daycare is cursed

stop dancing Plaza we're taking you take care okay you ready take care I don't want to go to Derek yeah I am 32 years old no more okay if we're gonna be teaching you to be the best no no square out there all right and the best place is this daycare man all right don't look at you pretty good yeah I know I'm just gonna leave you here I'll come back in like six months you know well it's all good yeah follow me I must warn you the guy who runs this daycare place you know he's got a little bit different strategies you know to get you in shape rather key strategies man kind of cake air is this Ian Cameron welcome to dig here mr. chow down with the kid over there this young man is becoming a real Russian comrade he's been here for 15 minutes look in his eyes to show you real man believe it Papa I don't know this is gonna be the right place no no no no listen this is our young boy here he will be the best Soviet baby ever I will train him to be great man the best of you man I came here to make him the best no no square man Oh dad that we can do it yes yes no yes you will be the best Soviet boy ever I'm a little scared I can see why you're a little scared man how about you just how about you show us around this place we continue yeah yeah yeah it is it's created establishment so first let's take you back to the back where we have a little bit of clothing and a little bit of toys just to show you show you you know great place so this is a Soviet type of a clothing it teaches children data we are all equal in communism these are pieces of wood they're pieces of wood shape - shirts yeah the shirts were the same thing yeah I mean if it makes the kids all the same I guess that works absolutely little little boy here can play with little little toy cars maybe after 50 years he can own his own yeah it's nice right the the best best establishment around here he will fit in very very nice come fall or come follow show you run the rest of the place this is our little boy couch where we take videos of little boys sitting and show their parents that they are okay excuse me what did you say it's it's a couch and we settle the boys down and we take videos of them oh okay okay okay he's gonna film you make sure we're okay so I know that you're okay sometimes there's very big men that are around him too just to show you that everything is okay I bother you like in the couch I'm not sure about this van I've bad feeling about this couch wait wait wait friend can you do little dance to see if you know maybe you'll fit in well you know maybe little dance I'll take camera out actually give us a little demonstration no no blood it's like this you gotta go no no don't touch me there actually actually we don't we don't it's nyet nyet around here nyet nyet nyet nyet square it's okay it's okay it's okay he does this sometimes so 15 minutes here three that you know changes you a little bit please I'm sorry about that it's a it's tricky situation sometimes they're very strong boys and he lifts himself out and it's okay stay put want you young camera so how are you liking it around here so far it says it's quite nice I have 20 more to show you yeah let's go - lets go to living room to show you big TV this it shows you the best training videos to show you how to use a k47 then you won't have to use gun yeah gun I love guns know it listen listen it's it's not really guns it's toy guns you know get their mind stimulated in thinking about being smart and making life choices that are very important I don't know if this is a good life lesson for him and maybe maybe not guns we will keep it very nice and gentle for our young comrade here we cannot show him maybe videos of the nyet nyet square yeah I like it where oh yes yes this is some of the babysitter's we have here there are Russian women there are some might call them white fools you know the wife who is this wife right here is the best soviet wife who we have looks a little concerned actually if you'd like to we can show you the playroom this is the best place to be in the daycare oh so colorful so this is where all the toys are at the kids are again Papa Mia do you want me to hurt your babushka Brianna stop get back in your cage I'm so sorry I'm so I'm so listen I'm so sorry he does this sometimes he can be very you know troublesome but listen I assure you he will not bite the young boy over there he's done it before but I train tonight are you sure he's okay I mean did you see the way he moved no he sees his friend you see his eyes there there there big you know that means he's healthy he's very healthy I'm not sure that's how our works man listen he may look a little dirty and may have blood on him but that's normal completely normal I have to I have to a closed cage stand back please please please stand back dad it's okay it's okay Roger Staubach good it's ok it's ok it's ok it's just putting him back in the crib you know I'm not sure but I've seen some good things around here I probably I probably gonna like it here it's ok it's ok it's ok trust me listen come come here I'll show you I'll show you a very nice training that we have it teaches him how to be very tough get in get in get in this one right here please please step inside it's it's very nice young folk see we like to call-- because sometimes babies so we roasted them no no it's ok did you know the childcare agencies they all love us they bring all their kids and most of them go home most of them go home it's ok it's ok does he go home you know his family is no longer but it's ok trust me he'll be fine it'll be fine ok he's like I said he's been here for 15 minutes and he works so good look he is such a good boy such good boy aren't you aren't you a good boy tell them your good boy I am a good boy it's a Plaza it's ok we we don't have to go here man he threw you at the window I know this man's crazy literally on the edge of space literally there's nothing down I don't I don't think this place is right for you I think these people crazy sorry I'm sorry go it's 9:00 a.m. it is a time for a Soviet Russian anthem it's it's end of time everyone must listen to the USSR anthem young boy here will start to sing this is America no sorrows narrow she marries public's for bored how does even know that how old even is he it's like five years old nah no need to worry listen listen let's let's head in play let's stay they go together have a great time it looks great it'll be bomb ding da you ok with that you want to give it one more shot alright it it's like cool dude go play please please it's good make stronger no you were beating him on the head with that toy thing are you crazy did you just see that you're gonna allow that it's ok it's ok makes him stronger Americans Scott are you serious you're teaching your kids American scum he was a man he is American is American da he he is American yes though no papa no see Americans see we're all friends we're all friends what is wrong with his eyes are you sure this kids ok are you getting your proper nutrition man trust me listen you see the he he was inside for too long and he looked at son and it burned them a little bit it's ok it's ok they don't know normal are you ok blossom how is your head are you good it's ok it's ok let's let let them play a little bit more I promise it'll be good lets you and I look at the board you know it's very smoky Oh see look here it has a great book see it is it's Atlas atlas it's no no please don't to make its we gonna make him stronger he may have blood everywhere but I'll make him strong my god no no no okay closet come come with me come with me tie her head open like no you come with me blazer boy okay we are going awesome we are going home come on we're going on let's go please pinky oh we can take care of this bathroom we'll go home this but then we're gone you can take care of my poopy poopy get on here like how you change his diaper what are you crazy so I can look at you clean your finger so close look here okay what are you here I don't want to go back at their bed I'll go back tomorrow they gave me good discount I'll be back ok is a terrible idea I know I said I was gonna be there tomorrow but it's been a week you know the wife you know she's bland bland bland you know time by line but it's okay he was in good hands right you should be right mr. instructor you're here so um where's blazer hello father ah good one good one so uh where's blossom here to pick him up trail cameras he is real man I am a real man now I am machine this is yes is this a joke is this wait no no no wait I mean this plaza de las are you in here I am here father you have called for me are you serious right now dad's blossom we have made them in real man we have trained them and shown them how to be real he's horrifying not like a big baby man I feel like I'm 50 years old now how is it big man I will show you this it's almost it's almost ten so this is our chin am shaking come I will show you he is becoming stronger like machine that is not healthy did you just kill my child no no trust me watch he's back hello father it's only been a week and you already transformed them now tell me boy did you feel anything outside in the cold weather I didn't feel anything I feel like a Russian fighter jet strong boy let me out of cage I want to play yes I will show you I will show you they have good time playing together Cromwell we play now go they have wanted new tricks on how to be very strong I don't think this is good oh they're gonna play instruments so that's not that they're really smart oh my god haha [Music] beats him harder harder you know I almost forgot I need I need to go get milk I forgot to get milk on my way here take care yeah I'll see you guys later okay I'm a Blas I'll see you um you know uh never [Music] Oh [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Socksfor2

Views: 440,889

Rating: 4.8998094 out of 5

Keywords: Socskfor1, Family Friendly, VR, Gaming, Dank, socksfor2, daycare is cursed, mully, dont touch me there, green gang, green brush gang, no no square, green gang tiktok, vr gaming, gaming, green brush, mully no no dont touch me there, gaming moments, gaming funny moments

Id: AT4FISIYi9I

Length: 14min 50sec (890 seconds)

Published: Mon May 25 2020