Destroying My Friendships With WEAPONS of MODDED DESTRUCTION in ROUNDS!

ladies and gentlemen welcome to rounds i'm joined with my good buddy blitz hi everybody blitz do you want to tell them what we did today yeah so uh we downloaded every map in the game except except the vanilla ones we kind of turn those off who needs them i don't know right i have no idea what we're about to get ourselves in i don't either i know there's a stick fight rounds maps in it so that's kind of cool wait what blocking creates a box am i just gonna go like uh metal gear here good is reroll even good to you right now when you've had no luck removes every card you have and replace it with a random one what that yeah that wouldn't do anything okay i'm making a box all right i'm gonna build a box for it [Laughter] you also have the risky gamble you want to be a gambler or you just i think i want to be a yiddish okay but you can't do anything if i just create boxes ow my box didn't make it would you not do that again sorry i've yeeded you out of existence hey i made a box cool let me that's so large that's this an absolute shield can why how did i fall through that can't touch me i mean i'm making boxes oh no blitz i died oh did you have a box oh that was gonna crush you that would have been funny oh okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa stick fight map stick stop you can't keep putting boxes on boxes i can i'm making box towers stop it that was my you just destroyed my box did you realize what you just did you just shot i'm gonna just shoot you real good now no oh my gosh can't touch me i'm the gingerbread blitz you want boxes so much here have some no you got all defensive there oh larsonist that was my nickname in high school the most recent valid card you steal my card you don't know your box is so much give me oh you're kidding me that's stupid why do you get to steal my cards you just don't have it anymore either no you stole my deal that's my box i get why you like this no this is nice so annoying oh a little i have no upgrades and you're sitting there with like three of them um what's that box you like me better than yeah what is that oh let's watch out for that giant spiky ball no no no okay if i just okay move in now and then oh you blocked the thingy i didn't know i could block it that worked out great now how am i supposed to get over to you with this like this we destroyed the chain i think so we just just keep shooting it really hard actually there we go can i if i if you jump block this over to you can i what are you doing it just doesn't do damage anymore that works oh because it's built on you got another box yeah this would be fine oh no oh the box didn't protect me it didn't somehow i won he has no cards and i just lost a unicorn oh hello hello pretty like i have to do it you always when you see the unicorn you have to get the unicorn even though we don't know what the unicorn do well i'm glowing red do i do fire demons to you i don't want to ow i've done nothing to you take that rocks just fine i'll move under shield oh never mind i won't move under anything oh i think i'm poisoned now oh yeah you are that sucks oh nice block thank you i timed it perfectly oh on my ice now oh i'm very fast i okay it switched i didn't realize what happened that i don't know something had just exploded hey you're purple i blitz that means something good right ow ow that was leech oh it would have been nice if i actually lost any health there we go i don't like it when you turn red that makes scary noises hey wait makes me hungry what just happened doing the same but i didn't get a card well i didn't win the round yet but i need a card well here just get hit by this and then you can have a card ow never mind you have so much health did you die already let's come here why are you so fast fine now you can have wakka wakka wakka oh moon shoes fireworks fireworks bullets pop like fireworks when above the battlefield that doesn't sound fun it doesn't pac-man does though okay hey cade catch no box this will be fine this'll i can't i can't block again i can't block again oh this one kind of works for pac-man it no it doesn't it works for me let's go okay this oh let's come here oh the turns of table here please come whenever i go light blue my speed just goes to sonic levels okay that shooted your face off we don't oh do you see that that was so close can i just wait eventually hang on oh oh i'm dazzled i'm wrestling this is gonna okay why do i keep winning i don't want to win i want cards alpha first shot we'll have lifesteal no that's stupid thrusters are fun vampirism you get a lot of green you get a curse though dude i'll take it oh okay does this mean you'd constantly take damage now ah you're taking damage get wrecked this will be fine i just have to shoot you no no no no no running away right we got it tonight packer yeah then i oh i'm very fast you are started out sonic fast let's if i just stay away from you then i win by default i don't have cooties blitz i promise you are not taking very much damage no no no i don't like this okay here we go here we go here we go what is this oh pac-man wait if i get double pac-man does that like hit me hit me baby one more time every second you take 10 damage get all the damage that's stupid what's the point of that bullets float through the air projectile seats are slow just gonna go with the vanilla card that i know what to do with you know vanilla ice cream is how a lot of things are made i can't fault you you just have an absolute rifle you see what i have now oh that was so close kate stop moving keep dying faster i would love to try and get over to you right now there we go oh you did so much and i did that this is illegal it's no pac-man this is fine i just have to run to you before you can pac-man anything and then just be intimidating you are definitely intimidating i need more bullets meteor or you need meteor uh when falling i don't have falling random configurino now that was stupid spell jack taught well a little random uncommon card i mean [Music] or that okay hey kade this is fine question can you catch yeah [Laughter] this is oh that did so much damage i know right run away run away run away let's get back here no bliss i'm a vampire i just want to have a lovely conversation [Laughter] did you see what i did there this is the worst map for me oh what is this i don't like this let's hang on those just keep you got it just yep this no no no no no no it's all coming together oh no my bullet it's right there i don't know what happened but i like it it's fine ooh decay might be good oh no it won't be good when you block each player's position is randomly swapped the answer to me is clear is that no way that's stupid i love it this works thanks give me a box no i didn't even think about that i like my boxes do you have bad memories associated with that yes this is fine this is fine this is fine blitz just two seconds i just have to walk it i just run away from you it's fine thank you and how i have the high ground and again oh wait that's fine this bullet is angled perfectly never mind i'll take everything i said back maybe this dimensional thing was not an idea cold piercing bullets do shields yeah we don't really use shields much no poison bullet maybe comb would be the best here maybe or find out because that oh i shoot three bullets now when they bounce oh no that was just my unicorn effect oh they haven't stopped thank you i didn't want to be down there anymore blitz can i interest you in a comb never mind yeah you can it's hard to make a cold sale to a dude with a machine gun what can i say if i just shoot your box down yeah it's okay i got i've got a couple more seconds this is oh no i need to figure out how to stop taking this health damage you can get something that oh swap your most recent card no that gives does that give me the vampirism no the cold take my cone yeah i don't like that just sluggish stacks with my comb uh i don't know we'll find out you just need healing how many bullets do i shoot now not enough ow let's hold on to those wow this will be fine okay you're actually helped because i get health back yeah you're getting health back that's illegal what are those okay i don't like this anymore this was this was a bad choice this is exactly what i needed stop it stop it stay back oh stay back oh i got stuck on the box they're so mean they are they're dumb oh long fall boots survivalist masochist reload speed oh no did you like what i did well you just you know ready and then made my wow what's happening what thank you why did i switch my position no i wanted to block the floor i don't know what that was oh no this is fine why is my reload speed actually not faster does the counter oh that was dirty those red bullets are dangerous no no no no no that's fine it's fine i just need to put you in a bad position yeah and then drop me off the box then yeah wait i didn't shoot you there oh no let's come back blitz i need my help i'm stuck this isn't fair it is fair you did it is it a monkey he's always stinky that gives me more hp random super ball copycat i could just take what you do like cops or i could take this i mean it's le monk you're going to turn into le monkey how could i not choose le monk i have an idea if i just oh that was dirty that was so dirty great idea you got all these fancy hey what did it work it didn't work it didn't work no my evil plan oh and i'm stuck oh wow oh no i like that the one time it was supposed to work it didn't the one time i needed it whoa oh you're a brawler my dude king midas homing parasite friendly bullets punching bullets punch through shields homing homing are you ready to get destroyed no no i'm not it's fine i got a little bit of damage off that can i just let's think it through blitz i'm so slow oh i somehow managed to survive you got back to me no way no way this is so wrong attract figured out how to use it what is this while reloading game movement speed block cooldown that's kind of nice fire hydrant you always fire your entire clip in one purse wait what you always shoot one time work with you i don't want to know i want this one that works it's just basic science it is okay science sucks i hate it no do you block that i did oh i see that makes sense this is see i have to bait out the block now now it's a game of chess or you can this is fine this is fine it's not fine let's hang on to these things oh see i don't like getting close to you that's illegal why you are so let's let's fast about it this works thank you back to fully oh [Music] hey blitz what are you doing hey girl oh no way okay super glue retreat life stealer when your opponent is near he likes getting close to me increase movement speed longer you go without blocking target yep time for you to get wrecked your target and then switch all right i don't want to do this anymore i don't know what happened that was an absolute just laser beam stop it blitz we can think quit life stealing from me am i alive no i don't i think you died oh that is so much fun use the boxes use the boxes use the boxes oh nothing oh do you see my laser though what's the defense of that that is wait what increases each time it appears without being taken taken oh no i mean we haven't seen it we only have a couple rounds left i know i'll leave it be increased damage more reload time oh no no no no no no it seems fun oh no no no no no no no no no that was so good that was so good oh i took your sugar glue oh no i don't have my birth bullet anymore though let's wait i don't know what's happening yes i won i lost my burst please have mercy oh but now i have like a lot of bullets this works wait oh you just absolutely destroyed me this is fine oh my gosh your bouncing homing bullets are so scary this is fine can i see what i did again the little outmaneuvering quick reflexes automatically block bullets hmm what it feels like it would be good or another yetis actually decay i'll finally take it balls why this one's cheating and that's why i chose it i don't even care if i get shot hi blades hi oh wow wow what caused that i don't know oh no no no it was the uh yeah that sugar glaze yep let's we can talk about this we can think it through i don't know what we need to think through my dudes have a lovely conversation about the weather some of the weather uh uh uh no no no no no no no no no got it there we go oh my oh my oh my i'm still in it uh omega more life oh oh girl do you know what my name is oh no not the sly steel we're just gonna be two unstoppable forces quit you can't tell me what to do you have my real dad it's true i didn't think that was gonna be able to one shot you i'm hiding i just feel like that doesn't work anymore you don't even know where i am anymore are you not right there no this is oh that that wasn't supposed to ha surprise but what huh uh okay i haven't oh good wait there's the final one drum magazine yay more bullets i gave you 14 bullets [Laughter] no you don't need that many look at your bullet count ow it's fine this is okay what if we have a conversation we don't need conversation bullets at me it's hard to tell if i'm taking damage from all your bullets i think i am yep that was suddenly a lot of my health just lost i need to kill you right now it's tied up my dude it was so close switch is that i think i have four seconds to get to you that was a lot of damage done to me let's blitz what it's the final moment i don't even know how i did that that was awesome machine gun these are fun i like these yeah please play dude no thanks for having me bye bye i'd also like to thank all of the channel members and patreon supporters especially sacks joe b obi john kenobi fury arrow dave rules 2.0 junk boy 76 skunk chest link hue at 46 magma games 22 so it's you the accordion lnh apollo bunny auto dave ben dicky j teddy hippiest des bee eagle arc max sir spencer t whip it good baron fox sarnoff deegan jason m um

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Length: 18min 30sec (1110 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 25 2022