Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn: Leary vs. Giraldo

okay North Korea North Korea some people think it's funny but Dennis what do you think should we go in there now they're starting with us what should we do that's going let's go in let's get the where's the Greek yeah yeah yeah he's like the biggest customer Karachi a has on the planet I think they ship like someone is saying like a million bottle stand with the black time they come to a batch on a yearly basis a senator let's go over and get drunk kicked off let them come back and then next why don't we just poison the Courvoisier save us the trip okay that's a good point but experience isn't it French then I got a poisonous now why do we poison all the French okay and then forging the kabocha yeah and you killed two important good why I appointed a French okay Jerry Lewis and that blaming on the Germans yeah we have to go in and get him he's like a big bully it's like trying to talk peace with the big bully it's like if a voice does I'm gonna kick your ass me like I understand how you feel no a big bully like three and a half feet tall that's the problem Thank You tea down please if I go with I with a little stupid Roy Orbison glasses and you know do you know how short you have to be to have a Napoleon complex in North Korea I think the cravat see a thing is part of it but also the fact that he's got nuclear weapons pointed at the United States okay you know what I love by the way between him and Saddam Hussein these guys are all bitching and moaning about and all the all over the globe but how much we suck America you know yeah I go to Saddam's house in the sunsets where they find me they found was it another white beer they found but George perhaps blue-ribbon us I mean if there's a switch yes it was [ __ ] I knew was a treasure consumed by Americans he is the godfather Dom I need torches people while listening to my son itemizes women well listen to phrasing oh really you said that is watching torture tapes of his victims were distance underwear in a big 10-gallon cowboy hat yeah hey listen to Frank Sinatra that's a little eerie the more we talk about this kind stuff I'm starting to like the guy when a black girl what if we're gonna find it let's have one big last party with them okay you know what about what my point is really of us about assassination doesn't anymore you want that anymore yeah well you have a hypocritical talkie there were a lot of Italian guys out of work that's right we're very good at this that's true I'm sure that we do it for a reasonable price and they could come back we could have a feast and like they did in the soap you know this is a great story that nobody ever made a movie of yes maybe I'll sell the treatment to apostle okay I put it here two Italians in there yeah it's uh a guy that might be FBI said that mafia hitman down when the three civil rights workers were missing yet to intimidate a Klan guy and he beat the balls off them and that's how they found out where they were buried the ball yeah using expression you know what I think that's a great story is it a great it is a great story bald spot of the back yeah well maybe there's a non-violent way to solve the whole North Korea thing good thinking yeah Athens not good there might be they're asking for for what there's a non-violent way to solve a problem with the country that we hate that hates us it's got weapons point of us I don't think so no you're right like Russia for example I think Russian war there there are things that there are things that I know there are approaches you have to be strong about it but there are approaches there economic benefits that we're giving them in order for them to stop developing their weapons I mean I heard recently they agreed to stop stop building nukes if American women agree to get their nails done at least twice a week it's something I rather good boys this guy right so many jokes before the show it's not even funny it's unbelievable he's got a he's got a pocket full of you don't want to put that said I'm not good I'm just saying it was right there that's kind of what we do here Dennis be a comedy right oh boy I'm not coming back you're the guy in school it did all the homework and then asked if there was any more that needed to be done that's that's a good point and if you would try a little comedy writing maybe your show and still be on the air they tell me all the time she said the sanitation guys what they say about Dennis's sharafat they said that Dennis the show should have never been taken off the air because it was the only you know sign about real guy Dennis the show did you ever have a show I realize the two years this is a microcosm of what will never end I'm telling you but it's a it's a microcosm yes tell me I'm really good right now section over again yeah I'm really well we'll cut out whatever you want how's that yeah do the other one again I think I'm calling me on every joke and I'm not gonna hit back why would you let us fight now somebody kid I like to show that you're fitted with a good show a funny show the bottom line is this and the good thing is Lenny likes to break up fights - he's good at this you'll see me happy for a photo Ian it'll get ugly yeah via the bottom one is this folks that's gonna be the egg segment I guess you might want to tune back and see you know the little malt on people's faces or you know the little hint of the scuffle it was broken up maybe my shirt will be ripped here you know maybe I have a little makeup smudge there you never know but this is a this is as ugly as is gotten and it definitely gets ugly on this show so we'll talk to you later bye

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Views: 1,600,204

Keywords: Tough Crowd, Colin Quinn, Opie & Anthony, Comedy, Sue Costello, Dennis Leary

Id: ymltNm4p2VY

Length: 6min 1sec (361 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 22 2010

Reddit Comments

[u/My_PAL_is_DOG]

For those wondering, he really was that smart. Giraldo went to Harvard law where he got in with a near perfect LSAT. Seriously smart guy... sad that he's gone. :(

[u/[deleted]]

Leary says of Giraldo, "You're the guy in class who did all of the homework and then asked if there was anymore that needed to be done."

Leary is the kid in class who does half of the reading but has all of the opinions on it.

[u/PygmyMarmoset]

Here is Leary owning up to getting crushed by Giraldo and saying that he looked like a douche: http://www.cc.com/video-clips/omkhqm/stand-up-greg-giraldo--uncensored---giraldo-tribute---we-re-at-war

[u/YouOldHorseThief]

He was an absolutely brilliant standup, and he was only getting better. Super fast, super smart, super funny. This was his final special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UoQltfNvwM

He was also probably the best performer at any of those Central Roasts. Here's the proof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBHsyyB-GO8

[u/Princepurple1]

Leary seems pretty easily wounded for a comedian.

[u/dpow90]

Tough crowd was amazing, too bad comedy central won't release the recordings on DVD or online

[u/LAX2PDX2LAX]

I had almost forgotten about that big Russian war. #neverforget

[u/Dlanemusic]

Leary just seems like such an asshole.

Edit* wow my top comment is about Denis Leary. How fucking sad.

[u/Sugreev2001]

Leary looked so damn pissed. He decimated that chewing gum on a molecular level.