DATE NITE | Omeleto

[Music] [Music] [Music] it's funny need to be alone right now please [Music] right [Music] while romantic and platonic intimacy remains hazardous to your health if you're looking for human connection the parental bond is an entirely viable alternative Lata to get to see remains hazardous to your health if you're looking for human connection the parental bond is an entirely viable alternative Armory Sciences have conclusively proven that the parent-child relationship is 99.99% safe when used correctly so if you're one of the hundred million Americans who don't [Music] so if you're one of the hundred million Americans who don't want to feel alone then Pro creatives in vitro method is the most trusted option on the market holy [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] Angela hey how's it going you're not making it to your cabin this weekend what's being so quiet there are you [ __ ] crazy crazy good I guess we're all a little crazy right I mean the [ __ ] date John you want to end up like Monica go home clear your head and come back tomorrow in one piece okay okay what go home yes okay what you doing you about to make a big mistake kid what don't play dumb a date it's not why do you even care it's my life man because I actually care about my fellow man man and you think it's just between you and her umm telling you this [ __ ] is toxic you know I had a nice about a year ago she gave in and that was that you know you go into thinking hey this is all worth it and you don't know what it's like to be young okay now I mean you know I'm sure at some point you Hey look at me what no look at me you're not alone in your aloneness my name should be trouble my name should be trouble and [Music] is my name my life is inherited my heart has been told it [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Music] one legged legend [Music] [Music] yeah [Music] you were saying um-hmm yeah yeah so she she walks over my desk and it sees the app open and threatens to fire me so I just stand right up look her square in the eye and she only had one eye oh no sort of square in the eyes no she's okay but but I tell her you know I quit god you're so legit no so are you unemployed now or no no I mean I'm still I'm still working just like mainly on myself at the moment kind of thing [Music] oh sorry for the this yeah I don't have company often so it's kind of like the first time I've ever hated that my chair it seriously it it's nice this is nice you're so beautiful hmm you're just saying that no Jesus no no I'm not I'm nice your eyes your hair [Music] uh-huh are you oh hey it's just a little hair right if you can barely hear let me I got it I got it [Music] sorry it's not fair no no no I mean our generation with you look totally fine yeah yeah except my leg is gone that's a [ __ ] was that from this yeah this okay this was a mistake this was a mistake whoa whoa no okay no well we both already committed to being open to commit I I'm stupid I I've got I'm not ready for this I shouldn't be here I'm not ready no come on we knew what this was we knew stuff like this could happen right you really want to bail on this over if you're dead follicles I love my hair I'm talking about my egg yeah that you lost before you even met me you just you're just in love with the idea of me you don't even know me no no that's not I'm in love with the idea of us loving each other wait where are you going hey why did you wait please can we just [Music] [Applause] [Music] John they tweaked the script a bit Oh John what was it like hi this is John calling on behalf of procreative are you lonely [Music]

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Length: 16min 33sec (993 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 16 2020