Denis Leary - Mugshots.avi

you want to see a picture of two guys who I think probably don't remember what they were saying about 15 minutes ago here you go oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah these are the two most valuable trading cards in the [ __ ] up Hall of Fame ladies and gentlemen if they had a [ __ ] up Hall of Fame and they were going to put statues out in front these would be the two statues that you would say these guys are not [ __ ] around they went [ __ ] deep on these particular nights two of my favorite celebrities of all time Nick Nolte I like to say Nolte I like to pronounce a little accent on the last one terrific actor and of course the Godfather a soul James Brown now I don't know if you remember this particular arrest coming James Brown this is 1989 this is a fantastic one James Brown is smoking PCP all day remember PCP angel dust that they had to get rid of it they turned the crack they got PCP and they turned it into crack because it was a little bit easier to handle PCP angels us was a horse tranquilizer you had hallucinations while you were smoking it you can actually believe you're a [ __ ] horse while you were doing PCP you'd be walking around all fours in your house homes what are you sitting on the rug for I'm a horse I'm the Godfather of horses come on get him on back now come over I mean I feel good blood smoked PCP all day got in this pickup truck with a shotgun the police chased them for six hours from South Carolina into Georgia in Georgia they shout out all four tires on the rims he drove all the way back in the South Carolina this is a celebrity [ __ ] arrest ladies and gentlemen this is no Perez Hilton [ __ ] [ __ ] this is the real deal on PCP by the way when they arrest them when they got him out of the truck you know they found seven grams of PCP still in one of his pockets though his excuse was high that's a dental implant surgery how many when you go to the dentist that's what you say you know forget the gas just give me the PCP I'm going PCP I want to actually believe I'm a crocodile while I'm in the chair and you're working on my teeth is that possible you know how hard it is to drive a pickup truck at 120 miles an hour with no tires while you're shooting at the police with a shotgun and you think you're a horse it's pretty [ __ ] hard I'm pretty sure not certain but I think it's pretty hard you're probably tempted to pull over and eat some grass you're not I mean it's crazy you get out and ask how fast do you think ever going huh meanwhile he did it all with this crazy [ __ ] Indian blanket ah I swear to God if you go on the internet on the arrest report the cops described this as an Indian blanket he was driving around for six hours with a [ __ ] Indian blanket on that that the Indians probably gave it to him chief races with pickup we loved him honorary chief [ __ ] Dances with Wolves we weren't races with pickup but at least to his credit he take a good look at him he knows he's getting his mug shot taken I mean he still looks like he's still talking like he hasn't shut up the whole time was he taking the picture now James I don't know my mama Godfather's over but he knows he's getting his mug shot taken nick nolte not so much he's not even really framing the right way he's like still moving like he thinks he's on the set of one of his movies or some [ __ ] you know I mean I'm ready to shoot now where's Barbra Streisand let's go let's get this [ __ ] thing going pretty tired that's me let's go let's roll it up now well I guess just like cops what is this 48 hours part 6 what's going on where's Eddie yet what's going on I call I'm ready hey come on Nick Nolte or Gary Busey what's going on Wilma Nick we're gonna take the mugshot now you you want to fix your hair what hair just ain't my hair these are ideas coming out of my head he's a thot strands they're coming out of my butt it's [ __ ] up as these two guys are here is the all-time greatest mug shot celebrity wives in my opinion Amy Winehouse ladies and gentlemen she's so [ __ ] up she's out of focus all right that's not the camera that's her they tried three different cameras together and focused on them sir she's still out-of-focus I don't know what the [ __ ] going on why am i under arrest cuz you're out of focus it's a new law you have to be in focus to walk around amongst the other people and she's got like burn marks up on her forehead and she's got one burn mark in her eye socket like she was using herself as her own ashtray or something you know I mean anis this isn't a London pub this night when she was busted and you know as [ __ ] up as she was that night there was at least one guy in that bar who wanted to have sex with her there had to be some guy was gone oh I'm gonna [ __ ] Amy Winehouse now Bob she's blurry I don't care she's famous I don't care if my penis comes out of there blurry I'm going in and the last celebrity mug shot take a look at this one you know every time I show that picture I get the same response you all did that you oh and I don't understand why I think it's because we all still love Elvis and so when I show this yeah right I show this you feel bad that always got arrested I Got News for you Elvis was never [ __ ] arrested Elvis did this himself Elvis was so [ __ ] high one night he called up the [ __ ] police in Ohio as I'm coming down I won't get my hooks are taking in my mug shot I've never had it done read get the boys I'm gonna go down and get my mugshot taken he got all dressed up he's got his TCP taking care of business glasses he's got the medallions on the high collar and everything looks pretty [ __ ] good he's a little you can see a little [ __ ] up you know why I was didn't drink you know you know that right he didn't drink alcohol nobody drank formula 44 D I love him it makes me love him more formula 44 D when he wanted to get really high he drink like four bottles think about that she's doing shots of cough medicine that's right guy never had a [ __ ] cold long as I work for him I almost invented the addiction to prescription medicine that's going on in this country think about it and of his life fat bloated addicted to the thousands and thousand different pills really [ __ ] up right that's what we're all turning into big fat gassy bloated [ __ ] people addicted to prescription drugs it's out of control now listen I'm just like you when I get sick I want to take medicine you know what I take nyquil for everything I don't care if it's a cold or a car for cancer I take nyquil I love Mykel I've been singing its praises for 20 [ __ ] years you know why you pop the shot glass up and drink it straight out of the bottle medical moonshine ladies and gentlemen three minutes lady or fast to [ __ ] sleep buy a prostate cancer last night and now it's gone new cancer coil I loved it when I loved the warning the main warning the side effect on the side of the bottle of a nickel may cause drowsiness that's not a side effect that's a [ __ ] promise ladies and gentlemen

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Length: 9min 0sec (540 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 13 2011