BOB | Omeleto

uh yeah yeah I'm wearing like sweater and a jacket that's okay for a dinner party right shoot I actually wish I caught you sooner I was going to say you should wear that cute top mom got you oh that would have been good are you sure you want to walk you have to go through the Crusty part of Hollywood I don't know I like Hollywood it's funny okay then hey be safe please love you love you too right hey hey you got some wine for me sweetheart uh sorry I don't have a cork screw I'm thirsty sorry give a [ __ ] bottle sir please stop thirsty stop go stop walk away take it easy SpongeBob we're just having fun I said walk away hey if you're thirsty maybe should drink some water thank you that was annoying yeah no problem be safe out there hey [Music] um hey don't you want to talk to me while I cook I'm right here talk to me so is Daniel on the way mhm he just left is Hannah she is walking let's hope she doesn't get distracted by something shiny on the way here I warned Daniel she talks about astrology a lot yet he still wants to meet her hey does she know that this is a setup or what does Anna think is happening I'm just going to tell her that we invited more people and then they all just canceled at the last second you are genius yeah I'm going to go smoke real quick no no no can you not can you not please just at least until they all get here sorry I just I want it to go well okay fine but look hey let's manage expectations okay maybe they'll hit it off or maybe it'll just be a nice dinner either options totally cool right yes just would be really nice if she dated someone normal for once totally that's her um can you keep an eye on the rice yeah h you look so cute thanks um this is my friend oh B um can we talk for a second please sure can we come in sure um Bob my husband is watching basketball in the living room if you would like to join him awesome uh shoes on off uh um let's go with off no what the [ __ ] I know I know but he helped me deal with this obnoxious drunk guy and we talked on the way over and he seemed really nice okay andn I'm glad that he was nice but you still brought like a street person like into my home okay you said I could bring someone and he's a really interesting guy if you didn't want to come you could have just told me like you really respect me like this little Julia it's not like he's like a murderer or something he just dresses up for tourists so what we're going to like sit and have dinner with SpongeBob [ __ ] SquarePants Hannah Grant's work friend is coming okay great maybe they'll love each other LeBron James hey I came with Hannah oh cool oh I didn't realize she was bringing somebody um did did you meet my wife on the way in yeah yeah she she let us in this is a beautiful home by the way oh yeah yeah thanks it's uh it's coming along uh so um you guys going to uh you costume party after this or uh I thought this was a dinner party no yeah you're right it is it totally is I just um you're can you hang right here for for just a quick sec I got to go ask my wife quick question yeah for sure there's be in the fridge uh I'll be right back that's like the perfect opportunity to bran up journ Oh serious not bring my journal so SpongeBob's in the living room Hannah met him on the way over isn't that fun guys come on is is this like a prank no it is it is and we are obviously the B of the joke uh Hannah look we just need to ask him to leave okay we just wait I'm sorry guys does it smell smoky in here gr the for you give you one job what do I do I do help me I'm get the door I'm get the door you're being a child like I swear to God I can do one [ __ ] job hello hi I'm Bob hi Daniel sorry is is Grant here hey I'm Hannah oh hey Daniel you're Julia's sister right yeah I am oh great I actually heard a lot about you oh Daniel he made it hey I did where can I put this Hannah can you show Daniel where the cork screw is yeah totally Bob glass of [Music] red oh Julia chicken's amazing it's dry I should have brinded it longer I like it ooh M I like it too so what do you do Bob or are you still Fred cook at the K crusty crab is that a SpongeBob reference I've only really seen Clips so I'm not too familiar with the show wait so you dress up as him everyday but you've never seen the show yeah exactly I just I know it's so popular yeah totally I get that you do uh what about you Daniel what do you do um I'm a lawyer I work with Grant here Daniel is a star at the firm he buil more hours last year than anyone else in the office hell [ __ ] yeah Daniel uh Julia what line of work are you in oh I'm in corporate real estate oh very cool so you sell big buildings no that's not really it's fine you know Hannah is really into astrology she could do a whole reading for you oh cool well my birthday's in October so I think that makes me a Libra Well Hanna is a Gemini so I don't really know if those two are compatible but excuse me where's the washroom down the hall to the right I think somebody's jealous or you guys are just being super rude to him okay Hannah I genuinely don't feel safe he's obviously mentally ill or unced you think the term is experiencing homelessness now okay whatever the point is he's obviously off Daniel are you uncomfortable um um fine we'll leave after dinner okay can't you be around someone different for 1 hour um do we think he's okay up there it's pretty bulky costume don't freak out it's fine why am I not hearing anything else I'm going to go check on him you bring Daniel with you you know just in case everything okay in there Bob well uh he's just finishing up is he not in the bathroom Hanah do you want me to go up there left I'm so confused [Music] can Daniel play [Music] piano okay great yeah just just send someone soon okay thank you so much bye okay they're sending someone I can't believe he's playing My Piano what a complete [ __ ] nightmare you know he's honestly not that bad can you communicate with me [Music] please [Music] [Music] m what the [ __ ] the homeown has asked us to escort him out are you serious Julia you called the [ __ ] police just let them do their job you could have just asked me it's okay I'm going that's all right buddy off we go back to uh bikini bottom he's a guest they invited him in well that's not what we hear an Are you seriously leaving yeah I am since you you know called the cops it was a great meeting you Hannah let me know if you're ever on the west side and we can grab a drink or something have a good night Daniel um anything else we can do for you ma'am uh no that'll be all thank you officers thanks offic have a good night Co floor we're [Music] clear I can't believe she tried to set me up again I literally begged her not to do that I kind of like Daniel you seemed like a nice guy yeah I'm sure he is but she just I mean I know she wants me to be happy but she wants me to be her version of happy and I just can't yeah I I hear you yeah 17 18 19 20 ow I am truly truly impressed told you yo so start of bail but I've got a DJ set starting in 20 minutes you're a DJ yeah I got a show tonight that's the only reason I was in Hollywood wait so you're like a legit DJ I guess so feel free to tag along but we got to go now like right now yeah no I'm totally com thank you everybody now the sponge you've all been waiting for DJ [Applause] Bob are you ready kids Captain I can't hear you I [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I didn't overreact right like we all saw how out of control that situation was totally really really just give it to me something tells me Hannah's not going to text me you never know man she's a Gemini so you liked her I did honestly yeah yeah no okay we we totally knew you guys would get along I can't even lie I'm already sore from those pull-ups Bob oh had you not seen my face yet no what happened to the costume oh he's hanging out in the corner oh yeah well get to a little little dicey around here at night do you mind maybe walking me to my car [Music] okay that was the best show I've seen in like years really yeah I just wish I had known who you were this whole time why it just would have made things at my sister's a bit easier easier how I I don't know I just think they didn't know what to think of you oh okay so they would have known I was a famous DJ maybe they would have been a little cooler sorry that um that's really gross I'm [ __ ] with you Hannah I showed up to dinner in a SpongeBob costume I think I get it you're a strange guy Bob wait is that really your name tell me tell me what it is it's Robert really yeah want to keep walking [Music] yeah [Music]

Channel: Omeleto

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Length: 18min 29sec (1109 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 18 2024