Daz Watches I Can't Stop Being Furniture

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today we're gonna be watching a video called I want to be a sofa we've already done a video on my strange addictions before we've had weird people pulling hair out of drains and stuff like that let's watch my name is Olympia and I'm 17 I'm just a big Olympia it's a fabulous name Jesus why can't I have an epic name like that I'm just does and I am addicted to pretending to be furniture I think it's it's something I was just loved doing on my life [ __ ] oh come on come on please okay so [ __ ] you know she likes to pretend to be furniture I'm guessing that's a lamp right come over just friends over you know and it's a little bit dark and you want to switch the light up it's it's a little bit dark in here isn't it no I'll just go to add a light on is that okay oh sure I mean how's it work it stems from you know one sort of Christmas my aunt rosemary sat on me we shouldn't minty how do you sit on someone accidentally how's that work I mean you go to sit down on a chair at wait a minute what the [ __ ] is that round her neck is that the Blair Witch Project symbol thing why is she wearing the Blair Witch Project round her neck well [ __ ] it we go back to that in a minute how did you sit on someone I mean you just look don't you before you sit right well the only one who does that and I was frightened and horrified affairs that you know the more that I sort of recalled it remembered it I wish she'd do it again come on really really so she said and I was frightened and horrified tears it frightened and horrified because someone was about to accidentally sit on you I mean she'd just sit on you and then he'd get up be like oh sorry I sat on you but frightened and horrified at someone sitting on you you know the more that I sort of recalled it remembered it I wish she'd do it again to sit on you again Wow why Olympia's addiction began at the age of eleven when her aunt mistook her for a chaise lounge right I need to look up that's a chaise lounge okay her aunt's mistaken her niece for that okay here's Olympia right Olympia a chaise lounge right Olympia okay chaise lounge chaise lounge a sofa effectively how'd you mistake a member of your family for a [ __ ] sofa come on [ __ ] me this can't be real I'm sorry this car be [ __ ] real God babe I'll be doing you know the washing up some sort of regular you know day-to-day yeah okay you're not washing up there you're playing a guitar there this just feels like a parody to me this doesn't feel real it's this real I don't think this is real it's it can't be real tivity and I'll remember that I just love being furniture I have to just the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] me what is that what furniture is that is that a chair [ __ ] ironing board what's that looks like someone glued a dog to the wall I'm not saying she's a dog I don't mean to be rude I just mean she's doing she's doing that position like a dog's you know I mean I wasn't calling her a dog I realized what I said but I said that she'll you know did [ __ ] sake what the [ __ ] is that on the floor it's a head as our mannequin head Olympia is not satisfied until she has become 37 different types of furniture a day I don't even think I can think of 37 37 different types of furniture Wow I'm not sure if that's a talent or not her partner Nova has grave concerns well yes put my feet up and she's pretend to be a footstool like there's a problem there my name is Nova for [ __ ] sake ah it gets better doesn't it what is that has it been raining is that like a jewel how does that stir looks quite heavy how'd you put that on your head what does it do olympia is addicted to taking on the roles of various pieces of furniture well we live in a very small apartment I just don't understand how she thinks I don't know she I do what the [ __ ] is that is that a table is there going to be a table I wouldn't put my drink on there it fall off you know you got you got to straighten your back why am i giving her advice this is why I can't be a therapist but I won't actually help the problem I'll be like no that's not a table straight hood straighten it back a little bit you know I can't put my shrink on you [ __ ] me Jesus I think she has no idea I am very aware of this I wanna say sickness hobby perhaps it's not a hobby going fishing as a hobby harp playing a guitar was a hobby I play guitar you know okay where the [ __ ] about guitars have to look for those uh you know I got hobbies as well okay but this is not a hobby when you're standing with a lot for [ __ ] hey okay can we just watch that again everything's normal everything's normal [ __ ] sake everything's normal oh I still think this is fake I I'm sorry it's done so badly that I just feel that it's not real I just thought I can't I can't see it being real that's not English yes is that a coffee table for she was like higher is that like a coffee table there I guess we're learning all the 37 different types of furniture you can be I do you know I want to see I want to see her be that clothes dryer that's what I want to see try that [ __ ] then I'll be impressed teeny one to understand did I just [ __ ] love it you know now cherish it long your army olympia risked permanent damage to her health when she took the form of a washing machine for free at was straight I need to see this I I need to see this please do it it's getting to the point now where it's really affecting oh I'm sorry I'm calling [ __ ] on this whole thing I'm calling [ __ ] that would not affect your health it just make you look [ __ ] insane I don't know how I'm gonna tell my family in my friend I've got this wonderful partner neither and she has no idea that I'll do it you cannot include me - I can see that you're stunning though the lump [ __ ] on your heads I'm yet to bring this to our attention though I am worried about what it would be like for our relationship if I brought this up with ursday come on come on there this damn sorry I'm calling [ __ ] there's no way it's no [ __ ] way that she doesn't know that you know she's pretending to be a lamp come on Olympia has decided to tell Nova about her addiction for the first time like she hasn't noticed you pretended to be a washing line and say I mean I brought you here today I just I have something to tell you you know that it's it's kind of a big deal I suppose it's kind of hard for me to say this and what I am addicted to being furniture can someone tell me if this that's not real it isn't real it's impossible to be real ah I mistook this for an actual episode right thank you it's a comedy sketch right it makes sense now right okay I was actually very funny it was very well done as well like on some pars like you really did believe it was um you know it was real sort of so this is actually based on the TV show so that was those fake like that that was a um a comedy sketch very very well done so yeah guy you guys are really out of all the my strange addiction things you really wanted me to watch that one the most and it turns out it's a sketch like it was a nice surprise there are many more real ones out there maybe you know like you know give the video a like if you want me to do another one a sequel to where I watch more real my strange addictions because there's plenty more out there to watch anyway guys like love caress my channel and I will see you in the next video stay dazzling

Channel: Daz Games

Views: 7,136,861

Keywords: Daz, games, I Can't Stop Being Furniture, I want to be a lamp, strange addictions, funny, laugh, vlog, daz watches, comedy, rewind

Id: hB83Gyg80k0

Length: 10min 34sec (634 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 07 2017