DBZA Series 5 (Episodes 52 - 59 + "Cell Vs")

the following is a fan-based parody Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT are all owned by Funimation toh animation Fuji TV and Akira Toriyama please support the official release already Gohan I hope you got plenty of sleep cuz today we're gonna do some special training this is going to be utterly terrifying or completely silly isn't it there is no in-between with you we're just gonna focus on a little bit of basic combat training that piccolo told me you have been struggling with no he line today I'm gonna teach you how to dodge I really don't think you know this is gonna be a Super Saiyan blast as they non-super saying you have no option but to dodge it Baili need to miss it because if you don't dodge this you'll almost certainly probably definitely die [Music] you pepper no nobody is here to save me this time see me like always I can't run from this I can't dodge this everybody can't dodge [Music] [Applause] welllook hits you and for a moment there I thought you're actually gonna does good thing that was only half strength or time it's pretty intense my first time was with freezing and boy with that rough [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so a volunteer are you okay do you need a Senzu bean you're right that is a stupid question hey hello so are we cool you aged my family hey don't lose your head okay well my family to say I broke the Baldwin's neck Bravo I hope you're not too proud of yourself Oh Prince I am proud not a fat no but if you it takes a big man not necessarily a tall one to do what you did sticking to your guns and just throwing everyone's lives away and for that I tip my huh what is that on my head would you call it a crown sixteen would you call this a crown I hate you we'll call it a crown good sense it worked you know it's too bad you don't have a say in biology at this one you'd probably be unstoppable I know right also but you just gonna die what how do you krunk's do you have any idea how many times I've been hit by someone stronger than me since I became an adult how would I know that every time barring your mother and chichi literally every time and and I know when someone's holding back trunks okay I can explain it I don't think you can all right perfect Sal love the ring to that I'm going to enjoy wearing and the knuckles on these gloves okay I know that wasn't supposed to sound sexual but now if you don't mind it's time to turn your little coming-out party into a funeral and time's up Prince well there's absolutely nothing I'd rather do than stand here and listen to you bluster at me til the heat death of the universe I literally have a million better things to do so here's the deal I want you to hit me as hard as you can oh is that right all done you might have misheard me not half as hard not some arbitrary percentage I want you to hit me as hard as you can and if I don't play along well and I guess your father was right about you consider that nerve touched Wow because prints like a soon-to-be broken man once said you're either perfect or you're not me okay you've been holding back this entire time okay you're right when I was training in the time chamber I found a way to surpass my father but he doesn't know and if he found out then he'd be mad at you listen I like the guy but this default emotion is angry it's more than anger its bride it would shatter him and because of that 8/8 have to die what does it matter that was your plan the entire oh [ __ ] wait where is my father see Prince that's what you get for not listening but since I know you have trouble following directions I'm gonna give you one last chance you me hard as you can all we clear crystal maybe you should tell him before he does something completely reckless there is literally nothing left that he could do to make this situation worse save blowing up the planet he is going to blow up the planet but I live here [Music] oh that's much better I could actually feel that disappointment go ahead flip that coin stage here I know oh how cute evening oh [ __ ] [Music] oh cool you missed the planet thank God he's not completely insane completely being the operative word hot enough for you it actually did something see everything worked out I mean he's not dead but it's a start [Laughter] as your face oh holy [ __ ] you know it might sound weird but I kind of like to do it all better well I'll just have to break it in while John please pets this ever work don't need answer that ok trunks arrived excuses now he's gonna kill your dad you don't know that [ __ ] just knock him unconscious and then I'll we don't bracket balls trucks some advice grills for the future next time why don't you remember your place like the rest of them and wait for Goku [Applause] [Music] heyo I win perfect [Music] here comes a new challenger I think cuz it is yummy this is me now I might have gotten a little ahead of myself and already finished but I made sure to save you this so cook her up son hmm yeah sure it meat no seasoning just tell grandpa you soon go on what did I tell you about controlling your power level I'm sorry dad well I'm just not used to my new strength yet no excuses Gohan you have to eat and just because the fridge magically restocks doesn't mean we can waste valuable food Oh dad I think your hair is on fire don't change the subject Gohan who's cooking pork quick if you enjoyed this episode please like and subscribe and if you want to see other different check out their Channel and check out CFS plays naruto shippuden ultimate ninja storm 4 guns of Icarus where GFS and the super best friends philip against normal boots included to donate their support to make a shed commercial as you know I'm kind of a voice thank goodness fire bong is a fan-based parody Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT are all owned by Funimation Toei animation Fuji TV and Akira Toriyama please support the official release boy I'm glad you're a Super Saiyan now I've needed a good training partner I don't know trunks very well but she is always so busy angry [Applause] I'm not gonna lie sometimes and if she doesn't like me I mean who wouldn't like me maybe you're just too good nah I just Goku and speaking of Goku well guess we don't know what climate is anymore huh don't break Popo so roller pose training [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] the lungs on that boy and there's the twist not to be a broken record but right so uh no worries your uh house gonna say husband but well I was gonna say boyfriend but your baby daddy is still breathing yeah barely well that's a relief on the other hand trunks is about to fight cell what's but it's just a baby oh right the future one but he's just a baby okay you're done yeah yeah I'm so sorry about that hey man it's fine my power was rising I couldn't control it oh it's good go kill him definitely didn't do that because you spare the Android or anything whoa obviously right you know if I had a launch I'd be looking at my wrist really condescendingly right now trilling take this give it to my father you sure you won't need it no this battle was over before it began also accurate drugs Senzu beans he'll physical damage only therapy will aid emotional trauma oh please there's not a shrink qualified enough to deal with that hot mess and speaking of shrink here it comes Krillin go kiss the princess boobs of the big boys need to talk fine whatever leave you to it say you buy Vegeta I'm going to make you pay and blood for what you did to him oh don't lie boy scout that must have been catharsis by proxy he's gonna be waking up for the next 5 years in a cold sweat remembering today I'm not a psychopath kind of like you like me does Gohan know by the way does he know what that you let him die I'm going to power up now I'd be disappointed if you didn't that's trunks yeah pretty astonishing isn't it it's infuriating why because the gap keeps widening because he could have a killed Android 18 be killed sell or see killed Vegeta wife a cheetah because I deserve something today that's right keep it coming boy I was a real fight this time don't you worry hot so you just how much stronger I am and my father your father oh no I'm sorry I wasn't being specific I'm referring to the last time we met of course you wouldn't remember because you weren't there I mean you were get to that point all right kiddo tell me what do you know about time travel less than I should well how do you suppose I got you well my time machine obviously yah-ha and how do you think I got sent time machine I don't want to answer that here's the thing multiverse theories a [ __ ] fact is you or at least another you traveled to the past save the world came back to your future and finally defeated the androids congratulations son you won but wait then when you know you decided to celebrate head back to the past king our hair ruffled and finally get that thumbs up from daddy dearest but you made one fatal mistake you took away what was goodbye unfortunately I couldn't fit in your time machine so I had to revert to my larval state me the trip with you before you showed up burrowed underground for four years has cooked well the rest is history then you're here because of you but please don't beat yourself up you're just a child playing hero complete with spandex yeah you are just another mistake that I have to correct [Music] I'm impressed behind all that angst and ridiculous hair there's a real fighter and behind all that inseparable smarm is a dead man trunks you couldn't fathom the amount of dead men behind me no unreasonably Osberg [Music] that might not have done a lot of damage but damn did it feel good Oh Oh am i sensing an iota of pride yes the apple doesn't fall far if you shake the tree hard enough dark isn't going to save you while I'm taking you apart if you haven't noticed I've literally got you against the wall and don't think I don't appreciate the effort by a wide margin you're packing more of a wallop than daddy ever did however you will never ever defeat me with that form but why it's so strong oh yeah it more power it can't be beat but the amount of concentrated energy cause an extreme expansion and mass the body can't compensate and while you'll see a 50% power increase you'll see a 75% decrease in speed and mobility you'd never hit your opponent did you what just what sorry was thinking about fighting I'm not sure what just happened silly Gohan in a layman's terms you can't hit me then why do you call the last five minutes pity drugs do not worry he's just playing you derecha he's been playing you how because you're green wait you mean no not likely you idiot as in your novice and amateur you're surrounded by fighters who will see more action in a week than you've seen in your entire life Eric you're right Goku and defeated an entire armies helpful demons and send a rabbit to the moon did did you make that last one huh and the worst part of it is that form isn't even new watch see anyone can do it that's a terrible impression why are you still here for God's sake I bet even your father can do it he's just not stupid enough to try and as we've seen today that threshold is vast now how about you come on down stop using that useless and quit wasting everyone's time geez I can't tell which is more shattered your father's body or your spirit just get it over with and kill me already whoa and spirit it is seriously buck a way to bring down the mood oh just a game to you a game hardly if this were a game I'd be having fun or killing Goku now that sounds like a good time that still doesn't make us friends I cried sixteen fine go ahead fight Goku but when he wins and when you die nobody is going to remember you huh all right change of plans turn that frown upside down Boy Scout you're not dying today what not why careful Junior don't want that gift horse to bite you you've just given me an idea zou what would I accomplish killing you here no the whole world needs to see what it's created Oh what the hell are you planning ow my revolution don't take care of your daddy and make sure to check the news [Music] what channel [Music] well time to see how well sensor beans do with a broken spine what happened yeah blacked out a little bit but I'm still alive he must have realized his mistake and run away dude Manas just me I I don't get it I trained so hot I reached a new level and yeah trust me man I get you I mean my necks still stiff from earlier I mean if I had a dime for every time I had my ass kicked I might not be in crippling debt I've gotten a beat-down like that man I would have hung up my gloves my blue spandex my ridiculously pointy hair [Laughter] you're a dime for that the following is a non-profit fan-based parody Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT are all owned by Funimation Toei animation Fuji TV and Akira Toriyama please support the official release [Music] mom what are you doing here but I'm sorry cochon she overpowered me don't fall behind order vector calculus you'll have the money to pay people for that mom I'm trying to help save the world hear what world is there and you have no idea how to prove or disprove the Riemann hypothesis the same one we live in now I guess if you wanted to squander their potential and disappoint everyone you should just become a politician where's your father yeah where is he yes Goku there's something you should know why are you tripping Gohan a nightmare a terrible nightmare Oh was it the one where your mom and piccolo come in then so shows up and kills them suddenly he has my face and it's all like wow yes it's all good I've been having that one for a week I think we've been in here too long maybe just a little [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so a development cells gone wait so trunks one no he split as in grabbed his metaphorical [ __ ] and flew off after killing trunks no Vegeta nobody's dead yet I think he just got bored and left so we won then Oh oh my god oh jeez he's taking it pretty rough it's pathetic find some honor and defeat for God's sake you must be great from that glass house of yours got him hi I'm sorry I did my best but he just toyed with me I couldn't do anything and in the end I wasn't even important enough to kill doesn't I mean sucks to be you yeah that was it again guys come on it's just me Krillin everyone's friend I would like more friends huh I seem to have misplaced mine when sell oh you've got to be kidding me I would never be friends with you I was not speaking to you I was speaking to the dark well quack quack big guy any friend of 18 is a friend of mine let's get you all patched up you are the luckiest duck together we shall be the bird and the B the B stands for robot yes what am I watching I don't know but I hate it well hopefully he doesn't try and screw this one huh no Robo [Music] [Music] ah yes the perfect place for myself son of an emerald horse star hello milf Oh veggie call me kill ya culture is so confusing from the future leave the swing for the park Louie no we're bull mad we got an Android in desperate need of repair huh why come to the Akon when you have the mighty oak I taught ball my everything she knows except the dangers of miscegenation apparently heck if you're volunteering to help we won't say no just try to keep the houseguest to a minimum we just got rid of y'all sure Robi and we barely have enough food to accommodate anyone else alrighty I'm going to hook your eternal OS up to my system there may be some involuntary oil release that's natural how long has what been running [Music] and then he just flew off now we don't know where he is or what he's planning well plus side you're alive oh thanks for the consolation I don't knock it sometimes you're made so lucky wait a second have all five of you died oh yeah Jojo and I twice first rose basically just Piccolo's dad being a dick yep second time I blew myself up trying to kill Vegeta's dumbass friend now he's out there making movies or some [ __ ] oh wait so how did Yamcha die duh oh yes go ahead tell us how you died I'll fact check on my feet like a man well you're half right if you're finished picking on you I'm Jim never we've got bigger fish to fry cells out there we have no idea what insidious plot he's brewing all these squares make a circle I just no no it's fine it's fine it doesn't bother me it doesn't bother me it bothers me it bothers me a lot red that one's still green thanks to the schematics Bowler brought me I should be able to repair you however after rooting around at your system for a bit I've discovered that you're missing an extensive portion of data unfortunately corrosive it was destroyed with this lab so I am my own Android I will live my life accordingly vaults and all I could always give you a sick Gatling gun appreciated but unnecessary what is that creature on your shoulder oh this is my pussycat may I touch your [ __ ] hello pussycat it is licking me now should I lick the [ __ ] absolutely not but chichi if and when we have to fight sell again we're going to need Gohan what you need is to get it through your heads I told Goku he could train with Gohan I never said anything about letting him fight you cannot keep him out of this he's a fighter he's 10 and he's the third strongest fighter I know who's the fourth I'm a spider tune you know how do you think I landed the strongest man on the planet arguably do not make me come over there I will rip your world a [ __ ] sunder mm-hmm look I might be books in and books out but that's because I want something better for my son instead of surviving off prize money and welfare now I know that I can't stop him but if he fights and gets hurt or god forbid dies and any of you could have stopped it there's no dragon in this universe that will save you from me don't make me come over there it is complete perfectly square of fine marble white and a fall 24 by 20 let it go cell you have [ __ ] to do come on you killed for less that's not untrue so nothing I might a good old veg SAS but do we need everyone for this you guys can go ahead and take off don't stick around and watch yourself it's been kind of neat to watch old TV shows I take that the country music channel earlier did you know that country is actually awful well then if it's all the same to you I'm gonna hit the gym make sure I'm ready for a sell comes back how can I join you we'll make a day out of it get some Froyo after it is my cheat day oh that sounds like fun mind if I join maybe we can see a movie - sounds awesome I've been waiting for you're being sarcastic aren't you careful it's learning you know if you're gonna skulk around you could at least try to not be a total dick about it oh you're right allow me to try again ahem hello earthling how's that gaping chest wound just fine how's your spine I'm giving you a five-minute head start thank you I'm going to need it you're very fast no big baby well but genius right over there oh thank god you okay sweetie I heard about everything do you need a snack maybe a juice box mom I'm 18 oh right um stiff drink mom still 18 you know there is actual porn on the internet right Pig you got to be able to appreciate the classics it's what separates the perfect from the connoisseurs [Music] [Applause] so true fine whatever the following contains violence course language in adult situations not suitable for minors viewer discretion is advised ladies gentlemen boys and girls and that Technicolor rainbow in between I am Sam you may remember me from the following cities because you are now part of my biomass as I absorbed you that's not what I'm here to talk about today today I'm making an announcement please be leaving the planet forever please believing the planet forever please believing the planet forever I am leaving the planet forever after I blow it up unless one of your planets champions can best me in one-on-one combat so Goku then shut up I am officially hosting a once in your lifetime event uh bit these fell games be part of the conversation on Twitter hashtag soul games and he's already trending and much like Vegeta's mother I will accept all comers how dare why'd you take off your shirt the location of this model this event is 28k s point five if you don't know where that is blame the cartographers off of those not participating time to connect with loved ones get your affairs in order or maybe just kill your boss get a purge going live a little because in one week's time well to give you an idea so keep that in mind and I'll see you next Sunday also feel free to pray to your God but spoilers I won't be listening Oh see what I said one week I'm using it [Music] [Applause] hello oh yeah I saw it I've already got my promo team on it well how do you own a plane tomorrow you just do some push-ups sit-ups and Paul plenty of buses yeah the following is a fan-based parody Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT are all owned by Funimation toe animation Fuji TV and Akira Toriyama please support the official release over the last 13 hours more than two dozen evacuation orders have been issued the world has never seen terror as real as it has today you're kidding me Yeah right dinosaurs are still a thing it's on how we never talk about it at least not since we drove them out of the cities I'm talking about terror never seen my ass my dad released every murderer out onto the streets and overthrew the world government oh right and the king of the world is a blue Karen Tara fear it's [ __ ] I think it's pretty progressive oh look at the poor namekian lost and forgotten - time we turned an entire city into a glass floor oh look at the poor saying lost and forgotten - time watch it namekian unless you want to go right now and I think we both know how our last fight went and I think we don't because we've never fought I wait really but then how did you your dumbass friend right Wow we've never actually fought that's so weird isn't that weird black man yeah almost as weirdest what's gonna happen if you call me that again what is he all right now Gohan get out there try not to brag about what that's it son don't let slip just how much stronger we are otherwise Vegeta will be all oh but my bride girl I wish I were a carrot that's not in a pickle will probably just growl and Rumble really it's too bad were out in the Meccans for him to absorb that he'd be as strong as fatima speaking of did you know they've never fought crazy right oh hey guys what'd I miss my pride huh I tell ya he's like a C in saying [Music] [Applause] Oh was there enough food in there did you get stronger hmm stronger than cell I'm not the thing tonight are you stronger than self I'm gonna need my threads first yo mr. P hit me up [ __ ] you're lucky you're endearing King another reason I want to kill son Goku he is so orange it's like come on there are other colors am i right so we'll have to machine the skull ourselves another reason to kill some Goku you ask a stupid face have you seen it yep that's a face even a mother could kill now luckily dad has enough synthetic skin to patch that area another reason to kill some girl Krrish hey so how about we talk about something else very well what is your favorite type of bird oh um penguins yeah ah good ol orange really brings out my stupid face I have them washed for you oh man now they don't have that Goku smell it go on we'll have your mom make you a new game let me get home you're probably too big for your old one now I got it covered uh mr. piccolo could you uh what you want me to make you a key like your dad's actually I was hoping I could get one like Euler's oh did our heart just skip a beat that he's precious oh yeah sure I guess clothes Wow no books on you I mean if you don't like orange quick rundown doors are gonna be a little difficult at first I suggest a 45-degree angle also crowds but I don't really deal with them look I don't mean to be that guy oh that's accidental but there's a green cyborg elephant in the room Goku are you or are you not stronger than cell good question I'll go check I'm sorry go check what look I understand that you sponsor all forms of sporting events but just so we're clear you do realize that everyone dies if I weed right yes yeah I guess it is a win-win for you isn't it all right then it's officially the Cell Games presented by heat app I kill for a heat head Oh fix this no actually it's Goku need to put a bell on you huh nothing sorry I just wasn't expecting you for another week must look a mess I just got done finishing the ring patching a hole speaking of which what do you think of our glorious battleground all right I'm a small in it I prefer intimate well I'm not intimidated either oh but you should be because in it we shall decide the fate of not only this boring blue ball of dirt and water but the entire galaxy so you best bring your a-game son Goku because the stakes have never been higher before you say it the price isn't actually stake I wasn't thinking that yes you were what is the price you monster living also a lifetime supply of heat app you know they say lifetime but they never consider the Dragon Balls hey lis I just came to measure you well and I gotta say nice baby you know it I've seen all I need now I love to go and have a high-fiber dinner scene a week it's a date yeah I know that's how day's work I'm gonna miss him when he's dead silly androids took my eye yeah you lost it saving my life well did it at least look cool oh man it was the coolest you were always the first to jump in a battle and you never back down can you saved my life so many times I died didn't I brutally well okay yeah he's pretty strong also really handsome like why didn't I leave you warned me he would be so handsome what is he stronger than you if he's as strong as he is handsome than Allah oh boy I'm gonna never cheat on chichi blood dad so handsome well then if it's all the same to you I'm gonna take my turn inside the chamber hey maybe after you're done you and G's can finally have a go go easy on him best buddy you know I was stronger than you yesterday yeah but that was a year ago you've all grown like go on just look at him Oh super san about that you've been Super Saiyan since you came out what's up with that well after extended exposure and focus our body's acclimated to the elevated state we can sustain it without literally any loss in stamina what huh huh also we kind of forgot how to turn it up truthfully it's very concerning yeah for itself and also doors what did you do see what the Cell Games yeah that's full of stoked bastard now I'm angry and thirsty boy we're going back in the chamber and fixing this immediately yeah piccolo just went in water then what the hell am I supposed to do for 24 hours hang out with you two idiots fine you're literal humanity disgusts me anyway guess it's just you and me now black man see I told you what happened was never a medal of if only when crazy so you're both like a year older now huh yeah huh which means he's teen gohan now actually I'm 11 so that means I'm if that means you need a birthday party gonna be super saiyan themed with little spiky pieces of yellow frosting amazing GG super same cake me Goku yeah did you take our son into a magical reality outside of space-time for an entire year bleach his hair without my consent and suddenly come back home demanding birthday cake if it makes you feel any better it's not bleach it doesn't why are you upset no because I know how you're going to pay me back mom what do you mean how'd you take going out for a few hours no one we're going to call my house wait what does she mean guys he said one week and I'm using it what are you seriously you can materialize clothing from your very being you wouldn't have to spend anything on supplies manufacturing I am focusing on training you should be focusing on what you're going to do episodes defeated what would we even call this hypothetical clothing line of ours big green threads we might need to workshop that I think it has a perfect ring to it yeah well you're picking great you have a bias wait are we hallucinating how long have we been in here three days I'm out I call dibs the following is up and based Kennedy back and ball Dragon Ball Z and uh Dragon Ball GT all the nomination Chloe Animation Fuji TV and uh Akira Toriyama please support the official release man it feels like year says you and I just went fishing and chilled out and of all times right before a tournament to decide the fate of the world where does stuff works out am i right nobody knows villain huh nobody knows the weight on my shoulders I feel it every day before I go to bed when I wake up in the morning sometimes I wonder can we do this wow I had no idea that sell stuff was getting to you so badly sell stuff I'm talking about Chi Chi Chi Chi she's been non-stop ever since I got out of the chamber in a now day in and day out she'll send go home for groceries five counties over in the middle of the day just to get him out of the house you know you can say no right well duh but it's a challenge Crillon and I never backed down from a challenge also it feels really good have you ever tried it like with a real person hey dad mom sent me to tell you to come home she also told me to pick up a lot of peanut buddy villain look if you're asking me to tag in I'm willing but no that's more fishable I'm gone never work ya know it but if you had a wig [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] wait martial arts champion did we miss the tournament yeah there's one last month we were busy training for the androids but either of you can prize money mr. Satan gave everyone a week to prepare for your little tournaments it's so you could spend the last seven days on earth so know what's going on with his name or okay yeah I know guys I need help with my hot asian wife who told you you guys don't tell her I'm here this is [ __ ] man it's a suicide dude pull your balls out of your purse and do your job okay that's sexist as hell yeah it's sexist and do you know what's standing out there Oh Pulitzer no get it Wow mr. south oh please now don't be so formal call me perfect so uh okay perfect so mr. perfect set mr. perfect cell can you tell the audience where you are and who you came from I mean no actually an apt choice of words as for the wear this is the Immaculate sale games arena as for who well let me weave you the tale of my origin though I must preface that it does drag on in places so I'll try to minimize the filler our story begins as many stories often do with a young girl shooting a little boy in the face okay buddy you look exhausted uh-huh I didn't get a wink last night she keeps trying to break my record of nine times though for 10 she else go for 10 I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown well you know what they say the same gets stronger every time he comes back from the brink of death well where is she now she's looking for something in the other room come on I know we had another bottle of it somewhere around here we use canola oil by him he ghosts the watch just go strategically withdraw no can do she said she needs all of it I meant just disappear for a little bit to recharge your batteries well it is strategy but we can't use the back door Jiki says I'll not allow to anymore you should talk to him what why would I because you could both use more friends I am terrible at small talk and you're never going to get better unless you try now go on so do you hate your dad Wow you were not wrong see you know I wouldn't say I hate him I guess I'm mostly just disappointed he's the single most frustrating man I've ever met yeah but you know dad's right Goku killed mine oh she's so sorry I Oh perfect he's just as bad as you are please tell me nobody here wants a piece of me yeah well when dad's out of the chamber he'll probably want to swing at you I knew it why did you bring us both along because of your mother to question you you talk yeah I would oh I don't want to talk about it yeah probably not gonna bother going in myself at this point either you guys can beat salary you can see no use risking my life without the reset button on hand wow I didn't even thought about that we live in a world without Dragon Balls now oh yeah that sounds terrible I'm so sorry it's alright we'll manage I can't be mad at you I don't get it why can't you just make us some new Dragon Balls piccolo because Goku I'm from the warrior clan comi was from the Dragon Clan one punches people the other makes Dragon Balls wait but you two come from the same place oh if you want Dragon Balls you need another namekian what about new Namek I bet there's a whole gaggle of namekians who can make us a new set we'd have to find new Namek first and who knows where that is also gaggle well what would you call them a pot of namekians a pride a cornucopia what do you call a group of humans an infestation point is without a namekian from the Dragon Clan we aren't getting any Dragon Ball is this a dragon what's it where am I who are you where's my family [Music] Hey and so it turns out he was an alien the whole time whoa I did not see that coming right so two more saying show up a year later wait what about Douglas brother oh he died anyway enter Vegeta now strap yourself in for this cartoon character hey Dad can you come take a look at this what is it pompton fine Jarosz pornstache know what I mean maybe I found this hidden folder he was completely inaccessible to him and it's full of incomplete and corrupted files but there's one undamaged video here he says it's interracial why does that [Music] [Music] Jesus yeah that's a hell of a bomb to drop oh that reminds me I also found this well at least you're always consistent by the way you owe me five thousand xeni daughter of a bastard and that's why we need you ten day okay let me just clarify what has happened that [ __ ] literally kidnapped me from across the entire galaxy with neither my knowledge or a consent just so you could make me mystique you up a new set of dragon balls because you are all a cavalcade of cups did I miss anything well we missed you good no great that's great and what do I get out of this gonna make me your king Kings a dog well we can't make you God though the [ __ ] a god I mean the [ __ ] a dog I mean what the [ __ ] as the creator of the Dragon Balls you shall assume the throne of call me guardian of this planet nobodies thankful there are no days off and no one ever visits sounds like being a parent fine I graciously accept the position of your Almighty God so then you'll help us no bowl cut I'm going to help Gohan speaking of whom loving the new do Gohan rocking that blond oh thanks Super Saiyan style you know delightful and uh have you been hitting the gym cuz uh-oh that hurt me more than it hurt you okay I'm all for awkward reunions but we are on a timetable here how long will it take to make a new Dragon depends do you have the original sculpture around here it is we were using it as a paperweight which reminds me we'll need to go over the contract later wow that's your dragon our dragon would literally wear him like a starve before I get started any alterations can we get three wishes not if you want multi rez I can give you two though seems like an awkward number it's a magical wish-granting dragon nail I don't make the rules now let us begin man all this lore we're learning today and we even get to see a new dragon being made it's gonna be okay dragon wake the [ __ ] up it's already past noon get your life together [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] by the way to wear shoes means I had to Nix immortality better that way nobody pulling any more of that Frieza [ __ ] huh I wonder if that'll upset Vegeta wait did you say he's still in the chamber yeah why it's been three days Oh i muted the time-dilation in the chamber one day out here is now one day in there you can do that why did you do that because um you really like screwing with people don't you hmm of course his first mistake was going in alone why is that bad well guess what I'm gonna get out of here I'm going to be so much stronger no one will be able to stop me especially so shout him so after everything he just starts crying Wow like a [ __ ] and that's what Frieza said before he killed him but sadly Vegeta does come back Dragon Balls right by the way does the fat green one come back cuz he's funny I wish hey chichi please don't be upset but what is it sweetheart I'm throwing in the towel I am tapped like boned dry you know in those cartoons where the guy in the desert mines have lost it and it just comes out like that is me that is my balls speaking of balls I need to go find the Dragons Oh Goku darling that's fine I took a test this morning I'm already pregnant how so I told him pull your pants up man I'm not that kind of doctor boomer let's make babies I'm well aware also I need the dragon raid I told cabin in the back third drawer awesome bt-dubs we have Dragon Balls again bye wait we didn't have Dragon Balls Oh Gigi's pregnant oh my god congratulations okay so article 5 says that atrocities can and will be committed in your name but you can't do anything about it awesome but question do I have to answer all of these prayers technically you don't have to answer any of them oh thank god alright gasp I should start saying me that does raise the question which do you prefer Connie God or denden Oh Gohan you can call me whatever you like well I'm going to call you little green your funeral I like you don't feel bad mr. Popo I'm his best friends that means only I can call him little green right little great you look of--my dengue dengue say it say my name no super commie Dende [Music] so after I finished humiliating the entire Saiyan royal bloodline I made my newsroom debut delivered my immaculate address and now here we are any more questions yeah um when the parts about fake Namek and that Marin girl really necessary to the story it's called world building right um last question how did you know about the parts you weren't there for ah that's a story for another time I'm afraid but for now I must bid you adieu oh well thank you for your time perfect cell [Applause] mr. perfect cell here it is the final days before the end of the world I should probably take in the calm holy crap look at this guy's head oh thank God I was getting bored hey bug man what's your deal are you a demon a monster or just some [ __ ] in a costume technically all the above but more importantly I'm the [ __ ] who's going to murder a couple of street toughs for daring to approach my arena for the sale games positive like he died excuse us chinstrap we were under the impression that your little tournament was an open invite and between you and me I don't like to pass up invitations on tournaments or to kick evil guys asses destroy the world especially especially when you don't hurt yourself man I see it seems my tournament has attracted some unintended participants then tell me my ferocious teenage combatants what do you bring to the table with a single blast from my finger I can turn an s-rank demon into a pile of ash or shoot little potshots between the goal posts on your head very impressive kids which one can blow up the planet I what the gun or the sword which one could literally erase the planet from existence because I can do that with a finger well bara grab your crap we're going back to gank eyes green [ __ ] I'll show you what my middle finger can do they're going to have to take the bus home because that kids [Music] perfect sin wahoo what I've come to duel you and end this madness good lord with hair like that I bet you've never lost a game of who's the pro tag I hail from ancient Egypt along since buried Pharaoh I once ruled over the land commanding magicians dragons the very ground beneath your feet all right I'm actually getting a little excited now I was unrivaled in my time and now I stand here in modern day as king so perfect sell do you accept my challenge or do you bow to the winds of my majesty finally someone who gets it there forth your divine providence mighty Pharaoh and let us up heave the land with our battle then it's time to the duel but where's your deck my dinner to do to the deck yes your deck also the hologram projectors what are we gonna do this analog because I mean I can but we're gonna have to get a little closer is this a prank which one is it astronaut Jamie oh please don't tell me it's bear majira I'm trying to duel you in duel monsters duel monsters it's a children's card game ancient Egyptians loved it calm down how do we play what do you mean I can't use monster reborn yep right here the rule book you gave me monster reborn has been tournament illegal since 2004 I mean it's meat on a phenom since then but it's it's currently forbidden so this is a tournament isn't it is it not fine then I play pot of greed also bad what 2005 that brain control 2010 Slifer the sky oh come on oh god cards are bad you also it's 8,000 Life Points not for me where you got that from you're full of [ __ ] I'm taking my Millennium Puzzle and teenage boys body and going home also it's cheating to have someone else help you during a Game Boy as a deep voice for a 14 year old my god hmm I feel different Hey ugly hey I'm talking to you me I'm sorry I heard ugly and assumed you must be talking to someone else beauty is in the fight of the beholder name's Ken masters and this is Ryu you're the six and a half foot tall pain in our butts who's threatening to destroy the world aren't you six foot eight actually buy your get-ups I'm assuming you're here to challenge me the truth lies in the heart of battle and don't pay attention to that it's just how it communicates the only way warriors can truly communicate is with our fists what about our mouths stand back Ryu I'm gonna take the first and only round oh boy excellent then let us begin are you uh here you uh Ken no the dark huh no it's coming out night jet control it it's going to overtake me have you tried praying it away consciousness Lucy consciousness to do this well at least someone finally threw a punch what just happened you way [Music] the blue blazes hey there Sonic the Hedgehog's my name speed's my game yeah I'm the echidna knuckle biggest name any show and unlike him I shuffle now you big bad beetleborgs you one chance to hightail it before we have to take you down yeah either cut the crap and we'll beat it out of you really what's that y'all gonna do give me rabies I challenge you to a race cell if you lose then you've gotta leave the planet and never come back ah a test of speed bed that don't mind me I'm just occupying multiple spaces at once how are you with my speed also a third ones having chili dogs outside the ring that's impossible no you're too slow what's impossible is how anyone could mistake that thing for an echidna haha I am gonna stop a mud hole in your ass and walk it dry now knuckles I have no choice now I'll have to use the Emeralds you mean the Chaos Emeralds [Music] hold on you're my ride oh man haha sorry I'm uh not as fast as him peeps there's nothing cooler than being hugged by someone ooh life oh goody it's this guy so then road warrior how could mr. perfect cell help you so a man of few words I can respect okay you're just cut me off bug man hopeless man the meat part of you your muscles is that bug meat or man meat are we talking percentage because at least 30% if I don't hear from man meat look you clearly got off at the wrong bus stop so why don't okay but wife oh my god how did you know I was deathly allergic to tickling you're already dead [Music] [Applause] Christ did anyone ever tell you you're already an [ __ ] are you going to eat that no no I am NOT well may I sure make it your last meal because after that you're dead no you're already again oh [Music] what am i hearing right now and can I buy it on Amazon perfect sell huh what a joke well hello there young man do you need help with your thesis well here's a hypothesis for you sell will kill me if I don't turn my Men's Wearhouse looking at around and March out of his ring for evidence I provide this to the conclusion is yes I will kill you did you get that one down I am no mere schoolboy you're speaking to the god of this new world Wow okay and I thought it was a little gaudy when I said it but suddenly Justin Timberlake's trettel's up with his tie too tight and locked so luscious now for the ladies or do you go to an all-boys school and meet with the other students behind the bleachers nah but seriously why are you here taking photos for snapchat well come here family let's get lit get in here we'll take some selfies first all will be series second one will make a funny face apples sweet filter lives did you did what my hostas stop did you just use a magical notebook given to you by your death God to give me a heart attack [Music] [Applause] damn it I should acid zac efron a theme song that's what I need a badass theme song for my sale gates presented by hijab I wonder could they get me Jam project on this short timeframe what day is it anyway [Music] Master I believe we have arrived oh my I'm a sundial for pests I'm surprised you even found this place Janos the heck does 28 KS point-five mean I needed to be specific I needed to be way more specific with my message hi I'm psyched ama hero for fun or well I mean I'm technically employed by the hero Association but he's here to end your miserable life monster yeah what the cyborg said hog good and how are you going to do that stop one of my hearts blow my toaster off or play me in a children's card game which admittedly was actually kind of fun I was thinking about punching you actually oh well as long as it's not keeping you from your chemotherapy Master allow me to take point you sure about that Jenny you kinda know how this goes right I recently received several performance upgrades from the genius doctor Kusano I assure you this first attack will be the finishing blow oh wow we saw that one coming you tap you only to eat us how about you Caillou you want to throw that punch now no I just tagged along with him I'm actually gonna wait for the tournament if there's a bunch of strong guys showing up I don't want to miss it well then keep it Baldy if you want to be literally the first person to follow the rules I set then the tournament it is you bed cockroach king but don't be surprised if I hit a little harder than jenos oh I'm looking forward to it you and me both I'll see you tomorrow dang right you wait tomorrow yes as in tomorrow tomorrow the fing Sabbath yes oh jeez no can do then there's a sale going on at the grocery tomorrow and our pantry is looking pretty barren if I don't hit it up we're just leaving money on the table let's just do it Monday you're joking if I win the tournament when I win the tournament there won't be a Monday now it'll be fine now don't mind me I'm gonna go grab Gino's that's it seriously I feel like I'm not the only one being blue-balled right now we join Ash Ketchum along with his companions misty and Brock on their journey to the Pokemon League like usual hey I'm not the one who lost the map sure would be nice if we had some kind of mobile device that can tell us where we are no just this mobile device that tells us what Pokemon are which is really more important oh hey look over there is that man Wow he sure is tall guys that definitely doesn't look like a human I think that might be a Pokemon Wow trying to use my trusty pokedex theta not bad huh and technology has failed us excuse me children over there it can talk just like me out are you here for the tournament because people keep showing up early to fight me and honestly it's really starting to get old I mean I set a date these people who do is wait for it you guys I'm gonna oh well I guess that's was that question let's see I can't tell what type so let's try wait so you're not going to fight me of course not this is a Pokemon battle Pokemon vs. Pokemon okay you're saying that would but I don't know well today has been rather muggy so thanks I'm just gonna tack back okay did you say solar flare because that's a dude no wonder water didn't work on him he's a grass type Pokemon alright this seems a lot like that card game the one with the leather pants played with me is this duel monsters cuz it feels like duel monsters whoa is that a freaking dragon cuz I'm gonna be honest that's pretty metal actually it's neither a steel type nor a Dragon type charizard flamethrower well now I'm dry so good job managed to give me a steam bath fire wasn't effective either man nothing I do is facing it today sell by the way the police asked before you start throwing critters at me you're pretty strong but Pikachu and I have fought more battles than I can count Donna hi number sure and if there's anyone that can beat you so fast words we're here we're queer get used to it wrong time wrong place James sorry Jessie sorry let's just start the thing prepare for trouble and make it double to protect the world from devastation okay what is this fever dream those guys are here to steal my Pikachu okay so you know these guys they're Jessie J except for those guys am i right are they gonna be okay do you honestly care no I actually don't all right then back to the Pokemon battle bacon shoot all right real talk I'm not a Pokemon okay I don't even know what they are like what what is a Pokemon it's a pocket monster are they in your pocket no they're on my belt in pokeballs and they're not Pocket Monsters their belt monster's ball monsters no no that capsule monsters and you do with them so they're goddamned duel monsters then you're not a pope no I am NOT a goddamn Pokemon now get out of here before I murder you and your little yellow rat also the guy who keeps squinting at me and your ginger girlfriend come on Pikachu let's go find us a Pokemon Center oh my god this is the longest seven days I've ever waited in my life I shoulda scheduled it for a Wednesday kill everyone on a hump day in Seoul dig in to read them Frieza I think I'll spare Betty White oh just man slaughtered spider-man Jesus really gonna drop that golden oldie at the start how are you alive ha ha mutant friend oh well mutate specifically but whatever let me properly introduce myself I'm your deadly neighborhood Deadpool so you're so you're one of those ex man's no I mean sure I helped him out from time to time but that's like when the worlds in danger zero to pissed in a moment my goodness you have talent look this thing isn't called cell versus the x-men okay it ain't cell versus the Avengers or cell versus the defenders it's Deadpool versus Sal got it I took a pay cut to make that happen so was your stick that you're insane or just law I'm so random stick is that I've been contracted to assassinate your thorax of a hired gun never crossed my mind yep can't quite give away the identity of my employer that's right you murder him and I will make that spider-man Deadpool movie happen what no he won't get Andrew Garfield he's out I'll just get you to a hotel room but it's your job to make that band rock okay all right okay bye all right mr. Lee it's happening Excelsior ghost nappa I'm not a gun it's it's been like a season dude come on yeah guy drives a hard bargain also the pinkie gave me looks nothing like you oh absolutely not now with interruptions out of the way I'm gonna make you into bugs sashimi with these swords swords buddy I've got a boy with lavender hair who can give you a rundown on how burly that's gonna work out for where is my arm I stand corrected it's also law siding it's called adamantium Shelley and it's the spiciest J seus mutilated metal ever made hey this is Deadpool with Regis and Kathie Lee that's the name of the swords and my cats who I recently had to put down with these swords also they weren't cats by feral raccoons five four three two okay that's fair it's actually not adamantium it's carbonadium I deserve that now listen here you overgrown bad dragon toys would have to clean the ring after this okay that's it my childhood now wow I'm more than happy to part with my dear memories of uncle Mickey and his van I can't risk losing the first time I touched a boob at chess camp listen DP can I call you DP you can call me whatever you want well I'm carving you out like a goddamn tauntaun defeat my tips I get what you're going for you I kill you you don't die you make jokes kill you again rinse and repeat it's not even that funny so how about you take your swords your guns and your references and I'm sorry Shelley but a jobs a job the job is what I do make an Arthur amv set to Papa Roach but second to that is killing dudes and there ain't no way you're getting rid of me until I've murdered alized you get sorry I gotta take this what do you want we need you back at the mansion it's a code Phoenix it's like once a month with this chick seriously at this point I should make a period joke but that's below me or the next time I see you up I'm being very polite here and being very polite to let you have this conversation right now I'm very pissed at you okay okay hold your Timbits Logan I'm on my way I try not to kill it this time yeah [ __ ] do you think he remembers x3 nobody remembers x3 okay so I gotta go take care of some psychic [ __ ] meantime try not to kill nobody I mean anybody well I mean really I don't give a [ __ ] how would you sue to waste time give me a call later you can find me on tinder and Grindr oh and Yelp I love Mexican adios muchachos [Music] nobody whites had her time whit's Bea Arthur still alive Felicia please support the official release from a monster I'm making an announcement promise from a hero one ring to decide it on are you filming join us as it all comes together at the hashtag games only on CTV with your boy Jimmy's firecracker reporting live on site as the mighty mr. Satan takes on the sinister cell in a no-holds-barred fight for the find out this Sunday at the Cell Games presented by heat tab [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] never spends on the street I'm gonna get my fans inside about guys do today is button day Goku hey GG you coming with what no I look you've already died once I can take that I can make peace with that you're a fighter and to be honest it's why I fell in love with you but go on not go hon not our baby boy GG come on don't be like that Goku if Gohan dies that means the world's doomed anyway so what will it matter okay for the record we know that I'm not great at this but you know what I'm good at leaving fighting hmm maybe I'll get lucky and settling in we'll just kill each other hey sweetie I could only afford to support to Saiyan mouths and you've got a bun in the oven hey y'all ready for the tournament Wow did someone die oh gosh where's Yong ha nobody's dead yet I'm worried lost so glum chums come on today's fight need a Goku last time I fought cell he basically Tambourine to me and he's gone through to transformation since we fought so still trying to come to terms on that one really long story short we're basically just going for moral support I know but I'm just so excited guys I finally get to punch him right in his handsome face why do you keep calling him handsome because that jawline don't lion neither do i now let's go I don't want nobody getting a swing itself before me oh sure like anyone else would be dumb enough to show up Jimmy firecracker here live from CEL game presented by heat at because apparently nobody else to take this job but don't worry about me because Jimmy fire crack corn and he don't get off he'll take any job he'll take every job don't take your job and speaking of jobs nobody else is here yet will Jimmy firecracker have to get in that ring does Jimmy firecracker gotta come down that and that perfect jaw line it looks like Sal is saved the wrath of Jimmy firecracker has his first opponent has arrived I'm receiving worth and this is folks the man the legend world martial arts tournament maybe shouldn't have made this an open invite into the ring better update that tv-pg to tv-ma cuz you're about to see I'll blow blow massacre wait what's this the champ is calling us down come on Larry what do I always say mister say sir what do you have to say to your adoring public first all the kids at home to recreate the violence you are about to see and why mr. Satan have you come here today well aside from being sponsored by hey champ when it comes to eat Wow watch it contemptible definitely shouldn't have made this fight oh hey it's inching on an jung-geun hey guys hey Dylan just heading towards the arena the cheetah passed us earlier flipped us off so that was a good way to start the morning we totally flipped him off back i flipped him off back you just waved and laughs nervously look I don't have your mutually sustained hate boner for the guy okay I don't have a hate boner for him dude it's a pretty hateful boner execrable feeling like you know what do you have to say though huh oh so matter Satan got your tongue are you sure about this wake up bird boy you look like an extra from a budget porno flick the kind where everyone gets tested afterwards even the camera man oh you're they find you in the subway were you homeless did you get your start in bum fights this is good gnarly personal do you have any actual friends any relationships at all that art about your money or your position I have a daughter oh that poor orphan can we cut to commercial another man is just touched down at the arena sir are you looking to take on the terrifying perfect sell get that Mike out of my face before I give a colonoscopy with your camera message received violence stranger and so the question prints do you plan to take me on because I'm ready to throw down when you are buddy come on let's toss you through a mountain a five for old times sake the old silent treatment is it don't tell me you came all the way out here just to stand around and look mean oh I see you took my advice you're waiting for My dear Android 16 how wonderful for you to join us today are you here for Broker of course your little murder crush and another mysterious stranger has appeared from thin air where do these people keep coming from and who does their hair obviously they're just hide behind rocks waiting to make their dramatic entrances and using cranes and wires to make it look like they're flying similar to the practical effects we used in will you be participating in the games as well 16 or are you just going to sit on the sidelines like the prints over here okay you seriously just gonna say his name over and over here is here and our roster is complements I hope this day find you where will son Goku look a little weird in my arm but yeah I see you brought the whole gang along to witness our battles piccolo drugs tension on Kiko how you doing perfect had Yamcha what a surprise how's it going man oh good I brought towels and water bottles and like that you've already contributed more than Vegeta hello little darling looks like they fixed up your dome real nice aw buddy indeed I am now operating at 100% efficiency and for some reason registered ten kilograms lighter good on you buddy you look great oh hi I'm so good kou who are you [Music] huh I have waited oh so long please don't tell me baby I was wrong dreaming of you every night holding back until the time was right I counted the days this guy's intense yeah I get paid for every second I'm on camera so if we could just excuse me sir are you or any of your freakish looking friends participating in the tournament today oh yeah imma go punch that cell a lot in fact if you don't mind imma gonna go do that right now okay I am NOT playing second fiddle to a bunch of gym rats with too much time on their hands and the World Martial Arts champion will be the one to defeat cell yeah there was a tournament you won the tournament I wanna turn him in that means he's even stronger than crud wait hold Y me specifically dang it I really wanted to turn oh well I guess we'll just have to let the champ handle it are you for real right now yeah he's a gym he's got this I can't tell if he's serious and that's very concerning good yeah we have like all sorted out I think it's about time I teach sale where he falls specifically at my feet when I say and this little freak show Ward's it it's new challengers from the bitter rivals of CTV those people just died don't be an idiot Jimmy obviously that was just an unmanned remote control car go robot with the boys recorded and filled with fake cadavers for added effect I'll give them points for effort though mister say tonight no one's fool if we're lucky it'll be that quick with this Satan guy huh feelin people are dying and we're just watching yep no cell if that is your real name it's actually perfect actually garbage mister Satan's gonna take out the trash wait you were serious you're actually gonna fight I'll wait you were just somebody's height man tell him and try to get this on camera Terry with Larry turns out for this in a single blow [Applause] [Music] hello my name is 16 may I please kill you what nothing [Music] the following is a fan-based parody Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z trackable GT and Dragon Ball super are all home by Funimation Toei animation sua and akira toriyama please support the official release ladies and gentlemen at home mr. Seki our champion [Laughter] my punch destroyed a ring this is my blood well good he's alive one thing I wanted one thing today what about killing sell would you believe me if I said this was more important and be shocked otherwise mr. Satan did you die if so you have officially beaten Jesus's respawn time can you tell us what happened out there magnets how does that work I put magnets under the ruling the Taos when I left from my punch a Mustang was to turn it on and I whiplashes of all the iron in my blood cause he was spinach [Music] [Music] all right now that the back of my hand is all warmed up who's first guys don't freak out mr. Satan may have lost but you've got another little champion right here technically we have to yeah but I beat you so does it still count of course it does does it though Triclops and how many tournaments have you won I don't know how many planets have you blown up none how many Goku's have you beaten right now yes getting right down to it all week I've been out of character can't you sit in your entourage one after the other so as I may leave you for our grand finale well I mean I already waited a week so I guess I could wait a couple more minutes no no this is good call my bluff no I'm more than happy to skip the hors d'oeuvres and dive straight into the main course now you're speaking my language I would advise all parents to remove their children from the room immediately and tune back in what huh mr. Satan get back in that worry and show that trickster what for right after I shake off this concussion also stretch stretching is important like some writing angsty child well you show me yours let me show you mine yeah without your parasail my knees feel now you're speaking my language mr. Satan they are engulfed in flames by recording cold obviously and their bodies are covered in a thin protective gel just like our good man Morgan sky China - God rest his soul what happened to him hey always where are my kids don't share needles so you're gonna take a swing are you just gonna stand there staring into my eyes well was that I was busy staring into your eyes oh you beautiful say it bastard just punch me already yesterday yeah I decided I liked it longer [Applause] all the time wait so the afterimage kept oh you just forgot we can fly didn't you no but I just have hope okay is that so wrong the fact that you have any hope left in your life is your most admirable quality huh thanks man Yamcha for the love of God don't thank him that's sweet you clever little move there but would you truly have been satisfied with a ring out well yeah it's how I beat piccolo and tenchu Han and my wife my god this orange hillbilly beats his wife it really wasn't much of a fly one hint and she just went down then we got married I put a baby in her and now she just stays at home cooks my dinner and races our kid you know when he puts it that way [Applause] suddenly really happy I don't go to public school shower knob Goku this is a test of skill as well as power but if you're looking for a ring out you'll have to try a little bit harder than that oh don't worry Sal I'll show you just how hard I can get well if we're going to get freaky then perhaps we could make this a menage à moi Gohan what was that it's French dad specifically my household but it's really awkwardly but speaking of academics it's time to take you Goku to perfect University we'd say take you to school but I think we're beyond the basics doesn't that make it pyou and we love that you go [Music] [Applause] this is gotta be for shits and giggles the multiform technique basically has a power level with each copy yeah but at least we can follow the axon a little better now wait were you having trouble well then you're gonna have a lot more when they start getting serious yeah [ __ ] was that racist mr. Satan can you explain miss malicious mutants multiplication pop-quiz Goku which attack is this oh that's the the beam thing I mean it killed me piccolo what's this thing called oh come on Goku it's the macaques Mike Annika my dog Mike on Kosovo fat one what all right time to do something [Music] haha looks like 4 divided by 1 is just 1 no dad that's still fine go on I know banging my head on a brick wall you know I was hoping you'd play along maybe make 4 Goku's but you're just going to sink the Showboat I'm not going to bother sorry Sal I'm here to win and you're never gonna beat me with your stolen techniques and what are you gonna beat me with your stolen techniques what I don't steal techniques actually Goku yeah you do wha-what about the kamehameha that was Master Roshi the solar flare that's mine thanks this Roku I'm watching the tournament jump think you can pull that [ __ ] ok King Kai quick question the other in the kaio-ken oh my oh my [ __ ] name is [Music] [Applause] [Music] you shoot that this close to the ground it'll blow up I should skedaddle mr. Satan what a real fan such insight [Music] [Applause] [Music] Wow it's old after everything I killed him with his own techniques hey Malik take them back what do you think happens to those beams when they fire off into space like that well if you can sustain its form it's all about whether or not it comes into contact with anything subjects just celebrate this momentous occasion [Music] [Applause] the following is a fan-based parody Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball super are all owned by Funimation Toei animation shueisha and Akira Toriyama please support the official release I can't see [ __ ] I told you before you have to hear my mind of all other thoughts yeah primo advice as well ask me to hurts darkness I'm gonna assume those are similar to cats oh no they eat cats exclusively me Janet I want to watch a stupid fight tell me what thoughts are clouding your mind hey did you put this lotion on my back and/or blood god stuff well forey not all we really need is a little green I specifically told you not to call me that I'm not yeah [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] what I'd be saying if they were in the ring where are they maybe they're moving at speeds too fast for the human eye I could try using the high shutter camera Jerry you're a terrific camera guy but a lousy martial artist nobody's that pious you're just using camouflage like the predator Harry pop good very good this is exactly what I've been looking for you know when I became perfect I was a little scared scared that I'd never be able to test these abilities like a master surgeon without a patient or a grill without a burger yes you get it Goku and that's why we're here today you are the only one who can complete me compete with me all the others are they be nothing this tournament this ring they're all for you so we could have our perfect battle well honestly you didn't need to go this far I'm just here for a fight god that's what I adore about you looks so simple that's what nobody else understands now then how about you slip into something more comfortable don't confuse are you asking me to get naked I'm not gonna say no but I should have said yes it's like there's a hole in the ring really thank you for saving us 16 Android 16 anything you'd like to say to the audience I want a murder son gokû well you heard it here first folks I feel worse about all the time I spend making our perfect ring but now that it's gone we can fight unabated Gigi told me that makes you grow hair on your eyes killing you will be the hardest thing I ever enjoy so what's our life insurance policy same as our ethics policy [Music] what's he doing up there oh you think he's going for a solar flare that's not how the solar flare works he he kept these series and dead flashbacks here hi hahaha I see yes Goku you're absolutely right this is the only way a connect each tournament these fools this planets they mean nothing to men like you and I we will go out together [Music] the past year weary are you alive somehow sir back out there Larry those guys with the camera better stop rollin cuz both like cells going topless you know just because everyone's somehow survived this I'm gonna let you have that I won't you suck Oh God has my witness it looks like that orange hillbilly has exploded the top of cell mr. Satan do you have any explanations Batman and I am it's a serious problem they combined the lasers and the mirrors with say four charges he switched the body out in the ensuing chaos now you're thinking like a Satanist Jimmy awesome hey can I get a 10 count all right time timeout timer write the hell out how did you you weren't here for this but TLDR piccolo sales okay I am 90% sure I can't do that we'll figure that out later in the meantime what I really want to know is how you keep popping in and out of reality oh that's just my Instant Transmission don't tell me is that another technique you stole no kinda I got it from eating sick aliens that's disgusting three people all the time yes and I'm a monster yeah with all our still in DNA I didn't ask to be born dad [Music] and you make heads or tails for this because right now I'm more confused than a homeless man under house arrest first of all up on that offense secondly I don't want to give away all the trade secrets otherwise what would be left for the kids Jimmy what would be left for the kids hey I'm here sorry I'm so late I had to pick up trunks from daycare you brought the baby is that a problem no it's fine he is legally obligated to inform you that he watch that poop she knows what I'm about I let go - I'm impressed a blast that strong should have swiped you but here you are still swinging away at me so if I gained anything in the days leading up to this tournament it wasn't illness what did you do him what didn't I did to him you're just like your mother this is bad the last time I saw Goku this weighted he was having a heart attack you can't keep this up wait what about the sense of beans you know the magical beans that heal our wounds and restore your stamina okay guys if you're bothered by cheating either losing your moral code or stop hinging the fate of the world dog does Max's I can't believe you're my son hey you said it not me Kakarot isn't like you he's a full blooded Saiyan warrior he throw that Senzu bean back in your face because it's not the world that's at stake I'm pretty sure it is it's a scientist bite to the end without even if it kills it I give up I'll kill him I'm sorry I'm rather high up here what did you just say Goku I give up you in grave fight wait what is he doing well this is your father so he's either saving all of our lives are dooming us all but we're not finished I'm not finished this isn't a victory this is I don't even know what this is nah it's totally a victory cuz I'm giving up that means you win every word you just spoke as made me violently angry oh great now I'm agreeing with Sam look what you made me do so you knew what this was just a fight nothing more you [ __ ] if you seriously concede I'll I'll just blow up the earth like I said so unless you want me to turn this whole planet into an asteroid field Kakarot get back up here and punch me in my perfect jawline hold your horses sell you said this was a tournament there's still a fighter left to take you on so you'll have to find him first oh oh oh I see this is a break my god I honestly never figured you for a prankster Goku pot you son of a [ __ ] ya got me okay who is it is it the parade's no it couldn't be I don't even take my own sloppy seconds the boy hardly looks like he's about ready to crush coal into diamonds with his sphincter Oh could it be tension horn please tell me it's tension Hong man it's like a hate boner triangle no blurry no the fighter I've selected the fighter who will finally put your terror to an end yes mr. Satan get out here you oh well shoot original plan then go high get out here I'm sorry right a little high up here what did he just say mr. piccolo I think he just said go hard out of the entire list you pick him he wasn't even on the list Yamcha was on the list leave why was i halftime entertainment frankly I'm just happy to be included he's all yours now fun okay I'm gonna have to politely ask you to back the Hipple up what's in Denton aides name are you doing I'm sending in the strongest fighter we got this is what you dream that's what you trained for I was never supposed to fight I was just there to make you stronger oh go hon you're just being insincere insecure and no he's not he's 11 years old Doku we're not gonna tell you how to be a parent right now I am how do you think chichi is going to react to this guys trust me on this one I spent a whole year training him last week so get out there go hon you got this do I even have a choice of course you do you either go out there and kill him or the planet gets exploded that's not a choice that's an ultimatum go on we both know I don't know what that word means obviously not okay fine I'll go fight cell I've never been which back by the dragon so hey this'll be your learnings Gohan wait before you go what you're so much stronger than you think you are yeah well let's see what Celtics to beat his wife has resigned himself to fight so the biggest most important part of my life walks away and sends in the world's strongest bookworm fine Goku I'll play along with this little joke well I want you to know while I'm busy pounding your son I'll be thinking of you the entire time thinking about it I might actually have the advantage he took as much of a beating his dad did if not more not they're spending a year with that in that pine chamber I'm at least as strong as he is now then if I play carefully I can actually win this Oh big rolling can you be me real quick sure yeah thanks friend Hey hmm since to be what what I'm just playing fair he's tired he's got post gokhle exhaustion dad tell me hey you said it not me oh that's that good [ __ ] [ __ ] kill you bush league superfood well whatever attrition is out so dependent is [Applause] which one was it Goku which concussion did you suffer that made you think any of this was a good idea piccolo just watch you're going to see amazing things out there what's amazing about watching your eleven-year-old son get murdered go home might be 11 years old but he's also like I don't know a hundred times stronger than I was at that age he's been keeping pace with us since he was a baby honey you should know you kidnapped him no girl after spending that year alone with him I know more than anyone he's going done [Music] [Music]

Channel: Trout (the) Boneless

Views: 1,573,144

Keywords: DBZA, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, DBZA Seaon 5, DBZA Season 5, DBZA Cell, Cell Vs, dbza full, dbza full season 5, dbza full season

Id: B3E5MILMtJ8

Length: 126min 45sec (7605 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 04 2018