Day In the life of Jeff Bezos

hello everyone my name is john i am jeff bezos's assistant he refuses to call me by my name john he calls me jeeves but we're gonna go wake him up it's a day in the life of jeff bezos [Music] let's go give him his breakfast and wake him up hey jeff power on how you doing buddy [Music] yep okay um it's breakfast time you feeling good yes wait yeah disneyland shirt i'm so sorry sir yeah do you watch disney i know i only watch amazon prime video so sorry is why indiana jones adventure temple forbidden it was just my son's shirt so i put it on okay you hungry okay okay sir consume consume all right that's enough sustenance for today you're dripping it on the floor okay uh that's 43 000 wood okay i'm sorry um jeeves yeah yes blank shirt meet me in the kitchen blank shirt okay shirt maybe in the kitchen okay uh this is jeff's pondering time pacing back and forth hey jeff [Music] uh any new ideas you want me to write down please don't strike me i want a baby how much is a baby you have five kids jeff you want more kids i want to buy another one okay you can adopt another child yeah where uh buy one and raise it as if it's mine it will be yours yeah okay jeff hates like any brand that's not amazon so i usually just i love iphones because they're the best but i just put logos over the iphone stuff so he thinks they're amazon products and he doesn't really realize and that's why jeeves the chicken crossed the road it's very funny great job jeff that is a very comical joke that made me laugh i'm normal i'm normal yes you're very normal yes yes you're very normal jeff bezos is normal i'm a normal boy you're a normal grown man so what do you want to do next jeff we're watching television the tv is uh okay yeah what show are we watching is there a show the boys on amazon prime video the oh this is a great show being promoted everywhere yeah this is great jeff okay i don't want to keep having to buy a new mattress why don't we go to a trampoline mommy never let me jump on the bed okay um uh now i have all the money in the world mommy i can jump on the bed when i want to yeah oh my amazon phone yes i you you're you have a call who um with elon musk he's gonna be calling you in a second okay well he's not calling yet okay hello hi mr musk no i make more money than you no i make more money than you i'm having a lot of fun with you jeff hey this is confidential okay i make more money than you sorry sir i make more money than you every day at um 3 p.m they have a call talking about who has more money and who's more successful um elon and i'm gonna change the world to amazon elon and mr bezos are very similar um they're both very smart but deluded i think the call is done no it's not we need to oh god we don't know what he'll do after this call my phone broke oh let me fix that for you you didn't check out the phone right there's your amazon phone back to normal i'll get to mars first no i will you're a stupid bald-headed friend hey jeff jeff hey jeff over here stop okay jeff um i just got a call from world hunger organization wondering if you want to stop world hunger no like them okay do you want to stop world hunger though or i know like them more money mommy not proud do you want more money mommy not proud um okay you want to wait till you have more money no more money mommy not proud more money more money mommy not proud more money more mommy more money money mommy not proud more money that's enough thank you and jeeves yes that's all okay every day at 1 pm we take jeff out for some sun time because he's always inside he's never getting any vitamin d so we take him out and put on the glasses we need to go outside jeff hey jeff bad employee mr bezos bad bad employee no union yes bottom plane i mean we need to go outside for some sun time okay i know you don't like it we're gonna put these on jeff please for me please jeff like garage i know i know you like the garage but we need to go outside because you need vitamin d and the sun jeff flight garage amazon started in garage yes and your life needs to continue outside of the garage can't you stand what are you okay there you go let's go outside okay taste the oil yes it's it burns a little okay let's go outside jeff never had he never had the kisses yeah jeff didn't have kisses growing up made jeff hard worker yeah and you're a very good lots of money yeah we're gonna take you outside one more okay one more ah that was good let's go okay let's go outside jeff jeff likes it the other way okay you like it the other way okay let's go outside let's let's have some fun just a little bit of sun time okay okay jeffrey bezos pretty taxing dealing with jeff sometimes but you know overall i really love a guy he's a good guy when we do the sunbathing his the reptilian in him kind of takes over and he really needs that sunbathing time just like a lizard would on a rock he needs that that heat to absorb okay hey jeff jeez yeah is that enough sometime i want to give you a raise oh thank you so much that'd be really nice instead of 12 an hour what's up at the 15. no jeff stop you are gonna hurt yourself okay come here it's okay jeff can't cry jeff can cry jeff wants to feel something i know but don't burn yourself jeff has too much money i know i know humans were never supposed to have this much money i know but you're i i have no emotions you do have emotions you love me you care about me i could buy a new jeeves okay replaceable do you need do you need a snack not what i am okay you're replaceable a little uncomfortable and that's sad isn't it just don't isn't it i'm not i'm not replaceable how many g's have i had you've had 64 in the past year i look exactly like you i know i don't know how you're cloning me but you are and i don't like it and i did not sign up for that but you are please stop i don't like that talk okay okay now stop hitting okay let's put more oil on that head okay okay where's that oil yo thanks we should be up we're up we are up we're up yeah lunch yes sir

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Id: UF_Eq8cjJ2A

Length: 9min 3sec (543 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 01 2020