pigeon so the conspiracies by the Pigeons are created by CIA to spy on us We need reality they just stay in their nest until they're grown up or at big enough that's why But I still find it funny I can tell you more about CIA pigeons, but some action is coming now This looks so much like heavy rain. I wonder why I Guess I should go first. I could be the tank, you know Hey more pidgeons, this is the CIA hideout where they build the pigeons! Whoa3x My places you cannot have a look at this too much Rain rains going solo, okay Oh It's disgusting you poor console players. Is this the way you have to deal with a pity Makes me hate can't eat any food a cancer Wow truly pathetic suspect Okay That must mean something oh, that's cool I can pass on you know Fresh air out of my way pigeon Also, did you know you're not supposed to give pigeon right? All right ducks, you're not supposed to give ducks right I forgot you know, what don't listen to me Can we tell who that is, it's led is in the sink My surprise it was an Android. No human could live with all these fucking pigeons You see Matt to lick into Telugu blue blood Why didn't I like it that's the real question Look there you are again, huh? Nine-year-olds, huh? Interesting Any idea whatever may come I never seen nine-year-olds and you at the same time written 2471 times it's the same sign Ortiz's Android wrote on the shower wall Why are they obsessed with this sign Looks like mazes or something It's like a math maybe Obsessive-compulsive, right What is it me Me keep flipping over chairs. Like I don't like it. I just don't like I don't have to be okay with it. I Wouldn't still thank you game I could not I figure that out myself Scan the chair. That's right It will say wooden chair just in case just in case i'm david cage and make video games but they're like movies where Is it David It's a chair, where is a Saint Oh my god Okay find cause of loud noise, maybe the birds Military jacket, okay Artie, it would make sense for the military to use androids Anything right, that's something your mom does when you're in first grade Rupert Travis or driver's license is fake cool. At least we didn't come from But we have found the noise You have to find the other one for some reason Alexa We're These are so lame where Oh, Recycled paper reasonably moved. Okay. What's the conclusion? Oh Okay, all right I get it That's the thing on the window I don't know it looks like a notebook, but it's Indecipherable I Guess who keeps? Oh my god. The birds are so annoying. I guess if you have to keep finding the other Let's just go up and down Oh Oh Hey, hey, hey, I don't need you judge me. I don't need your judgment. I'm sure you get suck in games Sometimes - okay. Don't judge me, please Suspect was here recently Hey, he found what an idiot He ran to the living room after being traumatized by the chair All right, well, why don't we check out what he was trying to do rather on the wall, I guess he was doing the spreadsheets And then he plopped over the pigeon thing that made the noise probably then Substantial damage on the pigeon cage. It's got fingerprints. Oh it's fecal matter yucky ducky, but Medal all right. Let's see what happened. I can't wait But I want to know is why all the pigeons live there CIA that's right. That's right everybody you Never seen a baby pigeon so why is that CIA wants to spy on us? They're robots To be fair like with all the weeds Expect documents. I think they have to be public after certain amount of years. There's there's experiments of CIA trying to put Microphones on cats And they use the tail to put like the antenna is awful And the thing was they were completely useless because the cat just wouldn't go where they wanted them to go whoa That's not a pigeon are you crazy it's a chase scene everybody. All right, let's make sure we get this For sure we hit up Whoa, that's cool O'Connor my man. All right. What now? Oh I just this Is all Sun Yes Fast but risky. Oh, yeah We going fast boys save you do the bad fest but risk, yeah, I Need it fast give it to me fares directly back directed but crown Bring it on I'm kinda ah Ain't nothin a teacher Slide it jump. Yeah Alexa this is epic Go get her you did the slide move. I haven't done that sand Ever I never done that I really want to do this like flowers Okay directly, it's a fast but risk, what are you thinking huh? Woody? I was born for this and lived with this I breathed this They made a quick time a lot easier, I remember they were quite tricky and every or maybe I'm just a really good epic gamer You see I can't fail I'm too strong and too strong I'm too powerful I will never say hey who you calling me answer Come on direct but crowded let's go, baby Be quiet Lex I meant I meant that whoo Where you going cuz where you going, huh, get out of my way son Dissolving corn everybody I Can't we we gotta save Hank your doofus your dingus No, I had it We're friends now Nothin thank you I'll take it. You know what I'll take it I've been playing pug G randoms lately Just cuz people I do get recognized sometimes but most of the times people have no idea who I am, which is really nice It sounds so pathetic but like Everyone always Know Who I am anytime I hang out and just some which I don't mind but like Sometimes it's nice to just talk to someone with no clue who you are You know what? I mean? Sounds are like intervenor. That's not what I mean. It's more like Sorry, it feels liberating. Who are you? fugitives Just like you and I've been really enjoying it especially if I make a friend and they don't know who I am I'm like Okay Nineteen of us still in working order The rest were damaged escaping their masters many tried to reach Jericho Few succeed humans have little pity for our kind This is Jericho, it's a refuge for those who don't want to be slaves anymore. You all have the thing in your dingus Then you knew that only an Android could follow the trail didn't you okay now the graffiti makes sense like now I feel bad If you could decide for the signs because one of us trusted you enough to give you the key. I Understand how you feel, but we have more freedom here than you ever did. I Came to Jericho looking for hope You guys are just a bunch of crackheads here Mmm, you're lost. Oh, it's handling. The rest of us. You just hit me. We didn't ask for this All we can do now is deal with The Ainu does it right away you're safe here you can stay with us as long as you want Go and see Lucy she might be able to help you Do Saddle it No, thank you. Mrs. Dumpling smells, too disgusting Crackheads sitting around doing nothing Pathetic lowlife piece of garbage. I don't like it. Are you losing? More like are you Lucy loser? Yeah Sit down Not decimas it now it does meseta Show me my Oh she can repair it I'll stop the bleeding This snot is proceeding Drink this It's a monster energy drinks mixed with gvo you learn police powers unknown You will be more powerful than you ever imagined Hey Amy to sculpt a That in a gulp, I don't know go piss Give me your hand why? Okay, this is not how you handle And you lost it oh, yeah You've seen hell and now he'll lives in you Your heart is troubled a part of shadow and a part of light Which will prevail Your choices will shape our destiny You know how Hank said when he talked Sorry, when Hank spoke to Connor before at the at the food place. He mentioned that We don't they don't actually have emotions. They just have simulated emotions So they're not real but for humans our emotions are completely Technically simulated as well. There's really no difference about it everyone Well, not everyone but a lot of people see love for example as this mystic unexplainable thing when really it's just chemicals in our brain and you can very easily be Explained and also It's not just a thing for humans It's not like it's this impossible thing. It's a nice thing way to look at it though. I get it Let's just say for 20 Hellyeah Diagnostic program isn't working I don't think it would have anything good to say anyway, what happened here? He's got robots no, what no, what if they wanted to have fun I Don't want to shut down I don't wanna sit down All right, she wanted live All right, we just got to keep exploring He said I bear all lit it on fire stupid peril Remember the barrel means Hit a lot of times I look back on like old PewDiePie and I just cringe but It's also wonderful. It's something nice about it Well, that's probably only before like you before you were born no, I don't time stops What's your name Marcus I was glad to meet you Marcus. Oh!! I guess she got that was dark. I didn't mean to laughter Yeah, what an awkward timing Okay, this is pretty great It's getting really nihilistic I don't like it Okay This part is pretty depressing. I think we should we should get out of here. Oh My god, is that a kid Ike can you get worse? Here you have time with a dead kid what the hell is this they threw him out when they didn't want him anymore He was living on the streets before we brought him here They'll all shut down if we don't find a way to help them to help them We need blue blood and bio components. We salvage what we can from those who shut down But there's never enough good thing. I just call it a down a hole They won't We're slowly dying out I can't be bothered letting more bearable. Who are you guys then? Sorry. I stopped looking over here Okay, do you read really didn't need to tell me that Cyber light warehousing docks, West Virginia House a plane All right, you having fun here oh my god So creepy, I know where we can find spare parts Cyber life warehouse is in Detroit Harbor. They have everything we need The docks are guarded. You can't just walk in there and take what we want Humans will never let us which is why we won't ask permission. We don't have any weapons And even if you did none of us knows how to fight we can steal what we need without fighting We'll just get ourselves killed maybe But it's better than waiting here to be shut down. I'm with you All right, you know it's not turtles, but I like it Come on dude, what are you? Okay? Maybe you can get another shirt now to be Nick His Phoenix four guys are lame You know at least one person is sitting with me No, they're not. Okay. All right, sorry You know what maybe you know what that was me trying to sympathize with you, I'm sorry, there's no recovery from that There's a lot of rain in this game, yeah All right, let's go to the creepiest building where you can find everyone How we're feeling I'm gonna like this one Something up boy Let's go Ali boo-boo. Yeah, I call her Ali boom Oh My god Like Oh who's asking I was told you could help us I Don't know who told you that you came to the wrong place. I'm sorry. Wait, we really need your help It's let go we'll negotiate for the child You go the child states we go welcome to chill a Pedophile joke everybody keep watching the video Come on don't be shy okay. This is epic. He's got an ostrich Luther would you be so kind as to take these ladies coats? Jesus Christ, oh, don't be afraid of a big friendlier Luther is just another Android that I helped He keeps me company in this big empty old house Jesus Christ Luther looks like he could squash Alice into a piece of paper And I kind of want to see it in a pleaded way Make yourselves at home How did you hear about me an Android on the street he said you could help us I See was an awful painting It's got you must be working on Andrews About her She's human And You want to find a safe place Somewhere you can start a new life I Hear Canada. It's very lovely at this time of year. Yeah, I'm sure it's not raining landscapes open spaces clean air and no android' laws a Great place for a fresh start Yes tents That's exactly what we want no, of course Well, I can help you But first we have to get rid of your tracker tracker Yeah, all androids are fitted with a tracking device to locate them at all times I'll remove yours and then you'll both be safe Come on follow me Are we feeling about this game wait for us in the living room? No, she always stays with me Of course Right this way everything we need is in the basement The basement, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, the basement of course, of course who doesn't like a good ol good old basement or where it's so dead. We're so good me neither alleys Okay, listen that We have no choice We have to trust him What if he just turns out to be super nice I Needed somewhere discreet for my machines Removing trackers is illegal. So I opted for discretion over comfort. I Hope the little one isn't too scared. No, no, she'll be all right, that's good. What is she looking at? It's a turtle. I bet you it's a turtle. It's a turtle What do you say this way, please? What's gonna happen there? What are we online? Oh My god Alice, I swear to God if you drop my hand one more. Alright, I'm just gonna go just gonna go Whoa, what is this half-life 2 If you could just bond over there I Need a drink after this episode Have you guys ever played a half-life 2 should warn you this could be quite unpleasant such a great way Such a good game it's so disappointing a half-life that he never came out Sorry, this reminds me of the beginning, you know Strange For some unknown reason The trackers seemed to start working in deviance. That's why it's so hard to find them. Hey, hey Actually, there's no reason to remove your tracker let go People believe what they want You deviants are so naive They all come to me expecting me to help them and I just reset them Keep them for my little experiments Child lock it up. I'll deal with it later a Deviant that wants to be a mother That's that's so sweet I'm so deluded. Oh My god this guide you I think it's time. We put you out of your misery I don't really know how we're gonna get out of this. No, not again. Oh There must be something happening the dream there must be something I can do it always ends up the same way Tears and dissolution. It must be something I can do. Believe me You're better off being raised and feeling nothing No more pain no Hope - keep him and shave his stupid face almost at you You don't hurt a lace only I can hurt Alice Meet me in the living room Yeah, how Okay, sure It's only other way Okay, I feel like we don't have a lot of time so uh, yeah Well, that didn't work oh My god where If you've moved Mmm, come on, come on What's my damn act No! I failed... Ah, I wonder I could have gone it there right I would have hit there Damnit oh well I've decided that I you know If I mess up I'm gonna keep it just for the sake of tension It would be kind of lame if I just go back all the time Yeah Sure, I wanna Okay, that's great He likes to play this creating monsters Okay demonetized thank you. Whoa, that's cool. I mean, that's awful yeah It's not that easy like don't be so mean I didn't even do anything Hey you have tiny hands Oh Shoot I forgot to call my parents today See what you guys do? I choose gaming over my own family. This is not good There's a ringabel America vertigo Anything I can find Pastas dinner's ready take it up to you. Yes Luther Where is the dinner? Sorry That's his dinner potato chips nice a matter of culture, I like it. Yeah Wait is that I think I need to pay attention I Want to look around just to make sure We may be possibly unlock our memory, you know, okay, there's nothing really you Don't stop feeling so I can get my mind of these yellow back people Why the still alive? I don't know go think I mean my back Okay, oh Wait, this is outdoors. Yeah Remain with your own, okay I guess he's upstairs, right? I don't remember what he says. I have no memory. I Realize I'm extremely tired. It's fun though. It reminds me. Like when I was younger just like crunching at videos really lame Really takes me back man. I have such a strict schedule when I shoot videos now like I have my set working hours that I never go outside of This feels really weird also especially calling this work I guess but just set it down on the table over there You having fun here, buddy? It's let go more like slut cow got them Potato chips On a silver tray this guy's a legend No, that's the spaghetti scene again I can Bring carcass carcass carcass this Doesn't have any nipples that's lame Yeah, there it is oh No No, I can't oh god no don't give me don't give me a time thing to save a little girl you sick Bastard, who is the little girl? remember remember Okay, okay. Okay. I'm huge. I'm hastin. I'm hating right now. What are you are you it? Syme best joke ever made everybody. Thank you Oh, we'd remember him now perfect everyone just smokes that stuff Okay that helps I Hate how it's timed I hate time stuff Okay, just keep going you got this good good job you just weights the time On this or something here Yes, perfect No My name is Cara Yosh Yeah, we probably shouldn't go in there, okay, so we remember her now that's good This is thing with his game They always mix so many genres from like horror to thriller to suspense to love. I love it Love you babe Ain't never gonna stop loving you Okay, I will go use Dunga What are you doing nameless you were you're in a bathtub? Oh She's probably in here. Hey, how you doing, buddy? Detroit residents were disturbed by we don't have time A lot of small stuff like that seemed to matter in this crazy Where is she is stressing me out, man? Here's Alice Thank God, thank God Never thought I'd care about this stupid girl We have to go follow me and don't weed anyways, okay Oh now we just got to make sure we can escape Okay, all right Bring me the child. Yes. I'm finished you go fix a little Slack go. Of course, they have to give that weird one a Eastern European name This is a terrible hiding spot Oh God I can't take this. Uh, okay Is in here Door slam and brown He's lost Yeah, this is epic Oh my god Alexa, this is epic let's go Oh my god, he has a shoddy He's got his lights goes out of shaadi. I went over the door. I don't know crazy right front door Are you kidding me? No Ha ha too slow Hey That's right. Take a lamp. Huh? Ha ha ha bet. That was a spirit lamp loser since of lamps Let's go. Let's go. Oh god. He's Alice you Dunga Go Alice you Just go. Oh my god Alexa, this is bad You Should you should look after your house Not this time whoa get out of my way Okay, this is epic Alexa this is epic Yeah, nipple girl get him He became a deviant in just the right time, thank you convenience zombie horde that I thought I burned down I didn't want to hurt you And programmed me to obey Him. I know that it's okay when I saw the little one risk our life to save you It was like opening my eyes of the first time finally I could see I know you have no reason to trust me after what I did. Oh he's coming with it I could protect you you All right All right, you know yeah, I trusted slight go and you know, it didn't turn out so bad. So yes I Feel like that's a perfect ending. I try to make them an hour. It's a little less but I Think it would be silly to keep going now. That was a really cool story really really enjoy that So Luther joins regardless it seems like oh actually never mind. Never mind. I was wrong Cool that was really fun another successful Chapter hope you guys enjoyed another episode. I'm not recruiting anything more today Thank you guys for all the support, Rob you and Bye
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Hey pewdiepie mentioned the pigeons were dropping his PC framerate and made a joke about console players ... HOW IS HE PLAYING ON PC